『𝐅𝐮𝐧 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐭: "For Ready Player One Book Reader's you'll probably remember Wade and H arguing about the Movie Ladyhawke (Directed by Richard Donner), We'll in the middle of it H said that "he" didn't care even if Spielberg directed it. Steven Spielberg then proceed to direct the Ready Player One Movie."』
『𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐲: "Being human totally sucks most of the time. Videogames are the only thing that make life bearable." - James Halliday (Anorak.)』
『𝐇𝐢𝐧𝐭: "8-1-8-1-8-1-20-4-15-7."』
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『𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 𝐀𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝟑, ???, ???』
『𝟏𝟐:𝟓𝟎』
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐏𝐎𝐕』
𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞.
But the thing highlighted here isn't about Felix's weird sleeping posture, That surely would damage his Spine in a long term.
It's about the location he is in currently, White, White, White. I'm not Racist it's just the Room Felix is in is colored White, no secondary colors.
I belive I don't have to describe where our Protagonist is currently in right?
Or, would you like me to baby you? Then fuck you get out.
Anyways Felix seems to be slowly waking up, I do not know if it's because of all my cursing, or just because the plot needed for him to wake up.
But whatever, our Protagonist is slowly waking up and that's all you need to know.
Felix who is still feeling groggy from his GTA V marathon looked at the sky of this Matrix like place.
Only seeing a white sky, no sun, no clouds, no nothing this place is confusing everything looks the same.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Oh..."」
Felix after staring at the "sky" for a couple of minute's finally realised where he is at, and decided to sleep for another hour or so.
Felix who was trying his best to sleep wasn't able too, so he changed position frequently.
Fetal, Log, Yearner, Soldier, Freefall, Starfish. Yeah if you didn't realised all of that is sleeping positions.
Best part is that this all happend in a minute, yeah Felix you aren't getting any sleep today, plot needs you to be awake.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Fuck... It."」
Felix said stopping midway just to yawn closing his eye's while doing so.
He then stood up and did nothing but close his eye's, surely wanting sleep but can't have one.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Fuck I hate life."」
Felix said to himself trying to stand up straight, just like that one MAPEH Teacher that keeps standing up straight even when walking, it's weird sir just stop it.
But a couple of seconds later his posture returned to that slack weird posture that you wouldn't be able to change when you get used to it.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Fuck life."」
It's a little something we call a round posture, for people having it they think it's normal.
Even if they found out it isn't, they still wouldn't be able too because "old habits die hard.", such was a case for young Felix here.
Felix opened his eye's wide still groggy, his vision then went dead everything's black for some reason but a couple of seconds later his vision slowly went back.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Alright, what the fuck?!"」
Felix then kept closing and reopening his eye's multiple times not knowing what the fuck just happend.
After a couple of seconds later his vision went back to normal, just like nothing happend. Leaving a very confused Felix in the process.
While Felix is busy being confused the System inside him detected that he is in fact awake, so it automatically turned itself on.
『Goodmorning "Just Felix."』
The robotic and weirdly non-gendered voice of the System echoed inside Felix's head, this caused Felix to look around everywhere and finally getting the idea who it was.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Oh Sebastian?! It's you again? H-how you've been?"」
Felix asked while pulling out an System Window and trying to order Dinner.
『"Just Felix." The word "Fine." does not apply / to m-』
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "/ To you! Yes! YES! Yes I know now shut the fuck up before I scrapped your poor robotic arse."」
Felix said cutting off the weirdly intelligent System AI, his voice escalating trying his best not to pay attention to the annoying System.
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Fucking AI just trying to be nice."』
Felix though to himself while quickly typing in "Filipino Food" in the search bar of the System Shop Food category.
Felix and the AI Sebastian didn't talk to each other, mostly because Felix doesn't want to talk because he is hungry.
Felix then clicked the Fried Rice, Hotdog and Egg Combo his mouth salivating from hunger ignoring the price which is cheap to be honest.
『Fried Rice with Hotdog and Egg Combo (Hotsilog) ☆: "A common 1 star Filipino breakfast."』
『Price: "20 SGC."』
After Felix bought the Food he wanted, a blue particle light appeared and slowly manifested into a Plate, Fork and Spoon while also containing the following Food Felix ordered.
Felix then quickly thought of a small dinner table and a chair, the same blue particles then appeared and quickly manifested into the said item.
If you we're thinking if Felix had to pay for manifesting those item's, then no. Felix only had to pay if it's regarding about Behaviour of the Game.
Like for example, earlier today he payed to change the 3D NPC's in GTA V to be similar to Humans, or that time Felix toned down the pain receptor's of player's by 10%.
So basically I'm saying is that Felix can build 10 Burj Khalifa in a random planet, that he created and it won't cost him shit.
But their is exception though, but that's another set of can of worm's that I wouldn't want to open for today.
Felix grabbed his Fork and Spoon and started eating, he realised that the table was too high and lowered it.
Felix kept munching on his Food while thinking of song lyrics, while staring at his own Dinner.
He got bored very quickly because he couldn't remember the lyrics correctly and just decided to pull out his Phone.
Alright first of all you'll might be confuse about what the fuck is happening, how the fuck does Felix have a Phone if his REAL BODY is currently salivating on his Keyboard?
Good question hypothetical viewer, we'll you see the place where Felix is in is separated from the "MCU" or the place where Felix is in, technically Felix is in his own Universe.
He is technically God in this place, when he sended his consciousness in this Matrix like place, everything he had even the Phone it got copied and pasted into this Matrix like Universe.
Even though Felix has 2 Phones or 2 Bodies, both the Phone and the Body are still connected. What I'm saying is that, I don't know.
But... For example Felix wrote something on his Phone in the Note app, if Felix returned back to his Original Body then it'll paste it into his Original Phone.
Alright one more example, Felix did 100 Push-ups 100 Squats 100 Curl-ups and 10km Run in this Matrix like place, and then he returned back to his Original Body then that Original Body would show results.
Then what about if the Player decided to change Avatars? Like a Monster, Kaiju or an random Anime Girl? And then he did those exercise would it show in his Avatar? Or the Original Body
Great question hypothetical viewer, the answer would be yes the Original Body would get the benefits of the Avatar exercising, now the Avatar's are changeable they can be changed.
Meaning you can add abs if you want, you can be buff as you want in the Original World and still be Stick-man like in this Matrix like place.
Felix knows this of course, because he kept asking the default AI about this and about that, do remember that Felix has been isekai'd into this place for more than a day now.
And he is an seasoned FanFic Writer so he know the rules even if you don't explain it to him
I wanted to tell you folks about this for a long time, but I didn't know when, so sorry for the exposition that I just forced into your brain-holes, ironic because it's empty.
Felix then scrolled down pass multiple song's trying to find the song that he was singing in his head.
『Imagine Dragons - Bleeding Out (Lyric Video)』
『Unknown artist - Imagine Dragons - Bleeding Out (Lyric Vi...』
『SB19 'MAPA' | OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO』
『Unknown artist - SB19 'MAPA' | OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO』
『Lo Ki - Kagome (Official Music Video)』
『Unknown artist - Lo Ki - Kagome (Official Music Vid...』
『Jack Harlow - WHATS POPPIN feat. Dababy, Tory...』
『Unknown artist - Jack Harlow - WHATS POPPIN feat. Dab...』
『Rick and Morty x Run The Jewels: Oh Mama | Adu...』
『Unknown artist - Rick and Morty x Run The Jewels: Oh M...』
『This Love - Maroon 5 (Lyrics) 🎵』
『Unknown artist - This Love - Maroon 5 (Lyrics) 🎵』
『AJR - World's Smallest Violin (Official Video)』
『Unknown artist - AJR - World's Smallest Violin (Official Vi...』
『Lil Nas X - THAT'S WHAT I WANT (Official Video)』
『Lil Nas X - Lil Nas X』
『Lil Nas X - HOLIDAY (Official Video)』
『Lil Nas X - Lil Nas X』
Felix ignored the other option's because he was focused on one song in particular, the third option. Kagome.
『Eh paano kung hindi, hindi ka nakilala~』
Felix placed down the phone face first and continued eating.
While in the middle of this Felix then realised something and quickly swallowed his Food.
「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Sebastian, statistics."」
Felix ordered Sebastian his sarcastic depressed AI, of course no matter how much hate Sebastian has on Felix it would still follow it's programing first before it's own interest.
Multiple interactive holograph appeared in front of Felix, all of them being lined up.
The holograph contains different statistics because Felix didn't classify what statistic he wanted to see.
So the AI Sebastian pulled all the statistics Felix could or would mean.
Felix finished his Food first and decided to m̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶a̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ properly do his task so that he could enjoy torturing Marvel characters.
But first Felix has to create a place where his player's could spawn, similar to the OASIS's intro in Ready Player One.
You can't just automatically send them to GTA V no no you can't sir that would confuse them, so first they need a place where they could gather and assist each other, almost like a tutorial spot.
And Felix already has a name for this so called tutorial spot...
Pangea.
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『18-5-13-5-13-2-5-18 11-9-4'19 20-15 1-12-23-1-25-19 4-18-9-14-11 16-12-5-14-20-25 15-6 23-1-20-5-18.』
『20-8-5 14-5-24-20 15-14-5 9-19 9-13-16-15-18-20 9 16-18-15-13-9-19-5, 4-15-14'20 19-11-9-14 13-5 16-12-5-1-19-5.』
『🎮𝐓𝐨 𝐁𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐝🎮』
『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐩: [𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭] [𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫] [𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭] "Operation Pangea inichihating? I-initiching, yeah in-i-ti-a-thing, fuck!"』
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『Motherfucker! Our English Teacher told us to create a short summary about Pygmalion and Galatea I created my own with poor cutouts, yet everyone is just using the same image wtf!』
『Can't belive it took me 3 hours just to remmeber the word Yawning or Yawn.』
『Sebastian and the previous Sysyem AI are different, the previous System AI is default and can't think for itself. Sebastian is an AI that assist Felix but with a weirdly Sarcastic personality, blame Felix he asked for that personality.』
『Gotdamn it! I'm listening to my Grandmother's Radio while writing this, and I'm fucking confuse. You see the radio format is fictional writer's sending stories, and one of the stories is about a Woman having an affair... Bro that's not alright what the fuck? Your Husband is working his arse off just to feed you... Hope you die, don't even try pulling that "he doesn't have enough time for me" card, he was right, he was working his arse off... Broooo! This some spicy stories.』
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『𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬: 1979 Words』
『𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐧: October 10 2022』
『𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝: October 10 2022』