From Wanker To Sire

Chapter Eleven

"You wanker!" I shouted knocking the guards on their head before passing and entering the amazing big hall.

"Ahh that felt damn good!" I shouted , kicking my legs and doing my not so popular victory dance and I got it for 20 gold coins,jokes on you Sin System "

This causes for a celebration, my first time hitting soldiers on their head while they bow to me.

"Please this way Sir" said one of the ladies taking me up the twirling staircase that had two wings which meet in the center of the ball room where the largest chandelier I have ever seen both in anime and in real life,and boy you know how anime exaggerate things.

I looked around with no chair or food in view. Maybe later but thee decoration is perfect this way, looks like the heaven that I can imagine so far.

Wait, am I dead and in heaven already ?! Lisa and Jonas Chan aren't here then definitely this is not hell but if this is heaven then Jia and my dog will definitely be here, so it's just the Sin System.

"Sir,are you satisfied with the decoration…"

"Well,it's nothing too dramatic…" she sighed, fainting at once.

"Hey lady! Hey lady!" I shouted trying to make her wake up

"What happened sire …"came the other two

"She fainted when I was inspecting the hall…"" I said frantically , I had not had my first kiss yet. Can't afford to haven't first murder experience.

"It's alright sire, this is her first time doing the job and she is pretty nervous " said the other lady fanning her.

"Oh , I see . I didn't even complete my sentence…"

"Please go ahead and complete your sentence …"they asked.

"Well, it's not dramatic yet the decoration is elegant for a royal gathering and not some vulgar party. "

"Really?" Said the girl standing up abruptly dusting off her dress with a big smile.

I smiled at her pretending that I didn't see her picking her eyes ,she is a bad actor.

"Come and have some wine to relax?" She said with a big smile leading up stairs to what looks like a luxurious executive waiting room.

"Thank you" I said going upstairs while admiring the ancient yet modern looking hall.

"Here Sire" she said, bowing a bit before making her way out.

"Excuse me lady?" I called back after sitting down on the posh leather chair and crossing my legs.

"Get me some food to eat and some change of clothes. I am getting wet from trying to perform civic duties for your country …"

"Sire…?The palace is in charge of our outfits , I will go get the food now" she said with a suspicious tight smile but I weaved her off with my hands admiring the paint signs in the room.

"From wanker to sire?" I smiled big at how the world can be easily deceived.

"Thank you and please bring a side of tea and some blueberry muffin cakes, preferably in a snack bag" I said with a big smile. She didn't smile but bowed and left in a hurry.

Stating eating to my fill when I remembered my predicament.

"I have never kissed or been kissed before …apart from my parents as a baby of course…." Darn it, the food got stuck halfway.

How do I kiss ?

Do I use my whole tongue?

Where should I grab her?

Do we have to hug first , should I ask her?

Do we have to come our eyes ?!

Damn it! All apetiite left me , shit! I need to brush my teeth and get some mint too!

"Sir ,your tea and snacks…."

"Keep the snacks and take the food away …get me the most refreshing and sweet tasting mints in this place" I said while she remained standing with a scowl .

"Do we have problems?"

"No" she moved to pack the dishes away leaving me in a complete dilemma.

I was being rude, should have been a little more nice to the lady and asked her for some advice and those guards that I knocked are a no no no.

*Idea light gulp blinks*

I smiled at my silly yet convenient idea while worrying about my next problem. What to wear?

"Sire , 12 different flavours…"

"Keep them on the table and hey, wait, where can I have my bath?" I asked her while she looked at me with a horrid expression covering her chest.

""Ewww, I just need to take a shower" she slowly pointed towards a door before hurriedly moving away, banging the door on her way out.

Took the door and had a hot steamy refreshing bath with a connecting closet that has cream and lots of perfume but great no clothes or shoes!

I washed mine and hung them in the bathroom while trying to calculate my less than 500 gold coins before summoning the sun system for a change of clothes .

*Freezing cold*

I hugged my almost naked freezing body.

"Sin SYSTEM, get me a change of nice clothes . Something proper of a noble gentleman fit for a royal ball

[Okay Player Erik ]

***Royal white suit 6000 gold coins

***Blue noble outfit 4000 gold coins

***Prince custom design gear 17000 gold coins.

*speechless gulp*

"How much is my gold coin balance in the Sin System?!"

[ Player Erik's Gold Coin Balance:640 Gold Coins]

"Never mind, have a nice day Sin System"

I started jumping around since I couldn't even last a second when I tried to do push ups.

I'm cold,clothes are wet and broken. I went into the office climbing the big mahogany table with the flag and seal trying to unwrap the curtain to cover myself when I heard a loud shrieking sound.

"Sire, that's uncalled for!" I heard a man's voice when I turned around to see the two ladies blushing red and looking everywhere but me while the man kept looking at me with disgust.

"I can explain?"