kirupakaran

Warning: This work contains elements of mature content featuring sex, violence, and gore. 

Follow the journey of a wandering drunk swordsman who will punch immortals, kick demons, and cut down gods as he ascends the heavens in search of better women and wine.... hic...

Women, Wine, and Wager

The three most terrible vices a man could possess. Luckily, Duncan was only afflicted with two - women & wine. As an ordinary spirit stone miner, Duncan only cared about earning money to indulge in his two vices.

However, Duncan's fate had a twist in the form of a cantankerous old man who wanted to both reward and punish him in good measure. It leaves Duncan with a rather poor opinion of cultivators in general.

Pulled into the world of cultivation unwittingly, Duncan only cares for three things. His sword, his wine, and his women.

Demon Immortal

"In that case, why are these demonic beasts intent on going there? Even some of our sect disciples rushed over," Duncan asked confused.

"In cultivation world, danger always accompanies opportunities. You are only thinking about demonic beasts and plants that gained sentience. What about the fruits that are born in a region that is covered in such rich spiritual energy? What about the herbs that are growing there? Wouldn't they all have matured and mutated into spirit herbs and spirit fruits?" Foodie Chen asked sarcastically.

"In that case, there will be a lot of herbs over 100 years or even a thousand years in there," Duncan said as he realized the crux of the issue. "No wonder those beasts fought over who entered first. The beast that entered first will have a large variety of options to choose from."

Forced to Enter