kirupakaran

Warning: This work contains elements of mature content featuring sex, violence, and gore. 

Follow the journey of a wandering drunk swordsman who will punch immortals, kick demons, and cut down gods as he ascends the heavens in search of better women and wine.... hic...

Women, Wine, and Wager

The three most terrible vices a man could possess. Luckily, Duncan was only afflicted with two - women & wine. As an ordinary spirit stone miner, Duncan only cared about earning money to indulge in his two vices.

However, Duncan's fate had a twist in the form of a cantankerous old man who wanted to both reward and punish him in good measure. It leaves Duncan with a rather poor opinion of cultivators in general.

Pulled into the world of cultivation unwittingly, Duncan only cares for three things. His sword, his wine, and his women.

Demon Immortal

"Whew! I didn't expect the valley to be this big,"

Duncan mumbled as he stepped into the first shade he came across after crossing the barren wasteland he had been in for the past two weeks.

Looking around, he saw a very different scene from what he has been experiencing for the past two weeks. Duncan's eyes couldn't help but twitch looking at the scenery around him.

"First a hilly region, then a valley, followed by a forest," Duncan said letting out a huge sigh. "The geography of this place makes no sense. Looks like that bastard Huo Teng had a lot of fun setting up this Grotto Heaven."

Still, the sight that greeted him gave some reassurance to Duncan. Compared to the barren wasteland of a valley he had spent the last two weeks in, Duncan felt comfortable looking at the surrounding trees.

There was a reason for it as well.

Time is running out...