kirupakaran

Warning: This work contains elements of mature content featuring sex, violence, and gore. 

Follow the journey of a wandering drunk swordsman who will punch immortals, kick demons, and cut down gods as he ascends the heavens in search of better women and wine.... hic...

Women, Wine, and Wager

The three most terrible vices a man could possess. Luckily, Duncan was only afflicted with two - women & wine. As an ordinary spirit stone miner, Duncan only cared about earning money to indulge in his two vices.

However, Duncan's fate had a twist in the form of a cantankerous old man who wanted to both reward and punish him in good measure. It leaves Duncan with a rather poor opinion of cultivators in general.

Pulled into the world of cultivation unwittingly, Duncan only cares for three things. His sword, his wine, and his women.

Demon Immortal

"Heh, don't be so eager to accept this task. I have told you many times to never be eager to volunteer yourself without knowing the full information. But, it looks like this message hasn't sunk into your mind, yet!" the hoarse voice sounded a little disapprovingly.

"Replying to His Majesty, this slave has always followed your instructions and teachings. However, as it is His Majesty that is issuing the task, the slave dares not think too much. This life was given to this slave by His Majesty! Even if I lose my life in service to His Majesty, this slave would be willing. So, there was never a need for me to think much," Cang Tian said solemnly.

"He he he…" the hoarse voice chuckled. "Looks like you have learned to speak eloquently in the past few centuries, eh, Little Tian? Nevermind that. The task I am assigning you is very important to me. In fact, if I am not imprisoned here, I would have handled it myself personally."

Mission