9. Hairy situation
Two days have passed since the L-Crew went public and the Louds were currently practicing their powers. Lynn was using a old car that she found as a punching bag while Lana practicing her Velociraptor form and see if she could control it. Lincoln however was staring at a can and this peaked the curiosity of his sisters.
"Hey Linc, why are you staring at the can?" Luan asks.
"Yeah, its kinda weird dude." Luna added.
Lincoln doesn't say anything. As the girls get ready to walk away, Lincoln snaps his fingers and the can bursts into flames.
"So you can burst thins into flames without making a flame?" Lori questioned.
"Yeah. When i was reading one of my comics, i sae someone with fire powers do it so i decided to try." Lincoln explained.
"I'll be learning how to control my meat eating dinos." Lana said.
"Just not on the T Rex." Lisa stated
"Yeah not yet." Lana agreed. While everyone was discussing there powers, Lynn went back to punching her car.
"Please, i don't need practice. I'm unbearable and the strongest ever." Lynn says to herself.
Lynn continued punching the car. "I can shoot diamonds and form armour for myself." Lola said
"Nice sis. I learned that i can transport into electronic devices." Luna says proudly.
Lynn just scoffs. "So what? You can go into computers. Big deal."
"We're just discovering new abilities Lynn." Lincoln said.
"He's right." Lucy said
"So? While you guys go off and discover your 'new abilities', I'm going to go bust some skulls." Lynn says. With that she runs to the warehouse and starts her ATV and drives off. The rest of the Louds watch in silence as she leaves.
"Question: wherr did she get the ATV?" Lincoln asks.
"I literally don't know." Lori said.
Lynn begins cruising down the streets of Royal Woods, As she cruises she looks for crimes. "Let's see. No one is getting mugged. The bank isn't getting robbed. There is a giant hairy man carrying a armored car. Nothing strange going on here." Lynn observes. She then hits the breaks on her ATV. "Wait. Giant hairy man carrying a armored car?"
"That can't be good!" Lynn said. "This looks like a job for Parkour!"
She quickly turns around and drives towards the hairy creature. "Hey you! Drop the armored car!" Parkour shouts.
The hairy creature looks at Parkour and laughs. "You talking to me shorty?" The creature asks.
"Yeah, you walking hairball." Parkour said. "Drop the truck now!
"Nobody tells Squatch what to do!" Squatch shouts. "Now if you don't want to get hurt, i suggest you get out of my way."
"Squatch?! That's a vegetable!"! Parkour burstsdninto laughter
"No you idiot! Squash is a vegetable! I am Squatch!" Squatch said angrily. "Now stand aside or else."
"Or else I'll kick your hairy butt to a shaver." said Parkour.
"Ok brat. Your starting to annoy me." Squatch growled. "Who the hell are you anyways?"
"The name's Parkour!" Parkour said and punched him
However, Squatch is fazed by the blow which shocks Parkour. "What?" Parkour asks with shock.
Squatch then sets down the armored car. "Nice punch kid. Now, how about i show you mine." Squatch then punches Parkour with such force that she is launched backwards into a nearby semi.
Parkour gets up and gets angry. "Didn't feel a thing." Parkour said.
"Maybe you'll feel this." Squatch says. He then runs towards Parkour and attempts to punch her, only for her to roll out of the way.
"Too slow!" Parkour shouted and tried to punch Squatch but she felt pain.
"My ribs. They hurt." Parkour exclaims in pain. "I don't get it. I'm indestructible."
Squatch turns to her and smirks. "Aw, what's wrong? In a little pain?" Squatch asks mockingly. He then grabs her and slams her into a nearby building. He then runs with het still in the building.
Parkour tries to break free from Squatch's grasp. "Come on!"
Squatch stops running and slams her into the ground. "Is that all you got?" Squatch asks with a smile. He then grabs her by the head and starts repeatedly punching Parkour in the stomach.
"Please work." Parkour groaned and kicked Squatch in the nuts.
Squatch drops her and then drops to one knee. "Now I'm mad." Squatch growls. He then stands up and kicks her.
Parkour flies towards a brick wall and impacts. Parkour gets up and looks at her watch. "No, they'll slow me down."
Squatch walks up to her and smiles. "I had heard that you were pretty powerful. I heard you were tough. But right now, I'm not seeing it." Squatch says.
"I am tough." Parkour said and glares.
Squatch then gets down to one knee and gets in her face. "Let me tell you something. You aren't tough. You are weak. You are nothing. You seem to be the type of person that blames others for your failures. Lets face facts you aren't number one. You are no hero. You are a zero."
The word zero echos through Parkour's ears and she gasped. "Later zero." Squatch laughed
He then picks her up and slams her down hard. He then bends down to the unconscious Parkour. "Next time, stay out of my way."
Lynn begins to wake up and find herself back in the infirmary. "Where am I?" Lynn groaned in pain
"Your back at base." Lynn looks over and sees Lori standind next to the bed. "When we didn't hear from you after you left, i sent Lana and Lincoln tp look for you. They found you knocked out and a bloody mess."
"I got beaten by someone stronger than me." Lynn said.
"Ouch." Luna cringed.
"Lisa hacked into the security cameras and we saw the footage of the fight. And we figured out who that guy was." Lincoln told her.
"Really who?" Lynn asked and felt a sharp pain when she leaned up
"You need to rest and stay still." Leni told her.
"The guy is called Michael Meeks better known as Squatch. He took part in a experimental drug that was supposed to regrow hair. But it turned him into a seven foot tall hairy monster that uses his powers to steal armored cars and robs banks." Lincoln tells his sisters.
"His name is Michael Meeks?" Lynn asked and laughed. "Ow."
"Laughing gives you pain." Lucy said.
"Yeah and laughter is usually the best medicine." Luan jokes.
"I got broken." Lynn sighed.
"You're unbreakle!" Lola said.
"I looked at your X-rays." Lisa said
"Yeah and?" Lynn prompts.
"It appears that you have suffered two broken ribs as well as a broken ankle. You suffered some blood loss and some internal bleeding." Lisa says.
"I can walk it off!" Lynn replied and got off the bed.
As soon as she got off the bed, she collapses. "Not so fast sis. You are in no condition to fight Squatch." Luna told her. "But dudette, why didn't you call us?"
"Um you guys would slow me down." Lynn told.
"What's that suppose to mean" Leni asked.
"I thought that you would get in my way." Lynn says nervously.
"REALLY!" Luna and Lincoln shout at the same time. However, there anger caused the room to heat up and causr the machines to go haywire.
"Not cool Lynn you dug your own grave." Luan stated.
"Lucky." said Lucy.
"I say we feed her to Lana!" Lola declared. Lana then turned into a lion a growled.
"I say we bury her alive." said Lucy.
"I'll burn and make her look like a burnt pot roast!" Lincoln shouted.
"No dudes, I'll electrocute her so bad, she'll never be able to touch a door again!" Luna shouted.
"No I say I trap her in a force field and we bounce her like a beach ball." Luan shouts.
"I'll use my hammers to whack her!" Lola Smiled evil.
"Poop poop!" Lily cooed.
"Tie her up and feed her Liama beans?" Luan translated
Everyone gasps and Lola faints. "Dang Lily, that seems a little much." Luan says.
"I suggest you let her go." Lynn chuckled nervously
"Yeah!" Leni shouts. "Wait, why?"
"Guys, you all need to literally calm down. All of you go to the monitors and find Squatch. Lisa, do you have the pill?" Lori asks.
"What pill?" Lynn asked.
"I have created a pill that will heal any injury within three hours." Lisa explains
"Think of it like a senzu bean from Dragonball z." Lincoln said.
"Not like you deserve it." Lana mutters.
"Wish there was a pill that changed her ego." Luan muttered
"That's enough! Just go to the computers and keep an eye open for Squatch." Lori orders.
"Fine!" The siblings all groaned and continued their search.
"I hope you understand that they're more hurt than angry." Lori says to Lynn.
"Yeah and the fact I've been on this floor for a really long time." said Lynn. "But I'm sorry."
"I know. But why did you think that we would slow you down?" Lori asks as she helps Lynn get back in bed.
"Well I figured you guys would be dead weight." said Lynn.
"I could of gotten to you in a second." said Lori
"Yeah but-" Lynn started.
"No buts. Until you remember what being on a team is all about, I'm benching you." Lori says.
"But I'm the Muscle of this team!" Lynn said.
"We can pull our own weight without you." Luan said.
"Besides, we got Lana and her animal forms. So we'll be fine." Lincoln added.
To prove that point Lana turns into a gorilla and lifts up the jet.
"So what? You'll need me." Lynn smirked
"No we won't." Luna says.
"Guys, Squatch was just spotted carrying a armored car downtown." Lucy reports.
"Ok. Luna, you and everyone else deal with Squatch. I'll stay here and keep an eye on Lynn." Lori says.
They all leave sans Lynn and Lori. "You can't watch me forever Bobby will text you." Lynn smirked.
"Yeah, no. Bobby is currently grounded, so he doesn't have his phone." Lori says with a smirk of her own.
"Dang it." Lynn sighed. "You can't keep watch on me forever."
"Watch me. Also, the pill temporarily ceases your movement while its in effect." Lori says with a smirk.
"Wait what?" Lynn questioned
Meanwhile downtown, the rest of the L-Crew are making there way to Squatch.
"Get ready dudes! We're getting to take him down as a team!" Amplifier shouted
The rest of the L-Crew nod and make their way to land. They land successfully, except for Firecracker who crashes into a lamppost.
"Ow!" Firecracker said
"Still funny." Crystal princess said
"Wasn't funny when i did it and it isn't funny when Firecracker did it." Wildgirl argues.
"Thanks Wildgirl." said Firecracker as he got up.
"I got your back big brother." said Wildgirl.
"Aw great. More brats." Squatch growled. "Who the hell are you?"
"Dude, we are the L-Crew and we are here to put you behind bars." Amplifier says.
"Yeah!" Multiple girl said.
Wildgirl turns into a rhino and charges at Squatch. "Eat this runt!" Squatch shouts as he throws the armored car at Wildgirl.
Wildgirl gets hit by the armoured truck and it gets Amplifier mad. "Not cool bro."
Amplifier and Firecracker charge at Squatch only to get caught by the giant villian. Firecracker punches Squatch's arm with a fiery fist. "Come on!" Firecracker shouted
Squatch slams the two together and throws them. Ms. Appear covers her fists in force fields and runs forward. Black ice covers herself in ice armor and follows her.
Squatch laughs and says . "This is too easy!" Ms. Appear punches Squatch in the face while Black Ice kicks him in the back.
Squatch recovered from those attacks and glared at the two. "Shouldn't you two be playing with your dolls." said Squatch.
Ms. Appear and Black Ice rush in again but get clotheslined. Wildgirl gets up and turns into a gorilla and does a roar at Squatch.
Squatch smirks and get ready to fight. "Bring it coco!"
The two charge and they start exchanging blows. The two then lock hands in a test of strength.
"Come on Wildgirl you can do it!" Crystal Princess shouted
Wildgirl is forced to a knee as Squatch gains the upper hand. Crystal Princess jumps onto Wildgirl's shoulders. "Hey bub!" Crystal Princess shouts when she gets on Wildgirl's shoulders.
"Huh?" Squatch says as he looks up.
"Eat crystal!" Crystal Princess then turns hand into a crystal fist and punches Squatch.
Squatch gets knocked to the ground and Crystal Princess smirks. "in your face!" She shouted
Prodigy then lifts up a car with her telekinesis and throws it at Squatch.
Multiple girl and her copies picked up a car with their combine strength and threw it at Squatch.
Squatch smashes Prodigy's car and catches Multiple Girl's car. Firecracker then focuses on the car and then snaps his fingers.
The car explodes and knocks out Squatch. "Nice one dude." said Amplifier
Greenthumb then uses her vines to contain Squatch. They slowly approach him, only for him to open his eyes and break free from the vines.
"Dang it." said Firecracker
"You brats are done!" Squatch then stomps the ground causing a shockwave blasting the L-Crew back.
"We need back up." Multiple girl exclaimed
Back at base, Lori is keeping an eye on Lynn and making sure she doesn't try anything.
"This is really creepy Lori." Lynn said
"Sorry, but you are still benched and i need to make sure you literally don't go after Squatch." Lori tells her. "Besides, the others are handling him."
Then Lori's watch beeped. "Sis, we're getting our butts kicked!" Crystal Princess screamed.
"We need you!" Wildgirl added.
"But I can't leave Lynn!" Lori protested
"But they're family." said Lynn.
"Really? About thirty minutes ago, you called them dead weight." Lori tells her.
"I know what i said. And i realize that we're not just w team. We're a family. And family sticks together." Lynn says proudly.
"You're right." Lori sighed. "But you need to tell your family that."
Lynn then contacts her siblings. "Guys, I'm sorry about what i said. You guys aren't dead weight. You guys make me stronger. And I'm sorry that it took me getting laid up in bed to realize that." Lynn says.
"You really mean that?" Firecracker asked who has a bit of distrust.
"YES! You guys are my family and i love you guys." Lynn says. "Please forgive me."
"Ok. We forgive you. Now get down here! We're getting our butts handed to us!" Ms. Appear says which is followed by a grunt as she is punched.
"We're on our way." said Lynn
After Lynn hangs up, she realizes something. "Wait, how am i able to move? You said i couldn't move while the pill is in effect?" Lynn asked.
"Yeah, the temporary paralysis only lasts fifteen minutes. Did i forget to mention that?" Lori said while scratching the back of her head.
"I hope you have a healing factor. Because I will break your spine!" Lynn shouted
"Lynn, I told you that so you would know what it was like to sit on the sidelines while people you care about are getting hurt. Now, are you ready to go get some payback on that overgrown ape?" Lori asked with a smirk?
"Good point. Let's go!" Lynn said.
Back in the city, Firecracker is thrown into a nearby building. Wildgirl turns into a polar bear and charges at Squatch with Black Ice on her back.
Wildgirl roared and Black ice formed a ice lance
Sasquatch grabs the lance and throws Black Ice into a mail box and then picks up Wildgirl and throws her into a candy store.
"You ok in there Wildgirl?" Multiple girl asked.
"Are you kidding? I'm surrounded by candy! I know we are getting our butts kicked, but this is the greatest day ever!" Lana says while eating a chocolate bar.
"Like ok." Multiple Girl says. She is then grabbed by Squatch and slammed to the ground.
"Ow!" Multiple Girl said.
Ms Appeared surrounded Squatch in a force field.
"I don't know how long i can hold him. Crystal Princess, hit him good!" Ms. Appear says.
Crystal Princess forms giant fists and punches Squatch. Squatch grabs one of the fists and throws Crystal Princess at Ms. Appear. Squatch then turns his attention to Prodigy and Greenthumb who are starting to tremble.
Greenthumb wimpered and bursted into tears. "Don't worry it'll be over soon." said Squatch.
He starts to walk towards the two. Amplifier and Firecracker jump in front of their younger sisters to try to protect them. However, both Amplifier and Firecracker are exausted and hurt.
"You're out of juice and you're burned out." said Squatch and laughed.
"And I thought that Ms. Appear's puns were bad." Amplifier says. She and Firecracker attempt to attack Squatch but are shoved aside. Squatch then stands in front of Prodigy and Greenthumb who is still tearing up.
"Playtime's over." Squatch growls.
"Hey you!" This grabs the hairy villain's focus.
"Huh?"
Sasquatch turns around and sees Parkour and Speed Queen standing behind him.
"Well, if it isn't the zero." Squatch says with a smile. "I thought i told you to stay out of my way?"
"You mess with my family you mess with me." Parkour said.
"Try and punch me." Speed Queen smirked.
Squatch goes to punch Speed Queen but she quickly speeds behind him. "Missed me." Speed Queen mocks. Squatch turns around to try another punch, but he is punched by Parkour.
"That actually hurt!" Squatch gasped.
"Yeah. And so will this!" Parkour yells. She then goes and kicks Squatch in the face.
"Just in time Parkour." Firecracker said
"You guys ok?" Parkour asks.
"Been better." Black Ice answers.
"How are we going to beat this guy?" Wildgirl asks while sucking on a lollipop.
"Simple." Parkour said.
"What?" The siblings asked.
"We beat him up, as a family!" Parkour says with a smile.
"Sounds good to me, but me and Firecracker are drained." Amplifier said.
"Don't worry I got you cherry shooters and tropical jelly beans." Wildgirl said.
"Wildgirl, i don't think that will work." Prodigy points out.
"Don't worry. All you two have to do is attack at the same time." Parkour explains.
"It'll be our victory candy." Firecracker said. "That'll do let's kick his hairy butt!"
"Yeah!" Everyone shouts at the same time.
"I'm going to break you all in half!" Squatch shouts.
They L-crew all charge at Squatch and Ms Appear turns invisible. "Where did she go?" Squatch questioned.
He then feels something punch him in the back of the head. "Right behind you." Ms. Appear laughs.
Wildgirl turns into a mammoth and Crystal Princess jumps on her back. "Twin power!" Crystal Princess shouted and shot diamond shards at Squatch while Wildgirls stomps on him.
Squatch staggers back and slips on some ice that was created by Black Ice. Multiple Girl then splits into three cloned. The two clones then launch the original Multiple Girl at Sasquatch. Multipe girl punches Squatch in the face.
Squatch drops to one knee. "How? How am I losing?" Squatch asks. Amplifier and Firecracker fly in and lock hands and fires a electric/flame blast at Squatch.
The combo blast hits Squatch, then Green Thumb summoned vines and whacked Squatch around and she giggled.
Speed Queen then runs at him full speed and hits him with a powerful right hook.
Progily uses her telekinesis and throws cars at Squatch. "Oh crap."
Parkour jumps onto one of the cars and the car gets near, Parkour punches Squatch in the face, knocking him.
"You maybe strong." Parkour said and landed on the ground. "But I have family as my strength."
She then smirks. "Who's the zero now." She then turns to see her family standing behind her. She saw that all of them except Speed Queen looked pretty beat up. But they were still smiling.
"Thanks for saving our butts Parkour." Firecracker said.
"Yeah and we're sorry for what we said back at the base." Wildgirl says.
"Yeah. We were just upset that you felt that we would slow you down." Ms. Appear added.
"I should say sorry too. I mean I was cocky and let my ego get the best of me." said Parkour. She then smiles. "Next time I'm in trouble, I'll call for backup. I promise."
"Good." said Speed Queen.
"So what do we do now?" Crystal Princess asks.
"Well, first i say we get you nine patched up." Speed Queen says. "After that, i say we celebrate at Burpin Burger."
"Yeah!" The rest of the team cheered
The team then starts walking towards the sunset when Crystal Princess decides to ask something.
"So why do you fliers always crash when you land?"
"No!" Firecracker and Wildgirl exclaimed.
"Are your tiaras flammable?" Firecracker asked
"I'll shut up now." Crystal Princess says.
Not far from the area where the battle took place, Andrew Tetherby looks down from his office window. "Well you may of taken down a pawn." said Andrew.
"But the game is just getting started. But i will admit, that was impressive." He then turns on one of his monitors and a picture of the L-Crew appears. "But you will all fall." said Andrew.