We're Screw

Inside a Cotage, a person with a grave countenance is stuffing random things into his backpack. Some of them include a deconstructed furnace, medicine bottles, books and many odd trinkets. Beside the person packing his bags is a young boy who is also stuffing things into a bag.

Those two people are Fang Yun and the Alchemist. "Fuck Fuck Fuck We're screw kid, we need to get out of here asap before they can fine us"

"Big bro what are you talking about isn't it just an old broken box?"

The Alchemist slaps Fang Yun on the head and continues to stuff more random things into his bag.

"You don't even- wait where's the pill inside the box? Oh Heaven please say it ain't so"

The Alchemist saw the ancient box was open and the air of an ancient power item disappeared. He turned to look at Fang Yun with horror as he realized he was chewing something.

"Wow this is delicious, Eeeee this doesn't taste like the regular candy pills"

The Alchemist face contorted, his eyes turned lifeless. He fell down on the floor with his butt hitting the ground first. His body was shaking intensely like someone injected millions of bugs into his body.

"FUCCCCKKKK my lucky star how could you do such a thing, we should've just left that box in this rundown town and escaped, but yo-you ate the Fucking pill you little BASTARD!!!"

"Eeeeee but it was on the table and it even looked similar to a candy pill" Fang Yun was shocked he had never seen the always nice and amiable alchemist be so angry.

"Forget it we're screwed anyway so I'll teach you what you have just consumed, pay attention we don't have much time before those ancient sect bastards sense the pill aura" A solemn expression appears on the alchemist face.

"The Ancient Meridian Forging Pill went extinct a long time ago, how long I have no idea. They are records of it on the alchemist heavenly scriptures, many people tried to make similar pills but no one has ever been able to create a pill as good as the ancient one. When one consumes the Ancient Meridian Forging Pill that person's physique will experience a heavenly toppling change!"

Speaking to this point the Alchemist took out a cup of water from the cupboard and slowly drinking it down

"Ah how refreshing where were we again?"

Fang Yun swallowed the pill that he just chewed and said with an excited expression "The body experiencing a heavenly toppling change"

"Ah yes that's right, rumors said that the body will be able to absorb the purest form of qi energy instead of having to refine and absorb the dirty qi that normal people use"

Fang Yun laughed with great vigor "Hahaha, I know my luck is the greatest"

The alchemist turned to look at Fang Yun oddly. As Fang Yun was laughing his skin was slowly crumbling down and a white glow was shining out of his body.

The alchemist sighed and said "Let's go kid, we gotta get out of here, come sit inside this small box"

The alchemist took out a wooden box that was big enough to fit a young teenager, patting on the bottom of the box he urged Fang Yun to sit in it.

"What is going oh why does my body feels so hot, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Fang Yun was about to move to the box when an excruciating pain course through his body. The Alchemist threw a pill in Fang Yun's mouth and then he threw Fang Yun into the box and dragged the box on a carriage.

"Bye bye Lin Town, hope you survive the investigation of the ancient sects" The alchemist look at the town with regret, before leaving the town he threw a wooden case to the clothing shop second floor window, he then went to the pavilion on the mountain side to throw another case.

"The karma that is sow has been reap, now the kid won't need to bother with this town again and Fuck you forest side why would you want to assassinate a fucking 8 year old, some people are just born sick psychos"

The alchemist threw Fang Yun clothes and his own clothes away. He then burn the cottage house and hopped on the horse carriage.

"Damn, I really like this village especially the Brothels here are fantastic sigh those girls might be unable to sleep without me visiting them" A look of unwillingness appear on the alchemist face. He whip the rein of the carriage a few times, then the carriage started to move forward out of town.

*

It is currently nighttime, a horse carriage was stop in front the exit of a town.

"Halt leaving at night required a permit" grumbled one of the guards

An ugly expression can be seen on the alchemist face "What the fuck are you guys talking about? I'm an alchemist here take some pills it can improve your cultivation ... probably"

The guards were going to take the pills from the alchemist hand before a person with a white robe appear. He looked at the cart with his eagle like eyes, a flash of surprise could be seen in his face as he look at the box where Fang Yun is. He turn to the alchemist and nodded to him with a stern expression.

"Let him leave, don't make things hard for him"

The Alchemist gaze was cold as he his hand was still holding a couple of pills, but after he heard what the white robe man said his expression turn back to normal

"Aiya then I won't stand on courtesy then see you guys later hahaha" The alchemist returned a nod to the white robe man before shaking the reins and waving his goodbyes to the guards.

*

Two days after the alchemist had left the town, a group of people came to Lin Town to investigate the mysterious aura that was spread near the area.

They searched around for a week before a man wearing a white mask and red robe came. His aura gave out an unprecedented feeling of danger. He was floating on top of the town with a paper in his hands. The paper records the people going in and out of the town during the period when the mysterious aura was radiated.

"Heh an alchemist in this run down town? I think I know who he is hehehe" The mask wearing man sneered.

Two black robe woman kneel infront of the man "Subordinate greets Hall master, we have track down every person that has left the town except the alchemist, his tracks seems to vanish in the air subordinate is incompetent and deserves a thousand deaths"

"Hmph useless things go to all the nearby towns and look for him, ask for help from the sect the guy we're looking for is quite the sly fox"

"Yes, Hall master"

*

On a road in the middle of a forest a carriage is traveling through the path. A person is sitting in the front seat of the carriage humming a little tune, the tune was sung out in an odd pitch that make anyone who hears it want to beat up the singer.

*Creak Crack*

A lit on the box moved and a boy of around 8 years old stood up looking confused. The alchemist turn around and smiled

"So You Are Finally Awake?"