78. Spill the Beans

Waverly sat on the bed, legs stretched out in front of her with her laptop resting on the pillow in her lap, typing up her syllabus for the new school year that was set to start in less than a week. She was excited for the new semester and to get to see the new set of faces. That was one of her favorite parts about being a college professor, getting to meet a lot of new people. 

She continued clacking away on the keys when she felt herself squeezing her legs together. She didn’t even realize she had been doing it until the sudden urge began to grow. This had been happening a lot lately, randomly getting aroused out of nowhere for no apparent reason. She was officially thirteen weeks pregnant now, and of course she expected the hormones to make her horny, but sometimes it happened at the worst time. 

…Thankfully though, this wasn’t one of those times.

“I guess I can take a little break,” she said to herself as she closed her laptop and set it on the bed beside her. 

She quickly took off her clothes to make herself more comfortable before pulling her wand out from her bedside table. It was her favorite toy at the moment, and for good reason too, as it always gave her the best and quickest orgasms. She wasted no time in turning it on, and as soon as she held it between her legs her jaw dropped and she sunk back against the pillows. Everything felt more sensitive than it usually did, which was one of her favorite things about being pregnant. It never took her long to reach her orgasms, and in this case it took her less than two minutes. She squeezed her legs together as she let the waves of pleasure wash over her, but she wasn’t satisfied yet. She was already craving another one, which had also been happening a lot lately. It was something that Nicole had really been enjoying. 

She turned the settings up a notch higher, which caused her hips to immediately twitch at the amazing feeling on her sensitive bud. Wanting to feel more, she sucked on two of her fingers for a moment before bringing them down to her entrance and pushing them inside her.

“Ohh,” she breathed as she closed her eyes and focused on the amazing sensations not only between her legs, but all over her body. It was moments like these when she was so grateful for the body that she had, and she wouldn’t trade it for anything. She loved having a clitoris, and she loved having a vagina, and she most definitely loved orgasms. 

Just as she was getting close, she heard footsteps approaching from outside the door…

“Baby, are you in here?” Nicole’s voice rang just before opening the door, and she quickly paused when she noticed Waverly yank the vibrator away from herself as a reflex in reactions to being startled. “Sorry!”

“No, stay,” Waverly said when Nicole had started to shut the door. She knew Nicole would be coming home around this time and had wondered if part of her wanted to get caught. “Maybe you can help me?” She smirked.

“Are you sure? Because I can give you some privacy.” Nicole pointed her thumb behind her towards the hallway. She didn’t want Waverly to feel like she couldn’t enjoy some time by herself if that’s what she wanted.

“I want you to. Please?”

The tone in Waverly’s voice was enough to reassure Nicole that it was something Waverly genuinely wanted, which was all she needed to stay. 

“And…can we use your handcuffs?” Waverly had turned off the vibrator by this point and was looking at Nicole with timid eyes, but the grin that appeared on Nicole’s face in reaction to the question made her feel less hesitant about asking. They didn’t do stuff like that very often, so suggesting it always made her feel a little awkward. It was a habit she wanted to break.

Nicole casually grabbed her spare set of handcuffs from the top drawer of the dresser – the ones they used specifically for occasions like this – and walked over towards the bed before slowly climbing on top of Waverly. “Sit up,” she commanded, and Waverly immediately did as she was told. 

After moving the laptop to the chair in the corner of the room so that it wouldn’t be in the way, Nicole latched the handcuffs around Waverly’s wrists behind her back before guiding her to lay back down. “Now spread your legs.”

Again, Waverly followed orders, and Nicole’s eyes widened when she saw that Waverly was dripping onto the sheets. “Babe, you’re so wet,” Nicole said in awe, breaking character for a moment.

“I’m so horny,” Waverly whined as she closed her legs and opened them again, desperate for any pressure where she needed it most.

Without warning, Nicole lowered her head between Waverly’s thighs and ran her tongue through her folds, lapping up her arousal before swirling the warm muscle around Waverly’s swollen clit.

“Oh, wow,” Waverly moaned as she arched her back off the bed in an attempt to push herself further against Nicole. She slowly writhed in reaction to Nicole’s tongue working something Waverly was convinced was supernatural, as she was pretty sure she was seeing star while hearing the hallelujah chorus ringing in her ears. She moved her hands to thread them through Nicole’s hair, but was quickly reminded of the restraint. And to make matters worse, at that moment Nicole had moved her mouth to Waverly’s inner thigh, and Waverly whined at the loss of contact. 

“Don’t worry baby, I’m going to make you feel good. Just be a little patient,” Nicole said in a sweet voice before placing a few more kisses down Waverly’s leg.

“I don’t know if I can.” Waverly tried to close her knees so that she could squeeze her thighs together, but Nicole pushed them back down.

“You can. That is, if you want to come at all.” She quirked an eyebrow and tried not to laugh at the loud whimper Waverly had let out. “I’ll be right back. No cheating.”

Waverly hastily lifted her head up and watched Nicole stand up from the bed. “Where are you going?”

“To get something.”

As soon as she saw Nicole reappear with their newest dildo in her hand, she felt a surge of heat shooting to her center and down her legs. “Are you going to fuck me?” She asked hopefully.

“Mmm, not exactly.” A devilish smirk spread across Nicole’s lips as she poured lube on the tip before spreading it around. Once the entire shaft was slick, she steadily crawled on top of Waverly until she was hovering just a couple of inches above her, and while staring into her lust-filled eyes, she very slowly pushed the dildo inside.

Waverly’s mouth fell open and she inhaled a deep breath as she felt herself being filled. Her walls almost immediately gripped the silicone as Nicole slowly pulled it back a bit before pushing it back inside. She continued to maneuver the cock with her hand at this slow pace while still making unblinking eye contact with Waverly.

“Do you like that baby?” Nicole whispered before placing a delicate kiss on her wife’s cheek.

“Uh huh,” Waverly nodded, and she dropped her head all the way down onto the pillows while her knees relaxed further apart to allow Nicole more access.

After a few minutes of the slow pace, Waverly had finally had enough.

“Faster,” she begged, but instead of picking up the pace like she had expected, Nicole pushed the dildo all the way inside before letting go of it entirely. Waverly opened her eyes and looked at Nicole in confusion. “Why’d you stop?”

“Because, that’s not how you’re going to come.”

“It’s not?” Waverly watched as Nicole grabbed the wand and turned it on.

“Nope. This is how you’re going to come.” As soon as she finished her sentence, Nicole placed the wand right above Waverly’s clit, and the brunette let out a loud moan.

“Fuck!” Waverly shouted. She wasn’t expecting the stimulation on that area, but damn did it feel amazing. And what felt even more amazing was the fact that she had the dildo inside her to clamp down on as her orgasm was already beginning to make itself known.

“I want you to come for me, Waves. I want you to come so hard that it drips all over this cock. I want you to scream my name loud enough for the neighbors to hear. And I can tell you’re already getting close.”

“Mhm!” Waverly fervently nodded as she squirmed around on the bed, letting the handcuffs dig into the skin of her wrists as she pulled on them. The buildup was slow but intense, and she knew that the release was going to be epic.

“Come for me, Waverly. Come for me right now.” 

Nicole’s voice was demanding, which only turned Waverly on even more. But the thing that really got her was the fact that Nicole had turned the speed up, resulting in even stronger vibrations. Waverly’s moans grew louder and louder, until she was coming so hard that her body was shaking.

“FUCK! NICOLE!” She screamed, and her walls quickly pulsed around the dildo while Nicole continued to hold the wand against the top part of her clit. She was almost sure that she was going to pass out, but just when she felt like she couldn’t take it anymore, she started to fall down from the surprisingly long orgasm, and her body relaxed back down against the bed, as if she was floating back down to Earth.

Nicole moved the wand up Waverly’s torso over her twitching abdomen until she reached one of her breasts, and Waverly let out a loud breath as the stimulation on her nipple sent her straight into that feeling of neediness again. She slipped a hand out of the handcuffs – a trick both of them knew she could do but rarely ever did unless it was necessary, like now – and reached down between her legs and began rubbing her clit as she let out a long moan.

“Another one?” Nicole asked in surprise.

“Baby I’m so horny, I can’t make it stop,” she whined.

Nicole bit down on the inside of her cheeks and held back her laughter before kissing Waverly’s thighs, and in almost no time at all Waverly was having another orgasm.

“Ohhh my god, it’s so good! So, so fucking good ohhh!” She rocked her hips aggressively against her hand until she was coming down from her orgasm again, and suddenly her whole body started shaking. 

“Are you okay?” Nicole asked as she turned off the wand.

“I think I had too many orgasms.” Waverly laid on the bed and dropped the handcuffs on the floor before resting both of her hands down on the bed beside her as she shook again. It was coming and going in short waves of about five seconds each.

“I don’t think that’s possible, but you did have a lot in a small amount of time. Maybe it’s all the energy catching up with you.” Nicole gently slid the dildo out and set it down on the foot of the bed before laying down beside Waverly and urging her to roll over into her arms, which she gladly did. The shaking finally stopped, and she was now fully relaxed as Nicole ran her fingers through her soft hair.

“I need to finish my syllabus,” Waverly mumbled. Her eyes weren’t even open.

“What if you finish it tomorrow?” Nicole asked with a small smile, although Waverly couldn’t see it.

“Tomorrow is good.” 

Nicole smiled as she hugged Waverly a little tighter. “Also, before you fall asleep, how do you feel about telling everyone about the pregnancy now that we’re in the second trimester?”

Waverly’s eyes slowly opened and she looked up at Nicole. “Gosh, it’s been so difficult for me not to let it slip.”

“I know, right? I’m constantly having to stop myself from spilling the beans.” Nicole chuckled. “Are you going to tell Wynonna tomorrow?”

“I think so. Doc has the day off and is spending it with Alice so I told her we’d go out to lunch together. I think I’m going to tell her then.”

“Is it okay if I tell Sam tomorrow too?”

“Of course, Love. And then maybe we can have a baby announcement party and tell everyone else this weekend?”

Nicole leaned down and kissed the top of Waverly’s head. “I think that’s an amazing idea.”

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The next day

Wynonna moaned as she sunk her teeth into her cheeseburger. “Oh my god,” she said with her mouth full, “I haven’t had a real burger like this in months.” She took another bite and moaned again.

“Why not?” Waverly questioned, and Wynonna rolled her eyes.

“Well obviously I’m not going to come to a sit-down restaurant like this by myself. And Alice’s attention span prefers places with playgrounds. I swear she gets all that energy from Doc."

“I think she gets it from both of you.” Waverly laughed as she shook her head at Wynonna waving her off in disagreement.

“How’s your…um, sludge?” She eyed Waverly’s plate with a look of disgust.

Waverly lowered her eyes at her sister. “It’s not sludge, it’s vegan risotto. And I’m sure if you tried it you’d find it delicious.”

Wynonna shook her head. “I’m not trying anything that looks that similar to oatmeal.”

“Are you really still scarred from that oatmeal incident when we were kids? I figured you’d be over that by now.” Waverly dug her fork into her risotto and shoved a huge bite into her mouth, making a big show of it in front of Wynonna and enjoying the grimace she was getting in response from her older sister.

“Waverly, one just doesn’t forget about something like that. It sticks with you for the rest of your life.” She shuttered, and Waverly just rolled her eyes.

“You’re so overdramatic sometimes.”

“Or, maybe I’m just dramatic enough,” Wynonna replied pointedly.

“Okay, well moving on from the topic of oatmeal, how are you feeling about preschool coming up next month?”

Wynonna quickly shook her head as she slowly inhaled through her nose. “I thought I’d be excited to have the house to myself for a while before going into work, but I don’t think I am anymore. In fact, I’m actually kind of dreading it.”

“Really?”

“Yeah,” she nodded. “With Doc picking Alice up early today, it was kind of weird. Like the house was too quiet. And to be honest, it was a little lonely. I’ve never really had the house to myself like that before. Kind of reminds me of when I lived by myself in Greece. Only, I’m not at all the same person I was then.” She looked around the restaurant as she leaned in across the table and said in a hushed tone, “I think I’ve actually become a people person.”

Waverly’s jaw dropped and her eyes widened as she let out an exaggerated gasp. “No, you?! Wynonna Earp, a people person?!” Her face quickly shifted into amusement and Wynonna laughed.

“Hey, don’t make fun, I’m being serious here! Being a mother really changes you.”

As a smile crept onto her face, Waverly looked down at her plate and took another bite of food. It was the perfect segue to make her announcement, and she was taking it. “Speaking of which, there’s something I want to tell you.”

Wynonna set her cheeseburger down as she looked at Waverly with questioning eyes, giving her full attention.

“Well…I guess I’ll just come right out and say it.” Waverly rolled her lips between her teeth as the corners of her mouth raised high in excitement.

 “Wait, are you about to tell me that…you’re gay?!” Wynonna said feigning surprise.

Waverly pursed her lips and looked at Wynonna in annoyance as she leaned back against her seat. “How many times are you going to make that joke?”

“Until it gets old.” Wynonna shrugged with a playful smirk as she reached across the table and nudged Waverly’s arm. “Okay okay, I’ll be serious now. What’s the big news?”

“Okay, well, Nicole and I…” Waverly let out a short breath, “Wynonna, I’m pregnant.”

Wynonna looked at Waverly for a short second before letting out a small laugh. “Yeah, I know.”

Waverly’s smile quickly dropped and her look of excitement was replaced by a look of confusion. “You did?”

“Yep.” She nodded.

“But…how?”

“Well, for one thing your boobs are noticeably bigger…”

Waverly looked down at her chest with a furrowed brow.

“Second of all, you’ve been wearing looser clothing, which I assume is to hide your small baby bump.”

Waverly crossed her arms over her cardigan as she held onto the edges of it.

“You’ve been getting nauseous randomly, you cried when I pointed out a bird eating some popcorn that someone had dropped on the ground, and you ordered the dinner portion plus two extra sides.” Wynonna pointed a flat hand at Waverly’s plate.

Waverly shrugged. “Well, sometimes you’re oblivious to things so I didn’t think you’d figure it out.”

“And you know what, I’d take offense to that if it wasn’t true. But this one was pretty obvious to me, probably because of my own experience with pregnancy.”

“I should’ve figured.” Waverly nodded. “Are you mad that I didn’t tell you?”

Wynonna quickly shook her head. “You’re supposed to tell me when you’re ready. That’s why I didn’t say anything.”

“Yeah but you told me you were pregnant as soon as you found out.”

“It wasn’t planned, it’s different. And I know how hard the last one was on you.” She gave Waverly a small smile, remembering the exact moment when Waverly had broken the news that they had lost the baby, and the look of pain on her face that she never wanted to see again.

Waverly clenched her jaw as she looked down at the table and nodded. “Yeah.” She blew out a heavy breath. “We wanted to wait until the second trimester just to be extra sure. We didn’t want to have to go through all of that again in case…well, you know.”

“No, I get it.” Wynonna nodded reassuringly. “So, you’re in your second trimester?”

“Mhm. Thirteen weeks.” Waverly grinned.

“Has the horniness hit you yet?”

Waverly let out a short laugh. “Oh, it definitely has.”

“It hit me hard around the twelfth week, but the puking started to die down a little. It was a nice little trade off.”

“Right?” Waverly said in agreement, and Wynonna laughed.

“When are you due?”

“February 15th.” Waverly looked down with a smile as she rubbed her hand across her belly. “And I’ll get to meet this little one.”

“I can’t wait to be a cool aunt so that I can show you lame-o’s how it’s done.” Wynonna winked as she picked up her cheeseburger again and took a bite so big that ketchup dribbled down her chin.

“Yeah, so cool,” Waverly teased, earning herself a glare from Wynonna, who was now wiping a napkin all over the lower half of her face.

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As soon as Nicole had gotten off work, she went over to Sam’s apartment as they had previously planned. She giddily knocked on the door with a large bottle of wine and an extra-large pizza box in her hands. “Pizza and wine delivery!” She said excitedly when Sam opened the door.

“Wow, you really went all out with the sizes there,” Sam replied as she looked at the giant bottle with wide eyes.

“Don’t worry, whatever you don’t drink or eat I’m sure I will, because it’s been a day.” Nicole set the stuff down on the kitchen table and plopped into a chair with a dramatic sigh as she leaned her head back and stretched her legs out underneath the table.

“Wanna talk about it?” Sam sat down a little less dramatically.

Nicole quickly stood up and walked over to the cabinet to pull out a couple of wine glasses. When she sat down, she poured some wine in both of the glasses. Sam just looked at hers with a weird expression while Nicole took a couple of gulps before opening the pizza box and grabbing a slice to shove in her mouth. “Parker asked me about my scar today.”

“You mean…” Sam trailed off, figuring that was enough for Nicole to know that she knew what she was talking about without having to actually say it.

“Yeah.” Nicole nodded. “She saw it a few weeks ago when I got cut.” She took another bite followed by another large gulp.

“Well what did you say?”

Nicole shrugged. “I told them exactly what happened. Tried to make a lesson out of it, which I think worked pretty well. But going back there and putting my mind back in that place was just something I wasn’t expecting to have to do, and it really threw me for a loop.”

“How are you feeling about it now?” Sam picked up a slice of pizza for herself before taking a modest bite of it, while Nicole was already pulling out her second slice.

“I guess I’m just feeling a little weird. I don’t know, what if Waverly’s right and I should find a new job?”

“Okay, I still can’t believe she suggested that…”

Nicole had wanted to explain before that it was mostly the hormones talking, but obviously she couldn’t do that without telling Sam that Waverly was pregnant. And she could do it now, but she wasn’t ready for this conversation to be over just yet.

“But you know this is the right job for you. Yeah, it’s dangerous sometimes, but some things are worth the risk.”

“I just don’t want to take too much of a risk to the point where Waverly ends up a widow.”

“Now you know Waverly wouldn’t be a widow for too long. She wouldn’t have any trouble finding someone to remarry.” Sam looked at Nicole with a teasing smile.

“Um, all the more reason why I can’t die!” Nicole replied with her arms in the air, and Sam just laughed. “But seriously Sam, what if something else happens and I’m not so lucky?”

“How often do things like that happen in Purgatory?”

“Not very often. But when they do, I tend to be the one who gets the short end of the stick.” Nicole rolled her eyes and poured herself some more wine.

“Okay, well that may be true, but you know what else is true? You’re one damn good officer and an even better sheriff, and this town really needs you. So if you want to change careers, let it be because you don’t like your job anymore and you want to move onto something else.”

Nicole nodded as she looked down at her wine. “You know what, you’re absolutely right. I know this is my calling. Sometimes I just need a reminder of that.” She smiled as she lifted up her wine glass. She would probably never actually have the guts to leave her job, but if it was something that Waverly genuinely wanted her to do, she’d consider it. She’d consider practically anything for that woman.

“Hey, that’s what best friends are for, right?” Sam smiled back.

“Exactly. And you, Sam, are my best friend. And there’s something I need to tell you.” Nicole set her glass down and straightened up in her seat as she prepared herself to finally let go of the exciting secret she had been holding in for way too long.

“Actually, there’s something I need to tell you too.” Sam did the same, but with less excitement and more dread.

“Okay, well you go first.” Nicole knew that her news was going to be big and didn’t want that to overshadow whatever Sam was going to say. So, she figured it would be best if she let Sam share before she did.

“Are you sure?”

“Definitely.” Nicole nodded.

“Okay.” Sam let out a couple of deep breaths as she tried to find the right words, but quickly realized there were none. She looked up at Nicole with watery eyes and audibly swallowed. “Nicole, I think I’m pregnant.”

Nicole froze for a moment as she stared at her best friend. Not only was the situation ironic, but it was definitely not good news coming from Sam, someone who never wanted to have kids and looked like she was about to have a panic attack. “Shit.”