85. Eradicator Part II ~Satisfaction~

"After this, I will rightfully rule these worlds with peace and harmony," smiled Eradicator.

"Uh-huh..." said Damaso, who sat down on Eradicator's chambers.

"I am destined for greatness... I am destined to make justice for my family," smiled Eradicator.

"So... after you kill every innocent predator out there," said Damaso. "By that time... will you finally be satisfied?"

"I'll keep on conquering worlds and wiping out the people that make that world evil..." said Damaso.

"A wise man once told me that when evil's might takes justice out, justice will come back up and knock evil's might down," said Damaso. "This man believed that no race should be above another."

"That race cannot be above another if there are no other races!"

"No world should be built on the back of fear," said Damaso. "If it would, this world you've built will crumble to dust."

"You think that there is this inherent goodness out there in the great beyond? You think that there is goodness and evil and all that?" asked Eradicator. "Life taught me a different lesson... My family died for no reason. There is no meaning to anything!"

"And you think acting this way proves that there is meaning in this world!?" asked Damaso. "You're genociding a race of innocent but different people. This isn't justice, Eradicator. It's bloody vengeance.What would your parents think of you?"

"My parents hated me and my husband because of the way we were..." said Eradicator. "I remember my mother allowing my father to beat me senseless just because of who I was. I was confused... and they responded with absolute disgust of who I really was."

"Then what would your husband and daughter think of you? Huh!?" asked Damaso. "What would you have to realize that will make you satisfied!?"

"I have to realize that I can change fate!" yelled Eradicator. "I will use the Arks to resurrect my husband and daughter! And I will use Josuke with Rick's machine to kill all Cryptids!"

"Nothing can change fate!" yelled Damaso. "It is not right what happened to your family... but it is very well true..."

"Then I will bring them both back and make it false!" yelled Eradicator.

"You don't know what you're doing, Eradicator..." said Damaso. "From one villain to another... don't try it... You'd only lose everything you've loved."

"Tch-..." said Eradicator. "What else do I have to lose?"

"Kars..."

Damaso wakes up from his chamber. He looks awfully ragged and bony. "Miguel."

"Kars... Could you hop us into the Prince dimension?"

"I could try..." said Damaso. "No... Rick created a barrier that doesn't allow you to enter this dimension... I don't think that you could do anything, JoJo."

"Wait... That's it!"

"Hello?" asked Damaso, but Miguel had already left. "Aw..."

Meanwhile...

"Stab me with the arrow?" asked Kariel.

"Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!" smiled Miguel.

"Kuya... That's not how ACT Stands work. I have to absolutely require that evolution in that given moment."

"Damn it!" yelled Miguel. "All I could do is to contact Rick."

Meanwhile...

"Yo," said Miguel.

Rick wakes up from his control panel, which is a large computer room filled with CPUs and computer screens with a large keyboard on the desktop.

"Yo," said Rick, drooling.

"I can talk to you via Kariel."

"I figured. Eradicator has Morty, so I kinda betrayed you."

"Nah... It's fine... That's understandable... Could you open up a portal for us?"

"Can't. Eradicator had me block portals all over the planet. You can't go in and out of the planet."

"Wait..." said Miguel. "What if you bring us to somewhere that isn't on Planet Earth?"

"Oh," said Rick. "That I can do."

Suddenly, a portal to the moon appears.

Miguel presses a button on his desktop as several spacesuits emerge from the wall.

"You have spacesuits randomly placed in your Reapercave for some random occasion like this?" asked Gumball.

"I've been through enough bizarre adventures to realize that I do in fact need these," said Miguel.

Anne walks in. "Miguel? What's wrong?"

"They have the kid," said Miguel. "BJ. Go take care of the kids."

"Never agreed to that nickname!" shouted Bodyguard Jedan.

"Ghost Jed, Kariel, Anne, kids... stay here," said Miguel.

"Mr. Reaper... please!" shouted Finn. "You've been doing this all by yourself! Please let us help you!"

"He has a point. Last time you did this, you got torn in half," said Anne.

"Haven't we earned your trust and junk after holding Kira off?" asked Jake.

"No... Josuke held Kira off," said Miguel. "You guys stayed back because you quite literally couldn't fight her."

"Come on, Mr. Reaper!" shouted Spongebob. "Help us use our Stands for once so we can prove to you that we're not useless!"

"Kuya..." said Kariel, crossing his arms. "We need to work together."

"I can't..." said Miguel. "I can't do that..."

"Why not?" asked Anne.

"Because!" shouted Miguel as he walked toward the portal in his spacesuit.

"Miguel!" Anne grabs Miguel's hand.

"Because-...." Miguel hesitated.

"Because what?" asked Ghost Jedan.

"Miguel!?" asked Anne.

"BECAUSE I CAN'T LOSE ANYONE ANYMORE!!!" yelled Miguel, breathing heavily. "Dad... Jessica... Jedan... kinda... My mom... As Patrick horrifically made me realize... which I've actually subconsciously realized way back right after Jessica and dad were killed... I can't risk losing everything I've built... everyone I've learned to love and care about. I can't risk that. I won't risk it. Because if I lose anyone else..."

"Miggy?" said Anne, grabbing his face. "What would your dad have said?"

"He'd say that I should rely more on faith or whatever..." said Miguel, bowing his head with teary eyes.

"What did your dad want you to realize, Miggy?" asked Anne. "It isn't to rely on faith..."

"It's to have faith..." said Miguel. "Not only in myself..."

"But in all of us..." said Anne, smiling.

"Yeah! We're a team!" yelled Darwin.

"We can do this!" smiled Kariel.

"Algebraic!" laughed Finn.

"Having no faith is bunk!" shouted Jake.

"Jesus, this is bizarre," said Jedan. "We're a group that comprises of two and a half Spirit-Hunters, half a Vampire, a Ghost Chupacabra, an Aswang Prince, a group of alternate selves including the Aswang prince, and a bunch of cartoon characters."

"And a Neko-Vampire," said Yoshiko, crossing her arms and meeting with the group.

"How the hell did you get past the alarms?" asked Miguel.

"Changed the wiring probably way back when I used to stalk your home to try and destroy the Stardust Crusaders," said Yoshiko. "I'm coming."

"Why?" asked Miguel. "Why should we trust you?"

"Because I have nothing left to do," said Yoshiko. "Well? Finn? I can come, right?"

Finn turned red and smiled. "Sure!"

"Welp! Let's do this thing!" laughed Jake.

Everyone enters the portal... Miguel then rides a spaceship toward Earth... The spaceship is just a large black sphere with a windshield where Miguel can see what's in front of him...

"Wait... Finn's an alternate universe version of Salvi... And he's dating Yoshiko... isn't that incest?" asked Gumball.

"No..." said Miguel, piloting the ship. "He isn't actually an alternate version of Salvi. They share the same Stand, but they have nothing in common except the Stand and their blonde hair. Sometimes, Stand-Users can share the same Stand, but aren't really the alternate version of that specific Stand-User."

"Like me and Yoshiko?" asked Gumball.

"Precise example. Your father isn't really Salvi, Gumball," said Miguel. "But you share the same Stand as of Yoshiko."

"Wait... we do?" asked Yoshiko.

Yoshiko brings out Killer Queen and Gumball brings out Weird Like U.N. Me.

"That's very odd," said Yoshiko.

"In another universe, I heard that Kira and Salvi aren't really related in any way at all," said Miguel. "Finn is just a random person who isn't related to Salvi nor is a version of Salvi. He's just a human who shares a Stand that resembles The World."

"Wait... Why'd you fall for me?" asked Finn. "Is it because you remind me of your dad!?"

Yoshiko shrugs. "I'm not saying that I have a father complex. I'm just saying that I cannot answer that question."

Suddenly, some satellites begin blasting lasers at Miguel's space pod. Miguel growls as Kariel grabs the ship's wall and curves the blasts away from their ship. Miguel, meanwhile, struggles to target these satellites.

"These satellites have been created by Jackson Industries..." said Anne. "He anticipated that you might've done something like this."

"Crash the cameras, Jedan," said Miguel, as Ghost Jedan nodded. "We're going to crash this party!"

"Not answering that question is saying that you have a father complex," said Jake.

"This is a weird -... no... weirder turn on our relationship," said Finn.

"Our relationship is already weird," said Yoshiko.

"Mr. Reaper, I need your advice," said Finn. "Would you date and make out with your own daughter?"

"Not comfortable with answering that question now and I will never be comfortable with answering that question ever!" yelled Miguel, struggling to blast the satellites with his computer.

"So you would?" asked Jake.

"Yes," said Miguel. "What?! NO!!! GOD, NO!!!"

"I wouldn't be comfortable with kissing Jake..." said Finn.

"Wait, does that make me Finn's son?" asked Gumball.

"For the last time, she isn't your daughter!" yelled Miguel. "And neither is Gumball!"

"Yeah! Not daughter. 'Son!'" replied Gumball.

"No! You are not related! That is scientifically impossible!" shouted Miguel.

"What if you somehow found out that Anne is related to you, Miguel?" asked Darwin. "Would you break up with her?"

"No," said Miguel. "Wait..."

"Miggy!?" asked Anne.

"Silence, Ate Anne... Your little brother's thinking here," said Miguel.

"Hmph!" said Anne.

"I would make out with my Kuya!" smiled Kariel.

"Kariel, never say that again because you don't know what it means," said Miguel.

"Why? What does it mean?" asked Kariel.

Jake whispers something in Kariel's ear.

"Oh," said Kariel. "And that's wrong, because-?"

"Good ol' innocent bastard," said Jake.

"What is it with this incest shit?!" asked Miguel. "Jed, status report."

"Cameras down," said Ghost Jedan.

"Is incest a thing with sponges?" asked Spongebob.

"DAMN YOU, FINLAND!!!" yelled Patrick.

"You're not Swedish, Patrick!" yelled Gumball, facepalming.

"Yoga balls..." said Finn. "I think I need to think about our relationship."

"WHAT!?" asked Yoshiko, as she woged and hissed at Finn.

"Uh..." hesitated Finn.

Everyone began arguing with one another.

"How about we all calm down and drink a cold glass of water?" asked Ghost Jedan.

"Guys? Uh... We're crashing down Earth..." said Darwin.

They are crashing down Earth. Flames begin to surround the pod they are in. However, everyone continued to argue with one another, except for Darwin.

"Oh, crap... There's water... We're crashing down into the water... Mr. Reaper?" asked Darwin.

"WHAT!?" asked everyone. They immediately saw what was in front of them.

"OH, SHIT!!!" shouted Miguel. "KARIEL!!!"

Kariel opens a portal outside and uses ACT 2. Kariel then slowly removed gravity from the ship by grabbing the front of the ship, which was facing downward, and slowly lifted the ship with gravity to the point where its fall's speed slows down. After that, the fall stopped completely.

The group pant in relief.

"That was oddly satisfying... the feeling of falling and then being saved by anti-gravity," smiled Gumball.

"Wanna do it again?" asked Kariel.

"NO!!!" yelled everyone.

"Uh..." said Patrick, as Spongebob elbowed his shoulder.

"Yes," said Patrick.

"Did you say yes?" asked Kariel. "Okie Dokie."

Everyone else said something along the lines of, "No, no, no, no-..."

Kariel began lifting them upward.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!"