105. Vacanze a Napoli Part I~A New Threat~

Lalalalalalala...

"WILL YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF!?" yelled Miguel.

"Fine! Geez! Whatevs, boomer!" yelled Ghost Jedan, turning the music player of the plane off.

A 39-year-old Miguel, a 41-year-old Anne, a Ghost Jedan, a 31-year-old Kariel, a 7-year-old Gabrielle, an 8-year-old Raphael, a 19-year-old Josuke, a 22-year-old Finn, a 22-year-old Jake (who is 40+ in Dog Years), an 18-year-old Spongebob (I think), a 19-year-old Patrick (I also think), an 18-year-old Gumball, a 16-year-old Darwin, and a 17-year-old Bodyguard Jedan all stayed in a private plane that rode all over Asia going to Europe.

They are currently above China.

 "Ugh!" yelled Miguel. "There's a typhoon in Mongolia. We're gonna have to change our route."

"Ugh!" yelled everyone else.

"Stop complaining you ungrateful children!" yelled Miguel.

"We're fresh graduates and the first thing you do is basically smother us by forcing us to go to some magical Kingdom or whatever," said Josuke, as he drank some pills.

"Guys... Listen to Mr. Reaper," said Gumball. "Naples is a great place to party! It'd be fun!"

"Oh, please!" yelled Darwin. "You're only going because of the naked beach!"

"Daddy? What's a naked beach?" asked Gabrielle, who now has tiny black buns on her short green hair. She wears a black shirt with a pink unicorn, a green sweater underneath, and a blue skirt with ballerina shoes and pink stockings.

"It's a place where sexual deviants stay," said Anne.

Miguel elbows Anne. 

"Ow! What!?"

"Don't say the S-Word to her until she's at least 18!" yelled Miguel.

"You mean shit?" asked Gabrielle.

"No! Who taught you that word!?" asked Miguel.

"You did when you spilled coffee all over you yesterday!" explained Gabrielle.

"Ha!" laughed Anne. "Don't worry, Miggy! I can fix this!Say that word again and the Devil will come to you at night and he'll lick your hand."

"Anne!" yelled Miguel.

Gabrielle begins to cry and hug Raphael, the Chimpanzee.

"Kuya! The Devil's gonna get me!" sobbed Gabrielle.

"Mom..." said Raphael, now comparable to a teenage Chimpanzee. "Don't say those things to Gab."

"I know!" yelled Spongebob. "Don't worry, Gabrielle! The Devil isn't real!"

"Really?" asked Gabrielle.

"Yes, he is! We met him 5 years ago," said Patrick. "Spongebob's a total liar right now. Am I right, guys? Huh?"

Gabrielle begins to cry again.

"Finn, do something," said Raphael.

"Uh... Don't worry! There are way scarier people out there other than Satan," smiled Finn.

Gabrielle cries louder.

"Damn it, Finn!" yelled Patrick. "This is your fault."

"My fault!? You're the dummy who said all of that whack stuff about The Devil!" yelled Finn.

Jake kept on sleeping in the back seat.

Everyone begins to fight.

"I WILL TURN THIS PLANE AROUND IF ALL OF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!!!" yelled Miguel.

"Daddy hates me..." sobbed Gabrielle.

"No, sweetie! I would never! Raph, buddy. Do something," said Miguel.

"Sir, yes, sir!" yelled Raphael. Raphael smacks Jake in the face.

"Could you stop my sister from being annoying?" asked Raphael.

"Huh?" asked Jake. "Oh..."

Jake creates a Tom and Jerry cartoon by forming a moving screen with his shoulder.

Gabrielle laughs sweetly as everyone sighs in relief.

"Hey, Kuya? Why are we going to the Kingdom of Naples?" asked Kariel.

"Because Lord invited us to have fun or whatever," said Miguel. 

"And... it is my family's home country!" smiled Anne.

"Anne, you're more Filipino than you are Neapolitan," said Miguel.

"Not true! My grandmother from my father's side is Neapolitan!" smiled Anne. 

"That just means you're 17/64 Neapolitan," said Miguel.

"Exactly," smiled Anne.

"That's below half. That means you're more Filipino," said Miguel.

"What!?" asked Anne.

Miguel plays the pizza theme once more.

"You suck at math," he sang to the last rhythm.

"Ugh..." said Anne.

Later...

They land on a grassy plain within the territory of Naples as the group walked out of the plane.

"Five years of silence in the five worlds and we still have twelve children to take care of," said Miguel.

Everyone walks out and enters the Kingdom of Naples.

Meanwhile...

"Help!" sobbed a woman. "Help! Help us!"

"Killer Queen!"

*click*

*BOOM*

In a building full of kidnapped women, Yoshiko Kira enters it and opens their cages.

Kira wore a pink business suit with a polo, black tie, pink pants, and brown shoes while she wears her black facemask.

"Are you all okay?" asked Kira, as they nod in relief.

"Thank you!"

*RATATATATATATA*

The women run away as Kira's Killer Queen blocks the captor's shots.

Kira flips a coin as the coin drops on his face.

*click*

*BOOM*

*SPLAT*

Kira sighs. She speaks on the radio from her pocket. "I've retrieved the women."

"Good job, Kira. Now... Find... him..."

Meanwhile...

"I'm telling you! No one in the school's choir could sing!" laughed Miguel. "They were just egotists with louder voices from their throats than the voices in their heads."

"Oh, please!" laughed Anne. "You're talking about egos? You're the one with the biggest ego yet!"

The group eats several Italian meals such as Trenette al Pesto, Spaghetti e Polpettes, Magnolia, Margherita Pizza, Pepperoni Pizza, Marinara, Lasagna, and Wedding Soup were served on their tables.

"It's the beginning of summer and we're going to the Kingdom of Naples," sighed Bodyguard Jedan. "Why is this place so special anyway?"

Josuke leans to take a bite out of his meatballs.

*BARK*

Iggy leaps and takes his meatball piece.

"Oy!" yelled Josuke.

Josuke woges and growls at the dog as Iggy growls back.

*tik tik tik tik tik*

"Grrrr..."

"Rrggrggggrrrrr..."

"Shush. Both of you calm down," said Miguel, giving Josuke and Iggy a piece of his own meat. "We've had five years of zero collateral damage. And I'm keeping that record!"

*ding*

Josuke turns on his phone to see that Sonia, an old friend of his, had messaged him and invited him to a party nearby.

"Hey, Josuke! Would you like to join me at the party in the Giovanni St. Mansion?"

Josuke turns slightly red. "Hey... Finn... could I talk to you in the bathroom?"

"Oh. Sure, man," replied Finn.

Later...

"Sonia Polnareff? She's vacationing here on the same day?"

"Can you like... cover for me when I get there? And tell Mr. Reaper that I'm... I dunno-..."

"Josuke... As your leader, I can't allow you to uh... go there."

Finn drinks his soda.

"What? What the hell, Finn!? You're my cool cartoon character friend! When did you become so unfun?!"

"Stop acting like a child!"

"I am 3 years younger than you! Obviously, I'll be the child in this relationship!"

Finn sighs. "Sorry... but... Nah."

"Ugh!" yelled Josuke, stomping his feet and walking away.

"Phew... God, I hate being the second oldest..." sighed Finn.

Later...

Josuke opens the bay window of the hotel and jumps off. He leaps around searching for the party.

Josuke entered the building at midnight... There was no party in the abandoned mansion... Instead... he meets an old opponent...

"Astronaut Variety Hour," said Josuke, squinting his eyes. 

"Hello, Josuke... Ngehehehehehe..." cackled AVH.

"You made a video about what a bad King I was..." said Josuke, as Purple Rain Prince emerged and crackled its knuckles. "Changing everyone's opinions about me with just one video. How fickle-minded people are..."

"I came to you for a reason..." said AVH, raising his hands.

"O-Okay..." sighed Josuke. "So... the number I got that I thought was Sonia's-..."

"Is her old number," said AVH. "Of whom I bought to speak with you. S-Sorry... But I needed to speak with you... I manipulated The Reaper to going to the Kingdom of Naples..."

Yesterday...

Miguel JoJo drinks coffee at a cafe alone.

Astronaut Variety Hour, disguised as a waiter (He's wearing a fake mustache), serves his pizza instead of his original order.

"I ordered for some pie."

"Oh... Sorry..." said AVH in a slightly racist Italian voice. "I served you a pizza instead..."

"No... It's fine... I've been starving for pizza, anyway."

Miguel takes a bite out of it.

"Mm! That's really good!" smiled Miguel. "This is a really good Italian dish!"

"No... This is Pesto Pizza, signore! They say that it tastes better in the Kingdom of Naples." smiled AVH.

"Huh..." said Miguel. "I have an idea!"

Now...

Josuke sighs. "Talk."

"There's a new enemy..." said AVH. "While I was making a new video... I did some digging... and I found something out. Princess Bubblegum kept this information classified. She created the new enemy from the cells of two old enemies of yours."

"Who?" asked Josuke.

"Him... He's destined to battle with you... You two are intertwined in fate. You two will redefine the meaning of the JoJo-Salvi feud... This is the finale, Josuke Higashikata."

"What is his name!?"

Astronaut Variety Hour took a long pause for effect.

"The Monster Emperor."

Meanwhile...

Kira enters the building...

*tik tik tik tik tik tik tik*

"Do you know what instinct is? All organisms are driven by one thing... Instinct... Fear, meanwhile, is the enemy of all organisms. Fear tells you to run from fire while instinct tells you to put it out. Despite instinct and fear being very different, they are intertwined into one... Fear cannot exist without instinct and vice versa...Josuke Higashikata is afraid of many things, I heard... Meanwhile... I... I am the very definition of..."

It spoke in a very creepy, unsettling, grunting, and growling nasal voice.

The creature reveals himself in the form of a pterodactyloid with a dinosauroid body. He has no wings. He is incredibly scaly and sticky with long protruding claws from each toe and finger. He has three toes and three fingers.

"-instinct..."

*tik tik tik tik tik tik tik*

"What the hell are you? I'm guessing those women weren't sex slaves..." said Yoshiko.

"Not at all..." sneered the creature. "They were my f-f-f-food... Their luscious smell... Their sweet cheeks and lips feed my tummy... Ngehehehehehe... *cough cough*..."

The creature cough out blood and puss.

"I needed them for food... Why'd you let them escape, woman?" asked the creature. "Looks like I will have to feed on your body instead..."

A prehensile tongue is shot out from his beak as Kira grabs it before it stabs her face as she prepares her explosion.

"Killer Queen. Primary bomb."

Kira leaps backward.

*click*

*BOOM*

*SPLAT*

Only its tongue exploded.

"What the hell?" she asked in concern.

Blood, puss, and slime seep out from its beak, which hangs open.

It regenerates its tongue.

"You're going to regret that...My mother always said that if I was gonna shed my skin... I just needed to eat some more of you people...Just like a dragonfly... feeding on fish to spread its wings..."

A Stand of some sort began resonating from his body.

*tik tik tik tik tik tik*

"KILLER QUEEN!!!"

The creature leaps outside and launches itself into the darkness.