118. Shape of U Part I ~Josuke vs. the Reverse-Flas...

Dragon Fly sat on his throne at the center of Mount Sinais between worlds. He had entered a pocket dimension where a small planet stood between the Grimm and Prince Dimensions, given to him by an interdimensional demon known as Bill Cipher. He leans on his hand. The dimension was just a green rock with purple warping skies. There were bodies of dark purple water around. There were cliffs and the landscape was mostly mountainous. From his throne room and old castle, it loomed over a cliff where it faces a large slope that leads to a plain field.

*step... step... step... step...*

"Ah... Josuke Higashikata," he stood up, and Magalang Bowed. "A pleasure to meet you," he sneered. "Welcome to... the Wall Eyes. It's a landscape under Mt. Sinai that Gio Brando found along with his father... The Crusaders are already long dead... Killed by the Reverse-Flash when they came here..."

Josuke stood before him rather calmly.

"Oh? What's wrong, Josuke Higashikata?" he asked calmly. He transforms into a Nekomata. "Cat got your tongue?"

"Cringey pun, dude," said Josuke. "I'm here to settle something. You back off right now, and we'd let you live."

Dragon Fly laughs.

"Do you know why I'm even doing this?" he asked, rather softly. "I was cursed with the urge of having been born based on instinct and only instinct. Mother, or 'Princess Bubblegum,' as you call her, supposedly designed me to have the urge to feed on what I consider evil to become a god-like warrior... A protector of all five worlds. Mother had one fatal flaw, however."

"She gave you the ability to consider..." he said.

He nods.

"Mother gave me a conscience... The ability to make a rational and irrational choice," he said. "I became sentient. Yet, I am still driven by the urge to absorb everything. This urge to destroy, however, was not given to me by my Mother... Rather... was given to me by my original self... The Monster Emperor. Mother thought that the legend of the Monster Emperor and luck was pure myth. Boy, was my Mother wrong... She created a creature with the urge to absorb and destroy everything in his path... Thus..."

Monster Emperor presses a button on the throne, showing all the destruction he had caused. In the Human Colony alone in one of the cities, he destroyed cars, absorbed men, women, and children with his claws and tongue, destroyed buildings, beat people to death, blew up oil tanks, and caused several million Units of damage.

"I am driven with the urge to absorb and destroy as you are driven with the urge to give to people and fix their problems. It's as if the Universe created us both as the reverses of one another."

"You've killed millions! Even on other Earths just for your amusement!"

"Amusement? Do you think I enjoy this? I HATE DOING THIS!!! I hate each dying body... I have to kill each quick to avoid being able to feel the pain... I tried to kill them quick... But they were too strong... So I have to strike again..."

*crack*

"And again!"

*crack*

"And again... Bludgeoning their brains until there's nothing left. I make sure I eat everything so nothing goes to waste. I have that feeling... That guilt..."

His eyes went teary, quivering.

"I hate this... I hate doing this, Josuke... You get it, right? You hate fixing everyone's problems, too!"

"I do-."

"BUT IT IS OUR GODDAMNED RESPONSIBILITY!!!" he slammed the armrest of his throne. "We were designed by ungrateful gods to do this, you and I. I have to do this! We both have that urge... I respect you because you are driven by the urge and not fear! Except for that time with the Man in the Yellow Suit, of course... I don't consider you ready yet, Josuke. I don't consider you my opposite!"

Dragon Fly stares at him with saddened eyes. "If I win, I will have the Arks. If you win, I will leave and never return!"

Dragon Fly leans back to his throne.

"But you're just not ready yet! You're not," he said. His eyes went teary. "I'm so sorry that I have to do this... I warn you, Josuke... You may die right now."

*ZOOM*

The Reverse-Flash grabs Josuke by the neck and zooms outside.

Dragon Fly wipes his tears.

"MUDA!!!"

*POW*

Dragon-Fly has his face bashed in by Finn's new Stand, Come Along With Me (it looks the same as Time Adventure, but it's red).

Dragon Fly successfully blocks his attacks with Shape of U.

"How dare..." he whispered. "How dare you, Finn Mertens? You are not acting following contract... You are doing this in accordance to rage and passion."

"Because we're different, you butt!" yelled Finn. "Blooby looby, dude! We're different!"

"MUDA!!!"

*SPLAT*

Dragon Fly grabs his bleeding nose.

"Unlike you, I act because I want to, not because I have to!" yelled Finn.

"You tell him, Finn!" yelled Jake, as he blasted a punch toward Dragon Fly.

Jake then freezes him on the ground with his skin and manifests hundreds of fists and blasts all of them toward Dragon Fly.

Dragon Fly blasts Jake away.

*RATATATATATA*

Darwin transforms into a large Fire Dragon of Svartalfheim and blasts him with fire.

Gumball and Spongebob join in. Gumball blasts coins at him over and over.

Dragon Fly yells, "SHAPE OF U!!! CALAMITY!!! NOW!!!"

No calamity occurred.

"What!?" asked Dragon Fly.

Gumball smirks smugly.

Spongebob blasts the fists of his new Stand, Ultimate Sweet Victory Heaven, at Dragon Fly, along with Patrick's Bites the Dust: Awana Rock.

Spongebob blasts explosive bubbles at him as Dragon Fly struggles to block them.

Darwin's 'The Gentleman' shoots at Dragon Fly over and over as Darwin transformed into a mythical Pegasus while his sub-Stand rode him.

Finn growls at Dragon Fly.

"I'LL KILL YOU!!!" Finn yelled.

Dragon Fly's eyes widen in rage.

*ZOOM*

*SPLAT*

All of their hearts... were torn out...

Except for The Monster Emperor's, who stared at the bodies of the boys. He began weeping softly, mourning for yet another death.

Meanwhile...

*ZOOM*

*CRACK*

"Ah!" yelled Josuke, as he is blasted far away.

"What's wrong, Josuke Higashikata?" asked The Reverse-Flash. "Running out of luck? I just killed your friends a nanosecond ago... Here..."

He touches his forehead as he sees everyone's dead bodies, mangled and having their hearts torn.

"There's nothing you can do... Josuke Higashikata... Nothing!"

The Reverse-Flash blasts his kick into Josuke's face, who sobs.

"No..."

"Your plan didn't work," he sneered. "Now... Time to suffer in this empty landscape forever..."

Josuke begins to sob as The Reverse-Flash beats him over and over. "Alone with the Destroyer of your two Worlds!!! For Stefan..."

*CRACK... CRACK...*

"Oh... I have a different plan, Thawne," said Josuke, as his eyes entered dark determination.

The Reverse-Flash began to orbit him at great speeds. "I have another business to attend to..."

"KING 4 U!!!"

King 4 U increases the probability that The Reverse-Flash will restore the balance of the Universe himself.

"ORA!!!"

"WHAT!?"

The Reverse-Flash begins to travel in time against his own will.

"What are you doing to me!? STOP THIS!!!"

Josuke sneers.

*ZOOM*

*bleep*

The pair disappear.

"WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME!?" asked The Reverse-Flash.

"Back in time," said Josuke.

The cosmic energies leave both their bodies as they see all of their past events... and future events... Jotaro Kujo, Giorno Giovanna, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Tony Stark, John Stevenson, Heracles... Their names echoed in their ears...

"Impossible... You're supposed to fear me, Josuke Higashikata!" he growled.

"I am so scared right now, Thawne..." he said in a moment of silence. "But... I don't care how many times you kill my family and break me... Because I'll always stand right back up to come knocking you down."

Five years ago...

"What's peanut butter made of? How hard can you hit your head unto a wall before it breaks?"

Suddenly, a portal opens to past Josuke...

"JOSUKE!!!"

A voice echoed through the portal into the room.

"JOSUKE!!! THEY'RE ALL DEAD!!! FINN, JAKE, SPONGEBOB, PATRICK, GUMBALL, DARWIN, THE CRUSADERS... YOUR FAMILY... YOUR BODYGUARDS... MR. REAPER... THEY'RE ALL DEAD!!! HE... HE KILLED THEM!!!"

Present-day Josuke appears from the portal.

"JOSUKE!!! STOP HIM!!! FIND THE WALLEYES BEFORE GIO DOES!!! NOT... ENOUGH... TIME!!! JOSUKE!!! FIND HIM!!! FIND THE GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF THE MONSTER EMPEROR!!!"

"Is peanut butter made of peanuts?"

"Wait... I know how this goes now..."

"Is peanut butter made of peanuts?" asked Josuke.

"Wh-What?" asked Josuke.

"Is peanut butter-?"

Josuke has an idea. "WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT... CALL MR. REAPER!!!"

"What?"

"IT'S A TRAP!!!" he yelled. "TELL HIM TO STAY AWAY FROM THE POCKET DIMENSION!!! LET US GO FIRST!!! TELL HIM TO TRUST YOU, OKAY!? HE'LL UNDERSTAND!!! HAVE HIM GET THE MIRROR OF THE JOJOS!!!

He's the closest thing you have to a father..."

*bleep*

"Wuuuuuuu-?"