133. Irony
Miguel stares at himself in the mirror.
Yesterday...
"WHY... DID... YOU... DARE... MOCK... ME!?" asked Miguel, who was beating a slender nerd as the kids around him backed away.
Miguel looks around him and saw stares.
"Boss," said his normie lackey. "What do we do now?"
Miguel shakes his head and walks away.
"You're a complete asshole," said Anne, who saw the whole thing. "Are you happy with this? With what you are now?"
Now...
Miguel stares at himself in the mirror.
*THUD*
*crack*
Miguel punches the mirror, shattering the glass. His face's reflection is now shattered.
At night, Tyrone, all bruised, went home silently as he passes by a drugstore. Tyrone enters it.
Miguel, who was nearby, spots him as he squints his eyes and follows him. He has two normies, Jessica, and Jedan with him.
"Yo... It's that loser, Tyrone," smiled Jedan. "Wanna beat him up?"
Miguel sighs. His eyes quiver as he closes his eyes and shakes his head. He begins to follow him.
Suddenly...
*thud*
A bunch of kids walk out and take some medicine.
"Come on, man!" yelled Tyrone. "It's for my Mom! She's sick! I'm working a shift tonight! Please!"
The kids laugh as they open the bottle and pour the stuff as they open his underwear from behind.
"Hey!" yelled Tyrone, as the other kids laugh at him and kick him down.
"He got what he deserved," laughed Jedan.
Jessica looks at Miguel with fear.
"Come on! Ryle and I are drawing anime titties later!" yelled Jedan.
Miguel's eyes quivered. He closes his eyes and shakes his head. "Come on." Miguel walks away as the other kids follow him.
*THUD*
"No! Get off of me! Please!"
*POW POW POW POW*
The kids begin kicking Tyrone while he's on the ground.
"Help! Help! *cough cough...*"
Miguel and his group kept one walking away.
Miguel closes his eyes.
"Hay Naku... Fuck..." Miguel facepalmed.
(theme begins)
Miguel turns around and runs toward the kids who are beating Tyrone.
"Miguel!?" asked Jedan.
"STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD!!!" Miguel teleports as Tyrone is placed a few meters away from them.
"Hey! What the hell!?" asked the kids. They all woge into Bakenekos (two-tailed Nekomatas).
"It's a fucking Grimm!" yelled the kids. "KILL HIM!!!"
The kids zoom around him as Miguel sughs.
"Anne was right... I'm a complete asshole... And no... I AM NOT HAPPY WITH THIS!!!" yelled Miguel. "It's scum like you that creates scum like him. So I'll get to the bottom of all of this... All of the world's injustices... All of the world's illnesses... All of society's cancer... I'll cure it... bring it salvation... It's pieces of shit like you that hurt the weak... So I'll make a world where no person is below another... Because I was that person... I was that person below you pieces of shit... And I'll equalize the fuck outta ya. You hear me!?Now..."
(theme pauses at 0:36...)
"Time for me to knock the motherfucking shit out of you..."
(theme continues at 0:36...)
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
*POW POW POW POW BOOM BOOM BOOM BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!! BANG!!!*
(theme continues at 1:10...)
All of them... Quite literally all of them... have been knocked out. They have 27 fractures and have crushed balls each because he made sure that they each had the exact same injuries.
*thud!!!*
They all dropped to the ground at the same time.
"Hay Naku..." Miguel sighed with black eyes.
People are shown to have been videoing the whole thing.
Jessica smiles.
Jedan is shocked.
The two normies videoed the whole thing as well.
Meanwhile...
Anne sees what's trending on YouTube. Her eyes widen.
She sees a video of Tyrone being beaten by a bunch of kids...
"Anne was right... I'm a complete asshole... And no... I AM NOT HAPPY WITH THIS!!!" yelled Miguel. "It's scum like you that creates scum like him. So I'll get to the bottom of all of this... All of the world's injustices... All of the world's illnesses... All of society's cancer... I'll cure it... bring it salvation... It's pieces of shit like you that hurt the weak... So I'll make a world where no person is below another... Because I was that person... I was that person below you pieces of shit... And I'll equalize the fuck outta ya. You hear me!?Now...Time for me to knock the motherfucking shit out of you..."
Anne smiles in pride, seeing what Miguel did.
The next day...
Miguel sighs as he wakes up in bed. He checks his alarm, which was ringing, but he forgot to unmute it. Luckily, he woke up a minute later. He turned off his alarm. He sighs and moans as he wakes up in bed. He limps toward the door and goes downstairs.
He ate.
He drank coffee.
*cough cough*
"God... I hate coffee," sighed Miguel. "Mom! I want tea!"
"It gets your teeth yellow!" yelled his mother.
He brushed his teeth.
He wore his uniform, his trench coat, and his hat.
He took his suitcase.
He enters the jeep.
He walked to school. The birds were tweeting. The leaves were falling. The wind was cool and misty as his breath steamed the chilly air.
Reaching school, he entered campus as the guard checks his suitcase.
He smiles and bows, as he enters the school.
Everyone looked at him, as he bows his head.
Miguel notices that these stares were different. They were more... inspiring. People were smiling at him.
Miguel is confused.
"Hey!" yelled Stephen, grabbing his shoulder. "WHAT!? WHOA!!!"
"Everyone knows about what you did yesterday!" smiled Stephen.
"What!?" asked Miguel. "So these are... happy stares?"
"Jo...Jo... JoJo... JoJo! JoJo!" yelled one kid.
"JOJO!!! JOJO!!! JOJO!!! JOJO!!! JOJO!!! JOJO!!! JOJO!!!"
Miguel smiles as he raises his head in pride.
They begin approaching him.
Miguel woges as he roars. "BACK AWAY, SAVAGES!!!"
Everyone screams in fear and backs away.
"WHOA!!! WHOA!!!" yelled Stephen. "It's okay! He's just not used to positive affirmations! Everyone calm down! No one's going to receive an ORA Rush today!"