141. Invasion of Earth

Zed, Yang, Celine, Van, and Ryle eat at a cafe on Main Burnham Road.

"It's been four months since we've seen Lord and Lei," said Celine. "You think they're okay?"

"Yeah..." said Zed. "They're Lord and Lei! They're the best couple we know! They've been training non-stop for four months!"

"Well... For the last four months, two objects kept on leaving and returning to Earth. I don't know what it is," said Celine. "One appearance was on the center of the North Pole and the other on the South Pole."

"Pfft!" laughed Yang.

"What?" asked Celine.

"Nothing..." said Yang.

"Say it, coward!" yelled Zed.

"What if the aliens are underground? The two objects are just one object traveling in the center of th Earth," said Yang.

"Well... the two objects do look awfully similar..." said Celine.

"See?" asked Yang, touching his head. "Big brain!" Yang spills some ice cream on his shirt.

"Ugh!" yelled Celine, as she took a napkin and wiped it off. "Wipe off that stuff! It's been dripping since forever!"

Zed thinks for a second. "But what if-?"

*BOOM*

"What the hell?" asked Van.

Marching could be heard from outside as people run away and scream.

Celine brings out Aerosmith, which is a colony Stand of multiple red airplanes.

Zed brings out his armor Stand, Blue Dabadi, which is an armor Stand with a silver head and chest with a blue body.

Yang brings out Purple Haze, which is a white diamond-checkered purple Stand with a mad dog braced mouth with foaming saliva.

Van brings out his Stand, which is a sniper.

Ryle stands up and brings out Heaven's Door.

"Ryle. Stay close to Van," said Celine. "I think the invasion has begun without us being prepared!"

"What about the Crusaders and the Jazz Fusion?" asked Zed.

"They're having problems with the Eradicator and they're locked in their Universe. We have to do this alone," said Celine, as she sighs.

Celine, Yang, and Zed face the army, who is led by the heavily armored 8-foot-tall general of the army: Do'Bumsha Do'Kalak. Behind him are aliens of different sizes, but most of them are the Gromflomites, an alien race from multiple Galactic Empires that are all owned by the Streykat Empire. The Gromflomites are insectoids in shape and look like green flies. Their higher officials are bred differently, resembling humans more. However, they all resemble green flies. There are about 5,000 men right now.

He stands before them and takes off his mask.

"I am Kapitan Dirigma!" yelled the man.

Everyone stared at him.

"Who?" asked Zed.

"My people used to call me Do'Bumsha Do'Kalak!" yelled Kapitan Dirigma. "Greatest supervillain of all time? General of all Lord Hellcat-Spangled Spazura's army?"

Zed immediately laughs out loud rather hysterically.

"Is something funny?" asked Do'Bumsha.

"Your name's so stupid!" yelled Zed.

"What?!" asked Do'Bumsha. "I am the last known Fortisite in the Omniverse!"

"Nope!" laughed Zed.

"Will you stop triggering him!?" asked Celine, pinching Zed's ear.

"Ow!" yelled Zed.

"What? Is that your wife?" asked Do'Bumsha.

"Nope. Thank God," said Zed, as Celine bops the back of his head while Yang laughs.

"I, Do'Bumsha Do'Kalak shall have you colonized as Terra 42516BP-..." said Do'Bumsha.

"Nice goatee," said Zed.

"-...and I shall take the Holy Chalice, which is rightfully mine-... IT'S A MUTTON CHOPS, ASSHOLE!!!" yelled Do'Bumsha.

Zed laughs. "I miss Jedan. I wish he was here. He'd say a Macho Man joke or whatever."

"HAHAHAHA!" laughed Yang, grabbing his stomach. "I'm sorry... But I just gotta say it! You look like a Mexican Stripper!"

"This guy gets it!" laughed Zed.

"Guys!?" asked Celine. "Keep laughing and you're fired!"

"Fire?" asked Van, who is listening through the blue tooth speaker.

"NO!!!" yelled Celine.

*pew*

Do'Bumsha uses Spin to curve the bullet away from him and into the ground.

Do'Bumsha sees Ryle and Van hiding in the building with his X-Ray vision.

*BZZT*

He blasts heat vision toward them as Ryle and Van run into the building and run down the hallway.

Do'Bumsha blasts the building and melts it as the people inside scream in horror.

"Sheesh. And I thought Rick Sanchez was pretty annoying," sighed one Gromflomite.

"Goddamnit, Karbopulous Karl. At least act like you like your job!" yelled Do'Bumsha. "We're a fascist Empire, after all! Live in it!"

"Hooray for authoritarianism!" yelled someone in the background.

"Thank you, Will."

Do'Bumsha Do'Kalak prepares his Steel Ball as a Stand appears from behind him. It's a grey humanoid Stand with giant three-toed claws on each hand and toe with green eyes all over its body.

His Stand holds the Steel Ball as red energy began to resonate from it.

He blasts it toward the group.

Yang is struck as he screams in pain.

His hand rots and begins to melt.

"Yang!" yelled Celine.

"AEROSMITH!!!"

Several planes swoop at Do'Bumsha as Do'Bumsha blasted most of them with a single curved Heat Vision laser blast.

"This is all Earth has?" asked Do'Bumsha.

Celine held Yang in her arms as Zed prepared his spell.

"This is it? This is the version of the Planet every galaxy is talking about? The Planet where this so-called Reaper came from? He isn't even here right now, is he?" laughed Do'Bumsha, as his soldiers brought out several Steel Balls that then orbited him.

He blasted three toward the three Users.

*CLANG CLANG CLANG*

Do'Bumsha faced Lord, who blocked all the attacks with his chest.

"Hey-yo!" smiled Lord.

"I'm... sorry? Who are you?" asked Do'Bumsha.

"I... am Lord Marvel!" yelled Lord.

Motorhead videoed the fight from a building.

"Who?" asked Do'Bumsha.

"Oh! He's a well-known hero around here, sir," said Karl. "He's more well-known than you. After all, you spent your whole life underground the whole time."

"Shut up, Karil," said Do'Bumsha. "Seriously!? Did none of you know about me!? I was basically in your face the entire time! You didn't ask the robot anything at all about how he escaped.Yes!That robot!That robot who escaped me!"

Do'Bumsha pointed at Motorhead as he points to himself asking, "Me?"

"Yes! I was hunting him down because he is the servant of the person WHO KILLED MY MOTHER!!!" yelled Do'Bumsha. "I am here actually for two things! The person who killed my mother and the Holy Chalice for unlimited power!"

"I'm sorry... Who killed your mother?" asked Celine. "Are we missing something?"

"She's a woman. She was a Fortisite," said Do'Bumsha. "I've been trying to find her for years. Her name was J'Nena J'Nanu."

Lord's eyes widened.

"Well!? Where is she!?" asked Do'Bumsha. "Your planet's small, so I bet you have a close enough community to know if a Golden Spin-Using alien is flying around acting like she owns the fucking place."

"She was my mother," said Lord.

Silence entered the place.

"Huh..." said Do'Bumsha. "Where... IS SHE!?" he growled.

"She's dead. Cancer," said Lord.

Do'Bumsha began breathing in full of rage.

"So... you're saying... your blood... killed mine..." said Do'Bumsha.

"My mother was a good woman," said Lord. "She would never have killed someone-..."

"YOU'RE MOTHER... MURDERED MINE!!!" yelled Do'Bumsha. "I've come to exact my revenge-..."

"What about the Chalice?" asked Karl.

"FORGET THE FUCKING CHALICE, KARL!!! GET BACK IN THERE!!!" yelled Do'Bumsha.

"My mom-..."

"I've come to exact my FUCKING revenge..."

"-would never kill-..."

"And I will HAVE IT!!!"

"STOP IT!!!"

"NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, I'LL GET WHAT I DESERVE!!!"

"RAUGH!!!"

"I HAVE WAITED 34 YEARS FOR THIS!!! PREPARE TO FUCKING DIE, LORD MARVEL!!!"

Do'Bumsha blasted toward Lord as he shot his fists toward him. Lord did the same.