174. Golden Boys Part I

The team walks in the great grasslands of the planet. It was unnamed and it was nearly empty. Large hills and several strange curves can be seen everywhere all the way up to the horizon. The grass was alien and had finger-like appendages on top for leaves. "Goddamn it!" shouted Vegeta, as he walked with the team. "We have been walking for over five fucking hours and we still haven't found any Goddamned thing in this empty Goddamned planet! It's mind-numbingly annoying!"

"Will you shut up?" asked Giorno, very calmly. "The only reason why we're here is to save our worlds. Either you do it or you don't."

"I am doing it!" shouted Vegeta.

"Then stop complaining, turnip," said Giorno.

"You wanna go, you friggin' yellow turd?" asked Vegeta.

Mista pointed a gun at Vegeta. "You will not insult him in such a way!"

"Mista!" shouted Trish.

"Boy," sneered Vegeta. "Shoot me in the face, and I'll fucking murder you."

"You're so adorable, Vegeta!" smiled Goku.

"You're honestly the honest-to-God bane of my existence," said Vegeta, clenching his jaw.

*bang*

"AH!!! MAH DICK!!!"

The others laugh at Vegeta as he screams aloud waving his arms at them.

Jotaro looks out on the horizon. "We'll settle here for the night.Yare yare daze... It truly has been a terrible two weeks."

"What's wrong, kid?" asked Saitama, looking at Mob who looks rather nervous.

"I had a dream last night..." said Mob. "We were fighting DIO."

"The Vampire?" asked Saitama.

"No... he isn't a Vampire anymore," said Mob. "He actually killed me... He killed all of us... The only ones who were left were...Giorno Giovanna, Mr. Jotaro, and Vegeta."

(This is the Opening for this series...)

A few days earlier...

A group of mysterious characters sat on a round table playing poker.

One is a white lizard man with a humanoid face with purple markings on his head, shoulder, and chest. He has black lips. His lips were hand-like feet with black claws, and a large tail.

One is a white-faced creature with a green black-spotted body. He has purple stripes around his face. He has white hands with black claws. He has yellow pointed shoes for his feet. He has a black collar around his shoulders that goes down to his wings. He has a yellow needle-like appendage between his wings.

One is a black-suited ninja. He has a purple scarf around his face that is so long that it is double the size of his body. He has silver rings around his waist, forearms, and legs, with silver plates for shoulder pads. He also has a katana with a scabbard.

One is a man wearing a business suit. He has a clean barber's cut for his brown hair.

"There was this kid..." said the lizard.

Everyone listened.

"When I was coronated by my father to become the Emperor of the Cosmos of Universe DBZA-7, I was but a child. I was so excited to see what I can do after all that training. Then... I met those filthy monkeys. They ate their dung and shat it out. Dancing around it as if it was their god. I hated them. They feared me, Lord Freeza.

One day, they said that a Super Monkey was destined to defeat me."

"What did they do?" asked the ninja?

"I wiped out their fucking planet," smiled Freeza. "Sadly a few of them survived. That includes that little bitch, Vegeta, and Son fucking Goku, who both humiliated me countless of times."

"Ah! Goku!" smiled the insectoid. "I remember that man! I absolutely desired to kill him! He crashlanded on Earth and they thought he was a strange one since he had a tail! A tail! Trained to become the strongest man!"

"You're butting in -..." said Freeza.

"You don't know this part, sweetie. I'm just trying to explain some extra sauce," said Cell. "Goku then grew up to become a fine warrior. Soon he fought an Emperor, met his master who taught him how to get stronger, and his signature Kamehameha... He fought in a tournament... He fought an army who tried to... do... something? He fought a mercenary that later became a cyborg. He blew up a scientist's son along the way which led to the scientist creating the best Goddamned character! Ahahaha! What a good ol' chum! Oh! I murdered him, by the way. He then finds a witch or something to find some kid's parent or whatever...? He fought a triclops. He fought an evil half of an alien slug. He fought the son of the evil half of that alien slug. Then he fought Vegeta, who Freeza sent.Ho... Goku!" Cell dreamt.

"Ahem..." said Freeza.

"Well, it isn't my fault that I wanted to murder him," said the insectoid.

"Then... he fought me... he claimed that he was there to fight me," said Freeza. "Tell him why Perfect Cell."

"Because he heard you were strong," said Cell.

"BECAUSE HE HEARD I WAS STRONG!!!" shouted Freeza, as the table shook.

"Damn straight," said Cell.

The entire room shook because of Freeza's scream.

"That's why I'll murder that piece of shit monkey dung-eater. Because he became the blonde whore that beat me to submission... Shames me to say that that TURNS YOU ON!!!" shouted Freeza.

Cell fidgets and turns red.

Freeza then sips some red wine from a space chalice. "Should've given me FUCKING rosé..."

"Then he fought me," laughed Cell.

"Oh, so you weren't really fidgeting over there?" asked the ninja.

"Oh no!" smiled Cell.

Their expressions are greatly eased.

"I was masturbating!" smiled Cell.

"What the hell?" asked the businessman.

The ninja laughed.

"I came. It's fine," smiled Cell. "Anyway, I must introduce myself! I am Mr. Perfect Cell."

"Hi, Cell," said the both of them, in a bored manner.

"No," his eyes went serious. "Mr. Perfect Cell."

"Mr. Perfect Cell," said both of them, in a bored manner.

"-Cell..." said Toichiro.

"I was made by the scientist from earlier," said Cell. "I tried to kill them... Ate hundreds... No... Thousands of people... Nope... Not right... Millions!"

"That's basically a drop of water in my Goddamned ocean. Get to the point," said Freeza.

"-Right! I wanted to be the most perfect and most grandeur individual on the planet. I was from the future, so I went back in time to try and kill Goku because I was designed that way. There was this one kid who I ate in this separate timeline I was from who won and defeated the androids in the past... then there were these androids, by the way, who came before me..."

"Get to the point, Perfect Cell," said Freeza.

"I was there... Everyone in the whole world was watching... A tournament ring. Me and my handsome face fighting the mighty Son Goku. But then...He decided he didn't want TO FIGHT ME!!! ME!?? LIKE, WHAT AM I, SOME TOY HE JUST JACKED OFF TO AND THREW IN THE GARBAGE!?"

"I'm quite impressed that someone oddly terrifying like you could have such strange mannerisms," said the businessman.

"Anyway... I was killed by his son and was resurrected by the mighty DIO," smiled Cell. "I was also in hell for while in that terrible neighborhood, where I met my pooh!"

"Never call me that, Perfect Cell," said Freeza, gritting his teeth.

"Anyway, he then fought a Demon and a Destroyer God, both of which Freeza here isn't allowed to fight," smiled Cell.

"Hrm," said Freeza.

"He fought in a tournament, he fought a slime... thing... and an evil Goku who had an obvious true self. He fought in yet another tournament. Finally, he fought a very masculine renegade berserker."

"Hmph..." said Freeza.

"What?" asked Cell.

"You forgot the part where they resurrected me only for Goku to murder me again," said Freeza.

"Yes," said Cell. "That also happened."

The businessman took out a cigarette and lit it with his lighter, huffing it as he blew a large cloud of smoke.

"I am Toichiro Suzuki. I built an organization for those greater than regular humans," he said, biting his lip after he blew some more smoke. He looked up and sighed. "This particular organization helped me gather espers from all around the globe. These espers are humans with psychic capabilities. I first gathered a few and scarred them for being below me. Soon, I was a global enterprise. Later, I met my match. He is the sidekick of that idiot Reigen Arataka who I've recently learned to be an absolute fraud. The two have been exorcising spirits for cash everywhere in Spice City. I tried to kill them, but that child showed me... something else. He had me, I tell you. He had me right at my throat... But then he showed me... mercy... I was actually particularly moved by the boy's speech which caused me to turn myself in."

"Why are you doing this?" asked Cell.

"Because I have no other choice," said Toichiro. "That bastard, DIO, has my son."

"And you?" asked Freeza, sneering.

"I'm just a ninja who's trying to beat a hero for fun. I have no other reason to be here," said Sonic, closing his eyes.

"Interesting," said Freeza.

"So humans are pathetic after all," said Freeza.

"In here..."

The door opens, and four people walked in.

One is a very muscular man with very long purple hair. He looked rather primitive but had no hair.

One is a man wearing a pink business suit with a skull-spotted tie. He has purple pants and black shoes. He has blonde hair. He is of Japanese descent. He is very slender but muscular. He has a handsome and chiseled face,

One is a man wearing violet pants and shoes. He has stockings for a shirt. He has pink hair with black spots on it. He has pink lipstick. He is of Italian descent. He is very slender but muscular. He had a very beautiful face.

One is a man wearing a black deacon's outfit with a yellow cross on his chest with three appendages on each arm. He has white tattoos on his face making his face look cracked. He has white hair. He is of African-Italian descent. He is very slender but muscular. He has a handsome face.

"So... What are your stories?" asked Freeza.

A few days later...

Now...

Vegeta wakes up, feeling rather cold. Goku wakes up, but he's fine.

"Ah!" stretched Goku, as he lets the sunshine touch his face. "That was such a good nap!"

Vegeta trembles in the cold. "Damn it, Earth Woman! Five more minutes!"

Fog leaves both their mouths.

"Hey, Vegeta?" asked Goku. "Where are the others?"

"I don't know."

"Gah!" shouted the two of them.

Jotaro is shown standing up from the cold ground.

"Yare yare daze," said Jotaro. "Where the hell are the others?"

The three of them look everywhere, and everywhere toward the horizon is just snow.

"Hm, you're awake," said Freeza in his Golden form, as he shone with mystical energies similar to those of stars. He slowly descended from up above. "So, this is the famous Jotaro Kujo."

"Where the hell are our friends?" asked Jotaro.

Giorno is there, but he is asleep.

*PEW*

"Jotaro!" shouted Goku, as Jotaro is shot in the heart by his Death Beam, a laser beam that comes from his finger.

Goku and Vegeta clench their fists.

"Yarou!" shouted Jotaro, as he coughs blood and dropped to the ground.

*GASP*

Jotaro wakes up on the ground to see that everyone is safe.

Jotaro turns to Mob, who is shown to be having a nightmare.

"So that's why..." said Jotaro, seeing that purple psycho energies emit from Mob's mind as his eyes glow white beneath his eyelids.

Jotaro's eyes squint. He immediately approached Mob to check on him.

"Just as I thought..." said Jotaro. "It's a Stand Attack."

Jotaro wakes up Giorno. "Oy," he said.

Giorno wakes up, slowly opening his eyes. "Si?"

"Something's up," said Jotaro, eyeing his surroundings, left and right.

Giorno sees that they each have a piece of ice that froze their entire right hand.

Giorno then slowly reached for the piece of ice.

"Huh?"

Jotaro grabbed Giorno's hand.

"Don't touch that," said Jotaro. "This is the work of an enemy Stand."

Giorno looks at all of them.

"Where are Goku and Vegeta?" asked Giorno.

"Probably fighting the enemy Stand-User," said Jotaro. Jotaro lets out a soft sigh. "Yare yare daze."

*zoom*

*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

A Man in a Yellow zoomed into the scene with a trail of red lightning behind him. His eyes glowed red. His suit has an open mouth. Its limbs are rather dark. He has red lightning-shaped horns on the sides of his ears.

"Hello, Kujo Jotaro of Earth D4C-Star," said The Man.

Star Platinum and Gold Experience emerge from their bodies.

"Yare yare daze... What kind of Stand-User are-? Odd..." said Jotaro.

"What?" asked Giorno.

"He can't see our Stands," said Jotaro, squinting his eyes.

"You truly are a clever one, Kujo Jotaro," said The Man.

"What the hell are you?" asked Jotaro.

"The Reverse-Flash," said The Man.

"You're the reverse of something or someone called 'The Flash?'" asked Giorno. "I take it that you are our enemy?"

"In this circumstance, yes," said The Reverse-Flash. "I've fought enough versions of you to know that you are by far one of my most dangerous adversaries, Kujo Jotaro."

"I've never met you before," said Jotaro.

"Not yet," said The Reverse-Flash. "Not in this universe... nor this time period. But time, in the end, is relative."

*ZOOM*

The Man ran toward Jotaro with a trail of red lightning behind him.

"Yare yare... Suta Purachina: Za Warudo," said Jotaro.

Time stopped.

Jotaro approached The Reverse-Flash with his Stand, Star Platinum.

"Nani?" asked Jotaro.

The Reverse-Flash's eyes begin to follow Jotaro.

"Shit," whispered Jotaro.

*POW*

*CRACK*

*splat*

Jotaro spat out blood as he was punched by The Reverse-Flash during a time stop.

2 seconds have passed.

Time resumed.

Jotaro lands on Star Platinum's feet.

"Yare yare," said Jotaro, as he slowly looked up to The Reverse-Flash's eyes. "What the fuck kind of creature are you?"

"I am colloquially known as a Speedster," he sneered. "But I have many more abilities that I could do very simply."

"MUDA!!!" shouted Gold Experience, lunging his fist toward The Reverse-Flash.

*ZOOM*

The Reverse-Flash dodges the attack.

"Too slow, Giorno Giovanna. Your father sends his regards," whispered The Reverse-Flash. The Reverse-Flash then zooms toward Giorno and phases into his chest, making his hand intangible, similar to the particles of air, as he tears out Giorno's heart.

*SPLAT*

"YAROU!!!" shouted Jotaro, as Star Platinum punched toward The Reverse-Flash.

"ORA!!!"

*poof*

The Reverse-Flash dodged the punch. He then sneers and lunged his hand toward Jotaro's chest.

"ORA!!!"

*CRACK*

Star Platinum grabs The Reverse-Flash's legs and broke them, as he threw them away.

The Reverse-Flash roared in rage as he flopped onto the ground.

"Giorno," said Jotaro, as he ran toward Giorno.

"I'm fine..." he gasped for breath, as Gold Experience successfully grabbed the heart and slowly put it back into his chest. "The heart fell on the ground... but it fell within my range.Get him, Mr. Jotaro."

Jotaro ran toward The Reverse-Flash.

*ZOOM*

"I healed..."

The Reverse-Flash zoomed away as Jotaro spun toward him.

"Nani?!" asked Jotaro.

Meanwhile...

*POW POW POW POW POW*

Freeza grabs Vegeta's face as he flew from the sky and dropped to the ground, bashing his face into the ground. A shockwave occurred as he slammed his face into the ground and the ground broke to pieces. Ice freezes over Vegeta's face.

Vegeta is strangled by Freeza's tail as Freeza bashed his head over and over into the ground.

"Look, Vegeta," he sneered. "I'm only here to have my revenge on the filthy monkey, Goku... Where..."

*slam*

*crinkle*

"...is..."

*slam*

*crinkle*

"he?"

*slam*

*crinkle*

Blood drips from Vegeta's face.

"Look, Freeza... I'm not your average Saiyan Warrior anymore-..."

"No..."

*CRACK*

*GAG*

Vegeta's neck is frozen as Freeza slowly choked him. "Where is Goku, Vegeta?"

Vegeta's neck goes shaky.

"I don't... fucking... know," said Vegeta.

"After I kill Goku, I'll kill all of you, and we'd be on our way," said Freeza. "Go on, filthy monkey. Speak up!"

"I can't really talk if you're fucking choking me," said Vegeta, trembling in pain.

"Hey, Getes!" smiled Goku. "Oh, hey, Freezer! I was just sightseeing! I found a place where we could stay!"

Freeza lets go of Vegeta, as he then approached Goku. His body burst into flames as the ground melted with molten lava.

"Hello, Goku," smiled Freeza.

"Hey, Freezer! Wanna go get decked in the schnozz again?" asked Goku.

Freeza's eyes turned smaller. He clenched his jaw as he shot a Death Beam.

*PEW*

Goku blocked it, and now, he is in his Super Saiyan Blue form.

"Look, Freezer," said Goku. "I'm not really in the mood for you to try and beat up our friends."

"I'm trying to assassinate you," said Freeza. "FUCK OFF, AND DIE!!!"

*PEW PEW PEW*

"Oh!" smiled Goku. "Have you met my friend?"

A silver dragon emerges from Goku's body.

Freeza immediately grabbed Goku's hands and froze them.

But Goku's body turns stone-like.

"Wot!?" asked Freeza.

"DON-KA!!!" shouted the silver dragon.

"I called him Puff the Magic Dragon!" smiled Goku. "And Puff! Don't punch my enemies! I punch my friends! That's just how things work here!"

"I'm not your friend, you filthy chimpanzee's prey," said Freeza. "I slaughtered your entire race and murdered your friends in two timelines; both in this one and in the other."

"Yeah! But-..." said Goku, while Puff the Magic Dragon emerged. "-... I like to deck you in the schnozz! That makes you friends, Freezer!"

"DON-KA!!!"

A small golden dragon humanoid that has a lizard-like head and bird-like beak with wings and horns emerged from Freeza and blocked Puff's attack.

"Wow!" smiled Goku. "You also have an imaginary friend, Freezer!Let's fight out imaginary friends together, Freezer!"

"They're not imaginary friends," said Freeza.

"Trust me," said Vegeta, with a trembling voice. "Don't keep telling him those things. A child's imagination is a very beautiful thing."

"I don't understand this relationship you now have with each other and to be honest, if I had a gun with me right now, I'd shoot myself out of seminal disgust," said Freeza.

"You actually can... with your death beam and what not?" asked Vegeta.

"Quiet!" shouted Freeza, strangling Vegeta more.

"Let him go, Freezer!" shouted Goku, pointing to Freeza.

"Should've started with that one, asshole," said Vegeta, gagging. "When all of this is over, I'm starting a farm with Bulma."

"You can move in with us, Getes!" smiled Goku.

"Never mind," sighed Vegeta.

"Are we going to keep bantering or are we going to fight?" asked Freeza.

"DON-KA!!!"

"FURIRIRIRIRI!!!!" shouted Freeza's Stand.

"MADONNA!!!" shouted Freeza.

*POW POW POW POW BOOM BOOM BOOM*

Cell looked from up above, looking down at the two. Vegeta eyes him from up above.

"Oh, shit..."

Meanwhile...

"Wait... don't kill me..." whispered The Reverse-Flash with a fainted voice.

"What makes you say I'd listen to you?" asked Jotaro.

"A certain British-Italian-Japanese little girl has something to say about you not listening to me!" screamed The Reverse-Flash. "Along with an Italian-American woman!"

*DUN DUN DUN!!!*

Jotaro stares at The Reverse-Flash.

"What?" asked Giorno. "What the hell is your point?"

"I mean your wife and daughter," said The Reverse-Flash.

"Oh," said Giorno. "I thought he was just spitting out races."

Jotaro grabs The Reverse-Flash by the neck.

*gag*

"Tch-..." whispered Jotaro.

"Mr. Jotaro?" asked Giorno, very softly. "Calm down."

"Ie," said Jotaro. "Why the fuck does DIO have them, Yellow-Suited Man?"

The Reverse-Flash sneers.

"Better let me live to find out," he smiled.