183. Roses and All By Myself Part I

In one dimension, there was a version of Goku who landed on Earth but wasn't dropped as a child. In this reality, Goku soon killed his adoptive guardian and was trained on Earth. This Goku is known as Saiyan Emperor Kakarot.

Vegeta soon came on his planet in his adolescence, but Kakarot was far too powerful and killed him. Later, Freeza found a use for this Saiyan, and Kakarot used his power to destroy Namek and conquer multiple planets in the name of Freeza. Soon, he became more powerful and killed the likes of Boo and Beerus. One day, Kakarot killed Freeza and King Cold and overthrew him, taking the throne and becoming Saiyan Emperor Kakarot.

Becoming lonely and having lost purpose, Kakarot sought to become more powerful.

Super Saiyan. Super Saiyan 2. Super Saiyan 3. Super Saiyan God. Super Saiyan Rose. And soon... Super Saiyan White. Kakarot soon even killed a fellow Saiyan called Broly, and absorbed his essence, learning a secret technique of the Namekians, becoming The Legendary Super Saiyan. Kakarot's quest for more power drove him mad.

Meanwhile, in another Universe, Saitama, like the main Universe Saitama, accidentally destroyed his entire planet, driving him mad with depression and loneliness... Seeking to find meaning. He leaped from planet to planet, trying to find meaning. Later, he met Emperor Kakarot.

The battle was hard-fought, but Kakarot murdered Saitama and absorbed his essence, becoming God Emperor Kakarot.

Meanwhile, in yet another alternate timeline, the Creator New God, a Kai known as Zamas, found that mortals are truly corrupt with evil. Being a god, he decided to kill his supervisor, Gowas, and lay waste to all known Universes He did so by stealing Son Goku's body from this world. He was defeated by a warrior from an alternate timeline, also known as Son Goku.

Chariot Requiem II blasts its legs into the ocean, nearing the next Holy Corpse Part: The Ribs.

Inside Turtle Polnareff's Key...

Giorno, Jotaro, Goku, Vegeta, Saitama, and Shigeo all play Monopoly.

"GODDAMN IT!!!" yelled Vegeta. "I BOUGHT THAT HOUSE!!!"

"No, you didn't," said Mob.

"Silence, Moe Howard!" yelled Vegeta. "THAT WAS MY HOUSE BECAUSE I BOUGHT IT!!!"

Jotaro turns to Polnareff. "Yo. Polnareff. Was it even his turn?"

"No," replied Polnareff.

"How dare..." growled Vegeta. "You dare catch me scheming!?"

"Vegeta! Never cheat in any game!" yelled Goku. "No wonder you're such a sore loser!Go fish!"

"Goku. This is Monopoly," said Jotaro.

"Checkmate!" smiled Goku.

"Goku. No," said Jotaro. "Also, it's not like you to cheat."

"I wasn't cheating!" yelled Vegeta. "I MOVED MY SHOE!!! YOU SAID IT WAS THE SHOE'S TURN!!!"

"No... yours is the Iron, Vegeta," said Jotaro.

"WHAT!?" asked Vegeta. "That looks like a Korudan Shoe! That's spoopy."

"Don't you Saiyans Iron your clothes?" asked Saitama.

"HAHAHAHA!!! Primitive fools," said Vegeta. "Still ironing their clothes like cavemen!"

"That's pretty messy," said Saitama. "Ironing clothes is very essential in daily life."

"Oh! Yay! I got the most money!" smiled Mob.

"We wear armor, Bald Man," Vegeta squinted his eyes. "Armor! Unlike you with your weird loose spandex or whatever."

"Oy!" yelled Saitama, softly slamming the table. "This was a gift from a friend!"

He pats the table softly a few more times.

"Yeah? Well, this is my wife's gift! I WIN!!!" he growled, throwing his arms in the air.

Mista passes by holding a water bottle.

Vegeta slaps the water bottle upward. "BOOM, BITCH!!!"

It spills everywhere.

"THAT WAS THE LAST COLD WATER BOTTLE, ASSHOLE!!!"

Mista cocks his gun and points it at Vegeta's head.

"Silence, Cowboy," said Vegeta. "I, Prince Vegeta IV, do whatever he pleases!"

"Screw you, Fourth Vegeta!" yelled Mista, pointing his gun at Vegeta's head.

"SHOOT IT!!! HAHAHAHA!!!" cackled Vegeta. "I DARE YOU!!!"

Jotaro slams the table. "Both of you CALM DOWN!!!"

Vegeta growls as he looks away. "Hmph!"

Mista squints his eyes.

"What's with him?" asked Saitama.

"He's scared of the number four," said Jotaro. "According to Giorno at least. That's why he has a weird hatred against Vegeta. Meanwhile, Vegeta's just an asshole."

"Hey!"

"Right, Giorno? Giorno?" Jotaro turns to Giorno.

Giorno stared blankly at his card. "I-..."

"Guys! I won!" smiled Mob.

"That's very nice, Mob," softly smiled Jotaro.

"What!?" asked Vegeta. "You can't win in Monopoly unless all the other players are bankrupt!"

"We are all bankrupt," said Jotaro.

They all look down to see that Mob has the most Monopoly money and they all have less than 200 in their accounts.

"Arigatou, Jotaro-san!" smiled Mob.

"Four!" yelled Goku.

"Oh, wow! You assholes just like mocking me, huh!?" asked Mista, in the background.

"Sorry, Mista!" Goku yelled back.

"No, Goku... This is not golf and you just lost," said Jotaro.

Giorno's eyes quiver as he felt heaviness in his chest.

"Are you okay, Giorno?" Jotaro asks calmly.

"I'm fine!" yelled Giorno.

Everyone at the table turns to Giorno.

"Spiacente," said Giorno, as he stood up and walked away.

"Huh?" asked everyone else.

Jotaro silently stared at Giorno.

Later...

Giorno fed the chickens on the farm of the void, giving them seeds from the leftover crops.

"Oy," said Jotaro. "Giorno."

Giorno's eyes widen, as they went calm once more. "What do you want, Mr. Jotaro?"

"Anything bothering you?" asked Jotaro.

Giorno ignored Jotaro.

Jotaro sighs and walks back home.

"I've thought about it," said Giorno.

Jotaro turns to Giorno. "Thought about what?"

"Joining him... and killing all of you..." said Giorno. "Am I scum? Letting multiple Universes stay destroyed for something as selfish as in the search for fatherhood?"

"Everyone looks for approval from a father," said Jotaro. "Even from the people you least suspect."

"Where's your father, Mr. Jotaro?" asked Giorno.

Jotaro gave a short pause.

"He went on a tour as a saxophone musician," said Jotaro. "He never came back and I never saw of him again. Broke my mother's heart.That happened around the time I killed your father..."

Giorno frustratedly grunts.

Polnareff appears before the pair. "Jotaro, Giorno," said Polnareff. "We've got a problem..."

"An archipelago?" asked Jotaro.

"Everyone is asleep," said Polnareff. "I'll go keep them safe. You guys find the Ribcage as the Holy Corpse Parts resonated on one of the islands nearby."

Giorno, Jotaro, Goku, Vegeta, Saitama, and Shigeo are dropped off on a forested island.

Giorno senses life everywhere but doesn't seem to sense anything dangerous.

"Great! We're in some sort of alien island," said Vegeta. "Don't worry. Anything is edible. Trust me. Follow me, ingrates! And we shall conquer this island in the name of Prince Vegeta! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Later...

Vegeta eats a giant crab leg in silence along with the others.

"We're lost, aren't we?" asked Giorno.

"What!? NO!!! No! No? No... NO!!!" yelled Vegeta.

Jotaro checks for the Holy Eyes, which shine with energies as Jotaro looks around.

"Strange," said Jotaro. "It must be nearby. It's still shining."

Giorno eats some crab meat. "Ugh... This is pretty bitter, to be honest... It tastes like liver and radicchio..."

Giorno gags slightly.

"And duck meat..." he gagged.

"Pep up, Blondie! It's all you'll be eating for the next few days! Months it could even! We need that Corpse Part no matter what, I tell you!" yelled Vegeta. "Dark One! Have you found the Part!?"

"Yes," said Jotaro. "Around north... We'll camp out here for the night..."

Giorno, Goku, Shigeo, and Vegeta's eyes flinch. They all look north.

"What's wrong?" asked Jotaro.

"Something's out there," said Mob. "Something powerful."

A muffled voice could be heard in the distance.

"~a~..."

Vegeta raises his eyebrow.

"~e~...~a~...~e~..."

Vegeta squints his eyes. "EVERYONE GET DOWN!!!"

"Wut?" smiled Goku.

Jotaro and Vegeta kick everyone down.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

*PEW BZZT*

A blast of cosmic Ki is blasted toward them as Vegeta yells, "FINAL FLASH!!!"

*PEW BZZT*

The pair blasted Ki at each other.

"RAUGH!!!" yelled Vegeta, growling and struggling to push the beam away. "RAUGH!!! RAH!!! RAUGH!!!"

Vegeta is blasted far away by Goku Black, an evil version of Goku, grabs Vegeta's head and slams his face on the ground. Rose-colored fumes emerged from Goku Black's body as Vegeta is hypnotized.

Goku, Saitama, and Giorno look up to see God-Emperor Kakarot, who floats down and toward them. He crosses his arms as he landed before them.

"Hmhmhmhm!" he laughed.

Goku transforms into Super Saiyan Blue. A flash of green energy was released from his hair as Goku screamed at the top of his lungs.

Goku stared at God-Emperor Kakarot, who wore gold-striped silver Saiyan armor with large shoulder pads and blue armored tights. His boots were black. He had similar hair to Goku. He sneered and laughed softly.

"Why, hello there," sneered this version of Goku. "G'morning there, fellow. I am God-Emperor Kakarot, ruler of Universe D4C-DBZA-17 and Emperor of all worlds."

"Hi! I'm Goku! You look like me and that makes you handsome!" smiled Goku.

"Hahaha! Baby, you know it!" chuckled Kakarot.

"Hahahahaha!" laughed Goku.

"Ahahahahahaha!" laughed Kakarot.

"Cut the shit! Instead of wallowing into each other's self-narcissism, tell us what you want!" yelled Giorno.

"It's obvious, blonde boy! I'm here to kill you! I've been sent by DIO to kill all of you," sneered Kakarot.

"Who?" asked Goku.

"The man you've been trying to kill this whole time," said Kakarot. "Hello!? DIO Brando from the 50th Dimension!? The New God you sought to destroy?"

"I have no idea what you're talking about!" smiled Goku.

"You're kidding, right?" asked Giorno.

"Whoa," smiled Saitama. "There's a bird over there cracking nuts."

"HEY!!!" yelled Kakarot. "Take me seriously!"

Saitama picks his ear and turns to Kakarot. "Huh? Oh, right. You. You look like some arrogant scumbag who is obsessed with getting stronger."

"Hey!" yelled Goku and Kakarot.

"Hey. At least you're not arrogant nor a scumbag," said Saitama, crossing his arms. "Just stupid."

"Aw! Thanks, One Punch Man!" smiled Goku.

"You're welcome, Goku," smiled Saitama.

"Guys!?" asked Giorno. "He is preparing a blast... Guys!"

"Gallick Gun...."

Kakarot prepares a Gallick Gun as he sneers scarily.

"GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM!!!" yelled Giorno.