210. Spider-Verse Part I

*FLASH*

*CRACKLE*

*doom*

The entire group, The Batman, Iron Man, Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, Flash Prime, SHAZAM, Thor, Star-Lord, Deadpool, Daredevil, Harley Quinn, Cassandra Wayne-Prince, Damian Wayne, The Punisher, Captain Marvel, and Superman all enter New York City.

"Where the hell are we?" asked Tony.

Bruce gives Tony an Earth-Reader, downloading it into Tony's system.

*beep beep*

Earth 20152525

*THWIP*

"Whoa!" yelled Peter, as he sees another Spider-Man with a less technologically advanced suit. "Mr. Wayne! Mr. Stark! There's a Spider-Man in this Universe!"

"We should get out of here," said Bruce. "We don't know who's on our site or not. We should play it safe and find normal attire."

Diana whispers a magical spell as they all turn invisible.

"AAAAAH!!!" shrieked Harley. "I'M DEAD!!!"

"No, Harley... Don't worry, you're invisible," said Diana.

"THAT MEANS I'M A GHOST!!!" Harley began shrieking like crazy.

*clang*

*thud*

"HEY!!!" yelled Deadpool.

"I had to do it," said Bruce.

"THAT WAS A TOTALLY SOMEWHAT AMIABLE RESPONSE, and you know it!!!" Deadpool hissed.

Stefan beats Darkseid over and over as Darkseid dropped to the ground.

"You are... much... weaker than me..." Darkseid panted, bleeding and bruised on the stone ground. "How did someone like you defeat me?"

"I merely wore you down," said Stefan, as he released Rock Bottom.

"That explains it... Your Stand Ability... its power is immeasurable... An ability that allows its User's body to persist infinitely..." said Darkseid. "Impressive."

"So... that's my ability..." said Stefan. "You can see my Stand?"

Darkseid sighed. "I am a Beyond User. My Beyonds... are Darkseid and Omega..."

Stefan squints his eyes and paces around Darkseid. "I was brought back in time and traveled the stars in search of the Holy Corpse Parts. I've achieved the first world's Ark of the Covenant... Now I search for the Corpse Parts."

"Then why do you want me?" asked Darkseid.

"I found out that you have something that I need..." said Stefan.

"And... what is that?" asked Darkseid.

"I don't have to take it from you... as multiple people can wield it..." Stefan leans closer. "The Omega Effect. Apparently... your Beyond."

"You... are unworthy for such power," said Darkseid.

"Try me," Stefan sneered.

Meanwhile...

Bruce, Tony, Peter, Diana, Barry, Billy, Thor, Quill, Wade, Matthew, Harley, Cassie, Damian, Frank, Carol, and Clark all eat at a Pizzeria.

They're all wearing regular clothes.

Bruce wore classic Americana attire.

Tony wore a white shirt and some jeans.

Peter wore a sweater, a scarf, and some jeans.

Diana wore business attire with a white polo. She has a black coat and black pants. She also had high heels. She wore a fedora and glasses.

Billy wore a red hoodie and jeans.

Thor wore a red shirt that says, "Pineapple Slut" with a pineapple on it wearing a bikini and jeans.

Quill still wears his regular attire.

Wade still wears a blue shirt and red pants. However, he wears a scarf over his face and a bonnet. He also wears sunglasses.

Harley wears short jeans and a red and black crop top. She has twin-tails tied for her hair and make-up.

Matthew wore a Lawyer's formal attire and black round sunglasses on his eyes. He was also given a white cane, indicating that he's blind.

Cassie wore a blue hoodie and black jogging pants.

Damian wore a red hoodie and yellow jogging pants.

Frank wore his regular attire, a shirt with a skull on it and his trench coat. He still has his black boots and black pants.

Carol wore a blue shirt and jeans with red sandals.

Clark wore a new reporter's suit. He also wore glasses.

"Hey, Mr. Wayne! Did you know that on our Earth, we never had COVID?" smiled Peter.

"Yeah," said Bruce. "You've told me a hundred times, Peter."

"Yeah! Mr. Wayne! Can you tell me more about your cool first fight against The Joker?" smiled Peter.

Bruce sighs and tells him how he saved the victims who were tied up with guns and clown masks.

"Oh my God..." said Tony, biting into the Cheeseburger. "It's weird that there are hamburgers in an Italian restaurant... But oh my God! It's been so God-forsaken long since I've had real food..."

"How long?" asked Diana.

"I don't know... A month?" asked Tony.

"We've never eaten anything except Sludge and alien meat for three years," said Diana.

"Oh. Point taken," said Tony. Tony bites into the cheeseburger and digs in.

"Another!" yelled Thor, as he threw the glass on the floor.

"Dude! I've told you a million times in every restaurant we go!" yelled Star-Lord. "THIS ISN'T ASGARD!!!"

"I had a girlfriend who told me to never do that again. Now she's my ex, so I'm doing that again," said Thor.

*SHATTER*

"How are you able to afford this, Mr. Stark?" smiled Peter.

"I brought my credit card," said Tony. "Apparently, I'm using my variant's bank account."

"That's stealing," said Bruce.

"But the guy's me," Tony shrugged.

"But, that's stealing," said Bruce.

"But the guy's me!" yelled Tony.

"Guys, keep eating. This might take a while," said Bruce. "But that's stealing."

"BUT THE GUY'S ME!!!"

"BUT THAT'S STEALING!!!" yelled most of them at the table.

Tony shrugs and continues to eat his cheeseburger.

"I think that it isn't stealing at all," said Wade. "Isn't that right, dad?"

Slade answers the phone. "What is it now!?"

"Is stealing from your variant really stealing?" asked Wade.

"Yes, idiot," said Slade.

"What a great dad," said Wade. "Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' stars..." Wade sang.

"God, that song stops," said Carol.

"That song is a masterpiece in the 21st Century sang by American hero B.o.B.!" yelled Harley, as she did the sign of the cross.

"God bless that man's soul," said Deadpool, doing the sign of the cross as well.

Clark arranged the burger at the center of his plan with his pizza on top of it.

"Kal-El, what are you doing?" asked Diana.

"This is how I normally eat pizza and burgers..." said Clark. "A Margherita Pizza on top of a quarter-pounder."

"Diana, don't question him," said Bruce. "I stopped asking that question years ago."

"No," said Diana. "I mean... who does that? It makes more sense to sandwich it in the buns."

"American heroes, Diana," said Deadpool. "American Goddamned heroes."

Harley salutes Clark. Clark smiles and nods to Harley.

"What if the cheese... like... topples all over. What do you do?" asked Tony.

"I put it back on the burger," said Clark.

"Dude..." Barry shook his head with a confused expression.

"I want to kill everyone at this table with my katana," said Damian.

"Damian," said Diana. "No murder talk on the table. Cassie, eat your vegetables."

"Mom! Why do Tony and Clark not get to eat vegetables!?" asked Cassandra.

"Clark's immortal and Tony died three years ago," said Bruce.

"Why can't I murder people?" asked Damian.

"Because it's murder," said Frank Castle, eating bacon and spinach. "Jesus Christ... Who raised that kid?"

"Damian is our daughter," said Diana. "But he was kidnapped by Ra's Al Ghul once and was trained by him for three whole years. We found Damian again, but as a cold-blooded murdering ninja when he was seven. He was especially close to Talia."

"Diana, for the last time. Talia and I aren't in love anymore," said Bruce.

"That's what all men from the League say," said Diana.

"Frank, could you pass the salt?" asked Matthew.

"That's funny. Because he's blind and he couldn't see-..." Everyone stares at Deadpool. "I'm not sorry."

"My burger tastes weird," said Billy.

"I think it's because you added broccoli into it," said Peter.

"Not liking broccoli is actually a social stigma," said Diana.

Everyone stares at Diana.

They all then laugh at what she said.

Carol, however, stayed silent completely.

"Hey, Cap," said Clark. "Could you pass the butter?"

Carol gives him some butter.

"Clark... if you're doing what I think you're-..."

Clark halves the butter and puts it on the pizza. He uses his heat vision to melt it on the burger-pizza thing he made. He then takes a bite out of it.

Suddenly, screaming could be heard from outside. People run away from some sort of soldiers who have attacked from another dimension.

*THWIP*

"WHOA!!!" yelled Peter, as he sees another Spider-Man fighting against multiple stone aliens and breaking them to pieces.

"We should stay out of their way," said Carol. "We have no business here."

Clark stands up. Bruce follows.

A few moments later, the whole group stands up.

"Shit..." said Carol, as she stood up from her seat and followed the others.

Tony yelled to the waitress, "Bill!"

The sixteen heroes pressed a button on their watches as their clothes transformed into their Superhero suits and armors.

"What do we have here?" asked Bruce.

"Earth 20152525..." said a giant hologram face of Stefan. "Hello! I mean you no harm. I will just have my army colonize your planet and slaughter all of you. It doesn't really matter if you're a man, woman, or child. I will place a portal somewhere in New York City that will bring my army here and they will start killing all of you so I can place new people in your place who know all their fates. Apparently, since I don't have the Dragon Balls and the Ark doesn't find me worthy, I can't wish for everyone just *raspberry noises* tell everyone their fates. So I just decided to evolve my Stand and start from scratch! Cool, right? Anyway... I mean no harm. I will kill all of you. Those who will survive, which is unlikely, would probably be hot girls that will become my sex slaves. This is only a test Universe, okay? This is because someone who had the Holy Corpse Parts was here and left, and you guys are convenient to test subjects for my new World Made in Heaven. Okay! Bye!"

*click click*

"DAMN IT, EOBARD!!! WHICH BUTTON'S 'OFF'!?"

A faint voice could be heard from there.

Stefan turns off the transmission. "Oh... it just says 'off'-..."

*click*

Several portals open from the ground as armies of brown Golems manifested and threw rocks and crushed several people. Some were silver-colored mechanical soldiers with ray guns that blasted citizens. Some were Sand Golems that tore out the citizen's insides with their sand particles. Some were Glass Golems that blasted red energy blasts and melted people. Some were stone Golems that threw metallic balls at the citizens, killing them instantly by targeting and crushing their faces.

The group looks at each other.

"Rocks!?" asked Frank. "You're fucking kidding me."

"I hope the other Spider-Men are okay..." said Peter.

Suddenly, two Spider-Men appear from the distance.