256. Suicide Squad Part I
"What are we?" asked Frank. "Some kinda suicide squad? Fuck... I said what Harley said. Don't tell Wade I said that."
"Okay... but yes..." said Eobard. "We are... The rest of you will fight off Stefan while Barry and I put the Eyes of Heaven on the Finite Circle Reviser.This is it, boys... This is our destiny that was-..."
Barry and Eobard stay near the jet, dropped off near the horizon of Stefan's Palace.
"Can you play Cisco's iPod?" asked Barry.
"What song?" asked Jotaro.
Barry smiles.
(theme begins)
"God... Really?" sighed Eobard. "God... this is cheesy..."
"It's a good song!" yelled Barry.
"Whatever, Flaaash..." said Eobard.
(at 0:17...)
"FLASH... AH AH!! SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE!!!"
Barry and Eobard run as trails of yellow and red lightning follow after them.
"Barry? Are you close?" asked Bruce.
"Yeah... A bit..." said Barry.
The pair gets even closer.
"FLASH!!! AH AH!!! HE'LL SAVE EVERY ONE OF US!!!"
Stefan's supervision sees the pair close by. "For fuck's sake! EOBARD!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?"
"Do you think they need help?" asked Peter.
"No..." said Bruce. "I don't think Stefan can catch up..."
"FLASH!!! AH AH!!! He's a miracle!"
"Come on... Barry!" yelled Bruce. "Run, Barry, RUN!!!"
"You, too, Eobard!" Peter laughed nervously.
"Don't patronize me," said Eobard.
*FLASH*
*ZOOM*
Stefan begins to follow them.
"FLASH!!! AH AH!!! King of the impossible!!!
He's for every one of us!Stand for every one of us!He'll save with a mighty hand!Every man, every woman, every child with a mighty Flash!"
*BZZT*
Eobard and Barry successfully dodge Stefan's Omega Beams.
"Should I attack now?" asked Goku.
"Not yet, Goku," said Jotaro.
Stefan blasts another Omega Beam that they dodge once more.
"FLASH!!! AH AH!!!"
"I don't think we'll make it!!!" yelled Barry.
"Oh! What!? You need some annoying motivational speech to get you going in your little soap opera of a life!?" asked Eobard.
"A speech would be nice. Yeah," said Barry.
"God, your naivety is intoxicating..."
*ZOOM!!!*
*FLASH!!!*
"FLASH!!! AH AH!!!He'll save every one of us!Just a man, with a man's courage!He knows nothing but a man!But he can never fail!No one but the pure in heart may find the golden grail!Oh-oh-oh!Oh-oh-oh-oh!"
"WE'RE HERE!!!" yelled Eobard.
Barry and Eobard put their fists on their hips as they face the Prime Arks. They enter an empty throne room with the Arks at the center of the room and a large hovering sphere above them
"FLASH!!!"
"That..." Eobard points to the sphere hovering over them. "...is the Reviser..."
(theme ends)
Stefan angrily chases after them... but...
Giorno Giovanna, Josuke "Duwang" Higashikata, Jotaro Kujo, Josuke "Gappy" Higashikata, Ultra Instinct Goku, Super Saiyan Blue Evolution Vegeta, Saitama, and Lord Naga all chase after Stefan.
"Which one is the distraction!?" asked Stefan to himself. "No matter... I'LL TEAR THEM ALL APART!!!"
(theme begins)
Goku and Vegeta exchange fists with Stefan. Their Stands do the same against Stefan's Made in Heaven.
"DON-KAKAKA-!!!"
"SAYAAAAAAAAAAAJIIIIIIIII-!!!"
"RON-KAKAKAKAKA-!!!"
Stefan angrily blasts his Omega Beams as they zigzag toward Bruce's jet.
"Turn on the forcefields!" yelled Eobard into his Bluetooth Earphone.
Bruce presses a button on his gauntlet as the forcefield turns on.
"Hay Naku..." sighed Miguel. "Still can't focus on one errand at a time..."
Stefan angrily kicks Goku and Vegeta away as Saitama blasts a punch toward Stefan's face.
Stefan blocks it and kicks Saitama away.
Giorno and Duwang Josuke stay away from the fight, both looking for people who need healing.
Gappy, meanwhile, prepares Go Beyond bubbles which he struggles to control.
Jotaro blasts Star Platinum's fists toward Stefan, who uses infinite speed to dodge Star Platinum's "ORA Rush".
"M̶̲̯̓Ȁ̷̖D̷͇̈́͋E̶͎͍̔͘ ̷̝͋I̴̹̐Ṅ̷̲̈́ͅ ̴͙̳̽H̶̝͊̏É̷͉̭̓A̶̙̥̋V̷̢̘̍È̷̼̮N̷̡͒͠!̷͈̼͋!̵̬͛!̸̲͝"
Several knives are thrown toward Jotaro.
"YAROU!!!" yelled Jotaro.
"FIYA!!!"
Vegeta's Gallick Gun erases all the knives before Jotaro.
Stefan moves in infinite speed as Lord's Crazy Diamond blasts an Ultra Spin bullet toward Stefan, which is successfully shot into his chest.
Stefan spits blood and backs away from Lord.
"How!?"
"Because... I am Lord JoJo. And I'm one damned marvelous guy..."
"RAUGH!!!" Stefan blasts Omega Beams at Lord as web fluid is thwipped into Stefan's eyes.
"GOD!!!" yelled Stefan. "WHAT ARE THESE THINGS MADE OF!?"
"Spider web," said Peter.
"WHY... CAN'T... I BLAST IT WITH ME HEAT VISION!?"
"No idea, man! Just remember! The one who can stop your heat vision is your one... and only... friendly neighborhood-!!!"
Stefan rips out the web from his face as Stefan blasts an Omega Beam toward Peter.
"SUTA PURACHINA: ZA WARUDO!!!"
Time stops.
Time resumes.
Peter is not on that spot anymore.
*PEW*
Frank blasts a Kryptonite bullet in Stefan's face as Mob strangles Stefan and uses his forcefield to angrily pull Stefan down to the ground.
Frank points a gun at Stefan's face.
"One batch..." he whispered. "Two 'batch'..." he squinted his eyes. "Penny and dime..."
*BANG*
*SPLAT*
Stefan's left eye is blasted open by Frank.
"RAUGH!!!" sobbed Stefan, as his left eye bleeds with tears and water. "OH, GOD!!! RAUGH!!!"
*BZZT*
Time stops.
Time resumes.
Frank is no longer in front of Stefan.
Stefan looks around, desperately searching for his next attacker.
*bloop*
*pop*
*SPLAT*
Stefan's left torso is blasted open by Gappy's bubbles.
Stefan backs away, heavily bleeding.
*CLANG*
"GOLDEN SUN!!!" yelled Hercules, locking Stefan in time.
Dark appears out of nowhere and slashed at Stefan's neck, managing to open a wound because of the Kryptonite in Stefan's body.
Zed blasts magical spells at Stefan with his armor Stand, Blue Dabadi.
Star prepared the Darkest Spell with her wand.
Stefan looked around out of fear. "No... Please..." he whispered. "NO!!! THIS IS NOT MY FATE!!! I AM NOT DESTINED TO LOSE AGAINST MIGUEL JOJO!!!"
Bruce drops before Stefan with his rebuilt armor.
"Too bad..."
Bruce pointed his suit's blaster at Stefan's face.
"I... AM... DARKNESS!!!"
"I'm Batman."
*PEW*
Another Kryptonite bullet is launched into Stefan's face. He coughs in disgust.
"This... This isn't fair," said Stefan. "I deserve to win!"
"Everyone deserves to win," said Bruce. "Today isn't just your lucky day..."
"WHERE ARE YOU!?" Stefan looks around the Kryptonite smoke, coughing.
"Here," Bruce whispered behind Stefan's ear.
"RAUGH!!!" Stefan turns around and gives a nasty right hook, but Bruce blocks it with his armor.
"Catch," said Bruce as he tosses a Kryptonite bullet into Stefan's face.
"MMPH!!!" Stefan struggled to cover his mouth to avoid inhaling the Kryptonite which greatly weakens his body and his Stand.
Lord shoots another Ultra Spin Bullet at Stefan's leg.
Stefan yells in pain. "What is this!?"
"The same bullet used by Fortisites to kill each other," said Lord.
Stefan blasts one Omega Beam with his right eye.
Time stops.
Time resumes.
"Why am I so unlucky!?" asked Stefan.
Prince Josuke's eyes glow in the jet as he manipulates the events of the fight.
"You okay, Josuke?" asked Miguel.
"I guess!" Josuke trembled in pain. "It actually hurts..."
"Being outside the Universe, Josuke will have a harder time controlling his luck powers... because we're outside reality right now..." said Eobard.
Prince Josuke spits blood as Prince grows vines that strangle him.
Miguel grabs Josuke's face and puts his forehead on his. "Hey... Kid! Look at me! You're... You can do this! Why? Because you're special! You're me and more! You can do this! I know you can!"
"Gappy," said Eobard. "You are gaining control of your bubbles because your bubbles belong here... outside the Universe... take advantage of your playing field..."
Gappy nods. "Yeah! Damn straight I will!"
*bloop*
*POP*
*BOOM*
Several bubbles emerge from below Stefan that explode all over Stefan's body, injuring him.
Stefan's foot then begins to melt.
"HA!?" asked Stefan.
Miriam squints her eyes as she melts Stefan's foot.
*BZZT*
*ZOOM*
"HORA HORA HORA!!!" Two Silver Chariots attack Stefan by slashing their blades all over him, stabbing his back and torso.
"STOP THIS!!!" howled Stefan.
Star blasts the darkest spell into Stefan's face as his face begins to bleed heavily.
"SUPER SERIOUS PUNCH!!!"
*POW!!!*
Stefan's jaw is dislocated by Saitama's punch.
*CLANG*
Hercules starts to get tired since he is overusing Golden Sun, but he keeps Stefan locked in time.
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!" Jotaro's Star Platinum cried, blasting punches at Stefan.
Golden Sun's lock disappears.
*SLASH!!!*
Dark opens a portal into Stefan's torso as he lets out Stefan's blood.
Stefan screams in pain as Dark is blasted away with a single punch.
Bruce uses his Unbreakable-Buster to blast another Kryptonite bullet into Stefan's face, weakening him once more.
He stomps backward as he trembled in pain. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" he howled. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Stefan dizzily tries to steady himself. "I WILL KILL... ALL OF YOU!!!"
*BANG*
Goku blasts a kick into Stefan's face.
He roars as shockwaves from Goku's voice shatter reality. Goku blasts several punches and kicks toward Stefan over and over again.
Stefan barely manages to dodge all of them.
His Stand, the Centaur-like Made in Heaven, begins to regain power.
*PEW*
*POOF*
Stefan gasps as he inhaled the Kryptonite dust once more.
Goku howls as he blasts several punches at Stefan over and over again.
Goku spins and punches Stefan over and over again as he prepares a-...
"KA... ME... HA... ME... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
*PEW*
*SPLAT*
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!"
(theme ends)
The dust settled, as the group sees only Stefan's left leg had been dusted to pieces by Goku's attack...
"I... managed..." said Stefan. "To... dodge..."
"FINAL..."
Vegeta prepares a Final Flash.
(theme begins)
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
(theme begins at 0:05)
Vegeta charges as blue cosmic energies surrounded his body. His hair turns silver for a split second as he howled in absolute pain as his body begins to tremble so much because of the vibrating power within him. He spreads his arms as he absorbs all the energies of the remaining Omniverse and became god-like. His hair slowly becomes violet. He loses his eyebrows.
"What is... WHAT IS THAT!?" asked Stefan.
"WHOA... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Goku happily cheered.
"Vegeta gained... a new form?" asked Mob.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" cackled Vegeta. "THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION TRAINING PAID OFF AFTER ALL!!! AHA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!!! HERE I AM: ULTRA EGO VEGETA!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I SHALL RULE THE COSMOS AS THE DESTROYER OF ALL-!!!"
*BANG*
Stefan blasts a punch into Vegeta's face.
"And this...?" asked Vegeta. "This is for my family..."
Vegeta kicks Stefan in the face with ease. "This is for the friends I've lost... The Gunman... The idiots... The Midgets... Trish... The Namekian... The Pokemon... The Triclops... The Beta Male... My Bulma... My Princess... My son...That's why I'll murder you, Stefan!"
(theme ends)
Goku grabs Vegeta's shoulder. "Me, too!"
"Yeah..." Saitama angrily looked at Stefan, yet smiled. "You sure are a great fighter..."
Stefan growled. "I do not deserve this treatment! That's why! THAT IS WHY-!!!"
Stefan prepared a heat vision blast with his eyes.
"I'LL ERASE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!!! M̶̲̯̓Ȁ̷̖D̷͇̈́͋E̶͎͍̔͘ ̷̝͋I̴̹̐Ṅ̷̲̈́ͅ ̴͙̳̽H̶̝͊̏É̷͉̭̓A̶̙̥̋V̷̢̘̍È̷̼̮N̷̡͒͠!̷͈̼͋!̵̬͛!̸̲͝"
"ORA!!!"
*SPLAT*
Jotaro blasts a punch into Stefan's face.
"How dare... you..." whispered Stefan, drooling blood.
"How dare us!?" asked Vegeta. "NO, NO, NO!!! YOUR LITTLE GOAL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING WE'VE EVER LOVED IS OVER, STEFAN!!! YOU DO NOT BELONG IN THIS WORLD OVER HEAVEN!!! AND YOU WERE NOT MADE IN HEAVEN!!!"
"I DESERVE TO BE GOD-LIKE!!! FOR I AM STEFAN!!! I DESERVE... TO WIN!!!"
"You keep repeating those words that at this point it lost its meaning," said Bruce.
*BZZT*
Bruce dodges the Omega Beam using his suit as he punched Stefan in the face.
*THWIP*
Stefan's eyes are webbed shut by Peter. "STOP THAT!!! GOD!!!"
"No..." said Peter.
*THWIP THWIP THWIP THWIP-!!!*
"I will kill you, Peter Parker," said Stefan. "Poor Peter Parker... No father... No mother... No-..."
*THWIP*
Stefan's mouth is webbed shut.
"Gee whiz, Mister! You talk too much," said Peter.
*CLANG*
Everyone prepares their attacks as they prepare to take out Stefan.
Suddenly...
Prince Josuke faints in Miguel's arm.
"No," whispered Miguel. "Eobard!?"
"I know! Tell everyone to retreat!"
"Guys!?" asked Miguel.
For some reason, the receivers are jammed.
Stefan breaks free of the time-lock.
*PEW*
Bruce's launcher is jammed.
"Oh, shit," said Bruce.
Stefan cackles as he breaks free, speeding about and surrounding them using-...
"M̶̲̯̓Ȁ̷̖D̷͇̈́͋E̶͎͍̔͘ ̷̝͋I̴̹̐Ṅ̷̲̈́ͅ ̴͙̳̽H̶̝͊̏É̷͉̭̓A̶̙̥̋V̷̢̘̍È̷̼̮N̷̡͒͠!̷͈̼͋!̵̬͛!̸̲͝" his voice vibrated robotically because of the sheer speed of his movements as he teleported behind Bruce.
"I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!" cackled Stefan.
Stefan prepares to punch Bruce from behind.
Frank shoots Stefan in the face.
*SPLAT*
Frank's legs are chopped off by Stefan's bare hands.
"RAUGH!!!" yelled Frank, as Stefan sped away.
*SPLAT*
Frank's chest is burst open by Stefan's fist.
"FRANK!!!" sobbed Peter.
Frank mutters something about his family. "Penny and dime..." he whispered.
Stefan then grabs Frank's head and-...
*CRACK SPLAT*
Meanwhile...
"Eobard! We should help them!"
"Stay!" yelled Eobard.
"I already placed the eyes in the sphere!"
"We need to run around the sphere."
"What!?" asked Barry.
"We need to run around it, Barry. It's the only way we can change fate! We have to supercharge it with Positive and Negative Speed Force Lightning."
Meanwhile...
Miriam freezes Stefan, but Stefan grabs her head and tears it off.
Meanwhile...
Barry nods as Eobard nods back.
They begin running around the sphere as it begins to charge with energy.
Meanwhile...
"BRUCE!!!" sobbed Peter.
*SPLAT*
Peter's arms and legs are torn off.
"PETER!!!" Bruce grabbed Peter as he dropped to the ground.
Meanwhile...
Barry and Eobard ran...
Meanwhile...
Stefan blasts Heat Vision at the jet where Miguel and Josuke are, but Jessica shields Stefan's Heat Vision with her body and she melts.
"JESSICA!!!" sobbed Miguel.
Van, who was revealed to have been shooting Kryptonite bullets with his gun, gets sliced in half by Stefan.
Meanwhile...
"BARRY!!!" yelled Eobard, as Barry begins to slow down. "WHAT'S WRONG!?"
"I CAN'T LEAVE MACH 11!!!"
"YES, YOU CAN!!!"
Meanwhile...
Ryle immediately pops out of Jean Pierre Polnareff's key and writes something into Stefan.
"This is for everyone in Weeb Town..." he whispered. "And Van..."
Stefan immediately melts Ryle's face with his heat vision.
Meanwhile...
The two kept on running and running.
"EOBARD!!!"
Eobard begins to dust into pieces.
"It's... worth it... Tell Nora... Our... original... past..." whispered Eobard.
*PEW*
*BOOM*
The sphere... explodes... and thus... fate could be changed once more...