302. Dark Quartz League of Anarchy Part I ~Abominat...

"Da da da! Yat da da da dye ya da! Dat-dat dye ya da!" sang Foo Fighters, while skipping in the streets of Main Rd. Burnham. "I really love... that little play... It really makes me get on my way! It's too sad... It's too bad... that the fire alarm-thingies rang and rang! After I...! Accidentall-Ai... got the popcorn on Fai-... er!"

It was night. The city is silent as it is midnight. Crickets chirp. Foo Fighters hums to the tune of Hamilton's "You'll Be Back."

"What a great play!" she giggled.

*click click click click click*

Two large angry strange white eyes peer out of the darkness and watch Foo Fighters happily walking in the streets.

She morphs her respiratory system similar to a wolf's. She sniffs the air.

"Gabrielle? Why do you smell like radioactive spiders?"

*Thud!*

"You're not Gabrielle..." Foo Fighters slowly turns around.

*Stomp... Stomp... Stomp... Stomp...*

Foo Fighters, who is 164 cm tall, faces a giant red symbiote with tentacles behind him, who is 259 cm tall.

Carnage imposes his height on her as he stoops down to her level. "Hello, Foo Fighters," he said in a deep monstrous voice.

Carnage shrieks as he takes out his tentacles and shot spikes at her.

Foo Fighters growls and turns her arm in a large blade. She then stabs Carnage in the face, but Carnage tries to bite her head off, but Foo Fighters turns her body liquid and crawls away on the ground.

Carnage chases after her and shot spikes at her. Foo Fighters dodges left and right and slithers down a sewage canal.

"ORA!!!"

*SPLAT!!!*

Stone Free's fist goes through Carnage's chest.

"What the hell!?" asked Gabrielle.

"Can't see what punched me," said Carnage. "But can smell human... No! Aswang!"

Gabrielle woges into an Aswang. She then blasts Stone Free's fists and her claws at Carnage, tearing his body to pieces.

Carnage grabs Gabrielle's throat and slings her away.

"You're one of the assassins, huh?" asked Gabrielle in her deep voice while in her woged form.

"You're pretty tough for a little girl..." hissed Carnage.

Gabrielle then wraps her string around him and slices him to pieces.

He shrieks as Gabrielle ORA Rushes him.

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!" yelled Stone Free, as Carnage is shot several meters away. He lands on his feet.

Half of Carnage's face retracts, revealing Cletus. "That hurt."

"Obviously," said Gabrielle. "You asked for it."

Cletus covers his face with Carnage's head as Carnage pounces toward Gabrielle.

Stone Free blasts a kick into Carnage's face.

Gabrielle then imbues her body with Golden Spin as strings began to orbit her body.

Carnage stabs Gabrielle over and over again, but Gabrielle regenerates instantly. She then blasts her fists into Carnage as Carnage is shot into an empty building.

Carnage slowly stands up and sees that he is in an empty office. Suddenly, Foo Fighters appears and kicks him in the face. Foo Fighters transforms into a bright green She-Symbiote and bites into Carnage's neck.

Carnage howls in pain and she kicks Carnage down the next street.

Foo Fighters lands on her feet and transforms into an elephant and charges at Carnage. Carnage is hurled into a car, which breaks.

Foo Fighters stomps on Carnage in her elephant form over and over.

Foo Fighters then transforms into blue-green sludge and transforms back to her normal female form. "Don't attack me like that!"

"I was told that I would be having dinner... Not an offer to suicide!" cried Carnage.

Foo Fighters points her finger at Carnage as her veins glow with bioluminescence. "You better not try anything or I'll shoot you right between your pretty eyes.And it'd be a shame because I really do think your eyes are pretty."

Gabrielle lands on the ground with Golden Spin-imbued strings orbiting her limbs and body.

"You look like that spinning thing we see in Barber's Shops," smiled Foo Fighters.

"Yes! You do look like that thing!" yelled Carnage.

Gabrielle sighs. "Hay Naku..." She approaches Carnage. "The Dark Quartz Organization sent you, didn't they?"

"Sent me!? Of course! I am an ally to the Organization!" yelled Carnage. "We are Carnage! We are Chaos! We are the Dark Quartz League of Anarchy!"

"Shut up!" yelled Cletus.

"Dark Quartz League of Anarchy?" asked Gabrielle.

"Nothing can stop us!" cackled Carnage. "We are regarded as the most dangerous assassins in the Dark Quartz Organization!"

"Stop telling them everything, you idiot!" yelled Cletus, who is inside Carnage.

Something roars in the distance.

Gabrielle's eyes widen.

"What is that?" asked Foo Fighters.

Carnage sneers.

Something continues to howl in the distance.

*THUD!!! THUD!!! THUD!!!*

*BZZT!!!*

Gabrielle grabs Foo Fighters and flies away.

*THUD...*

Abomination is here...

Someone floats down from above.

Zod is here...

Zod's eyes glow red.

Gabrielle's ears lower down.

*BZZT!!!*

Heat vision is blasted from his eyes toward Foo Fighters.

Gabrielle grabs Foo Fighters and flies away.

"AFTER THEM!!!" cried Cletus.

Zod flies upward. Abomination leaps to the next building. Carnage uses his tentacles to climb up. The windows of the buildings shatter with each of the tentacles' impact.

*BZZT!!!*

Gabrielle dodges the blast of heat vision and launches an ORA Kusai into Zod's face.

Foo Fighters, in fear, shrinks into a small amoeba-like creature and enters Gabrielle's pocket.

"ORA!!!"

"STONE FREE!!!" cried Gabrielle, while Stone Free kicks Zod in the face. Zod's face is wounded by Stone Free's punch, but it heals immediately.

Abomination then punches Gabrielle down to the ground as she crashes into several cars.

"ABOMINATION... SMASH!!!"

*BANG!!!*

Gabrielle is shot into several buildings as she skips like a stone.

Gabrielle vomits blood and forces herself to regenerate.

*woosh!*

Zod grabs her head and scrapes it all over the building's tiles, as the tiles break into pieces.

Gabrielle falls to the ground.

*THUD!!! Poof...*

"You okay?" Foo Fighters asks.

Gabrielle slowly picks herself up from the crater. "Yeah... I have a few rounds left in me..."

Gabrielle woges into an Aswang.

Foo Fighters crawls out of her pocket and transforms into her human form. She turns her hands into large bone axes.

"Are you sure you're up for this?" asked Gabrielle.

"I'm pretty up to this," Foo Fighters trembled.

"Let's do this..."

The two girls charge at Zod, who blasts heat vision at the pair.

Zod managed to melt Gabrielle's upper body, but she regenerates and leaped toward Zod with Golden Spin.

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!" she yelled, blasting her claws and Stone Free's fists all over Zod, stabbing him all over. 

Foo Fighters battles against both Abomination and Carnage. Carnage tosses spikes at her. Abomination tries to beat Foo Fighters, but she turns into liquid and sticks to his fists. She then morphs out her ax hand and chops Abomination's neck.

Abomination roars in pain.

Foo Fighters then transforms...

Into that.

Foo Fighters' Stand form is revealed (and it's visible to non-Stand-Users).

Foo Fighters morphs her hand into a giant hammer and smashes Abomination in the face as Abomination is shot down to the ground.

Carnage tosses spikes into her face. Foo Fighters grabs Carnage's face and begins to crush it.

Foo Fighters roars. 

"WE ARE CARNAGE!!!" hissed Carnage and Cletus.

"WE ARE FOO FIGHTERS!!!" hissed Foo Fighters, as her head morphs a Symbiote's mouth and begins to bite Carnage's head.

Carnage kicks Foo Fighters away into a car, destroying it.

Meanwhile...

Gabrielle punches Zod in the face over and over again, both with her right hand and Stone Free's right hand.

"ORA!!! ORA!!! ORA!!! ORA!!! ORA!!!"

Zod grabs her hand and uppercuts her into the mesosphere, but she flies back to Earth and pummels him.

Zod sighs and grabs her. He punches her with a right hook as she is sent flying away. He punches her with a left hook and is sent flying away once more. He then blasts a flurry of punches into her face as she drops into the water.

They're at the ocean now.

Gabrielle blasts her punches at Zod over and over again, but Zod now learns her patterns and blocks all of them.

Zod then headbutts her as she drops into the seabed. She screams and woges as Zod blasts his heat vision into her face.

Flashes of Stefan's face begin to be seen in her eyes.

"MADE IN HEAVEN!!!"

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH!!!"

Gabrielle shrieks at the bottom of the ocean.

She sees her father's halved face and screams louder as the heat vision melts her face since Golden Spin had left her body.

Stone Free grabs Zod's face and its string tentacles begin to enter his body.

Zod is forced to stop blasting his heat vision and she regenerates, yet passes out underwater, as she drops to the seabed.

Zod, angry and irritated, begins to morph.

Zod begins to transform. Rocks begin to poke out and decorate his body like feathers. His skin turns gray and scaly. He begins to transform...

...into Doomsday.

Gabrielle senses this and wakes up as bubbles form around her face.

She sees Doomsday, now hulking 269 cm.

"A Kryptonian Hulk!?" thought Gabrielle.

Doomsday's face begins to heat up and glow.

Gabrielle's eyes widen as she flies upward.

*PEW!!!*

He blasts heat vision from his face.

Gabrielle blocks the heat vision with Golden Spin as she is forced to fly upward.

The heat vision stops and she regenerates her injured hands.

*BOOM!!!*

Doomsday leaps upward from the ocean and flew toward Gabrielle.

Gabrielle uses Stone Free to ORA Rush Doomsday. Doomsday, however, blocks his face.

Doomsday then shoots another blast of heat vision from its face.

Gabrielle blocks it once more and screams.

She slowly regenerates but struggles to do so. She grunts while her flesh wounds, which looked like burnt and melted flesh, bones, and muscle, slowly reform. Some pieces of flesh and skin even hang from her arm, so she is forced to tear these off of her arms with her woged face. Her bones slowly reform from string, then her muscles, then her blood vessels, and finally her entire arm.

"This can't get any worse..." said Gabrielle. "Shit... why'd I say that!?"

Doomsday stares at her. Doomsday's claws begin to grow from its fists.

"MOTHERF-!!!"

Doomsday flew toward her as she flew away. "FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!"

"STONE FREE!!! STONE KUSAI!!!"

She blasts a Stone Kusai into Doomsday's face, which manages to wound him.

His face is cracked and it bleeds heavily.

Doomsday purrs and stares at Gabrielle.

Gabrielle sighs.

She speaks to someone with her Bluetooth earphone.

Gabrielle's eyes widen.

She takes out her locket.

"Hey, Dad?" asked Gabrielle.

"Yeah?" asked the locket.

"Could I please have Kryptonite?" asked Gabrielle.

A piece of Kryptonite is scanned and placed on her hand.

"Holy shit... Do I have a little bit of everything all of the time with this locket?" asked Gabrielle.

"Battery low..." said the locket.

"For fuck's sake... I should just keep my maw shut..." Gabrielle sighed and bowed her head.

Doomsday begins charging toward her.

"Come on..." said Gabrielle. She creates a spinning clacker with her strings and puts the Kryptonite at the center. She spins the clacker up and down like a battle hammer. "Wrry..."

Doomsday reaches her and-...

*BANG!!!*

Kryptonite dust fills Doomsday. Doomsday slowly transforms back to Zod and drops to the ocean.

A portal opens and Doomsday disappears.

Gabrielle sighs in relief. "I have way too many resources in my hands..."

Gabrielle pauses for a moment to see if something bad happens.

"Okay, good. I am not going to get kicked out from watching Hamilton because of a fire my friend made and become a jinx on the same day..."

Back to Foo Fighters...

They're fighting in yet another office.

"FUFAITATATATATATA -!!!" Foo Fighters blasts her twelve fists at Carnage.

Carnage hisses and grabs her head.

Abomination grabs her legs and the pair tears her in half as blood and intestines splatter everywhere, but she turns into black sludge and reforms back to normal.

Foo Fighters then begins to beat Abomination with her fists.

Abomination fails to block most of her punches.

She then beats his face over and over until he topples backward, unconscious.

*CRACK!!!*

Carnage bites her head off, but she regrows it.

Carnage then strangles her by the neck.

She shrieks and Carnage begins to shriek as well, vibrating.

Foo Fighters' eyes widen.

"Fire alarm thingies!" she yelled.

"What!?" asked Carnage.

Foo Fighters stretches her hand and punches the alarm button.

*DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING-!!!*

Carnage shrieks and retracts into Cletus Kasady's body.

"FUFAITA!!!"

*POW!!!*

Cletus topples into a portal that randomly opens.

Foo Fighters looks outside and she sees that Abomination is also nowhere to be seen.

Later...

"I just can't believe that YOU TWO IDIOTS DIDN'T KILL HER!!!" yelled a shadowy man on the screen with a deep synthesized voice.

"Doomsday is sorry," said Doomsday. "Zod got angry and make me fight JoJo. Doomsday sorry. Doomsday will not repeat irresponsible actions where ends do not meet means."

"Abomination?"

"Abomination also sorry. Abomination did not mean to act so... DUMB!!!" Abomination begins to punch his face as mini-shockwaves occur. "DUMB!!! DUMB!!! DUMB!!! DUMB!!! DUMB!!! DUMMY!!! DUMB!!! DUMB!!!"

"Jesus fucking Christ!" yelled Cletus. "WILL YOU STOP THAT!?"

"STOP THAT!!!" yelled Carnage. "You're scaring Cletus."

"Abomination sorry, again," said Abomination.

"No... Abomination wasn't scaring Cletus," said Cletus.

"Cletus is scared... Doomsday could tell..." said Doomsday. "See? Even Dru-Zod says that you're a scaredy-cat bitch-ass pussy-cat.It's okay, Cletus. Doomsday and friends understand."

"You're an idiot!" yelled Cletus.

"Cletus says that you're both idiots," said Carnage.

Doomsday and Abomination bow their heads and pout.

"Oh... Oh, come on!" yelled Cletus. "Don't you two be like that!"

Doomsday and Abomination look away.

"That was really harsh, Cletus," said Carnage.

"Fine! Hey! You two!" yelled Cletus. "I promise that the next time we go to Hamilton, not only would it be all on me, but we also won't burn it down and frame our targets."

"Really?" asked both.

"Yes," said Cletus.

The pair nod their heads and shake excitedly.

"Fucking great... Just fucking great..." said the man.

*step step step...*

"Sir..." the shadowy man nods then shuts down the screen.

Everyone bows. "We apologize, Underboss."

Tooru sighs. "You have both failed... It's fine... You're lucky that you're significant enough for me to allow you to continue living... I'll be sending the other three..."

Two men and a woman stood silently in the shadows.