365. Bawitdaba ~Loss of Friction~

"I... really don't want to..." said Anne.

A handsome man leans closer to her face. "What the hell, Zeppeli!? We've been doing this for years!"

"Yeah... Well... I'm committed to someone now. So... Yeah!" yelled Anne.

The pair are in the house and the man is shirtless.

"Please... I really don't want to... I love Miguel, okay?"

He kisses her and she's horrified.

But, she begins liking it and kissing him back.

*CRACK!!!*

"AAAAH!!!" The man topples on the ground as Paisley Park had crushed his testicles.

"Get... out..." said Anne, with a terrifying look.

The man limps out of the house, slowly.

Miguel opens a portal and walks out of it, seeing Anne crying and the man by his doorstep.

"Well, well... If it isn't the world's greatest cuck!" he laughed.

Miguel whispers something, turns around, and walks inside the door.

"You know what I think!? You're a fucking phony, asshole!" he cackled.

Suddenly, he turns into a worm.

A bird then randomly swoops him and eats him. As the bird ate his head, he let out a soft squeak of horror.

Anne is crying on the floor.

"Good job, I guess," said Miguel, as he sits beside her on the floor with their backs on the wall.

"Thank... you..." said Anne.

Miguel sighs. "You've done it with a lot of guys because of Tyrone... And I had to watch all of that... Sometimes, I even enjoyed it, horribly enough. I guess a lot of them were practically rapists... and that I did not enjoy.That's the twelfth one I turned into a worm so far. If anyone tries to rape you again, I will turn the next one into something else... Want me to turn the next one into a fly? Lots of frogs and lizards in this neighborhood."

"No... I'm fine..."

"Great job that you crushed his balls. Been keeping a close watch on you. You were completely clean! Good job!"

"Thank you...?"

"And great job using the self-defense tactics! Haha! You're practically untouchable!"

"Thank you..."

"Well...?" asked Miguel. "Do you want a cup of tea?"

"I want you to have sex with me."

Miguel pauses for a short while. "Oh."

Meanwhile...

Irene walks around the hospital, looking for the vending machine at night.

Jotaro meets up with her, surprisingly enough. "Yo."

"Y-Yo..." said Irene, looking away.

Irene grabs her bar of chocolate and walks away.

"Hey," yelled Jotaro.

Irene turns to Jotaro, angrily.

Jotaro's eyelids are lowered. "Gomen... I see... You've found the pills."

"Were you not planning to tell me...?"

"I didn't want either of you to freak out..."

Suddenly, Irene's bar slips off her hand.

Wait... It... slips off her hand...?

She tries to pick it up, but like soap, it slips out.

Suddenly, they both slip on their feet and to the ground.

They try to stand right back up, but they slide and fall down again.

Suddenly, crashing could be heard and the hospital's alarms go off.

Meanwhile...

"So... A date...?" asked Anne, as the pair walks in Burnham, Earth-777.

"I guess..." sighed Miguel. "You deserve it, I guess."

The pair stay silent.

"Well this is awkward," said Miguel.

"What?" asked Anne.

"Can't think of anything to say right now..." said Miguel. "I'm usually the talkative one here."

"Well... I uh... don't watch the stuff you watch..."

"Oh... uh... I've watched the stuff you watched! I've kinda watched every show in the Universe... As a matter of fact... I'm something of a genius myself!"

"Okay... Uh... K-Dramas?"

"Nope!"

Anne sighs. "Honestly... How do we even make a relationship work if we have different interests?"

"Wait... I remember that you like comic books."

"My favorite character is Batman!"

"Well... mine is both Batman and Iron Man."

"Oh! You've watched the Dark Knight Trilogy?"

"Yeah! Haha... Really love Heathe Ledger's acting! I recommend you watch Joker and the other DC and Marvel movies!"

"Wait... Oh my God... I just had a genius idea..." said Anne.

Miguel and Anne end up in the Hyperbolic Time Room watching all the DC and Marvel movies.

"Huh..." said Anne. "This shit is pretty good..."

Meanwhile...

Irene and Jotaro try to stand up, but they just continuously slide on the floor.

"What the hell is going on!?" asked Irene.

"Hospital's under lockdown," said Jotaro. "This must be the work of an enemy Stand!"

Jotaro tries to stand right back up, but he falls again. "Tch-!" he scoffed. "Why can't we stand up!?SUTA PURACHINA!!!" Star Platinum blasts out of his body, allowing him to smile. Jotaro picks Irene up, and she turns red. "Let's go!"

Jotaro flies around the hospital and sees that several people are currently being helped out by drones, helping the beds float instead. Some people who are injured are being helped by these Nurse Drones.

"Dad!" yelled Irene. "There's a suspicious toy car! 3:00!"

Jotaro turns to a suspicious little red toy car.

Jotaro squints his eyes.

Star Platinum is shot out and tries to kill the toy car using Star Finger, but the toy car zooms away.

Jotaro looks around the hospital. He begins to get weaker and needs to rest.

Jotaro sees the vending machine on the U-Shaped stairs' next level. Jotaro flies toward it.

"What are you doing!? Gonna buy a food bar!?" asked Irene, sarcastically.

"That vending machine isn't slipping. Only our floor is slipping," said Jotaro.

Jotaro lands next to the machine still carrying Irene. Yes, he is right. The box isn't moving or slipping in any way.

He puts Irene down.

"We have to think of a way to kill that thing," said Jotaro. 

Irene's eyes lower. "I have an idea."

Later...

Irene crawls on the ceiling and Jotaro flies and follows her.

"You could wall-crawl?" asked Jotaro.

"Yes," said Irene. "But what do you know? You never bothered to even ask about all my powers... All you cared is that I become the Head of your dumb company, right? Be the perfect popular girl, right? I was stuck being perfect my entire life... I don't want to be perfect..."

"Irene..." said Jotaro.

"I like manga! I like comics! I hate fashion! I'm a foodie and a glutton and I hate diets! And I know you want me to marry that stupid dumb idiot, but I want to marry Anakiss!!! Okay!?"

Jotaro sighs. "This is what it's about, huh?"

"It's about a lot of things, Papa... I know you hate Anakiss... And I know that you knew Shizuka was with me... She was just too hard on herself so she turned herself invisible... I know that you were hard on her because you wanted her to be the best! And I know about the fact that you were never planning to tell us until you died!" Irene is shaken with anger.

"You have to calm down, kid."

"Yeah! You would like that, don't you? Having your perfect little girl's emotions down..."

Irene has a flashback...

Irene is shown to be in a musical show and perfectly plays La Campanella with a piano...

Everyone cheers for her.

"You wanted me to be better than everyone... It eventually got in my head... And I started hurting others..."

Irene beats up another kid and laughs at her, then frowns upon seeing what she's done.

Irene is then shown to be followed by a clique and praised by her classmates.

"I was young, but everyone thought I was a bigshot... I was praised for my adorableness and beauty... And my grace..."

People in the neighborhood are shown to be cheering for her as she walks with an elite form of arrogance.

"I got egotistical. I got arrogant. I saw myself and realized what I had become... Your perfect little doll... I even abandoned my old self just to please you... back then..."

Irene is shown to be reading manga and comics in her bedroom.

"I used to be an Otaku... But you and Mom groomed me to be your heiress. Then... You even arranged my marriage..."

Gabrielle then meets a handsome young man who offers to be with her: Romeo Jisso.

"I declined... and I nearly got into jail because of him framing me and I had to take the fall... It was your and Shizuka's idea to bail me out..."

Romeo is shown to be severely beaten as Jotaro leaves the room.

But then, she meets Anakiss in a cafe. She gets an odd feeling that he's dangerous at first, but sees that he's actually a sweet guy... But then again, he's a little crazy...

"Then I met Anakiss around a year ago... And now, I intend to be with him. I don't care if you wish for me to be with someone else since Romeo was a dud... But I don't intend that... I want to be with Narciso..."

"Don't just throw your life away, Irene," said Jotaro. "I'm sorry for planning your path before you even got to choose your own... But I know damned well that you're too young to get married."

"I saw your eyes at the party... You hated Narciso."

"Because he'll take you away from me. You're my daughter. I have the sole responsibility to keep you safe. In another world, that guy was a crime boss, and in another, he killed his girlfriend and got into jail because of that. I don't trust him, Irene."

"Bug off..." sighed Irene.

Suddenly, the toy car appears before them and hisses.

"Irene... stay... still..." said Jotaro.

Irene blasts out Stone Free.

"IRENE!!!"

The toy car begins crawling up the ceiling.

Irene's eyes widen.

Meanwhile...

Miguel spins one of his sticks between his two fingers. He sighs out of relief. "Ah! That was so cool! We've watched every MCU Movie toward Far From Home! Whaddya think!?"

Anne turns to Miguel, who is crying.

"Whoa, whoa! Hey!"

Anne cries. "Waaaaaah! The last two movies...!"

"Yeah... I know... The Secret Identity Crisis about Peter Parker and Bruce Wayne... Sheesh! People who know about Peter's identity by watching the MCU had their lips sealed in accordance to the Identity Accords-..."

"NO!!! Why did Tony have to die!?"

"Oh!" yelled Miguel. "I dunno. Memes? It happened in real life, so I'm saying 'fate.'"

Miguel hands her a box of tissues. "Here!" he smiled.

"Wh-Why are you being so nice to me?" asked Anne.

"Because I love you."

"What? Why would you love me...?"

Miguel sighs. "Are we honestly going back to this conversation?"

"No! It's just that...! You don't hit me... You've never made me cry... at least for a while, now... You didn't break my heart even though I've broken yours..."

"Because I'm a good person..."

"I have... something to tell you..." said Anne. 

"Uh-huh..." said Miguel.

Anne slowly woges and transforms into a humanoid with a voluptuous body and red skin. She has a black-tipped horn, a barbed tail, and small bat wings. She has a yellow eyeball with red irises. She is a bit taller than Miguel. Miguel is 170 meters tall and she is 175 meters tall.

She turns pink. "Yeah... Infinite Universes... Infinite possibilities... The Zeppeli family... isn't from Earth... At least my Dad isn't... He was an Incubus from one of Hell's seven rings...Explains a lot, huh?"

Miguel is dumbfounded. "Huh... Okay... So... You're a... Hybrid...?"

"Yes..." said Anne. "I told this to Tyrone, and he was just so grossed out by me... So I had to seduce him so that he'd be with me...I used Paisley Park so that you wouldn't see my true form...I know... I'm hideous to you... The Messiah... You're the second-highest-ranking being from Heaven and all reality... Someone who is above me... A Hellborn Succubus Scum-..."

Miguel kisses Anne. She kisses him back.

They pull away, softly. 

"I honestly don't care, dude," laughed Miguel. 

"But... I'm a Succubus! I don't deserve... to be with you...! I'm the lowest-ranking creature in Hell...! I induce temptations and seductions! My literal job is to be a prostitute! When people see this back when we were younger, I'd use my abilities to keep them quiet... They... did things to me... They were grossed out by me."

Miguel lowers his eyelids. "You didn't seduce me... You made me fall... pretty hard... for you... And yes, you may be absolutely hot and smokin'... And you rocked me in bed twice... And I may be having realizations that I should've done way more things with you-..."

"Okay! I get it!"

"But... I love you... I don't care if this is your true form. Your true form... is not your slave skin... It symbolizes freedom... True freedom... Which I support... Which I love... And nothing... Not even my own Father could take that away from me..."

Anne looks like she's about to cry. "I'm so sorry... I'm not worthy..."

"The fact I chose you makes you worthy... and so much more..."

"I love you..."

The pair kiss once more.

Meanwhile...

Jotaro uses Star Finger to slap the car away, but it zooms on the ceiling, and Irene slips and falls. The car then drops to the floor, following her.

*strum!*

Irene tied herself to the ceiling. "Shit!" she yelled.

Jotaro begins to lower to the ground out of exhaustion.

"Papa!" yelled Irene.

"Stay there!" yelled Jotaro, panting. 

Irene sees that the clock is at 9 PM. "Papa... You should be drinking your meds!"

Jotaro begins to sweat and tremble. "I left them in my room. It's okay. We could fight this thing off first."

"SUTON FURI!!!"

"SUTA PURACHINA!!!"

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA-!!!"

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA-!!!"

The car dodges its punches with great speeds.

"Tch-!" yelled Jotaro. "It's just too quick! It makes the surfaces it's on and those with the same level as it is slippery!"

Suddenly the car leaps toward Irene.

Jotaro punches it away, and the car dodges and falls to the floor again.

Its headlights are revealed to be creepy tiny eyes.

"Tch-!" Irene angrily blasts Stone Free out and tries to kill the toy car with her electric strings. Suddenly, as the toy car touches her, the rope she hangs on slips out its knot and she drops to the floor with the toy car, slipping to the ground. The toy car immediately has scissors stuck to its roof as she screams. "SHIT!!!" Her eyes get closer to the blade.

"ORA!!!"

The toy car spins out of control and drops down the stairs to the lower floor.

Irene falls face-first on the ground.

Jotaro reaches for her hand. "Hey... You okay?"

"I'm fine..." she turns red. "I could help myself up... Don't worry..."

"Be careful, okay?" asked Jotaro.

"Yeah... I'll make sure I will," said Irene.

Jotaro listens closely. "That toy car is climbing up the stairs."

Suddenly, the pair slip as Jotaro swoops and grabs Irene, flying upward.

"YAROU!!!" yelled Jotaro.

Jotaro tries to kick the creature with Star Platinum's feet over and over.

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!! ORA!!!"

The car dodges all of the attacks.

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA-!!!" yelled Stone Free, kicking it with both feet over and over as the creature dodges.

The car leaps toward Irene once more. 

"YAUGH!!!" yelled Jotaro, as Star Platinum struggles to catch the creature, even during the stopped time. Jotaro has an idea. "Irene! Electrocute it!"

"What!?" asked Irene.

Jotaro stops time, breaks the wooden table, and creates a fire out of the wood. He then burns the creature. The creature still moves, so Jotaro manages to burn a circle around the creature.

Jotaro observes that the creature moves in the stopped time every five seconds and rests in five-second intervals. Jotaro manages to burn flames around it. Jotaro traps the creature and prepares to have it killed.

Time Resumed.

The flames are too big and the creature can't leap out of it.

"NOW!!!" yelled Jotaro.

*ZAP!!!*

(theme begins at 1:14)

The creature shrieks, getting fried by Irene's electric zap.

"It's a Rock Insect, and Rock Organisms are made of silicon. They are easier to electrocute when heated up because of the silicon in their bodies..." said Jotaro. "Ora..." he points at the creature.

The creature blows up into pieces as the hospital goes back to normal (though, practically destroyed).

(theme ends at 1:48)

"Ora..." said the pair, as they drop down and the sprinklers turn on.

*RING RING RING RING!!!*

Jotaro falls and genuflects on the ground. "Y-... Yare yare... Tch-..."

"Papa..." said Irene. Irene helps him up, carrying him by the arm. "Let's get to your room."

"Gomen... Irene... I'm so sorry..." he said.

"I still love you, Papa... Don't worry..." smiled Irene. "I still think you're cool. Thanks for reminding me that I still do love you... Arigatou..."

Jotaro turns red as his eyes quiver. He bows his head. "Yare yare daze."

Meanwhile, The Joker watches the pair walk away with X-Ray Binoculars. He speaks through the phone. "Sorry, MABUS... But the Rock Insect didn't work... Pretty fucking stupid idea trying to capture these two with a fucking toy car."

"HEY!!!" yelled MABUS. "That Toy Car had infinite speed! Of course, it totally was! Perfect for Time-Stoppers!Well... I have eyes on... him..."

Miguel and Anne enter yet another portal...