425. Star Wars Shit ~Earth-777 War Part II~
In a helicopter, the Jazz Fusion, Bruce, and Peter are inside a helicopter along with Tony Stark.
"Alright! As you can see, we're about to get deployed to the battlefield! We have a perfect weapon in case the Socialists use their own Weapon."
"O-Okay!" said Josuke.
"Remember. No killing, people," said Tony. "It's a thing we should all remember. Because when we start doing it... There's no going back..."
Peter and Josuke look down in fear.
"I think you're all ready for this battle! Batman. I need you to use your skills to-..."
Bruce, with an annoyed face, flaps his cape and hardens it as he proceeds to glide away.
"-... Fly away... Seriously!? A glider!? That's stupid. What if he gets caught in a tree or some shit when he lands!?"
"I heard that," Bruce spoke into Tony's earpiece.
"Psh... Peter... Land right there in that building over there. I have a job for you. Josuke and the Jazz Fusion, you stay in the front lines of the city.We've evacuated the city, but that doesn't mean they're allowed to take its territory. We've lost most New Israelite territories already, but if they take New Annalisa, they take San Diego."
"You... have a job for me?" smiled Peter.
"Of course, I do, Night Monkey," said Tony. "Come with me, kid."
Peter smiles, activates his suit, and grabs onto Tony's back. Tony then flies down the city and to the building.
The Jazz Fusion nods at each other and leaps down.
"Uh!!!" yelled Patrick. "Why did we just jump off?"
The Jazz Fusion looks at each other, proceeding to scream (except for Mark, who rolls his eyes and groans). Mark swoops and catches all the Jazz Fusioneers and they land all around the city.
The Disciples all stayed in the front line along with the Jazz Fusion on the beach.
"Well..." said Jedan. "This is it..." he sighed. "I could really have a glass of water right now... But I gotta do this for Celine..."
"I'm right here, Jed..." said Celine.
"Right, right..."
"Well..." said Jessica. "For Ibarra, right?"
"I never really agreed to this..." said Zed.
"Shut up, Zed," said Lord. "Christ, we're gonna die..."
"No, we won't..." said Lei. "I think..."
"Luckily, I'm a genius in random bullshit," said Joseph.
Meanwhile, in PewDiePie's lair, Kariel goes on to try and hack into Rasputin's computer...
"C'mon..." said Felix, whispering.
Suddenly, The Jazz Fusion is landed by Mark.
"Invincible!?" asked some people.
"Josuke and the Jazz Fusion!?" asked others.
"Spongebob! Spongebob!"
"Isn't that Laserheart!?"
Josuke, Finn, Jake, Spongebob, Patrick, Laserheart, The Smooch, and Invincible all stayed standing in front of the Disciples.
"Took you guys long enough," said Jedan.
"Hey," said Josuke. "We're here! Who're we fighting?"
Suddenly, giant Imperial Light Cruisers loomed in the sky.
"Guys...?" asked Celine. "Who the hell are those...?"
"It's Disney..." said Josuke, with eyes widened.
From a dock stood a small mouse. It's Mickey, who wore a hooded cloak over his head.
Next to him are Springtrap, Kingpin, and Al Cado all standing next to Mickey.
"Now, I OWN Nicokado Avocado!" sneered Mickey. "Soon... I WILL OWN EVERYTHING!!! EVEN FANFICTION ITSELF!!!"
The Jazz Fusion and the Disciples gasped.
"READY YOUR STATIONS!!!" yelled Jedan, as the army prepared Tao Mandalas.
The Cruiser began to land before the group.
But... It stops right in front of a forcefield.
"Let us through, Spongebob!" yelled Mickey.
"That's not up to me, you little Barnacle-headed Mousetrap!" yelled Spongebob.
"THEN, WHO'S IN CHARGE!?"
"I am! After you killed Miguel Ibarra!" yelled Jedan.
"What...!?" whispered Josuke. "Where is he...!?"
"We don't know," whispered Jedan.
"Ah... I've used the Force and sensed a disturbance in your soul... You don't know where Miguel Ibarra is...Lemme tell ya where he is! WE DESTROYED HIS ROOM AND KILLED HIM!!!"
Anne, who is at home, covers her mouth. "Shit..."
Gabby squints her eyes.
"Now, he respawned somewhere out there in a random Multiverse... NEVER TO RETURN!!! Haha! HOOOOTDOG!!!"
The crowd angrily stared at Mickey.
"YOU'VE OPPRESSED US LONG ENOUGH!!! NOW, FACE THE WRATH OF NEW ISRAEL!!!"
"Y'know this would be so much easier for them if they just stuck with Old Israel," whispered Bane.
"Shush...!" shushed Springtrap.
"We're here to stop you! I am Jedan Ligera, the lead Disciple and Sorcerer Supreme of Earth-777."
"I am Mickey Mouse. AKA Darth Rodent. The Sith Lord of the Disney Empire. I have a contract with Rasputin to serve him without being technically part of the war as long as I escape alive."
"What!?" asked Josuke. "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!"
"It's just business, Squarepants.FIRE THE DEATH STAR!!!"
A giant ball in the sky shoots a small laser to try and break through the Tao Mandala Forcefield structure protecting the New Israel.
Rasputin smiles as he stayed on the ship where Mickey is, looking below. "When Higashikata dies, I will host his very own funeral. He's the one we should look out for... So, I'll fight him.Mickey... I need you to use the Force to hypnotize the weakest sorcerer to break the forcefield in San Annalisa."
"So... Do what Scarlet Witch does...?" asked Mickey.
"Y-... Yes..."
Mickey puts his two fingers on his head.
He enters the mind of one Sorcerer. "I'm GONNA SEXUALLY ASSAULT YOU SANDWICH!!!"
"OH, SHIT!!!" he yelled, as he ran away out of fear.
The forcefield is broken as the Imperial Cruiser begins pushing into the forcefield.
"THE CIRCLE IS BROKEN!!!" yelled Celine.
"Joseph!?" asked Jedan.
Joseph sees that Mickey's Stormtroopers manage to enter the forcefield.
Joseph charges as he takes out tiny buttons that turn into Arc Reactors. "GO, RANDOM BULLSHIT!!!"
He tosses several Arc Reactors at the chests of the Stormtroopers as they gain EndoSym Iron Man armors and suit up, as they are forcefully brought into prison, entering portals into Maharlican territory.
"OH NO!!!" yelled Mickey. "It's a trap! Springtrap! START DESTROYING SOME ARMORS!!!"
Springtrap hisses and drops down, proceeding to fly into the forcefield.
"We better win this, or the deal's off... Mouse..." said Kingpin.
"I WILL OWN MARVEL AND DC AGAIN, NO MATTER WHAT, BALDY!!!" yelled Mickey.
Several Ugandan Knuckles prepare their spears and charge at the Stormtroopers and throw Arc Reactors at them. "*CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK!!!* PRAISE THE QUEEN!!!"
"Oh, fuck me..." said Mickey. "THEY HAVE MEMES!!! EXECUTE ORDER ARTICLE 13!!!"
Several EU flags drop to the Ugandan Knuckles as they are erased from existence.
The Jazz Fusion stood out in horror.
Mark's eyes widen as he sees so many Sorcerers get obliterated by Stormtroopers.
He gets flashes of the train crashing into him. He feels like vomiting and is trembling right now.
Josuke grabs Mark's shoulder. "Are you okay...?"
"Just... everything's making me remember my Dad..." said Mark, trying to grab his face.
"Everything's making me remember about someone, too..."
*helicopter noises...*
*hissing...*
"But..." said Josuke. "We have to focus right now, okay...? We have to help people right now..."
Mark smiles for a second, but his smile disappears. "LOOK OUT!!!"
A Stormtrooper is about to shoot Josuke in the back of the head.
Mark tosses an Arc Reactor into the Stormtrooper's face, as he gains armor and flies away. "WHOA-!!!"
"Are you okay?" asked Mark.
Josuke facepalms. "Yeah... Just... wishing I kinda still had half my powers right now..."
The Jazz Fusion looks at each other.
"JAZZ FUSION!!! GO!!!" yelled Josuke.
They charge along with the Disciples, tossing Arc Reactors everywhere.
Meanwhile, Springtrap is in the sky ripping out the EndoSym Armors. "Sir... The Armor is made of an unknown metal.Its biology is similar to the Symbiote Klyntars."
"THEN USE YOUR WATCH!!!"
"Right..." Springtrap activates his watch which causes a ringing sound that begins melting Tony's armors.
"Hahahahahahahaha!!!" Mickey cackled psychotically. "Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"
"EMERALD SPLASH!!!" yelled Jedan.
Celine's Aerosmith Colony deploys several Arc Reactors at the Stormtroopers.
Zed just kept on tossing Arc Reactors.
Yang kept on using his insects to attack Stormtroopers and place Arc Reactors at them.
Lord used Crazy Diamond to place Arc Reactors on their chests.
Lei used Dark Blue Moon to place Arc Reactors on their chests.
Jessica used Gold Chariot to place Arc Reactors on their chests.
Meanwhile, the Jazz Fusion stayed in the front lines to beat up the Stormtroopers.
Darwin transformed into different beasts: A pterodactyl, a lion, a black panther, an eagle, a unicorn, a rhino, and an elephant to go around and toss the Arc Reactors on their chests.
Gumball, as Laserheart, tossed Spin-Imbued Arc Reactors on their chests to control their movements.
Patrick goes on to throw Arc Reactors at their chests in his giant form.
Spongebob goes on to blow Arc Reactors with his Bubbles.
Jake easily did this by using his hands like several tentacles.
Finn helped Jake direct while riding his back.
Josuke and Mark went around beating up Stormtroopers who would get close to the city's border along with the Sorcerers.
Meanwhile, the Ugandan Knuckles are successfully placing Arc Reactors on the main battlefield.
Literally, none of the New Israelite soldiers are killing anyone.
"Damn it!" yelled Mickey. "KEEP FIRING!!!"
*shoo...!!!*
Meanwhile, Bruce, in his Batsuit, finishes defeating all the Stormtroopers on the ship and imprisoning them.
Bruce then drops the ship down the beach as he jumps into his Batwing, proceeding to fly away at great speed.
Tony appears next to him with Peter. "Hey, Bruce!" smiled Tony.
Bruce squints his eyes. "What...?"
"Just wanted to say that everyone's doing a good job!" smiled Tony.
"Uh-huh..."
"Keep disassembling the ships while Peter and I disassemble the Death Star!"
Peter activates his Iron Spider suit. "See ya, Mr. Wayne!"
*SHOO!!!*
Bruce squints his eyes and bows his head. "Tch-..."
He flies to the nearest Troop Transports and enters it to defeat the Stormtroopers inside.
Suddenly, the shield finally falters and the ships begin entering.
"UGANDAN KNUCKLES!!! FALL BACK AND PROTECT THE CITY!!!" yelled Jedan. "SORCERERS OF THE SAN DIEGO BORDER!!! PROTECT SAN DIEGO!!!"
"HA!!!" yelled the Sorcerers of the border.
Meanwhile, the Stormtroopers enter the city and begin killing several Sorcerers and Sorceresses.
"DAMN IT!!!" yelled Jedan.
The Jazz Fusion looks up at the Imperial Light Cruiser where Mickey is on.
"Mark..." said Josuke. "Let's get to that ship..."
Mark nods and grabs Josuke, as they go up to the ship.
Josuke and Mark enter a window in the Cruiser and land in secret. Suddenly, Spongebob pops out of Josuke's shirt pocket.
"Spongebob!?" asked Josuke.
"Bahahahah! Hey!"
"Looks like we're all here," said Tony, behind Josuke and Mark.
The trio shriek out of fear. "AH!!!"
"Hey, everyone!" smiled Peter.
"Let's split up," said Tony. "We can capture Rasputin in his throne room. Then, Peter and I could capture Bane and Kingpin."
"Sir!" yelled a soldier. "Springtrap is disassembling our suits!"
"Deploy Weapon F," said Tony. "C'mon... Let's go..."
Meanwhile, outside... as Springtrap tears out the stormtrooper's armors, he gets punched in the face... by...
"You..." said Springtrap.
"Hey, Superstar," said Glamrock Freddy, as he opens his palm and shoots at Springtrap's face with his repulsor cannon.
*pchoo...*
*PEW!!!*
"RAUGH!!!" shrieked Springtrap, as he is shot away.
Meanwhile...
Josuke and Mark walk around the halls seeing that no one is around.
"Something feels... off..." said Josuke.
"Josuke," said Mark. "Y'know I always looked up to you, right?"
"Wait, really?"
"Back in the forest, I went to a convenience store nearby to watch the news. And I saw you fight off Toffee. When I was a kid, I only ever liked my father. But then I saw you... Actually fighting for the survival of an entire city of good people and to stop some evil piece of shit. That's why I considered joining you."
"You... really find me that cool...?"
"Well... yeah!" smiled Mark. "You're actually the reason why I decided to keep going... After what happened with A-... My ex... She was... not a good person..."
"What makes you think I'm so special... anyway...?" Josuke bows his head.
"Are you kidding me!? Everyone likes you! After that event, everyone was talking about you!"
"Really...?"
"Dude... You lost your Stand and you kept going... You lost practically a huge part of who you are... and you still kept being a Superhero. That takes balls, dude...You led an entire group of Superheroes to save a city that never cared about you! It kinda... reminded me of what my Dad used to be... Before..."
"Yeah..." said Josuke, smiling. "Thanks...Listen...It took me ten years to grow up, Mark. Don't let ANYTHING hold you back... I could've written hundreds of books, painted hundreds of paintings, and studied hundreds of articles in these ten years... And... I didn't get to do any of that. I failed... the closest person I ever had to a father, essentially."
"Good to hear you have a Dad..." said Mark.
"Hey... if you won't do it for your Dad... Do it for the other people you care about..."
Mark smiles. "I have a couple of people that I still care about..."
"Good... Think of those people... Those good people... every time you fight in battle..."
"Do you have anyone...?"
"No... But... I have a kid..."
"Oh... Sorry..."
"No... She isn't dead... She's just... We're... weird right now..."
"Oh...! Well... I hope you fix whatever happened!"
"That'd be hard... She helped a supervillain try to kill me," smiled Josuke.
"Oh... One of those situations..."
"Yeah..."
"I still think you're a cool dude."
"Thanks. And I, you."
Josuke and Mark entered the throne room with ease.
"C'mon!" yelled Mark.
"Mark..." said Josuke. "Wait..."
"What...?"
"Something feels off..."
"You've been saying that this whole time. I thought you didn't have your probability powers..." said Mark.
"Well, well... If it isn't The Aswang Prince and Invincible..." Rasputin walks into the room.
"Rasputin Romanov..." Josuke clenches his fists.
"Welcome! Both of you!"
"You wanted us to be here... Didn't you...?"
"You're realizing just now!? OF COURSE, I DID!!! Unless... You're beginning to sense things again... Perhaps...?"
"What do you want...?" asked Josuke.
"I get both of you, you know...Mark Grayson. Bullied in school. Treated like practically a nobody. Wanting to be so much like his father only to be disappointed... Horrifically disappointed. And worst of all, he was recently gaslighted into a relationship he never wanted to be in...I understand why you recruited him... Josuke..."
Josuke squints his eyes.
"Josuke... I can sense the anger in you... The instinct to just woge and bite my throat... The rage... You never had a family... A true family... and the people you thought were your family who used you to keep up their image practically abandoned you...Alone... Truly alone because of that wretched Stand of yours... Good thing Toffee destroyed it. Because I learned about you... I learned about how broken you really are...An Aswang Black-Eyes and a Viltrumite. A pairing that actually makes sense...I'm sure you two will soon become good friends in the future.If you still are friends... that is..."
"What...?" asked Josuke.
"Josuke... I can teach you... the art of-..."
"No, no... Don't do that bullshirt to me."
"What...?"
"I don't even want to join you!"
"Really...? Even though I know how to cure your daughter...?"
Josuke's eyes widen.
"You don't want her to be bullied and ignored for what she is as well... right...? Josuke Higashikata..."
"Josuke..." said Mark. "Don't listen to this guy... Let's just capture him and go."
"I feel it... The greatest weakness of any soldier...Love...You know... I can also bring back your powers... Counting what I am..." He brings out red wings from his back.
"Nephilim..." whispered Josuke.
"Yes... Aswang Prince..." said Rasputin. "Yes... I feel it... The conflict in your heart... 'Should I arrest this guy...? Or should I leave him be...?'"
Mark senses conflict as well.
"I could also fix your father... Bring him to our side... Invincible..."
"Jesus fucking Christ, are we doing a Star Wars?" asked Mark.
"Have you...?" asked Josuke. "Have you seriously not noticed this entire time?"
Meanwhile...
Spongebob steps behind Mickey.
"Well, well..." said Mickey.
"Hello, there," said Spongebob.
"General Spongebob," said Mickey, turning around.
Mickey takes out his lightsaber and slashes it at Spongebob, who jumps up on bubbles and blocks the lightsaber with his lightspatula.
Mickey then force chokes Spongebob and tosses him away with ease.
Spongebob blows a bubble behind him as he bounces back.
"The bubbles from your pores are no match for my skill set."
"It is you who should be afraid, Rodent."
*vrung!!!*
*KSH!!!*
Meanwhile...
Peter and Tony stood behind Kingpin and Bane.
"Okay... Mr. Stark... First, we-..."
Tony enters the room. "Hey, guys!"
"What the hell...!?" asked Kingpin, turning around.
"Iron Man...?" asked Bane.
"Hey! I have a present for you... It's a knuckle sandwich."
*Pchoo!*
*CLANG!!!*
Tony punches Kingpin's face.
Annoyed, Kingpin tries tackling Tony but bounces to the wall and to the ground.
Bane picks Tony up, drops Tony, and knee kicks his back.
*CRACK!!!*
"OOH!!!" shrieked Bane, as he drops to the ground.
Tony then punches Bane in the face, knocking him out.
Kingpin then charges at Tony, who punches him in the face with a rocket fist once. Kingpin drops to the ground, knocked out.
"Well..." said Peter. "That was easy..."
Peter places an Arc Reactor on each person and made them fly away.
"Okay..." Peter and Tony brofist.
"Shit..." said Tony.
"What...?" asked Peter.
"There's another Weapon we didn't know about..."
Meanwhile...
Bruce lands inside of the ship to sneak around and find Peter and Tony.
*strange breathing similar to a scuba diver's*
"Warning..." said Bruce's earpiece. "Force-User nearby. Warning... Force-User nearby."
Bruce slowly turns around and stared at the dark corridor.
Suddenly, a red lightsaber activates.
"What the hell...?" asked Bruce.
Meanwhile...
"YES!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!! HAHA!!! I REBOOTED... STAR WARS!!!" cackled Mickey.
Spongebob knelt down in pain. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!!!"
Meanwhile...
Before him, stood...
Meanwhile...
"Holy shit! Mr. Stark! That sounds like-!!!"
Meanwhile...
Darth Vader.
Bruce backs away as Darth Vader slowly gets closer. "'Puter. Activate Force-Protection Iron Knight Mode Suit."
Bruce's Batsuit is then covered by the Iron Knight's suit.
Darth Vader tries force choking Bruce, but something protects his neck.
"Clever... You have found Beskar somehow..."
"Yeah. Because I'm Batman."
"That you are..."
"I thought you were dead..."
"I'm what they call a variant..." said Darth Vader, pacing around Bruce. "I was recruited by Darth Rodent... I am from the Disney Multiverse... The same place where Earth-616 is. My Galaxy is designated as Milky Way-SW-11715. So... This is Milky Way-Grimm. How... interesting..."
Bruce squints his eyes. "You're not here to work for Rasputin... are you...?"
"A clever one," said Darth Vader.
"Who are you really working for...?" Bruce squints his eyes.
Meanwhile...
Tony smirks.
"What's wrong, Mr. Stark?" asked Peter.
"Uh! Oh! Just... I, dunno... Lip cramps.."
"'Lip cramps...?'"
"Yeah...Just trying to see if this will go perfectly..." he whispered with a sinister voice.
Meanwhile...
"Well... Whatever the hell the reason you're here... I'll kick your ass."
"Really...? You wish to try and stop me...?" asked Darth Vader.
"Yeah... Because I'm guessing that this war has another reason to exist... Because apparently, Toffee's event was used by Rasputin to give him an advantage in this battle... And now this battle is being taken advantage of by someone else..."
"Clever...But... Sadly, you will die before you find out, Batman."
"As cool as this shit is... I'm still beating the shit out of you."
Suddenly, Darth Vader then Force Pushes Bruce away, who activates clamps to stay on the ground.
Bruce then charges and shoots a rope to tie Darth Vader.
Darth Vader simply grabs the rope, pulls Bruce in, and punches Bruce in the face as he crashes into the wall.
Bruce stands up and charges again, tossing his Shattered Stars at Darth repeatedly.
Darth Vader stops each repulsor beam in midair as he began walking toward Bruce.
Bruce morphs out a Nanotech blade and tries stabbing Vader in the arm, but he pushes Bruce away with ease.
"You're strong..." said Bruce.
"I can't say the same for you..."
Bruce smiles. "Bad idea to just keep those floating around."
Note: Y'know... Like from :( to :|.
*boom!!! boom!!! boom!!! boom!!!*
"GAH!!!"
Bruce hides in the shadows of the smoke.
Darth Vader simply sways his lightsaber and all the smoke disappears.
Darth Vader looks from left to right.
Suddenly, Bruce charges at Vader the moment he turned to him.
Vader tries cutting through Bruce's armor, but Bruce simply kept on punching Vader's face.
Bruce then activates a retractable light blade that he attacks with Vader.
*PEW!!! PEW PEW!!! PEW!!!*
Bruce spins around, trying to cut off Vader's limbs, but Vader simply hammers his lightsaber, though gracefully, and tries to go for Bruce's neck and face.
Bruce then grabs Vader's chest, but Vader kicks him down and points his saber at his neck.
"Your mind is quite impressive. I can't seem to enter it."
"Yeah... I've beaten the shit out of telepaths before. You're just a needle in this path of thorns."
"But a needle can still seep into your flesh... Especially when you start thinking about it...Oh...! You're angry right now... And envious as well...Ah...Your son...Or, at least... the one you view as your son...You see him as a strong warrior... Capable... Yet... irresponsible..."
Meanwhile, Peter listens to this up there through his earpiece...
"You find him..." said Vader. "Unworthy... Don't you...?"
"I can never be more proud."
"You know... I understand him. I know what it's like to be let down by the people you look up to... Especially when they have absolutely NO RESPECT FOR YOU!!!You just never... pay attention... to what he slowly became..."
"You sure you weren't the one not paying attention?" asked Bruce.
Suddenly, Darth Vader looks down to see that he has an Arc Reactor on his chest. "Clever..."
He then gains armor and enters a portal...
Bruce squints his eyes. "Something's off..."
Peter's goggles dilate. "Something's off..."
Meanwhile...
Spongebob knocked out Mickey. "Something's off..."
Meanwhile...
Josuke gulps. "Wait a minute..." said Josuke. "Where's Miguel...?"
Rasputin smiles. "I thought you'd never ask..." Rasputin opens up a device with his watch revealing Miguel Ibarra who is chained to a bed.
Miguel, dehydrated and still bleeding, trembled in pain on the bed in a crucifix position. He is connected to wirings next to a satellite.
"MIGUEL!!!" yelled Josuke.
"Vat of Acid... DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT I'D FALL FOR THAT!? I WATCH THE NEWS, ASSHOLE!!! I AM NOT A FUCKING DIPSHIT!!!"
Miguel turns to Josuke, weakly. "H-Help... Please..."
"LET HIM GO!!!"
"Or what...?" asked Rasputin. "Hahahahahaha!"
"Holy shit..." said Josuke. "You're a freaking monster..."
"What...!?" asked Mark.
"With his energy, he could wipe this whole country off the face of this planet."
"WHAT!?" asked Mark. "Where'd you get that idea!?"
"The Death Star up there..." Josuke points up out the window. "Do you know what that thing is for!?"
Mark's eyes widen. "You're a fucking monster."
"Genociding the Filipinos wasn't really an original idea... But... Yeah! Pretty much! I'm blowing up this whole country and the blood will be on Ibarra's hands."
"What the hell is wrong with you!? These are good innocent people!"
"These people ruined that man's life!" Rasputin points at Miguel. "They're just tools for my good people's success!"
"But... didn't your people bully you, too!?" asked Josuke.
"Yeah... And I killed them."
"What about the innocent people you're about to kill!?" asked Mark.
Rasputin sighs. "Sometimes... We have to do things that are quite painful for ourselves... just for the better of the rest of the world. Call the Philippines a... sacrificial lamb of sorts..."
"This isn't how it works!"
"What...!? They did it with this loser! Why can't I do it with them as well!? When they do it, they get forgiven and when I do it, I'm the supervillain!? What's wrong with all of you!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"But there are children here! Pregnant women! Families!"
"Oh, please! When I was suffering, no one batted an eye for me! Do you think I CARE ABOUT THEM AS WELL!?"
"AND THERE IT IS!!!" yelled Josuke. "SELFISHNESS!!! ALL YOU CARE ABOUT AND COMPLAIN ABOUT IS-...!!! Your... self... Without... thinking about other people..."
Miguel subtly looks down.
"See!? YOU DO IT, TOO!!! You've taken advantage of your little friends-!"
"But we got better!" yelled Josuke. "We... Worked on our relationship and ourselves! You just stayed bitter and stayed in the darkness! You kept freaking dwelling in such a masochistic way that you became what is essentially a toxic person! You became a toxic person who can never move on!"
Miguel is in pain now... Not just physically...
"You are so bitter... So... PATHETIC!!! So, filled with rage! I don't get it! Was this who I was!? Because it's pretty pathetic, dude!"
Rasputin paused and stared at Josuke. "I'm a machine, Josuke..."
Josuke's eyes widen as he turns to Miguel, who is sobbing in silence.
"It isn't fun... This was never fun... Being this person who was shaped into the world's biggest force of destruction..."
"But..." said Josuke. "You have a family, right?"
"My family.. never loved me...But, you get it, right, Josuke...? Being born as a force of nature...? You get it, right...? A weapon... A device... an... Object... An animal...Now... In case Miguel escapes... and to kill both of you..."Rasputin presses a button. "May I present to you..."
A non-barred cage with wheels appears from a door and it approaches them.
Rasputin waves and opens a portal away. "Right... the Shield the Batman invented... Well..." Rasputin walks away. "I'll just hitch a ride, then. Seeya in Hell's Las Vegas, bitches!!! Hohohohohoho!!!" Rasputin walks away with sunglasses on.
*CLANG!!! CLANG!!! CLANG!!!*
Mark prepares his fists. "Shit... What kind of creature is it...!?"
"Not a creature..." said Josuke. "A... man...! I... think..."
The door opens...
"All according to plan, I believe!" yelled the British man inside.
He walks out of the cage, revealing a white long-sleeved polo, rainbow-colored suspenders, and pink underwear. He looks exactly like Markiplier and has a pink mustache.
Josuke backs away, but Mark stood still.
"What...?" asked Mark. "That's the guy I've been hearing about in the news lately. He also kinda looks like me..."
Josuke backs away. "Mark... That guy is a popular character in the Markiplier-Verse..."
"The what-verse...?" asked Mark.
"He's your... uh... variant... And so is that guy..."
"Who is he...? Fill me in, dude..."
"He is a dangerous reality warper from a strange Multiverse probably from the Z-Quadrant. That's..."
"Oh! Hello, there! Didn't see you, there!" smiled the creepy man.
A mysterious bug lands on the ground, and he shoots it immediately with his gun.
"Wilford 'Motherlovin'' Warfstache."
"'Motherlovin''...?" asked Mark, confused.
A bug lands on Josuke's face, but Killer Queen catches it.
"Ooh!" smiled Wilford. Every time he talks, his jaw bends left and right. "Now, now!" he yelled Britishly. "I'll take care of it..." he said, creepily.