447. He's Here ~Jazzy Oddities Part V~

"Here..." said Rat King, tossing the Warp Device into Gabrielle's hand.

"Wait, you're really just gonna give me this...!?" asked Gabrielle. "No pay!?"

"Well, duh... These things are costly, but I'm not looking for any money right now... Now, leave..."

Later...

"Hey, guys!" Gabrielle slams the door open, but the door falls flat on the ground. "Oops! Sorry, po! I'll pay for that!BUT LLLLOOK!!!"

The Jazz Fusion, Mercuria, Yurielle, Irene, and Shizuka all turn to Gabrielle, except for Narcos.

Gabrielle points to a Warp Device. 

"What is that?" asked Gumball. "If it's a new remote, give it."

"It's a Warp Device, you ding dong! We can finally search for the Entity using this thing's Sanchez Particles!"

"Yay!" smiled Narcos. "Ooh! This is a Swiss Military Uniform Coat Button!" He sniffs it. "Pure stainless steel!"

"Why is everyone ignoring me!?" asked Gabrielle.

"What!? We aren't! We're all paying attention to you," said Josuke.

Patrick farts on a candle and makes it burst like a flamethrower. He giggles.

Josuke's Killer Queen punches Patrick.

"Yeah!" yelled Patrick. "All of us!"

"Well, Narcos, isn't paying attention!Psst! Hoy!"

Narcos turns away.

"NARCY!!! NARC-NARC!!! CUM-CUP!!!"

"That last one was weird and personal..." said Finn.

"What's wrong...?" Gabrielle asked adorably with puppy eyes.

"Nope!" Narcos looks away.

"AYEEE!!!" laughed Josuke, Shizuka, Yurielle, Mercuria, and Irene. "LOVERS' QUARREL!!!"

"Shut... It! We never fight! Except for that one time!Right, Narcos!?" asked Gabrielle.

Narcos looks away.

"Oh, come on, Narcos," said Darwin. "Talk to her."

"No," said Narcos.

"Trust me, Narcos," said Mark. "Talking works."

Narcos sighs. "Alright... You haven't been doing... anything... for Mika."

Gabrielle is annoyed by this. "What...!?"

"Gabrielle... I'm the one feeding her... burping her... getting her to sleep... changing her diapers... and playing with her..."

"What!? Narcos, I've been doing stuff!"

"No... In your free time, you play Minecraft. You said we were in this together."

Earlier...

"OH, GOD!!! THERE'S A CREEPER UP MY ASS!!!" Gabrielle's character runs away.

She has three screens before her and several keyboards and a Gaming Mouse with PewDiePie Headphones. And that chair that you can turn into a recliner or whatever.

"Ugh...!" Narcos facepalmed, with Mikaela in his arm.

Now...

"Ugh! I don't need to hear this!" yelled Gabrielle, walking away.

"Gabrielle... You gotta start taking responsibility," said Narcos. "You've done countless bad decisions... and you can't keep escaping the consequences... You don't study... research... read about the history... You don't even watch the news anymore..."

"Because everyone is saying bad things about me! And, what? Is Mika a 'bad decision!?'"

"No! I'm just saying that you need to take responsibility for your actions!"

Gabrielle rolls her eyes and walks away.

"Where are you going!? You can't go out at night! Every time you go out there alone-!!!"

"Bye," Gabrielle flies away as a shockwave occurs.

"-... An enemy Stand-User attacks you..." said Narcos. Narcos facepalms. "Ugh..."

Narcos picks up the Warp Device she dropped on the ground.

Later...

Gabrielle skips rocks at the lake.

She keeps her knees to her chest, sighing. "I'm responsible! And I don't make bad decisions! I'm just... Ugh...!Wait..."

Gabrielle checks her pockets.

"Shit! I dropped it at home!Or... on the way here...No... it must be at home... I felt lighter getting here..."

Gabrielle sighs, staring at the stars like her father once did. "What would you do...?Huh...?"

She sees some sort of meteor flying toward her while she sat in the forest.

Gabrielle takes out Stone Free. "What the-!?" She sniffs the air. "Smells like Mark..."

Suddenly, the "meteor" stops right in front of her.

It's...

"Who are you supposed to be...?" asked Gabrielle.

Omni-Man stood before her, floating midair.

He gives a welcoming smile.

Gabrielle gasps, backing away. "You! You're! You're...!!!"

Omni-Man clenches his fists, subtly.

"You're a Kryptonian!" yelled Gabrielle.

"What...?" asked Omni-Man.

"Uh... Saiyan...? Asgardian...? Do you have Heat Vision? Uh... Are you an Olympian? Ennead? Uh..."

"What are you doing?"

She snaps her fingers. "Of course! You're a Fortisite!"

"You are way off. I'm a Viltrumite."

"Right! Uh... Never heard of you... Haha!"

"Wait, you seriously don't know who I am?"

"Uh... No... I don't know any Superheroes that I didn't grow up with! Haha! Who are you? Over-The-Head-Man?Get it? Haha!Because you have an 'O'!"

"Uh... huh..."

"So... What do you want...? Random Alien...?"

Omni-Man has an idea. "Oh! Uh...! Heheh... I uh... I want to warn you about an upcoming invasion!"

"Uh... huh..." said Gabrielle. "Hard to tell if you're lying because of that straight face of yours. And it's as if you aren't releasing any pheromones for me to sniff out. You're kinda like Mark!" she smiled. "Oh! Right! He's a Viltrumite!Are you related to-?Nah... That's racist!"

"Uh... huh..." Omni-Man is weirded out.

"I'll go call Rick and tell them-!!!"

"NO!!!"

Gabrielle is weirded out. "Okay...? Heheh! Why?"

"No! It's just that... You're kind of an important player to the team, y'know?"

"What do you mean...?"

"You're a Messiah, right?"

"No...?"

"Really? You don't know?There once was a Viltrumite legend about a girl who could turn herself into strings and use Golden Spin. She will grow to become a protector of my people!"

"Really? Wow!" smiled Gabrielle.

"Yes. So, now, come with me, Gabrielle JoJo."

Gabrielle frowns. "I didn't tell you my name."

"Yeah! The legend says that-!"

"And... I heard from Mark that Viltrumites had similarities to Saiyans... and that he fought his Dad who tried to invade your planet."

"Yes. I am a traitor, Gabrielle JoJo. A rebel."

"Uh-huh... So... Technically, according to your so-called prophecy, I'm supposed to be your enemy...?"

Omni-Man sighs. "Bill said that you were naive... He truly underestimated you..."

"What!?" asked Gabrielle, as Omni-Man grabs her by the neck.

Gabrielle activates Golden Spin, but he easily punched her to the ground. Knocked out, she deactivates it. Blood gushes out of her nose, which got broken by his punch. It was so mangled that it took her a whole minute to regenerate the nose.

She tries to stand up, but Omni-Man grabs her by the neck.

"To think that I'd find you out here all alone... It was a terrible decision to just fly out here alone... Unattended... Especially if you're Bill's top one target..."

"I am?" she smiled, but she coughs out blood. Gabrielle squirms to free herself.

"Stop squirming, Gabrielle JoJo..."

"You're him... aren't you...?Mark's Dad...Omni-Man..."

"Someone didn't do her research."

"Yeah... Yep...Ugh...I swear to God if this is where my first kidnapping running gag begins-..."

Omni-Man flies away, carrying Gabrielle.

"LET GO OF ME!!!" yelled Gabrielle.

Omni-Man rolls his eyes and proceeds to scrape her face into the ground. Because she didn't activate Golden Spin, Gabrielle's face splatters and she loses half of her face.

Gabrielle sobs as blood and brains fall out of her head.

"Relax... You can regenerate that...I think..."

Omni-Man then reaches... an unknown warehouse.

He drops Gabrielle to the ground...

Five minutes... later...

*GASP!!!*

Gabrielle wakes up, seeing that she's tied up to a sloping board upside-down. "Why... is it always the warehouses...?"

She observes her surroundings. She's in some sort of freezer.

"I told you that she'll live," said Omni-Man, with crossed arms.

"Heh..." Stefan sneered, with crossed arms. "Good... Though... That worries me..."

Superior Iron Man and Superior Spider-Man are there, too.

"Does... Afton... have the girl...?" asked a man with a white suit with glitchy blue and red energies around his body.

"Yes," said Omni-Man. "As long as the Viltrumite Empire will attain these worlds, we are in full support of you." 

"Excellent," said the man. He has a cane. A beautiful cane. It was fine Mahogany with a diamond handle. He walks toward Gabrielle, menacingly.

He leans to see Gabrielle.

"Hello, there..." said the man, who looks exactly like Mark Grayson (Earth-Grimm) and Mark Fischbach (Earth-777).

"General Kenobi?" she smiled, nervously. "Who... are you...?"

"I don't know, Kazoo Kid. I don't know..." He sighs. "Waterboard her."

"Wait!? WHOA!!! WHOA!!! WHAT!?!? I don't have it!" yelled Gabrielle.

"I saw you buy it from that Hobo. Now, where IS IT!?" his voice echoed in the cosmos.

Reality glitched by his words.

"Yeah!? Well, I dropped it! And I'm glad I did! Because fuck you, evil... Mark...?"

The man nods. Superior Iron Man puts a sheet over her face.

"Wait!" yelled Gabrielle.

Superior Spider-Man pours ice-cold water over the sheet.

Gabrielle gives out muffled screams of horror.

"She's gonna need therapy after this," smirked Superior Iron Man.

Stefan shakes his head.

"What!? It was funny!" he yelled.

Superior Spider-Man takes off the sheet.

"Oh my God!" she yelled. "Oh, fuck..." She spits out blood. She shivers in fear.

"Where is the Warp Device...?" asked the man. "Ah, yes... We haven't formally introduced ourselves to each other. Dark Iplier."

"Yeah... I agree. I'm the person who's gonna fucking kill you."

Darkiplier nods to Superior Spider-Man.

They put the sheet back on.

"NO!!! WAIT!!!"

They pour the ice-cold water.

"MMMM!!! MMMMMMM!!! MMMMMMHMHMMM!!!"

They take off the sheet.

"Stop! Please...! Stop...! I beg of you! Please...!" her voice broke.

Darkiplier sighs and punches her in the face over and over again. "Now, the blood will be pouring out... There..."

Gabrielle shakes in pain as they put the sheet over her head.

*SPLASH!!!*

"MMMMM!!!"

"Tell us now..." said Darkiplier, taking off the sheet.

Gabrielle has a seizure.

"Fucking hell..." Darkiplier snaps his fingers as Gabrielle is fully healed.

*GASP!!!* 

She sobs. "Never... I promised my father-..."

Darkiplier nods to Superior Spider-Man.

"WAIT!!!" she sobbed. "I really did drop it! I really did..." Her eyes widen.

Darkiplier observes this. "But now you know where it is... Don't you...?"

Gabrielle stays quiet.

Darkiplier sighs and grabs her by the neck. He then puts his hand over her head and begins whispering.

"Tell me... Where is it...?"

For some reason, Gabrielle gets the feeling that she should tell him.

Not only that, but it felt like a choir of a thousand screams are telling her to say it.

"What... are... you...?" she asked with terror on her face. "Ugh... Oh my God! Get out OF MY FUCKING HEAD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOH MY GOD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" She bobs her head forward and backward. "GET THE FUCK OUT-!!!" She ends up Wahrewoging because of the pain. She shrieks in her Aswang form and ticks her wings. She ends up activating Golden Spin. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!"

"The pain will end if you stop... resisting..." said Darkiplier.

She begins sobbing hysterically.

Suddenly, the ropes begin to break.

"Everyone back away..." said Darkiplier.

She breaks free and bites into Superior Iron Man's neck, through his EndoSym Armor.

Yep... She somehow tore it open.

*SPLAT!!!*

Superior Iron Man gargles blood out of sudden horror as she tears off some flesh out of his neck.

But Darkiplier pulls both her wings. She automatically lets go of Superior Iron Man, who drops to the ground.

Superior Spider-Man catches him and activates the regeneration mode of his Arc Reactor.

Stefan and Omni-Man try to pin her down.

Gabrielle, now in a feral state, flails her claws around and even scratches Omni-Man's face, causing it to bleed.

Annoyed, Omni-Man blasts a punch at her, but his punch didn't do anything.

"What the HELL!?" asked Omni-Man.

Gabrielle had activated Ultra Spin.

Wait, she did.

Yeah... I just said so.

*whistle!*

A whistling noise occurred as Omni-Man has his face splattered with blood by her punch.

Omni-Man drops to the ground with a bleeding and mangled face.

Stefan, who is unaffected by her scratches, uses Rock Bottom to knock her out, easily.

*POW!!!*

*SPLAT!!!*

Gabrielle drops to the ground, knocked out.

Stefan gulps in fear. "She's getting stronger..."

"I know..." said Darkiplier.

"I didn't expect..." said Stefan. "I didn't expect her to get this strong... Capable of knocking out Omni-Man with a single strike..."

"Don't be a fool," said Darkiplier. "It's just because she was at a state where she was provoked enough... She was absolutely feral at that moment... A beast who would attack anyone who gets in her way. She's dangerous, as Bill said...She could even kill Bill.We could kill her now... But Bill said that wasn't part of his deal with her..."

"Now, what?" asked Stefan. "We lock this thing in here? They'll send an army for us. She may be hated by many, but she has family powerful enough to kill us...Especially Wayne and that fuckshit Giorno..."

"Let her go... She has no use for us..." said Darkiplier. "We should try a different strategy... The one with her variant..."

Stefan nods and grabs her, flying out of the roof.

"Maybe torturing her wasn't such a good idea," said Darkiplier.

"You said it..." gargled Superior Iron Man.

"Yeah..." said Darkiplier. "Indeed..."

Later...

*knock, knock, knock...*

Narcos opens the door. "Oh my God!" 

Gabrielle is on the ground, still regenerating from her wounds and bruises.

Narcos checks to see if Gabrielle is okay. "Gabrielle!? This is all my fault..."

The Jazz Fusion grabs Gabrielle and carries her inside.

Later...

"Are you okay...?" asked Narcos.

Gabrielle, who had just woken up, looks at Narcos. "I'm so sorry... I did do bad decisions... I still do... I'm such a fucking idiot!"

"Shush... No... I'm sorry, Gabrielle... You didn't deserve what they did to you... What did they...?"

"They... tortured me..." her voice shook. 

"What!?" Narcos's face slightly woges itself. He angrily growls. 

"They wanted the Warp Device..."

Narcos breathes in and out to calm himself. Narcos sighs. "The one you dropped this morning?"

"Yeah... That one..." she shivered. "I didn't... tell them..."

"That doesn't matter now..." said Narcos, trying to stay calm. "I'll take care of you as long as you're still hurt."

"You were right... I make bad decisions... I'm such a screw-up. I don't deserve to be Miguel JoJo's daughter..."

"But the fact that you didn't tell them means that you're learning, Gabrielle. And that's great!Look... We're both technically kids... And we're still... learning about things and how to do this... So... getting into a fight isn't the end of all this...The fact that you didn't tell them anything to protect us means you matured... And that's a big deal... And I love you for it." He smiled. "I'll always keep you safe. So please, never run away again."

"Ugh... You're such a good boyfriend..."

"Well, yeah!" smiled Narcos. "That's what boyfriends are for! To love and support their girlfriends!"

Gabrielle regenerates completely. "Yeah... And so will I." Gabrielle stands up. "I'll start by changing her diaper."

"No! No, no! You can rest! You were just tortured, you said!"

"Yeah... I'll do it tomorrow." Gabrielle lies back down.

Later...

Narcos punches the table as it breaks, thinking about how Gabrielle was hurt.

"Calm down, dude," said Mark, leaning on the wall while drinking a glass of warm milk.

"Sorry... I just... I should've talked with her properly earlier... And she got hurt because of me. Because I blamed her for not doing enough. I'll find them and kill them for that."

"Yeah... I blame myself for those kinds of situations, too," said Mark. "Even when I'm the one who's right, it hurts to see them get hurt because of how much you blame them. It feels even worse if they do something rash because of it and something bad happens to them."

"How'd you live with it?" asked Narcos.

"Her name is Amber. She uh... wasn't really a good person to me... We got into a fight and she left me...She then got into a relationship where... the dude wasn't really that kind to her... He hurt her..." Mark frowns. "I... blame myself for breaking up with her. If I didn't... She'd be okay."

"But you'd be unhappy," said Narcos.

"Exactly. So... Sometimes when you keep helping other people... sometimes you forget helping yourself."

Narcos nods softly. "Thank you, Invincible."

Mark smiles.

Extra:

"Jake...?" asked Spongebob, staring at Jake who looks out in the window. "You alright, buddy?"

"I shouldn't have eaten the meat, Spongebob..."

"The-...?"

"The Dog Meat...I could hear them...Barking...Screaming...'Jake! Why did you eat us? Why are you a cannibal? You're a dog-eating dog! Hotdog!'"

"Uh..." said Spongebob.

"'I hate you, Jake...'I can never look at hotdogs the same again..."

Spongebob stares at Jake. He smiles. "Haha! Well, see ya tomorrow, Pal!"

Spongebob walks away.

Jake stares in the distance. 

*BARK!!! BARK, BARK!!!*

A dog barked at the street.

"I KNOW!!! FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM SORRY!!!"

*BARK!!!*

"I AM NOT A TRAITOR TO MY KIND!!!"

*BARK!!!*

*BARK!!! BARK!!!*

*BARK!!! BARK!!!*

*BARK!!!*

"Oh, Gob... GUYS!!! BARRICADE THE DOORS!!!HIDE THE DOG MEAT!!!" yelled Jake.