476. Party Crash ~Just a Party Crashing~
"Phew!" smiled Miguel, relieved. "I escaped them!"
Miguel is in the backyard, hiding away.
He senses something which brings him great sadness.
(theme begins...)
*SPLAT!!!*
Mud is thrown at his face.
"You like that fucking shit...?" asked the woman.
"Mrs. Calub... Please..." said Miguel. "I didn't mean to hurt your husband-..."
*SPLAT!!!*
"In front of my fucking daughter..." said Mrs. Calub. "Felt good, huh...? Causing that war... Causing Rasputing to kill innocent people. Huh...?"
*SPLAT!!!*
The mud splatters all over his face.
"I'm sorry..." said Miguel, gulping. "I'm so sorry... Listen... I've made mistakes..."
*SPLAT!!!*
*SPLAT!!!*
*SPLAT!!!*
*SPLAT!!!*
*SPLAT!!!*
Miguel topples to the ground.
She begins kicking him over and over. "You're not a fucking hero! You're not a savior! You're a fucking monster! My daughter nearly killed herself because of you!"
Upon hearing those words, Miguel began to cry.
"You don't deserve to be our King... Our SAVIOR!!!"
She kicks him and he rolls on the ground, shaking.
Miguel just lays there, depressed.
Miguel slowly stands up.
"You're gonna hurt me...? H-Huh...?"
Miguel's eyes widen. "Get the fuck outta here..."
"What did you just say to me...!?"
"GO!!!"
Mrs. Calub gasps, seeing something, and turns around, running away.
Miguel squints his eyes and warps out his sticks. He then tries to strike Kenneth, who stops him mid-strike.
"Hello, Ibarra..." said Kenneth. "I'm here to crash the party..."
"Why...? Lonely out there in your mother's garage...?" asked Miguel.
Kenneth chokes him harder. He checks his fingernails. "No, no... Miguel... They foresaw someone opening a book that was written by some hobo from the past... They need it."
Miguel's eyes widen. "You're not talking about Cipher..."
"Oh... So you know about it..." sneered Kenneth. "It holds a secret, Ibarra... Within its pages... We need it..."
Miguel gulps.
(theme begins at 1:28...)
He activates his forcefield and begins blasting his sticks at Kenneth over and over.
"ORA!!!"
Miguel flips upward and begins kicking Kenneth over and over, who dodges and grabs Miguel with his gravitational pull and thrashes him about...
(2:08)
*crack!*
Miguel drops to the ground, injured.
(theme ends...)
"Thank you for your work, Mrs. Calub," said Kenneth.
"For my daughter..." she said.
Kenneth sighs. "Whatever..." He offers her money. "Get the shit out of here."
Kenneth stomps on Miguel's face. "You like that, Ibarra...? How does it feel to know that there are always gonna be people who will never receive salvation because you made them hate you...?"
Miguel tears up.
"You turned them evil... You turned them against yourself. Hypocritical scum." He kicks Miguel's face, knocking him out. "Be glad we can't harm you..."
Mabel wakes up in the morning.
She brushes her teeth, combs her hair, puts on her clothes, and walks out of the mansion.
What's this...? She's not wearing any pants.
"AH!!!" Mabel covered her panties up as a goat stared at her. "DON'T BE SUCH A FRICKIN' PERVERT, GOMPERS JR.!!!"
"You alright...?" asked Dipper, who isn't wearing his hat.
Mabel walks back outside, now with pants on, as she walks to work at Gravity Falls University.
She sighs out of boredom as the kids in her class throw paint around, especially all over her new sweater, placing stickers all over her sweater.
After school, Mabel walks home with stickers and paint all over her body, even having a paintbrush in her hair.
Mabel walks back home from work, sweating, and fatigued. She then drops to the sofa, face-first.
Mabel sighs, hearing all the computers whirring and beeping. "Yeugh..."
"Uh... Mabel, honey...?" asked Gideon, who is now tall and twenty years old, but still has baby-soft skin. "There's dinner in the fridge. You missed our anniversary, heheh!"
A shadowy humanoid figure stood in front of Mabel.
"I'm ready..." said Mabel. "I'll go find them for you... But what about Dipper...?"
Mabel is then given Dipper's old hat. She looks underneath his hat. She looks inside and sees a note. "What is this...? 'The New Society of the Blind Eye...?' That sounds like a terrible idea... Didn't those guys try to kill us before...?"
The person shakes their head. They then show her what looks like a Memory Gun.
"Oh... Haha! This'll work..." smiled Mabel.
Now...
"Y'know what, Mabel...?" smiled Dipper. "I'm glad you randomly picked out these guys for Rick... They have the potential to be the next generation of the Mystery Crew in Gravity Falls... I was beginning to miss being a kid, again, honestly..."
"Yeah! It's so exciting!" smiled Mabel. "*sigh...* You were right...! Heheh! This is gonna be amazing! Just know that I do get what it's like to want to be a kid again... I just... forgot for some reason... what wanting it felt like... Guess it came back to me... and I'm glad that happened! Trust me...Too bad that my friends are... Well... *sigh...*"
"How'd you even know about the Calamity-Trio! Weren't they classified...?" asked Dipper.
"Conspiracy blog!" she smiled.
"You based your info on Conspiracy Blogs...? Yep. That sounds like you... Or... Me, actually! But the fact that you believed those things at this day and age is pretty much like you."
"Well, Rick did task me to find good people for the team!" smiled Mabel. "For the Weather Reporters who report on the Supernatural...!? Hello!? Obviously, we find the Supernatural!"
Mabel points to Luz, Amity, King, Anne, and Sprig, who all stayed on the balcony with them.
Luz snuggles King. "You were so good today! Hihihi! Eating your Earth Vegetables!"
"GET OFF OF-!!! Eh, what the heck...?" King, originally struggling, just enjoys the hug.
Dipper kept on reading the new book.
"Ugh...! This night was horrible!"
"Nick told you that the girls needed time."
"But why wouldn't they tell me...!? We were friends for twenty... years! This seems so unnatural!" Mabel turns to Amity, who is eyeing Luz and smiling with lowered eyelids.
"Huh...?" asked Amity. "Don't ask me...!"
"Maybe..." said Anne. "Your friend just hated the idea of being outted like that, y'know...? Maybe it's like coming out of the closet or something...?"
"'Coming out...?' Anne, it's 2031. No one thinks like that anymore," said Luz, rolling her eyes.
"I don't know about that," said Sprig. "Your Grunkle Stan, for example... He still hates pugs. Y'know? Those cute dog things in your universe? *whispers...* I think he's trafficking them..."
"What was that!?" asked Stanley in the background. "No, I'm not! Who said that!? I did that allegedly, sir!!! I DID THAT ALLEGEDLY!!!"
"Stanley, please!" yelled Stanford.
"Sorry, Ford! But ever since I got my hearing back, I've been seeing and hearing things..." he whispered. "AH!!! IT'S A JAGERBAR!!!"
"No, Mr. Pines! It's just good ol' me! Soos!" smiled Soos.
"AAAAH!!! KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!"
Dipper sighs. "Ah, well... maybe you shouldn't just ask Nick for advice... Maybe you should ask other Wesen, too..."
"Oh, sure! Who, Dipper!? WHO!?!?"
Mabel turns around and sees Monroe, talking to a couple of old hunting buddies.
"Boop!" smiled Mabel.
"Ow," said Monroe. "Sorry, guys... This looks like work...Hey, Mabel..."
"Hey, Monroe!" smiled Mabel. "I needed to ask you about somethin'..."
"Is it Wesen-related...?"
"Well... Kinda... I have these two friends-..."
"Ooh boy... You outted 'em when they still didn't want to, didn't you...?"
"We were friends for twenty years, Monroe! Why are they being so weird about it!?"
"Well, Mabel... What Grimms understand only to an extent is that us Wesen...? We don't like being outted like that. It's like pulling us out into our little... Wesen Closet. It's our identity, and we don't like showing it to others. Pretty similar to Metas outing themselves. We just don't like it when our identity is being revealed because it could be really awkward..."
"Like what...?"
"Like... How do you view them now... Now that you know your friends are... one of us...?"
"I... didn't really think about that... Well, I guess I did, actually... I thought if they had really bad practices... or if I should trust them..."
"Did you tell them you were a Grimm...?"
"Yeah...?"
"That's probably how they're feeling about you right now. They don't trust you... Trust with Wesen...? Really tricky. We Blutbaden know who we could trust... It's usually the people that we can take in a fight. Like Nick... When I first met him, he was just starting out... Didn't have any experience..."
"Why did Grenda and Candy back away from me!?"
"Probably because they are not Blutbaden... So, they can't tell if they should trust you or not..."
"How can you guys tell...?"
"Blutbaden have a weird sixth sense when it comes to these things... I think it's the fact that we can smell people's pheromones..."
"Ew..."
"Pfft! Haha! Yeah..." Monroe looks up. "Full moon..." Monroe woges and snarls, woging back. "Third day... It'd be gone tomorrow."
"You alright there...?" asked Mabel, a bit freaked out.
"Yeah... Just a bit... *sniff! sniff!!!*" Monroe's eyes turn red.
"Wh-What's wrong!?" asked Mabel.
"Oh, Crap..." said Monroe. "He didn't wear any Wolfsbane... He wants us to know he's here..."
"Who...!?" asked Mabel.
*CHOKE!!!*
Everyone at the party then begins to float upward, getting choked.
This includes everyone's children.
"Give me the book, and none of your children will die," said Kenneth, wearing his Endezeichen get-up.
Meanwhile...
Gabrielle calmly puts "Alay" for her parents, who had recently died, if you remember.
A picture of Miguel JoJo and Anne Zeppeli is placed on the table next to her.
She prepared the most common one, boiled chicken and sticky rice.
She does the sign of the cross and prays silently.
After which, Gabrielle looks at a card from Anne's old company, thinking if she should take over.
"Bed-Zeppeli."
She takes a call. "Hey, Rick. Just the guy I wanted to hear about... I want you to get me into Bed-Zeppeli... I think... I think I'm ready... to take over the Zeppeli-...?Wait, what...?"
"Kenneth's here..." Rick choked.
Gabrielle offers a death stare.
Meanwhile...
Kenneth sneers, walking into the dining area. "Well!? WHERE THE FUCK... IS IT!?!?" asked Kenneth. "Remember that I killed one of the most dangerous motherfucking Stardust Crusaders. REMEMBER THAT!!! WELL!?!? WHERE IS IT!?!?"
"H-... HEY!!!" yelled Dipper.
Kenneth turns to Dipper with a terrifying look and pulls him in.
"Mason Pines."
"My friends call me Dipper..."
"You have terrible friends..."
Kenneth pulls Dipper right in front of his palms.
"Ah... You're a Grimm now... I can tell with those eyes..."
"How...!?"
"Call it a fellow Grimm's intuition. Where is the book, or this man-..."
Dipper punches Kenneth, but it barely hurts him.
"-...with rather horribly weak Nerd Arms... dies...!"
Dipper tries to take the book out of his jacket, but it's gone. He starts to get worried. "Uh...! Look, man! We don't have any books on us! Please! Just leave us alone!"
"And that's the voice of a LIAR!!!" he hissed, choking Dipper harder.
"WHERE IS IT!?!? WHERE IS THE JOURNAL!!! GIVE IT TO ME, AND you'll probably live..."
"HA!!!"
*BANG!!!*
Kenneth stops Sasha's incoming punch. "Calamity-User..." he whispered. "My, my... Looks like I can't kill any of you tonight... The plan had already been set in motion.I'll just torture you, then..."
"Kenneth! Stop this!"
Kenneth turns to Nick. He sneers. "No."
*CRACK!!!*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" yelled Dipper, as his index finger is snapped backwards.
"DIPPER!!!" cried Mabel, Pacifica, Soos, Stanley, Ford, and Wendy.
"DADDY!!!" sobbed the twins.
*CRACK!!! CRACK!!! CRACK!!!*
"KENNETH!!!" yelled Nick. "S-S-S-STOP!!!"
"Or, what!? You see, Burkhardt."
Kenneth viciously strangles Nick's Weather Report.
The Stand or the Team....?
Yes...
"Well!?" asked Kenneth.
Anne activates her Calamity Stone but feels the gravity slowly crushing her.
*THWIP!!!*
Kenneth stops a ballpen from stabbing his neck, randomly flying toward him. "Who did that...!?" he asked, sternly.
Kenneth senses the gravity of the room and senses that Anne is emitting waves of the Calamity Force. "Who's this Thai girl...?"
Sprig's eyes widen. "Get away from her!"
"Heh... You're the Frog-Girl, right...? Used to think that the whole thing was a hoax... But then I realized how weird this world is..."
"Why did Bill send you here!?" asked Mabel, angrily staring at Kenneth.
"What!? Hahaha! Bill didn't send me here! I came here all by myself...Ha! It's as if everyone associates me with Bill these days! I work other jobs, too...!But why would you-...?"
*THWIP!!!*
*SPLAT!!!*
"FUCK!!!" yelled Kenneth, getting splattered with Frog mucous. "Filthy Amphibian..." he hissed.
As he chokes Sprig harder, the ballpen slowly twisted its way toward Kenneth's neck.
"I see that some of you have bonds around here..." sneered Kenneth.
Luz gulps and slowly activates an Abomination Blade from behind her back, sensing possible danger.
"I'll just go on and kill this strange dog thing over here..."
He takes out his scythe and-...
*THWIP!!!*
Her blade cuts Kenneth's neck, and he sneers.
"Looks like I struck a nerve..." Kenneth disintegrates the Abomination Blade and begins to drill his scythe's blade into King's neck, who whimpers.
"Now, Luz... I think he's bluffing..." said Amity.
Luz yells. "STOP!!!"
"For fuck's sake... Hay Naku... Could you please just drive the blade into his chest already...? Everyone knows you're not gonna do it!"
Kenneth pulls away his blade and swings his scythe at Gabrielle. The scythe bounces off of her neck.
"You need them to kill Bill, right...? Of course, you won't kill them," Gabrielle rolls her eyes.
"Hello, JoJo!" sneered Kenneth. "How's your mum...?"
"ORA!!!"
Kenneth blocks the attack with his Moonsnake. "I keep striking nerves, today! I should be an SJW!!! Or a PETA Agent!"
"Fuck's sake, do you ever stop talking!?" Gabrielle woges and punches Kenneth over and over again. "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!"
King is revealed to have hidden the journal under Sprig's hat.
The Weather Reporters look at each other out of fear.
"What do we do...!?" asked Amity.
"King... Do a Sonic Shout!" whispered Luz.
"In here!?"
Luz nods softly. "At that guy!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!"
*SPLAT!!!*
Kenneth crashes into the tables and everyone is let go.
Kenneth stands up to try and activate his Stand again but is slowed down by Monroe and electrocuted by Nick.
*ZAP!!!*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" He, in pain, creates an Electromagnetic Field around himself to block the attack and flies out of the roof.
"Hey!" yelled Stanley. "You're gonna have to pay for that roof!"
"Grunkle Stan, Dad owns this house. Not you," said Windy.
"Shut your yaps, kid! Just be thankful that we survived whatever the heck that is," said Stanley. "I'll go to the bathroom. Ugh! I think that spit wine was spilled all over me...! At least, I think it was Spit Wine..."
"Oh, Gosh... I just saw my life flash before my eyes!" yelled Soos.
"Soos! Clean all of this up!"
"Yes, sir, Mr. Pines!"
Kenneth trembled in the sky. His earpiece rings. "FUCK!!! LOUD!!!" He turns it on. "You didn't tell me that they have a motherfucking Titan on their side! FUCK!!! Okay, okay! Fine! I'll get that book somehow... I'll get it... Why do you need it...!?"
"It holds a secret, Prince..." he said in a deep voice. "A secret that I want..."
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