492. Summerween Party Part II

Gabrielle and Pacifica are still watching TLC.

"Why do we love watching garbage so much...?" asked Gabrielle.

Pacifica shrugs.

Narcos walks out of a portal he created. "Gabrielle! We have to evacuate the-!"

"Shush!" yelled Gabrielle. "We're watching to see if Big Fred wants to marry the fish!"

"I think... fish are gross..." said Big Fred, as the Bikini Bottomite Evolved Fish frowns.

"OH!!!" yelled Gabrielle and Pacifica.

"What's that...?" smiled Gabrielle.

"ZOMBIEEES!!!" yelled Narcos.

Shrieking could be heard as the ground shakes.

"We have to evacuate the city!" yelled Gabrielle and Pacifica, looking at each other.

"-FUCK!?!?" asked Dipper.

"Jesus Christ... I just realized that there were a couple of wrong notes there..." said Rick, looking up.

"DIPPER!!!" yelled Ford. "SNAP OUT OF IT!!!"

Ford slaps Dipper in the face.

"HOW AM I THE TRAITOR!?!?" asked Dipper.

"Dipper... You were the one who got Bill to enter Miguel's mind," said Rick. "They plan to divide the Weather Reporters and conquer. Luz saw the Universal Destruction Spell Miguel committed on millions of Ricks to kill them all. But in the end..."

"Why would I do that!?" asked Dipper.

"Because you found out that he was controlling your sister from the start..." said Rick. "Mabel was being controlled by Bill... She was the one who brought all of the Weather Reporters together so that Belos would kill them."

"Why does Belos want us dead!?" asked Dipper.

"Because we're the ones destined to kill him for good," said Rick.

"Why would Mabel-!?"

"Mabel didn't know. The deal was that Mabel would hang out with you again if Bill is able to do two things. The first is to recruit all of you. The second is to erase the deal itself," said Ford.

"Why would she do all that...!?"

"Because she yearns for her childhood... That itself was taken from her... She didn't forget your childhood on purpose. Her memories had been taken from her..."

"BY WHO!?!?" asked Dipper.

"That's the thing... We don't know," said Rick.

"What about Sasha...?" asked Dipper.

"Lured Anne to her death..."

"WHAT!?!?"

"Don't worry, Dipper. Sasha is being protected by Gabby. We gave her a heads-up and she convinced her father to go to the fair in the first place. She has enough techniques to at least take Kenneth down."

"Okay! THERE!!! THE KIDS!!!" yelled Dipper, who runs much faster than the others, about the speed of a moving car.

Meanwhile...

Weird Rick sighs. "All I want is Ibarra's memory. That is it..."

Suddenly, the earth shook.

"Wh-Whoa!" yelled Morty.

Everyone is confused.

Weird Rick sighs. "I have several drones pointed at each and every one of you. I can easily kill all of you off. So I suggest that you all stand the fuck down."

Everyone kept their weapons pointed at him and forms prepared for attack.

"Well...?" asked Rick.

The drones actually begin rising from the bushes.

Rick smiles and prepares to shoot Sprig.

*click, click... pchoo!*

Sprig's eyes widen.

*PEW!!!*

*PSST!!!*

Miguel blocks the attack with a stick. He warps it away.

The drones immediately attack.

Everyone attacks.

Marcy punches several drones in her Charged State.

Sprig hops around and shoots the drones and destroys them with his slingshot.

King shouts and shatters the drones.

Luz and Amity cast spells such as fire, ice, abomination, lightning, time, plant, and music spells that destroy several drones.

Hopediah and Polly hop around to attack the drones.

Hopediah takes out a... fucking gun... Wait... seriously...? Okay... and starts shooting at the drones.

Polly tazes the drones and destroys them.

Anne slashes at the drones over and over again.

Miguel faces Rick and frowns.

"Well, well... If it isn't everyone's favorite cuck...?" smiled Rick.

Morty moves beside Miguel.

"Manipulating you into causing division among the Weather Reporters was an absolute success... You truly are an idiot... Morty C-137."

Miguel and Morty stare straight into Rick's eyes.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!" growled Miguel, charging at Rick.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEOOOOOOOH!!!" growled Morty, shooting at Rick.

*PEW, PEW, PEW!!!*

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!" growled Rick, charging at Miguel while wearing a Kinetic Energy Armor, beginning to speed up.

Miguel and Rick clash fists at the center of the whole battle.

Meanwhile...

*CLANG!!! CLANG!!! CLANG!!!*

Gabby successfully blocks Kenneth's slashes with her Gauntlets. 

Anne speaks. "Uh... Yeah... Not to bother you, but, did you happen to hear about-?"

"NOT. THE. TIME!!!" yelled Gabby.

"-me liking you?" asked Anne.

"I don't... care!" yelled Gabby, turning red.

"Great! Great... Uh... I guess I'll help you out, then!" Anne takes out two handles and presses buttons on each of them. The handle on her right-hand gains a laser blade while the one on her left gains a badminton racket with an energy net. She smirks as she spins and attacks Kenneth as well, and gravity chokes her and tosses her away.

Sasha, in her Charged State, attacks and, with her energy sword and energy dagger, dual-wields against Kenneth's scythe, so Kenneth tosses her away.

Sasha ducks and Gabby runs up on her back and does a somersault, proceeding to punch Kenneth in the face.

He drools blood and shivers. "How... dare...?"

Anne then comes and Gabby grabs her leg, spinning and throwing Anne. Anne is launched toward Kenneth as she nets and electrocutes Kenneth's face. So, Kenneth inverts gravity, and the trio "fall" to the right, only for Gabby to successfully create steps for herself to avoid "falling" where the other pair begin floating.

All three of them attack. Sasha lands on Gabby's shoulder and crosses her sword to prepare and guillotine Kenneth's head off, but Kenneth blocks the attack with his scythe.

"WHY IS MY GRAVITY NOT WORKING ON THE THREE OF YOU!?!?"

"It's called 'training!'" Gabby opens a portal and water pours and floods the area.

The water, however, flows around the gravitation forcefield around Kenneth.

Kenneth then force chokes Anne and Sasha and tosses them to the ground.

Kenneth grabs Anne's hair and begins drowning her, but Gabby somersaults and kicks him in the head.

Kenneth tries to decapitate Gabby, but Gabby teleports and appears behind him, dropkicking his head. "I see..." he said. "You have an enchanted force field around your body. I'm guessing that you're not the one who enchanted yourself..." Kenneth then sneers and places some kind of gravitational vine around the enchantment, as runes around her glow and begin to crack. Gabby begins to lose her breath and starts choking.

"This way, I can permanently crush your body..." said Kenneth.

Anne coughs out water, waking up and activating Charged State again. "No... You... DON'T!!!" Anne uppercuts Kenneth as he flies up into the air.

Gabby, weakened and fainted, falls into the flowing water and is washed away.

"Get her," said Anne.

"You don't have to tell me!" Sasha goes on to try and save Gabby.

Anne turns around and faces an annoyed Kenneth.

"You will die for that, Anne Boonchuy," said Kenneth.

"I thought you were here to kill me in the first place, you queer Brit!" yelled Anne.

"Look... Anne... I could make a deal with you... I could give you a power that will let you save the people you love and care about. Or..."

Anne punches Kenneth. "YOU MANIPULATED MY FRIEND!!! YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!!!" Anne punches Kenneth again. "YOU HURT GABBY!!!" Anne kicks Kenneth in the face as Kenneth freezes her in the air. However, the gravitational force fluctuates.

"I see... It must be the Calamity Force... So Pucci was right after all. There is a connection between fate and gravity. Or... perhaps they are, distortedly, one and the same. The Gem that is currently permanently fused with your body... the Calamity Gem... that was recreated by the leader of the Black Claw... It has the ability to control calamity. It is a force that represents the dark side of fate, opposite to fortune. You, Anne Boonchuy, are the Goddess of Love's Calamity."

"What are you talking about!?" asked Anne.

"I'm saying that I'm supposed to kill you," Kenneth then stabs Anne by hacking into her shoulder.

Anne screams in pain as Kenneth digs into her wound. "STOP!!!" she sobbed.

Sasha tries to enter the gravitational force field, but she is unable to reenter, as the moment she touched the field with her fingers, the tip of her fingers is shredded.

What Kenneth did was move the gravity into tiny spinning golden spirals similar but not the same as a forcefield made of Golden Spin.

"So... neither of you even know how to control your... abilities, yet..." sneered Kenneth. "Goodbye, BOONCHUY!!!" Kenneth prepares to decapitate Anne.

"ANNE!!!" yelled Sasha, holding an unconscious Gabby.

Meanwhile...

Gabrielle yells out. "COME ON, PEOPLE!!! ENTER THE PORTALS BEFORE THE ZOMBIES ENTER TOWN!!! COME ON!!!"

Several townspeople of Gravity Falls enter the portals as they are led by Gabrielle and Narcos.

"Help!" sobbed a kid.

Gabrielle runs to the child. "What's wrong?"

"My sister's stuck in that crack!" he sobbed, pointing to a hole in the ground.

Gabrielle runs to the hole and sees a young girl crying in a cave. "Hey! You okay...?"

The ground shook again and the hole got smaller.

She cries in fear.

"H-HEY!!! Hey! I-It's okay! It's okay! Shush..." She shushed the girl. "I'll get you out of there... Uh... Take cover, okay...?"

Gabrielle takes out Stone Free and begins tearing out some soil as a massive crater is created.

She grabs the girl in her arms.

"Whoa...!" she smiled. "Who are you...?"

"Haha! Just a teenage girl trying to be better... Now, get back to your brother..." Gabrielle places the kid on the ground and she runs to her brother and they enter the portal.

"Is that everyone...?" asked Narcos.

"HEY!!!" yelled Dipper.

They get scared by his sudden appearance and the Erstewoge.

"WHOA!!! Oh, wow... You two actually look pretty badass..." said Dipper.

"What...?" asked Gabrielle and Narcos.

"My kids! Have you found them...?" asked Dipper.

"There are still seven life signatures in this town that aren't ours or the Weather Reporters'..."

Pacifica, who is in the woods, uses a bat to bludgeon a zombie to death. 

"Whoa..." said Dipper, seeing his wife do this. "Cool."

"We haven't found them," said Gabrielle. "We're guessing that those life signatures include your family and Mabel's."

"Stanley must be there with Dipper's twins!" yelled Ford.

The zombies are revealed to have already breached the town. 

The group takes out their weapons. Ford takes out a blaster. Rick takes out a blaster as well. Gabrielle takes out Stone Free. Narcos takes out Coldplay along with his icicles. Dipper takes out his energy crossbow.

They all scream and charge into the horde of zombies.

The zombies all charge, shaking their heads violently and trying to bite the group, but forcefields form around their bodies and their teeth break.

*PEW!!!*

Ford shoots one in the head.

*PEW!!! PEW!!! PEW!!!*

Rick shoots a few with his eyes closed, posing in different stances.

Three zombies then begin punching and overpowering Dipper, beginning to break into his forcefield.

"OH... GEEZ!!!" yelled Dipper.

*PEW!!!*

*SPLAT!!!*

Dipper shoots at three zombies that were about to bite him straight in the forehead with a single arrow. "Haha! Nice!"

Meanwhile...

After destroying the drones, the group pant in tiredness.

"Where is Miguel...?" asked Marcy. "And Weird-..." She immediately activates Charged State as a zombie bites into her shoulder. However, the zombie's teeth break into pieces. "Oh, crap! They breached Gravity Falls!!!HOW!?!?"

Earlier...

DIO leans down. "Is... this just unicorn hair...?" He grabs the dust and creates a crack for the zombies to enter. "AH HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! WRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! LET'S GO, MY SLAVES!!! FEAST ON THE WRETCHED HUMANS!!!Ha... That was easy! I am surprised that Bill didn't think of this last time! Or... maybe it's because he's a dream demon. BAH!!!Whatever. Hey! Is that a poster of Sev'Ral Timez...? ZOMBIES!!! STEAL THAT POSTER!!!"

A zombie tears it out of the wall and gives it to DIO, who pockets it. It's a poster of Sev'Ral Timez posting in sexy ways.

"I needed good porn, today," said DIO. "CHARGE!!!" He pointed and posed with fabulousness.

Now...

"I saw them teleport around the town!" yelled Morty, shooting at the zombies in the head.

"I can't believe I doubted him again..." said Anne.

Sprig shoots the zombie in the head. "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ZOMBIES!?!?"

"WHERE'D THEY COME FROM!?!?" Polly tases one in the head as its brains splatter all over Polly. "UGH!!!"

Hopediah shoots a zombie in the head as he reloads. "Note to selves! Do not try to flick your tongues at the zombies! They taste really bad! Like... rotten beetle meat! UGH!!!"

"These zombies seem to be Vampiric in terms of origin!" yelled Marcy. "They were made by a Vampire! Their bodies seem fresh, so they've been recently killed! Golly!" Marcy punches one in the face as its brains splatter all over her. "EW!!!"

Luz activates her Tao Mandala to decapitate the zombie. "I am pretty uncomfortable with doing this! I can't believe that I turned against Miguel!"

"Why are you such a big fan of this guy!?" asked King.

"Because he's the Messiah!?" asked Luz.

"Yeah... And he genocided an entire army of Ricks!" yelled Amity. "He genocided millions of variants of the same person!"

"Maybe... he just has a hate bone for that guy!" smiled Luz.

"You don't have to tell me twice..." said Morty, blasting a zombie into pieces.

"Hey! Miguel is a good guy, okay!?" asked Anne. "I'm sure he has an explanation for his actions!"

"You were about to cheat on AND betray him today!" yelled Luz.

"Just the second one! Which is... kinda the s-... SHUT UP!!!" Anne decapitates a zombie.

Meanwhile, Miguel and Weird Rick are exchanging fists in the sky.

"3,075,832 RICKS. ALL. DEAD!!!" Rick grabs Miguel and crashes him into several zombies.

Miguel opens two portals, one above the other, as the pair falls infinitely. "YEAH!!! I AIN'T EXACTLY PROUD OF WHAT I DID!!! BUT I HAD TO PROTECT HER!!!"

"ALL WE WANTED WAS THE PRINCESS!!!" Weird Rick punches Miguel in the face. "USE HER MAGIC IN OUR DEVICE TO FUSE ALL OUR MINDS AS ONE!!! SO WE COULD GIVE THE WORLD A BETTER MESSIAH!!! INSTEAD, I GOT... YOU!!!"

Miguel lands on the ground and slowly stands up. "My job was to protect the girl... I had to take you all out..."

Weird Rick warps out several blackholes, but Miguel blows them up by creating portals inside of them. Weird Rick then injects himself with a serum that turns him into the Hulk only for Miguel to kick him in the balls and whisper a spell.

"(Töte Hulk)," he whispered, as he goes back to normal.

He turns back into Weird Rick.

Weird Rick then takes out a device and activates an armor as he punches Miguel in the face, creating a massive shockwave that shakes the whole state.

Miguel, annoyed, whispers, "(Frangere Machina)." He successfully disables the machinery as he tears Weird Rick out of the suit.

Miguel grabs Weird Rick by the legs and proceeds to shake him as all of his devices drop off from his pockets.

"FRAGERE MACHINA!!!" he yelled, disabling all of his devices. "No more tricks."

"Your killings were what started Bizarrmaggeddon in the FIRST PLACE!!!" Weird Rick takes out a Pokeball. It turns into a giant monster that mauls Miguel, only for Miguel to viciously snap its neck. "You took advantage of the loophole! And killed us all!"

Weird Rick realizes that he has nothing left, so he holds up his fists. "I've been waiting to fight God for a while!"

"I've been waiting to use that loophole again... and kill you..." growled Miguel, not even taking out his sticks and only holding up his fists.

What loophole...?

Lemme explain this to you...Have you ever heard of the infinite hotel paradox...?

Yeah...

For the readers, let me just... tell you the abridged version of this. If there is a full hotel that has infinite rooms, there will always be a way to move each resident around to add more guests. E.G. If one guest appears in the infinite hotel, you can move guest 1 from room 1 to room 2 and guest 2 from room 2 to room 3, and so on.

So... how does this work with Ricks...? Why didn't Miguel get punished by... well... us... when he killed infinite Ricks...?

Think of the Finite Curve as the Grand Hotel of Infinite Rooms. 

Ohh... If you remove millions of Ricks-...

...-And the hotel is still full... Yes... Because of the rule that the hotel is always full because there are infinite guests for infinite worlds, it wouldn't affect anything. Because of that paradox, Rick is a Time Remnant of himself. A literal soulless rehash. The Finite Curve IS NOT a Multiverse in this book. It's a sort of Grand Hotel of the same Universe divided into infinite worlds. Infinite Rooms. 

Created by one... infinite asshole.

"Oh, fuck you!" yelled Weird Rick, as Miguel punches him and both opponents fall into the roof of a house.

Miguel punches Weird Rick over and over again. He uses only his fists as he beats Weird Rick. "You think that you can control everything!? You think that everything makes sense BECAUSE OF YOU!? YOU THINK THAT YOU DESERVE SUCH POWER BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU ARE!?!? NO DIFFERENT THAN THE GIFTED PEOPLE IN MY SCHOOL!!! I know how you feel... You're jealous... Because you were the school genius... You were the hero of this world!" 

Weird Rick punches Miguel.

Miguel snaps Weird Rick's arm. "You were the main protagonist! At least, that's what you thought! But then, some random idiot who no one cares about... Talentless... Never played basketball. Fat. No one liked him. Sweaty. Ugly. Unpopular. Likes touching himself. Not that smart. Not light-skinned like the cool guys you see in the top school paper." 

Miguel beat Weird Rick with a heavy punch for each of those sentences and phrases.

"And HE gets picked as the Messiah while you rot in your garage trying to build something you think will save the world. Trying to make sense of why someone as amazing as you wasn't picked by God. By the Universe. By your Boss. By your Master or teacher or parent or WHATEVER THE HELL YOU BELIEVE IN!!!" Miguel kicks Weird Rick in the face over and over. He stops and pants."(Shit...) Instead, a fucking nobody like me stole what you think was supposed to be your job. And it pisses you off... It makes you want to cry. Because you didn't get the job. Because a talentless loser... as pathetic as me... gets the job... While everyone who has meaning... Everyone who has talent... Wrote songs... loved by all the girls in high school..."

"Stop fucking talking..." Weird Rick gritted his teeth.

"Guys who'd be praised for their basketball genius and WACKITY WACK PARKOUR!!! Everyone who was smart and number one in class... Everyone who would yield power over my family because of their position in society and their position in their offices... People who would be more skilled than I ever was... All of them... forced to kneel before me..."

"STOP FUCKING TALKING!!!"

"And you want this... And I don't... Believe me... I FUCKING WISH THAT I COULD GIVE THIS FUCKING CURSE TO YOU!!! The number of people that I can't kill... The amount of people I can't punish... I CAN'T EVEN HAVE SEX WITH THE PERSON I LOVE!!! I GET CUCKED EVERY NOW AND THEN SO WE COULD HAVE A STABLE FUCKING RELATIONSHIP!!! Because of who I am. Because they think that being a sacred fucking STATUE is amazing! It's not! It's a curse! It just means that I have to stay celibate. Stay clean. Stay LIKE A FUCKING BOY SCOUT even though you know how EVIL you fucking are!But then there's that one voice...!" He sobbed and his voice broke. "There's that one voice that DOESN'T STOP TELLING YOU THAT WHAT YOU WANNA DO IS WRONG!!! The voices... don't stop... I don't want to be a hero. I WANT VENGEANCE!!! DO YOU THINK I WANTED THIS!!!? I can't sin without being LECTURED FOR THE ENTIRE WEEK BY THE FUCKING VOICES!!!"

Miguel strangles Weird Rick. "I just wanted to be normal... Not the worst like I was... or the best like I am now...! I wanna be a normal... person... I-Is that too hard to ask...? Why do you villains want it so bad...? To be the center of everything...? It's a fucking curse... Don't you understand...!? I had nothing! NOTHING!!! BAHAhaha...! Because being the center means you get the most of calamity..."

Weird Rick growls and flies up, proceeding to bash his head into several buildings. "I AM GOD, MOTHERFUCKER!!! NO TIME TO LISTEN TO YOUR SILLY OL' BITCHIN'!!!AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!!!"

Miguel growls and gouges Weird Rick's right eye out.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" growled Weird Rick.

Weird Rick lands on the ground with Miguel being strangled.

"Goodbye, Miguel..." said Weird Rick, squeezing his fingers into Miguel's throat. "I hope you get lost in the Nether Dimensions..."

"Goodbye, Rick..." said Morty.

*PEW!!!*

*SPLAT!!!*

"FUCK!!!" yelled Weird Rick, as a hole is bored into his chest. "A-X-O-L-O-T-L!!! My time has come to burn... I pray to the ancient power that I may return..."

Weird Rick falls to the ground, dead.

Morty then spits on Weird Rick's face, proceeding to help Miguel up, who coughs violently.

Miguel slowly stands up. "Thanks."

Meanwhile...

"ORA!!!" Stone Free kills a zombie with its bare fists.

Gabrielle, in her Aswang form, mauls several zombies and decapitates them with their wings.

Narcos charges into the zombies in his Ice Armor and erases them into pieces. He sees Gideon and the Gleeful Twins on a roof trying to fight off zombies. "Guys!C'MON!!! Over there!"

"Where are the others!?" asked Dipper.

Gideon activates a Gem around his neck that lets him burn several zombies. "BACK!!! BACK AWAY, YOU HEATHENS OF THE NETHER GROUNDS OF HECK!!!" Gideon burns one of the zombies' eyes as it shrieks in pain.

"Haha!" laughed Chris. "I could see one of their boobies, Daddy!"

"Ew!" yelled Mabel Jr.

"STAY BEHIND ME!!!" yelled Gideon. "AND MABEL JUNIOR!? COVER YA BROTHERS' EYES!!!"

Gideon charges up and decimates all the zombies.

"Gideon!" smiled Pacifica.

"Oh! Great! You guys are here!" smiled Gideon.

"We should get you to safety," said Ford. "Rick. Open a portal."

"Pfft! Yeah! Because you're someone totally can't," smiled Rick.

Ford frowns and they stare at each other in awkward silence.

"Oh, C-...! COME ONE, FORD!!! Don't be such a fucking baby! It was a joke!"

"I was stuck... IN YOUR FINITE CURVE... FOR THIRTY... YEARS!!!" yelled Ford.

Rick laughs. "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB, BITCH!!! YOU GOT RICK'D!!! I ALREADY HAD THE YELLOW PORTAL GUN AT THE TIME!!!"

"WHAT!?!?"

"HAHAHAHA!!! FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER DONE!!! Other than the Pickle..."

"I'LL KILL YOU!!!"

"Guys. You're doing this bit while people are dying," said Gabrielle.

"Right, right..." said Rick, opening a portal as the others enter.

"HELP!!!" yelled Windy.

"Windy!?" asked Dipper. "Sunny!?"

"DADDY!!! WE FOUND AUNT MABEL!!!" yelled Sunny.

Dipper, Gabrielle, and Narcos make a run for it.

"Are you gonna tell him about the other thing... he did...?" asked Ford.

"Oops..." said Rick. "Eh! Call it bad writing. The hell I care? GO, GO, GO!!!"

The group enters the portal and closes it.

Stanley, who is in the center of the field, punches several zombies while activating Hamon while using his Brass Knuckles. "HAHA!!! Killing people for my family is FUN!!! Mafias were on to something! I shouldn't have disrespected Giovanna on that one!"

The trio is revealed to have gotten stuck in a crater, fighting for their lives.

Windy shoots one with a shotgun. "Grunkle Stand... Why do you have a shotgun?"

"Cops," said Stanley, proceeding to beat one zombie's face over and over.

Sunny laughs while she uses a leafblower to suck up zombies' heads and shoot them back at the other zombies' faces. "Wow, this is fun!"

Dipper slides down and shoots several zombies. "(Huh... Hamon works on them, too... Just like the journal said...)"

"SKREEEEAH-!!!" Dipper yells, turning around. He tries to activate his forcefield, but it fails to reactivate.

"Low... battery..."

"Oh... crap..." said Dipper.

As the zombie gets closer.

"STAY BACK!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!"

*ZAP!!!*

The zombie immediately dusts into pieces.

Gabrielle and Narcos slide down the hill as well.

"Where's Mabel...!?" asked Dipper.

"I thought she was with you!?" asked Stanley.

"Shit!" yelled Dipper.

"We did find Mabel! She's at the Shack!" yelled Windy. "We were gonna go there!"

"Wait...! Uh...! How do I-!? I CAN'T JUST LEAVE YOU HERE!!!" yelled Dipper.

"We'll take care of them!" yelled Gabrielle. 

"Go get your sister..." said Stanley.

"Okay... Crap... OKAY!!! I TRUST YOU!!!" yelled Dipper, running up the hill.

Gabrielle opens a portal with her portal gun and lets the kids and Stanley in. They prepare to walk into it, but-...

*CRASH!!!*

Anne's voice trembles while she lies on the ground, shaking in pain.

"Boonchuy!?" asked Gabrielle.

Sasha and Gabby are dropped to the ground as well.

Suddenly, Gabrielle can't move.

The portal gun then implodes in her hand.

"K-K-Kenneth..." she managed to speak a word.

Gabrielle and Narcos prepared their Stands.

"Hello, JoJo!" sneered Kenneth. "Anastasia! Hahaha! Hello! Hi! Isn't it a fine day today for us to meet this way!?"

"What the hell do you want!?" asked Gabrielle.

"Your death, of course! I didn't think I'd find you two, here! Here..." said Kenneth, proceeding to take zombies using gravity and placing them around the crater. "My swan song to you! Ever wonder what happens to a Grimm who was bit by a zombie...?"

Gabrielle and Narcos go back to back.

"ORA!!!" yelled Stone Free.

"FURE!!!" yelled Coldplay.

Both Stands, along with their woged Users, attack all of the zombies in the area to defend the three girls.

Meanwhile...

Miguel, Morty, Marcy, Sprig, King, Luz, Amity, Anne, Hopediah, and Polly all walk into a circle. 

"How the hell are we supposed to take all of these guys out...?" asked Miguel.

"Who's the Vampire that made these guys in the first place...?" asked Polly.

Meanwhile...

"MABEL!!!" Dipper slams the door open, entering the Mystery Shack, which is all dark. He tries turning on the lights, but the lights won't turn on. "HELLO!?!? MABEL!!!"

He hears snarling behind him. Dipper turns around to see that nobody is there...

Dipper walks around, slowly, as red eyes glow in the dark. Something wall-crawls on the ceiling, slowly creeping up toward Dipper, who enters the kitchen.

"Dipper!" yelled Mabel.

Dipper runs upstairs to see that Mabel is tied up on a chair... with her mouth closed. "Oh, thank God... You're-... How were you able to call me?"

Mabel begins to shake violently, saying in a muffled voice.

Dipper's eyes widen as he turns around. He backs away in fear, seeing DIO, and his Stand, Teh World, in front of him.

"So... the Journal failed to take it from your mind..." said DIO.

"What!?" asked Dipper. "Take... WHAT!?!?"

Are you... forgetting something...?

Oh... right!!! The caesar ciphers! Well... Actually, Chapter 13 onwards doesn't have Caesar Ciphers... But... Guess this one deserves one.

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