DHUNDHNA HOGA PART 2 AND SACH
dk=vo sir..
pm=sir main batati hu uske pehele ek cheez karna hoga
kk =pm tum pura mat karo tum aadha main aadha
im =no sab quarter karon nahi toh sab thak jayenge
dk=hmm
and then they all removed their gloves and something came out of their hand
all were like =ye kya horaha hain
freddy=bhooootttt
acp=chup raho freddy
acp=ye kya ho raha kavin and purvi aur tumhare haath se ye kya nikal raha hain
kk=hmm toh ab sunao senior!
pm=hmm toh ye baat hain 1992 kahum sab ek hi school main padhte the hum 6 aur ek aur 2 eka naam sp tha aur 2ka ap, pura naam koi nahi jaanta tha hum humare school ke rocking stars the toh ek baar
K
kk=oye pm kal hum mountain hiking pe jaa rahe hain na
pm=naa bolungi toh bhi toh jayenge fir chup raho aur mujhe packing karne do
dk=hum girls hostel main hain agar pakde gaye toh
im=dk ke bacche isse 100 bar pehele bhi pakda gaya hain toh isbaar agar pakdenge bhi toh chodenge kyunki unhe pata hain ki
all =hum nahi sudhrenge
sh=vaise abhi tak sp aur ap nahi aaye
ss=kisne kaha piche dekh
sh =aaaaaaaaaaaaa! kyu tum dono humesha dara te ho
sp=sorry azile oops ap ka plan tha
sh= vaise packing ho gayi
spap(sp and ap) =haann
sh =hmm fir kal subah ke 8 baje humare spot par thik hain bye gn
and then she slept
pm=ye dekh ss teri behen kya nobita hain jo bas pillow do aur sojaye
ss=maybe !
kk=pm kya hum bhi
pm=no sorry
kk=ok bye kal milte hain pm chudail
pm=tu chudail ka pati..
kk=yani tumhara jo main kabhi nahi banunga
pm=hhehe lol
and then she slamed the door in their face
dk=kyu tu usse pareshan karta hain
kk=u know na ki mujhe usse pareshan karne main maza aata hain
dk=tu nahi sudrega vaise gn sojaa
kk=hmmm
that time we were 13 years old all were in boarding school
dk=sab taiyar hain chale ab
kk=haan bhai teachers ne bhi humain ab jaane bola
pm=haan bye everyone i will miss u
kk=hum sirf 2 din ke liye jaa rahe hain
pm =pata hain
kk=whatever
pm=vaise ishu opps im tujhe pata hain kal maine research kiya ki vaha ek pahad hain vaha ek buddhi aunty reheti hain! uske paas acha acha powers hain
im=pm sadaa mat haa
pm =hmm dekh lena jaake
they all were. in bus having cute chatting and fights and our kavi as usual are fighting
kk=tumhe pata hain na ki mujhe bilkul acha nahi lagta
pm=pata hain par par.... (starts vomiting) in a bag
kk=eewwwwwww(dk main kaha tha na isse ishu ke paas betne ke liye
im=no mujhe toh dushu ke sath betna hian
pm=abe kutte tujhe jab ulltiya hogi na tab dekhogi
kk=dekhte hain
kk=kahi tum pregnant toh nahi aise ultiya kar rahi ho
pm=ab toh tu gaya and all what she vomited was in kavin head
pm=ab aaya maza
kk=tumhe toh main eewwww chheeeee abhi main na main na
all=kya na
kk=main change karke aata hu hehee
all=
pm=no need hum pohach gaye hotel jaake cgange karlo
kk=eeewww chee thik hain i am stinking
pm=
like this day passed and next day they went for hiking
pm=vaise sh
sh=hmm
pm=tum log kya sach main twins ho
ss=yeh kaisa sawal hain
sh=hmm we are identical twins
kk=oye sp jaldi yaha aa ek aunty gir rahi hain usse bachana hoga
sp=haan ruk aate hain
pm=kk yeh lo rassi hum pakadte hain tum aunty ko kheecho niche jaakr
kk=okk maut ke muh main jaa raha hu plz bhagwan bachai
and then he went and took the lady and came
aunty=thank u beta
kk=my pleasure all=welcome
aunty=mera naam headmam hain aur main tumhe koi gift dungi tum log bahadur aur samajhdar ho isliye mere sath chalo
pm=ok
sh=is it safe to go with someone unknown
ss=sshhhh chal tu
aunty home
kk=hello myself kavin kavin khaana uff kk
pm=purvi malhotra pm
ss=sweety saxena ss