(Maine socha ki anurag achha hain vo accha dikhta hain toh usse villan nahi banayege)
Next morning
Kavin phone started ringing
Dush from down-kavinnnnnnnn
Purvi was in the verge of crying
Kavin was in shock what was all this
He rushed down
Kavin-kya hua
Dush-you are a gay?
Kavin-shut the fuck upppp
Purvi-toh yeh san jhhoth hain naa sach bolo (said in a teary voice)
Kavin saw the news, newspaper, socialmedia
Reporter-abhi abhi pata chala hain ki cid ke senior inspector kavin Khanna ka affair chal raha hain vo bhi ladki se nahi ek ladke se yeh dekhiye photo
Kavin-matlab kuch bhi kuch bhi ekdam se baat badal di jazbaat badal di
Ishu-kavu tum bologe kya baat hain
Kavin-hmm suno
Purvi-haash nahi toh kal hi toh propose kiya uar ajj hi breakup omgg
Ishyant-wait a sec kavin tune purvi ko propose kiya ?
Kavi-hmm
Suddenly someone rings bell
Kavin opens Kavin-dush gun nikal serial killer aya hain
Anurag -shut up its me
Dush-anurag aise kyu aaye ho, kya hua hain
Anurag-what else, media yaha ke
Kavin-hmm
Anurag-mera toh thik hain maine meri kajol ko bula liya hain vo aari hain ameriaca se
Kavin-tumhari shaadi ho chuki hain
Anurag-haan aur ab main toh yeh araam se proof karoga ki meri shaadi ho gaya hain par tum kya karoge
Dush-kavin shaadi karle
Kavi-whaaat
Kavin-khaane ka kaam hain na
Purvi-aur dulhan kon
Ishyant-tummm
Kavin-ok chalo purvi
Purvi -ek min kya matlab main night suit main shaadi karogi
Kavin-jao jaake koi anarkali peheke aao fatafat humain media anae se pehele shaadi karan padega
Kajol enters
Kajol-hey anu whats the scene here i have heard the news
They narrate her the story
Purvi comes down looking mind-blowing
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Kavin-hayye purvi itna sundar koi kaise lagta hain
Purvi-hmm maine kuch nahi kiya bas kapda aur light make up agar heavy makeup kiya toh kya hoga
Kavin-maan toh kar raha hain kha jau tumhe
Purvi-kyu mithai hu main
Kavin-nahi mera matlab jo log bistar main karte hain
Purvi-oooo toh aapko sote sote Khana hain, midnight cravings
Kavin-are nahiii baba
Purvi-sidha sidha bolo na sex karna hian
Chapter over ab hogi shaadi aur kaisa Laga kajrag (kajol+anurag-kajrag) ka jhatka