05 | Winn's Superhero Kink

11:38am

: has anyone seen my laptop?

: i left it at the deo before i went on my lunch break

: is it the blue one?

: and you were watching...

: glee???

: it's not what it looks like!

: nope nope wasn't watching glee

: i hate that show

: it was a train wreck

: but it was gay

: wait that's the one where one of them looks exactly like me and barry

: I LOVE SANTANA SHE'S MY SPIRIT ANIMAL ALSO SHE'S GAAAAAYYY

: 'the only straight i am is a straight up bitch'

: also sebastian's face makes up for his assholery

: i'm so biiiiiiii

: winn

: oh shit

: couple drama

: so that was why you seemed extra friendly with barry

: who also looks exactly like sebastian

: also that time with kara's cousin superman

: ...

: ew! winn!

: a thing for my cousin?

: he's my cousin and idc if he's older than me but he's still feels like my baby cousin

: well when you put it like tHAT IT DOESN'T SOUND GREAT

: also are we forgetting alex said and i quote, "your cousin smells terrific?"

: ...

: who doesn't have a crush on superman though?

: maggie!

: babe chill

: i'm gay

: but if i was straight i'd smash

: ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

: please stop talking about having sex with my cousin

: and he's my best friend so please stop

: i'm trying to avoid certain mental images

4:03pm

: ew what is that chat name

has changed the chat's name to

: better

: ...

: anyways, can i have an update on the lena situation

: ...

: it's gotten worse

: when she simply looks at me i'm a big stuttering mess

: and she's so darn beautiful oh rao what do i do alex!!!

: maybe she feels the same way?

: she would never

: she might

4:13pm

: LENA

: LENA

: LENA

: Yes?

: you have a crush on my little sister right?

: I don't have a crush on my best friend!

: -and even if I did I doubt she would like me back.

: Ever.

: so you do like her?

: No.

: if you say so luthor

: but i kinda don't believe it

: Will it make you happy if I said I do like Kara?

: very

: Fine.

: Maybe a little.