26 | Susan Vasquez

1:42pm

: someone sent us potstickers at the deo

: omg they're from my favourite restaurant!

: oH MY GOD IT EXPLODED IN HER MOUTH

: WHAT THE FUCK

: ah yes they're from me

: wynonna! you can't just send bombs disguised as food to a secret government base!

: oh please baby girl

: if their defenses were so good then how would the potstickers even get through the door?

: miss earp is quite right

: we'll have to work on that

: see? even space dad agrees

: kara looks so betrayed

: she's just standing there with sad, wide eyes staring at the potsticker debris

: lena has arrived at the deo

: kara and lena are kissing now

: and now they've left and gone to one of the training rooms oh gOD

: alex, go and get kara for the briefing please

: yep sure i'll do that...

: i swear to god if i walk in on them i'm gonna break down and cry

1:57pm

: oH MY GOD

5:12pm

: We need to set you up with someone.

: wait what why

: You always look sad and lonely.

: my heart just broke :(

: What about you and Wynonna? You guys have been going out for drinks every so often.

: yeah...

: we both kind of just got wasted every time

: i'm kinda confused tbh

: i don't actually know if i like her that way or not

: I would give you a hug if you were here.

: open your balcony door and hug me

: Why am I not surprised you're at my balcony somehow.

: Again.

6:34pm

: hey i have a gf now

: you guys probably know her already

: omg lane has a girlfriend

: yeah i saw them when i visited the deo bathroom today

: oh that's why you were wide eyed after peeing

: margaret sawyer be quiet

: i'll be quiet when you stop making out with vasquez during lunch break

: omg you're dating vasquez

: hell yeah i am

: don't full name me lane

: lol margaret

: do you want me to tear off your arm and shove it where the sun don't shine?

: um no thanks

: winn has gone very pale

: paler than lena

: Hey!

: you are quite pale lee

: also congrats luce

has added to the chat

: you should be scared agent vasquez you've entered hell

: i'm more concerned actually

: maggie caught us in the bathroom earlier

: did you enjoy the show? ;)

: jesus christ susan

: oh rao

: honestly i've walked in on worse

: at least you had your clothes on

: unlike sara and ava

: that was one time!