byesexual-

schottthroughtheheart: i forgot you had long hair lol

schottthroughtheheart: also who's the guy next to you

gaydanvers: he's my ex

gaydanvers: also

gaydanvers: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME

jiminycricket: you were straight once??? wow

gaydanvers: I WAS JUST REALLY FAR IN THE CLOSET OKAY

~~~

Where on a distant parallel earth The Superfriends™ start a group chat. 

It's mainly crack but there is also some occasional actual written story if you're into that. Those chapters can usually be read as standalones.

(Written stuff is marked with )

Kind of a crossover from other earths and all that jazz.

Fandom: Supergirl CW

Ships: Supercorp, Sanvers (And others e.g Wayhaught, Choni)

⚠️ WARNING: Strong Language and Sex References.

Word Count: 68,100

First Published: 06/05/18
Completed: --

Highest Ranking: #1 in Supercorp
                                    #1 in Karlena
                                    #1 in Supergirl

The Superfriends Chat

: um hey guys slight emergency has appeared


: please let her sleep she shoved me off the bed


: i seem to have misplaced my favourite pair of socks


: oh sorry did i forget to mention that i hide my savings in them?


: well why didn't you say that earlier schott


: it'd better be something decent or i'll revoke your break room fridge privileges


: how did you even get that text, you all left before i sent it


: oh rao i can hear five heartbeats at your apartment


: they're gonna turn this apartment upside down aren't they


: winn why is roulette, alex, lucy and maggie passed out in your front room


: what the hell happened when i was asleep for god's sake winn what even


: i offered them $5 if they found them for me


: How are you so bright and sunny in the morning?


: I look like I just crawled out of a sewer.


: she and maggie are spooning on the floor it's actually really cute


: wake them up they're gonna be late for work


: She flew out of my window. I do hope no one saw her otherwise there will be rumours...


: lena luthor boning national city's resident superhero?


: alex stop hitting me with the baguette from winn's kitchen


: wow this place is a mess guyyyyyssssss


: bitch you lifted it like it was nothing


: the next big headline: roulette is secretly the hulk


: i don't know what's happening anymore


33 | Socks