37 | Toys R Us and Fire

3:02pm

: hey kara we have a situation

: where?

: the toys r us in the city centre

: what

: yeah there's a poltergeist or something

: wHAT

: i smell a revenant

: we're out of the ghost river triangle wynonna

: well it might have escaped

: you should go check it out kara

: it has a distaste for lego?

: because all of it has been thrown outside the shop

: what in rao's name

: no one's hurt though, they're just weirded out

: ooh ghost hunting can we come too?

: I think I'll pass on this one.

: aww are you scared

: Absolutely not.

: totally

: i'm outside and it seems you were right about the lego thing

: i'm in

: insert hacker voice here ^

: ooooh look how cute this is!

: [stuffedbunny.jpeg]

: kara stop getting distracted by stuffed animals

: i'm gonna buy this

: kara!

: the guy who served me was nice

: he looked slightly transparent

: kara there's no one in there apart from you

: wait what

: ouch

: oh my god kara are you okay?

: yep yep i'm fine

: he only threw me through the window gently

: aw darn the bunny

: never mind he threw that outside too

: this is a weird mission

5:07pm

: oh lena did you buy new beakers? they're great!

: wow kid's excited about beakers

: it's because he's smart and actually pays attention to detail

: which you could never be

: you're so mean

: i can never tell which one of you is saying what

: well the third one was obviously me

: the offended one was rosie of course

: ah

: I did buy new beakers.

: well i think they're great!

: they're beakers...

: woAH

: well that wasn't supposed to happen

: yes i can tell from the flames eating everything in it's path on your bench

: stop staring at it and get the fire extinguisher kathy god dammit!

: Are you alright?

: yes we're good boss

: lol i lied that was meant to happen

: i purposefully threw a match onto a puddle of petrol just because i could

: kathy that is so unecessary why

: wish we had some marshmallows to toast

: agreed

: guys put it out already your going to set off the fire alarm

: ugh fine

: there happy now?

: Guys I'm looking at the security cameras and is the bin on fire?

: oh shit

: fuck

: miss luthor would you like me to send the fire brigade down there perhaps?

: Only call if one of them catches fire.

: whew that was stressful

: you poured out the flaming paper and rolled on top of it to put it out

: i call it finesse

8:58pm

: did you like the bunny i bought today?

: You're so adorable Kara. Of course I did.

: yeah well turns out it was a ghost but he was just misunderstood

: An actual ghost, that's fascinating. What happened?

: turns out he had died from stepping on a lego

: literally

: Wow... that's odd.

: but he was nice and business resumed as usual at toys r us so all is good

: he works there now

: oh well that's good then

: I'll be home soon love. I love you. [3

: can't wait, i love you too! :)