byesexual-

schottthroughtheheart: i forgot you had long hair lol

schottthroughtheheart: also who's the guy next to you

gaydanvers: he's my ex

gaydanvers: also

gaydanvers: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME

jiminycricket: you were straight once??? wow

gaydanvers: I WAS JUST REALLY FAR IN THE CLOSET OKAY

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Where on a distant parallel earth The Superfriends™ start a group chat. 

It's mainly crack but there is also some occasional actual written story if you're into that. Those chapters can usually be read as standalones.

(Written stuff is marked with )

Kind of a crossover from other earths and all that jazz.

Fandom: Supergirl CW

Ships: Supercorp, Sanvers (And others e.g Wayhaught, Choni)

⚠️ WARNING: Strong Language and Sex References.

Word Count: 68,100

First Published: 06/05/18
Completed: --

Highest Ranking: #1 in Supercorp
                                    #1 in Karlena
                                    #1 in Supergirl

The Superfriends Chat

: maggie why is there milk on the window


: mAGGIE DON'T FUCKING REACH OUTSIDE AND TOUCH IT


: MAGGIE DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE LICK IT


: my wife is stupid apparently because shE TASTED THE WINDOW MILK


: i have analysed it and the conclusion comes to be that it was indeed almond milk


: see i'm such a considerate person when it comes to washing people's windows with milk! I take their dietary requirements into account!


: well my gay ass wasn't going to half-ass things now was i?


: upside down glass with milk in it why roulette why


: how am i supposed to get rid of it???


: it's cheap and smells bad when left for too long. perfect weapon, what's not to love?


: Calm down darling, it can't be that hard. Let me try.


: is no one going to acknowledge the fact that i'm robbing a bank?


: i will puncture your lungs like balloons with my stilettos


: It's like watching a playground fight.


: i'll have you know i took down a kid twice my size when i was seven


: yeah well i knocked a kid out cold when i was FIVE beat that bitch


: not powerful enough to headbutt the nurse right after i was BIRTHED. i gave her a concussion


: yeah well i kicked an adult while i was in THE WOMB and they fell over when i did soooo


: alex i will confiscate your phone if you don't stop


: and you, roulette go and rob a bank with milk or something


: wynonna you're not going to rob a bank!


: join us! then you'll be able to help us if something goes wrong!


: it's not like they've ever hurt anyone


: there was one time i made an old lady spit her dentures out because i told a dumb joke


39 | Banks and Milk