byesexual-

schottthroughtheheart: i forgot you had long hair lol

schottthroughtheheart: also who's the guy next to you

gaydanvers: he's my ex

gaydanvers: also

gaydanvers: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME

jiminycricket: you were straight once??? wow

gaydanvers: I WAS JUST REALLY FAR IN THE CLOSET OKAY

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Where on a distant parallel earth The Superfriends™ start a group chat. 

It's mainly crack but there is also some occasional actual written story if you're into that. Those chapters can usually be read as standalones.

(Written stuff is marked with )

Kind of a crossover from other earths and all that jazz.

Fandom: Supergirl CW

Ships: Supercorp, Sanvers (And others e.g Wayhaught, Choni)

⚠️ WARNING: Strong Language and Sex References.

Word Count: 68,100

First Published: 06/05/18
Completed: --

Highest Ranking: #1 in Supercorp
                                    #1 in Karlena
                                    #1 in Supergirl

The Superfriends Chat

: who barfed sequins all over that dress


: there's a huge hole in the top of that dress


: we're currently dress shopping and she almost spilt whisky laced coffee all over them earlier


: we had to cuff her to the radiator for a while until she sobered up


: to be honest me neither but when you really look at it, it kinda starts to make sense


: i mean, veronica parkours in six-inch stilletos and tight red dresses, rob banks with interesting methods (i.e see 'milk') and gives the money to charities and the deserving, e.g modern day lesbian robin hood


: thanks for listing my achievements, i shall be putting it on my CV


: demon-hunting-trigger-happy-don't-mess-with-me-or-I'll-punch-you-in-the-face-also-I've-had-five-shots-before-lunch...


: it actually makes sense they're marrying each other now huh


: well you'd better prepare yourself little danvers, there's going to be a LOT of food 


: and alien alcohol on the downlow shhhhh


: don't drink too much because last time you tried to see how many knives you could balance on your nose and i'm sure we can all agree it wasn't a great idea


: ah yes when i solar flared and got drunk wow i'm a lightweight


: Was this before you told me you were Supergirl?


: You had a cut on your cheek and told me you got run over by a kid on a tricycle!


: they're more dangerous than you think lena!


: basically i accidentally tripped over on a path in the park and a kid came up to me and threw her damn tricycle at me screaming that i was 'in the way of her bmx stunts'


: you got beat up by a toddler of course i'm concerned


: glitter grenades, is it possible to get ten by next friday?


: i've been waiting for the perfect opportunity to try out my new glitter formula


: amazing, how much would you like for it?


: bring the whole team coffee every weekday for two months and consider done


: but bring rosie decaf because kara also brings coffee and we do NOT want a repeat of last time


: just because i shouted 'vagina' to scare peter constantly i promise i'll be fine


: you almost made me put my face in a bunsen burner


: plus, kathy once put out a fire with her body by rolling on it so i really don't see the issue here


Wow it's been a while huh? I'm so sorry for not updating in so long, I've just kinda been finding it hard to find motivation recently.


For my regulars (and any newer readers), thanks for sticking with me through this weird adventure! Can you believe it's now been a year since I published this? And almost 40k! That's amazing! I always enjoy reading your comments and they do genuinely make me smile so thanks for that.


It may be a while before I update again so I guess I'll see you then? :)


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