77 | Donut Slander

8:13pm

: I'm sorry, I don't seem to be computing properly. Would you kindly repeat that please?

: lena, you're not an automated customer service email

: Sorry but Sam just told us she has powers???? POWERS?!????

: hi yes still here yes i may have powers

: which is exactly why i'm telling my two best friends, one of whom who happens to be a science genius

: and I'm the moral support i'm guessing

: yes and veronica's the moral support because what the fUCK is going on with me

: this is like when i found out i was pregnant at seventeen but instead of morning sickness, it's me thinking i'm losing the plot because i can hear other people's digestive systems

: ew...

: I've managed to control that one a little but yeah, ew

: Sorry, just short circuited.

: I'm fine now. I have processed that giant fucking curveball you just threw at us.

: I can run some tests on you tomorrow and see if you're still good and healthy.

: yeah that's a good idea

: can we keep this quiet?

: i just don't want to cause a commotion

: Anything you need, Sam. I promise.

: me too

: moral support!!!

7:03am

: guess who just got a promotion!!

: it was very well deserved, alex

: or shall i say, director danvers

: CO

: ahem it's co-director

: shame i can't boss you around anymore now that you've swapped ranks with j'onn

: oh yeah such a huge loss for you lane, truly, sorry about that

: i trust you two to make the right decisions for the DEO should the need arise

: oh fuck yeah i can boss Winn around now

: you bossed me around before!!

: yeah but now i can do it with valid reason

: i believe that's called abuse of power

: i propose a coup d'etat

: uh no, i object

: and it's your turn to buy donuts today

: fine

: as long as they're not the ones filled with toffee

: hope they don't give me too many of those

: WRONG

: I WILL NOT TAKE THIS TOFFEE DONUT SLANDER

: PREPOSTEROUS

: THAT SENTENCE IS A CRIME TO HUMANITY

: INSULTING THE FOOD OF THE GODS

: you know kara, you get to eat all the ones i don't like so technically it's a win-win for you

: or should i say...

: don't say it

: you always make this joke all the damn time

: i agree

: oh that is a win-win, so sorry for my yelling earlier

: or winn-winn!!!

: thank you kara

: winslow i will fire you

: both of you

: from your job and from a cannon and into the stratosphere

: :(

: kara, your pout really doesn't work in text form

: [sadface.jpeg]

: oh no that's actually kinda working what the fuck

: and why on earth are you flying while being on your phone

: you know what i've said about flying into billboards!!

: i've improved at multitasking! promise!!!

: sure and i'm straight

: certainly hope not babe

: [brokenlampost.jpeg]

: woops

: KARA

~~~A/N

Oh god, Supergirl returns in two-ish weeks, who's ready???

Anyways, stay safe!! And thank you for reading!!