The_Lazy_Kitten

#System, #Farming, #Embroidery, #Education, #Cattles

After drowning in the ocean, Tang Yu, a famous fashion designer from America, woke up as the magistrate's lazy daughter, who had been recently married off into a farmer's family!

But, Tang Yu wasn't horrified, but thrilled. "I love adventure! Ancient China is just wow!" 

People: "Your culinary skills are the greatest of all time! I heard you cooked for the emperor's birthday banquet! Whom did you learn it from?"

Tang Yu: Thank you. My mother-in-law taught me.

Mother-in-law: But my cooking skill isn't half as good as yours!

People: You harvested three silos of rice this year, which no other family has ever produced individually in the village! How did you do that?

Tang Yu: It's four actually, and my father-in-law taught me.

Father-in-law: Why could I myself never harvest a full silos though?

People: You just took a dive in the river, and got up with an armful of fish! Do you have magic or what?

Tang Yu: Nice joke, but my brother-in-law taught me.

Brother-in-law: It takes me a day to catch four fish!

People: Empress said the hanfu she donned in the lantern festival was designed by you! Where did you pick up such great skills?

Tang Yu: Oh, my sister-in-law taught me.

Sister-in-law: But, I never got any order from a big family! Not even from the village head's family!

People: You become the district topper in the board examination! Who is your teacher? How much did you pay?

Tang Yu blushed: My husband taught me for free.

Husband: That's a lie, wife paid the tuition fees with her wobbly legs and broken voice.

Farmer Husband Is A Scholar; Hubby, Be My Teacher!

"Because it is positioned on the outermost side of the foot." Mu Yunsheng answered, his eyes narrowed, catching Mu Hien's pale face. He waited until her retreating back disappeared from the view, before positioning his gaze on Song Huan, "Hien appears disheartened. Is she not happy with the proposal?"

Song Huan arranged the leaflets in a neat pile. "What is there not to be happy about? The suitor is tall and hefty, the only child of his parents. He is a talented blacksmith who got promoted to a master craftsman last year. Now, he is saving money to open his own smithy. You yourself confirmed the truth of his bio-data, visiting the smithy he works at." She said, picking up a frond stem.

While Song Huan's left foot held down one of its ends, she used both of her hands to hold the other end, bending it up towards her, and snapping it in half. "What you are seeing is called wedding jittery. Every girl experiences it."

An 80 Years Old Suitor For Mu Jiayi.