The_Lazy_Kitten

#System, #Farming, #Embroidery, #Education, #Cattles

After drowning in the ocean, Tang Yu, a famous fashion designer from America, woke up as the magistrate's lazy daughter, who had been recently married off into a farmer's family!

But, Tang Yu wasn't horrified, but thrilled. "I love adventure! Ancient China is just wow!" 

People: "Your culinary skills are the greatest of all time! I heard you cooked for the emperor's birthday banquet! Whom did you learn it from?"

Tang Yu: Thank you. My mother-in-law taught me.

Mother-in-law: But my cooking skill isn't half as good as yours!

People: You harvested three silos of rice this year, which no other family has ever produced individually in the village! How did you do that?

Tang Yu: It's four actually, and my father-in-law taught me.

Father-in-law: Why could I myself never harvest a full silos though?

People: You just took a dive in the river, and got up with an armful of fish! Do you have magic or what?

Tang Yu: Nice joke, but my brother-in-law taught me.

Brother-in-law: It takes me a day to catch four fish!

People: Empress said the hanfu she donned in the lantern festival was designed by you! Where did you pick up such great skills?

Tang Yu: Oh, my sister-in-law taught me.

Sister-in-law: But, I never got any order from a big family! Not even from the village head's family!

People: You become the district topper in the board examination! Who is your teacher? How much did you pay?

Tang Yu blushed: My husband taught me for free.

Husband: That's a lie, wife paid the tuition fees with her wobbly legs and broken voice.

Farmer Husband Is A Scholar; Hubby, Be My Teacher!

The necklace came in a beautiful combination of shades. The lightest shade of pink, blue, white, and orange pearls had been strung on the gold chain at regular intervals. As the necklace had a length of loops at an end, it could be both extended and shrunk according to the wearer's liking.

It caught Tang Yu's fancy. She held the jade pendant in her fist, closing her eyes. Bluish smoke spiraled up and seeped into her hands.

All of a sudden, a question sprang up in Tang Yu's mind. "Now that I have absorbed the essence from them. Will they hold any value?"

Happy, Tang Yu put all the ornaments back in the chest. "How long will these 187JE points sustain me?"

System Is An Alien From Mars.