Can't Be An Angel

An official Webnovel translated work licensed by Hangzhou Fantasy Technology Network co., Ltd (ciweimao) with comics of the same name available on Webnovel.

Feng Xia transmigrated to a fantasy world. This was the era when spiritual auras were exhausted, various scriptures were lost, and all cultivation techniques failed to aid the cultivators in improving. Feng Xia discovered that he had a superpower of attributes, but something seemed off. 
He killed a Black Jade Spider by stepping on it. [Spider Maiden x1] dropped.
He defeated a strong opponent that qualified as a Great Emperor. [Teenage Great Emperor x1] dropped.
He was in a fight with a goddess for three days and three nights. [Mysterious Young Girl x1] dropped.
“Daddy,” a young girl greeted him in a sweet voice. Feng Xia was struck dumb.

I Pick Up A Bunch Of  Attributes

Faced with Patriarch Muchen's righteous questioning, the dignified King Han of the extreme north was momentarily stunned.

What nonsense was this old thing talking about?

However, in the next second, King Han's expression involuntarily froze. His gaze was a little fixated as he looked at his palm that was touching Patriarch Muchen's butt.

As Patriarch Muchen turned around, the flesh on his butt shook and got squeezed into various shapes in King Han's palm.

"Damn it, are you trying to push your luck?"

Upon seeing King Han's reaction, Patriarch Muchen was immediately enraged. "Never mind if I run into this fiend Xia Donghai, but where do you come from? You even dare to touch your Grandfather Muchen's butt?"

However, the thuggish Patriarch Muchen did not intend to let him off just like that.

Patriarch Muchen Strikes Back!