The Greatest Invention in Human History

The Russian shouted on the phone, "We're about to reach Comoros!"

Kang De was slightly shocked, then frowned. "What are you doing here?"

"Of course I'm escaping! Fortunately, I gave enough money! That's why I obtained the news in advance!"

Kirov's voice revealed an exasperated and miserable tone. "In just a few hours, the Federal National Security Bureau, the Federal Government's Liaison and Intelligence Bureau, the Foreign Intelligence Bureau, the General Military Intelligence Bureau of the General Staff, and even the f*cking Merchant Navy Reconnaissance Team are digging through my old scores—the entire Russian intelligence agency is asking about me! My friends have all called to ask me if I'm selling nuclear bombs!"

"Why would I sell that kind of thing?! I'm a law-abiding businessman!"

At this point, he lowered his voice and said nervously, "However, buddy, I heard that Moroni was attacked by a white phosphorus bomb. Could it be…"