Chapter 24 The best way to deal with an asshole is to be more asshole than him

Walking into the corridor of the gymnasium, Lu Qi and Michael saw two groups of people from a distance, making a noise.

　　Judging from the clothes and gestures of the two, there should be some communication problems between the program staff and the contestants.

　　"Why can she go to the audition first, obviously we came first..."

　　"We all follow the procedures..."

　　Taking advantage of the gap when neither side could convince the other, Lu Qi and Michael quietly pushed open the door on the side and walked directly into the studio.

　　Calling it a studio, it was actually an audition room that was temporarily transformed from a large vacant room in the gymnasium with a background board and a jury's stand.

　　Like the audition scene of other talent shows, there is a shabby taste everywhere.

　　A contestant had just finished his performance, and an old man with a ponytail came to the center of the stage while applauding soullessly.

　　Lu Qi recognized the ponytail elder brother, Rezlo, the host of "Famous or Famous".

　　"Yes, it's really...awesome"

　　"Okay, here's the audition for Season Four of Famous or Famous, in Hollywood, Los Santos! And I'm your old friend, Rezro..."

　　Pointing to the camera and saying a few words, Rezlo continued according to the script:

　　"Next up is Tracy De Santa!"

　　As soon as these words came out, Trish, who had been waiting for a long time on the left side of the stage, was pushed out by the staff.

　　Black stockings, low-cut short sleeves, Qi B skirt...

　　As soon as he saw Cui Xi's outfit, Lu Qi immediately turned his head and paid attention to Lao Mai's reaction.

　　Sure enough, as he expected.

　　When Michael saw Trish, who was very revealing, being pulled in front of the camera by the host, his whole face instantly flushed red and he was very angry.

　　Unconsciously, his hands clenched into fists.

　　Lu Qi was sure that if there was no camera shooting, Michael would probably have gone right away and dragged Trish out of here.

　　"Judges, Trish is a dancer and loves acting, modeling, and preschool education. So, next..."

　　Halfway through the introduction, Rezlo just turned his head to see Lu Qi and Michael who were watching on the sidelines.

　　"Who are these two guys?"

　　"Dad? And...Alix?!"

　　Trish was also a little surprised by the appearance of Michael and Lu Qi.

　　However, her inner desire to express herself in front of the camera and become a big star made her selectively forget what happened the last time her father came to find her.

　　"Then, next, start your show!"

　　At Rezlo's order, Tracy, who was in a good position, began to twist her waist and dance to the music.

　　However, her dancing, as Michael said, sucks.

　　I don't know where I learned cheap sexy dance, Tracy danced while stroking his body,

　　For such a performance, not to mention Lu Qi and Michael, even the judges frowned.

　　Rezlo, who was on the side, looked very happy.

　　"Shake the beautiful body God has bestowed on you, my dear!"

　　While he was talking, he came to Trish's side while shaking his body, put his hand on Trish's hip, and danced an extremely hot-eyed double dance.

　　Seeing this, don't say Lao Mai, even Lu Qi couldn't bear it anymore, and reminded aloud:

　　"Michael, should you do something at this time?"

　　Without Lu Qi's words, Michael shouted, walked onto the stage angrily, and charged towards Rezlo.

　　"enough!"

　　"Hey, I said enough!!!"

　　"what!"

　　Pushing Rezlo down, Lao Mai wanted to keep up with him and give him two feet, but Trish, who had reacted, grabbed his arm.

　　Rezlo, who was sitting on the ground, moved his butt back in a panic, trying to distance himself, and shouted:

　　"Security! Come on someone!"

　　A strong black man came in response and stopped between Michael and Rezlo.

　　"Hey! Stand there, don't move, stand..."

　　Before he could finish speaking, Lu Qi slammed a kick from the side and kicked him directly on the waist.

　　"Ouch", the black security guard was kicked away.

　　Seeing the situation was not good, Rezlo turned around, pushed open the door, and ran out.

　　"You TM stop for me! You little bastard..."

　　Michael scolded and chased after him.

　　Lu Qi followed closely.

　　At this critical time, Lu Qi's advantage in exercising his body was finally manifested.

　　Lu Qi strode out, first surpassing the panting old Mai, and then grabbing the door that was about to close a second before Rezlo was about to open the door and get into the car.

　　"Uh…"

　　Looking at the terrified Rezlo, Lu Qi twitched the corner of his mouth, revealing a devilish smile:

　　"Let's go to a quiet place, slow~slow~talk~"

　　. . .

　　By the Los Santos River, a black Audi slowly stopped.

　　The rear door was opened, and with an "ah" sound, Rezlo was pulled out of the car by Lu Qi.

　　The old man with a ponytail on the left and right seems to be quite frightened, and seems to have imagined his own fate.

　　"Don't kill me, please, don't kill me..."

　　Grabbing Rezlo's neckline, Michael brought his face closer and cursed loudly:

　　"You little bastard, what you did just now... I really want to blow your head off, and then throw your body into the Hollywood Mountains,

Let the wild dogs eat your useless balls! "

　　Michael's ferocious expression made Lu Qi on the side a little surprised.

　　He originally thought that Michael didn't care much for Trish, and didn't want to pay attention to the rebellious daughter who always liked to chase after star dreams.

　　However, judging by Michael's attitude towards Rezlow, this is not the case.

　　Perhaps, for Michael, family is everything he cherishes. Whoever dares to touch his family will suffer!

　　Hearing these threatening words, Rezlo quickly explained:

　　"Listen dude, I'm just an A-Celebrity celebrity who wants to satisfy the entertainment needs of the masses."

　　"The audience likes to watch those things, what else can I do? To tell you the truth, I still have a lot of sexual harassment lawsuits on my body, and I'm still addicted, I can't help it, man. Even driving At that time, I also want to take a sip..."

　　"It's all my fault, just let me go, I won't dare next time."

　　Looking at Lezlo's ugly face defending himself, Lu Qi couldn't help but think of a good way to punish him.

　　"Let you go, okay. Take your pants off!"

　　Not only Rezlo, but Michael was also a little surprised by this request.

　　Although he didn't know what the other party wanted to do, Rezlo, who was already frightened, gave in.

　　"All right…"

　　Looking at Rezlo who was covering his lower body with only a pair of hairy legs showing, Lu Qi curled his lips in disgust, then took out his mobile phone, pointed the camera at Rezlo, and pressed the record button.

　　"What are you doing?"

　　"Now I want you to do a dance, something sexy. If we're done and we're satisfied, you can go."

　　"Uh...I need some music, or..."

　　Rezlo, who still wanted to fight back, was grabbed by Lu Qi's neckline and threatened viciously:

　　"If you don't want your body to sink into Los Santos Harbor, just jump for me!"

　　In the end, Rezlo danced obediently.

　　And this episode of "Be Famous or Make a Ugly" show host's sexy and spicy dance in only underwear was faithfully recorded by Lu Qi's mobile phone.

　　"Now you can get out, and before we change our minds, get out!"

　　Watching Rezlo run away, Lu Qi turned his head, took his cell phone, and raised his voice to the smiling old Mai:

　　"Hey, can I send you a copy of the video?"

　　"Fuck! You'd better keep it to yourself..."

　　After that, the two looked at each other and laughed in unison:

　　"Hahaha…"