As I see my skills , my idea of using the Naruto template is discarded . I am a man of habit and really my current skill list provides a pattern . Now yes I am being illogical but as I like to say screw logic, sometimes you just have to do what you feel like to be honest . Yeah it also helps that I am banging what is supposed to be my mother but Meh as long as she does not have a kid with me banging, I am a ok.
Yeah, I know it is disgusting but really fortunately for me I am shameless . Yeah, I am the type of guy that would be a gigolo in my last life . I would mostly just be banging old widows for money so any shame I had died in my last life when the only way I could get even an ounce of food for both me and my brother was to bang a lady that could be old enough to be my grandma. Now it is such a shame that I had to poison that old crone when she started setting her eyes on my brother . I had promised myself a long time ago that my brother would never suffer what I had to when our parents died.
Yeah, I did things that I am not proud of in both my previous and current life but for me my dignity matters as little as dirt . Now yeah , I may have gotten a bit side tracked remembering memories that I do not want to but it is time I pick a new template.
Yeah , I guess I need the template of a smart guy ? I know just the genius ,billionaire philanthropist
'System initiate Tony Stark template'
[ DING due to wisdom of Solomon , Tony Stark template has reached 100% synchronization]
[Multitasking ( LV 70) gained
Business ( LV Max ) gained
Engineering ( Lv Max ) gained
Tactics ( Lv Max ) gained
Hand to hand ( Lv 80 ) gained
Shooting( Lv 20) gained
Prediction( Lv 60) gained]
[ Ding ! Skills Multitasking ( LV 70) ,Business ( LV Max ) Engineering ( Lv Max ) ,Tactics ( Lv Max ) Hand to hand ( Lv 80 ) ,Shooting( Lv 20) ,Prediction( Lv 60) have all been assimilated into skill Wisdom of Solomon Lv Max]
As soon as that happened information was essentially poured right into my head and wow it is just as I had suspected. I had a suspicion that utilization of templates with similarities to myself or similarities to a fully synchronized template will lead to faster synchronization over all. Ok fine , it was the wisdom of Solomon telling me .
Now , I go towards my and Willows room and as soon as I enter , I see her reading some documents regarding the SDC . Now , I already have deduced all ways that this conversation can go so I choose the most optimal route to help me do what I wanted . I go towards her and as she is going over the document, I start massaging her shoulders . She tenses up at first but as soon as she realizes it is me ? She calms down.
She looks at me and smiles while saying " Thanks , I needed that." Yeah it turns out wisdom of Solomon comes with awesome masseuse skills. Yeah wisdom of Solomon is definitely my favorite ability . I keep on massaging her while helping Willow out by giving her advice.
Willow looks at me and says while sighing in exasperation " Yoshi, how many times have I told you, you should take over the company and I know damn straight that you would be a perfect CEO." I just look at her then , I kiss her after which , I whisper into her ear " Darling , as much as the world likes to think, I did not marry you for money . I married you because I want you ." As I am saying that I feel a part of my soul due . It is only my years of Gigolo experience that stop me from projectile vomiting.
It also helps that Solomon was a ladies man,you do not get 1000 lovers without having a ton of experience with women . Thanks again Solomon you awesome and magnificent pervert. Yeah , I can safely confirm the Solomon knows more about banging then the Kama Sutra and trust me when I say that it is an accomplishment.
" You know darling , maybe it is time we expand the business . " I say after stopping my make out session with my mother . Wow , I am essentially Oedipus at this point . I killed my father, I married my mother and stole his kingdom. Yeah , hilarious and disgusting. I guess I am a mother f***er .
' Hehe he he be'
Yes , I do feel disgusted by what I am doing but after getting r***d by an old hag , you do tend to have a very unique view of the world . All the while, I think this I show Willow blue prints for tech that I want to recreate from Starks memories. She looks at me and says " Yoshi, darling where did you get these?" I look at her while giving her a smirk and saying " Like it , made them myself . With them our family will be the king in not only dust supply but the tech sector as well." I take Willows hand in my own while looking at her with passion" Babe , just think about how my inventions could change the world . We could create a perfect world for our kids . Just think about all the good we can do ." Yeah , the funny thing is I am not entirely lying . At first things between me , Winter and Weiss was awkward but really over the time I spent with them I kinda got attached.
Yeah it turns out having encyclopedic knowledge of all forms of warfare makes you likable to a military buff . Yeah it turns out that Winter was always into the military and stuff . Now Weiss was easy , you get Winter and you get her . I also earn points by being a far better father then Jacques ever was and you know being actually a decent father figure . Now granted that is not that hard considering I was a better father to my baby brother while we were living on the streets then Jacques ever was to his kids in canon.
Now a part of the statement I told was a lie, if I can help it me and Willow are never gonna have biological kids . Yeah , incest is all fun and good until a kid with birth defect pops up .