Space Pot Heads
Chapter 1
JUST LOOKING FOR POT
Donovan was smoking pot on a bench looking the sunset, when suddenly he ran out of grass, therefore he has to go to the Dark Alley for more; at the moment that he gets there, the creepy street seems to be very lonely but as soon as he walks in to the Alley he finds he's favorite dealer ¨Morgan the Clown¨, this guy is an outlandish character, with an odd colorful hat and a really weird violet purple dress, he´s eyes are deviated and a big smile with gold teeth; then, when Donovan gets close to him, he smiles and give him the welcome by saying..
MORGAN THE CLOWN ¿ Yo what's up my man ? ¿ how can I help you tonight D ?
DONOVAN Morgan the Clown my friend... you have the best pot of this place, ¿ do you know that ?
MORGAN THE CLOWN I have the best pot on the planet bro believe me. ¿ how much would you like on this beautiful night ?
DONOVAN 25 dollars will be find for now, you know I have to save the rest for a bottle of wine
MORGAN THE CLOWN I hear you brother, been there done that; OK there you go my favorite customer have a great night !
DONOVAN thank you man, you too, appreciated
In that precisely moment a couple of motorcycle guys interrupt the situation by suddenly stopping next to them, taking he´s helmets off and saying
MOTORCYCLE GUY 1 Stop right there you mother fuckers, ¿ you remember me fuck face ?, you sold me that shit the other day... and it was a piece of shit !!
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MORGAN THE CLOWN Calm down man... I told you cocaine is not my shit, that's from another guy, sorry; but I can make it up to you with grass...
MOTORCYCLE GUY 1 Make it up with this Mother Fucker
In that moment he pulls out a gun and shoot on his chest; after the impact Donovan throws himself to the ground and cover his head, trying not to look the murderers on the face, and the guy with the gun says
MOTORCYCLE GUY 1 Look I know is not your fault but you are in the wrong place at the wrong time and now we have to silence you as well; ¿ you understand right ? no hard feelings kid OK ?
suddenly out of nowhere appears a powerful white light that dazzles all and it comes from above them; and the other guy says
MOTORCYCLE GUY 2 ¿ What the Fuck is this shit men ? I can't see a fucking shit !!
MOTORCYCLE GUY 1 I don´t fucking know men, probably the police... let's get the fuck out off here men !!
MOTORCYCLE GUY 2 yeah let´s go
the two boys escape on their bikes as fast as possible and let Donovan alone in the alley with the light, at the same time that Donovan is looking an enormous bag of Morgan's marijuana that fell to the ground during the event, then he decides to pick it up from the floor and run off the crime scene. but after a few seconds running his body stops and he is lifted upwards with a huge bag of pot in the right hand and the one that he previously bought on the left hand, and then he looks right up to him and sees the most amazing UFO than the human history has witness, and then he is took inside; once he is inside the ship in front of the aliens, they staring him, and he staring back; they look look like common aliens, small, skinny, green, big heads, big and sweet eyes... but with some kind of a crazy space football helmet with headsets include; and then they put one of this
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special helmets on him, then they turn it on and start to talked
ALIEN 1 Do not touch the helmet dude, you need it to understand us and we need it to understand you, this are high technological translate helmets; with this babies we talked and understand more than 3400 languages across the universe.. well except Canadian french who understand those guys anyway ?
ALIEN 2 calm down we are not gonna hurt you, we are friendly we come in peace.
ALIEN 3 ¿Hello how are you? ¿what's your name?; excuses us for the Faults in the communication System, we still working on it...¿are you OK human?
DONOVAN Yes I'm OK thank you...my name is Donovan...¿what is going on?
ALIEN 1 Don't worry everything is fine.. we saw what happen with those aaassss hooooleeesss, sorry Ass holes ! from a mile away and we came here to help you... and for something else..
DONOVAN I knew it mother fuckers !!! stay away from my butt you want my sperm or something !!
ALIEN 2 Are you brain damage you sick fuck ?!?
ALIEN 3 why in the hell we are going to require your disgusting fluids crazy fuck !?!
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ALIEN 4 he is a sick bastard !
ALIEN 1 take it easy guys he is just scared, remember the first time that we saw one of them
ALIEN 2 scared the shit outta me
ALIEN 3 AND 4
me too
ALIEN 1 OK so let's be patient with the guy...listen sorry for our behavior, but we are cool believe me; ¿ may I ask you something dude ?
DONOVAN
OK sure
ALIEN 1 ¿ is Morgan the Clown your leader ?
DONOVAN
¿what?
ALIEN 4 let me hit his helmet to work this shit !...there you go!
ALIEN 1 sorry for that, what I mean is ¿ Morgan the Clown was you dealer ?
DONOVAN before he dies..yes
ALIEN 4 yeah we know before he dies, what's wrong with you kid ?
ALIEN 1 leave him alone Suckingdickstania, by the way the names have no translation. but I could assure you this big fella have a girls name
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SUCKINGDICKSTANIA Fuck you Blowholecraps I'm pretty sure than your fancy name is funny in some other language, and some day I'm gonna find in which one
BLOWHOLECRAPS sure Suckingdickstania don't wait to long
SUCKINGDICKSTANIA
I wont
BLOWHOLECRAPS what ever..OK kid let´s go back with you...¿ what is in that bag is the fabulous Morgans pot ?
DONOVAN
...yes
ALL THE ALIENS CREW Yeahhhhhhh!!!! awesome
BLOWHOLECRAPS OK here's the deal kid: we really need that pot because...is the best of the galaxy or at least from this planet, and also we traveled a lot more than you to find it and I'm talking about light years kid, but I'm pretty sure that you already know that. the thing is that we used to make the deals with the Clown, but due to recent events that´s not gonna be possible any longer right ?. then we have the other matter that.. you see.. we don't really have any money, because as you can imagine, is not easy for a bunch of pot head aliens to find money on your planet or at least make any deal at all. so here's the thing... we are going to treat you with the same courtesy that we used to treat the Clown and you will provide us the mayor part of that beautiful, exquisite smelling bastard motherfucking delicious weed... ¿ is that a good deal for you Donnie Boy ?
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DONOVAN that depends.. on this deal that you are talking about, ¿ what is it for me ?
BLOWHOLECRAPS Excellent question, and this the moment when our friendship grows as the same as your discretion. you'll see we have gifts and this gifts are very, very unusual on your planet, and the responsibility on the way that you use this gifts, are obviously completely yours, and the consequence as well.. having said that.. ¿ would you like to know our offer ?
DONOVAN
...yes
BLOWHOLECRAPS Assscratcher !! bring the necklace ! .. he has the coolest name of the crew, ¿ don't you think guys ?
ALL THE ALIENS CREW yeah, yeah, pretty cool name
ALIEN 3 I like that name for my children, is so strong
ASSSCRATCHER there you have captain blowholecraps
BLOWHOLECRAPS thank you Commander Assscratcher.
OK mister Donovan, allow me to explain you about this gift, this is not a regular necklace, by far.. ¿ can you see this tree little cute pyramids ?
DONOVAN one red, one blue..and one green. yes
BLOWHOLECRAPS OK usually we provide collars with one pyramid..but because you stole (more)
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BLOWHOLECRAPS the Clown's month a half provisions, we consider that tree pyramids will be fair
DONOVAN and ¿ what does this pyramids do ?
BLOWHOLECRAPS now...this is the cool part, the pyramids can have almost any skill or power that you like, but only one skill or power each, and once we program the pyramids the process is irreversible, that means the power of the pyramids cannot be change
DONOVAN and ¿ which powers do you have available ?
BLOWHOLECRAPS ¿ what would you like ? choose wisely
DONOVAN the first power for the first pyramid... I will like to be an extremely attractive man for all the beautiful woman around the world, with the exception of my relatives of course
BLOWHOLECRAPS of course, absolutely, we are not animals. please continue
DONOVAN the second one... well I like to be extremely rich
BLOWHOLECRAPS wait a second my friend, we cannot provide you money for free or without consequences, but we could provide you a skill to make all the money that you like...; I don't know..perhaps see the future to buy the lottery, things like that. for example for the wish with the woman attraction we could increase in a disproportionate way your (more)
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BLOWHOLECRAPS pheromones beyond your imagination, but remember it has to be some skill that you could use as a tool; ¿ you get it dude ?
DONOVAN yeah, yeah, sure... in this case then... see the future will be the second one
BLOWHOLECRAPS OK done..¿ and the last one ?
DONOVAN this may sound weird to you guys but...
SUCKINGDICKSTANIA weirder than now that's impossible
BLOWHOLECRAPS shut up let him talk
DONOVAN someday I'm gonna tell you the meaning of your name dude you'll see.
BLOWHOLECRAPS don't listen to him please continue
DONOVAN OK... I will like that..every tree that touches turns into the best marijuana ever
ALL THE ALIENS CREW awesome !!!
BLOWHOLECRAPS Ok, let me put the necklace in our special machine and will be done. please assist me with this matter lieutenant Cumeater
CUMEATER intermediately Captain Blowholecraps
they put the collar into the machine and added the skills properly to each pyramid, after that Donovan received his necklace and gives them back the mayor part of pot to the aliens in order to close the deal
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BLOWHOLECRAPS OK everything is set to you my friend; but I have to mentioned a couple of things more, take the helmet with you as an extra gift in case that you need to contact us again, also here´s the tech support phone number for the necklace in case that you need it, they open 24/7
the alien gives him a golden shiny card with the phone numbers
BLOWHOLECRAPS and the last thing that I have to tell you is that there´s no reimbursements on this deal. ¿ are we clear my man ?
DONOVAN we are clear
BLOWHOLECRAPS Excellent; now one more thing before you go, nothing really important but I thing you should know, the power of the pyramids will start individually and we can´t tell you which pyramid will start first and which last, but we could assure you that all the pyramids will work at his own time, also the pyramids will not going to start until tomorrow when you wake up, so sleep tight because tomorrow you will have an intense day my friend, and the real, real last thing that I have to tell you is that the only way to pass this power to someone else is to make it received this pyramids but I´m pretty sure that you don´t care about this last instruction.
DONOVAN got it dude
BLOWHOLECRAPS excellent dude; now you ready for your trip back D ?
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DONOVAN absolutely man
BLOWHOLECRAPS OK get in to that space cabin is kind like star trek thing and then we will shot you back to your planet
DONOVAN
sweet !
once he is inside the cabin
BLOWHOLECRAPS OK, good luck, see you later, vaya con Dios, good bye !
DONOVAN one more question !
BLOWHOLECRAPS yes bye bye !
they send it back to planet earth, he appears on the ground with the necklace and the crazy helmet and then he sees the UFO flying away; he goes back to his house with a shocking smiley face, then he gets to his room to sleep, so he could enjoy his new powers tomorrow like the alien told him
BACK TO THE UFO
the aliens are dancing electronic music, drinking and smoking Morgans pot, kissing each other and party really hard while Assscratcher talks with Blowholecraps
ASSSCRATCHER that guy does not know what he is into ha ha ha
BLOWHOLECRAPS absolutely my dear friend assscratcher tomorrow we will turn on the interplanetary TV and syntonize the fool channel and we will have so much fun; ¿ right crew ?
ALL THE ALIENS CREW Hell yeah motherfucker !
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BLOWHOLECRAPS now taste this space margarita that I did, not to sour not to sweet, made it with the roots from the planet mother fucker !! ha ha ha
ASSSCRATCHER excellent mother fucker ! I love planet earth weed and music; yo DJ Lickingballs put some hard rock space shit ! I´m to high right now my man
DJ LICKINGBALLS Yo everybody ! this is DJ LB in the house!! the next song is dedicate to my man Assscratcher ! let´s get wasted mother fuckers !
ALL THE ALIENS CREW
yeah!!!!
NEXT DAY IN THE MOURNING ON DONOVAN´S LIFE
Donovan lives alone in a shitty department he wakes up at 9am hits the alarm clock and take a shower then dress up have a breakfast, then prepare to goes to his shitty job as a veggie food delivery guy. he has no car therefore he walks to his job, while he does it he star to looking the ladies on the way, but none of them pays any attention to him
IN THE MEAN TIME ON THE UFO
everybody is lay down on the floor sleeping when suddenly Cumeater wakes up and says out loud
CUMEATER wake the fuck up mother fuckers !! the show already started !
everybody wakes up and the captain says
BLOWHOLECRAPS mother fucker what a party, Assscratcher
ASSSCRATCHER
yes sir
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BLOWHOLECRAPS bring me my coffee and light me up a joint ¿ will you ?
ASSSCRATCHER yes sir...¿ how would you like your coffee ?
BLOWHOLECRAPS lots of cream no sugar, like me having sex
ASSSCRATCHER
got it
BLOWHOLECRAPS
Cumeater
CUMEATER
yes sir
BLOWHOLECRAPS how we goes with the signal ?
CUMEATER almost set just a couple of adjustments and... there you go ! we have a signal now
ALL THE ALIENS CREW Yeah!!! wow ! ugh
BLOWHOLECRAPS keep it quiet I know the hang over for the drinks is terrible I envy the ones that only smoke pot because they never wake up with a hang over, but for the moment the ones who does drink take the bloody Mary that Stinkfist prepare for the mourning and..shut up and sit because the show already started. Turn off the lights mother fucker
they sit on the floor and watch the show of the life of Donovan on a big screen that receives the signal from the tree pyramids that are hanging on Donovan's neck, because the pyramids are also cameras.
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BACK TO PLANET EARTH
Donovan gets into his job place, a veggie restaurant with express service called the Nihilistic Gruyere and as soon as he gets in he sees his boss right to the eyes, his boss is a hipster with a big mustache and big glasses called Sebastian
SEBASTIAN you are late
DONOVAN
I know
SEBASTIAN
you care ?
DONOVAN give a fuck
SEBASTIAN how big the fuck is ?
DONOVAN
huge
SEBASTIAN this is not the first time
DONOVAN
I know
SEBASTIAN
you care ?
DONOVAN
Fuck no
SEBASTIAN you are fired
DONOVAN
fuck yes
SEBASTIAN
fuck you
DONOVAN fuck your sister
he walks out of the restaurant with a big smile on his face and trowing away his badge, feeling free for the firs time in a long time. then after a while walking he tops in the corner and watch the beautiful woman passing by, waiting for
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the pyramids start to work on. the aliens watching the scenario through the screen
BLOWHOLECRAPS ¿ when the first pyramid works ?
CUMEATER
soon
Donovan sitting on a bench, suddenly the blue pyramid starts to light up, then Donovan's pupil of the eye starts to get wide open like if he was on LSD and he began to see the future : A car hits the bench in which he was sitting on !.
He jumps across the street falls to the asphalt and the car crash into the bench almost killing Donovan in the act but he safe him self from the accident; meanwhile on the UFO the Aliens jump from their sits and the floor from the excitement !!
ALIENS yeahhhh, Awesome !
A FEW ALIENS shh ! let us watch the movie
Donovan stands up from the street and Can´t believe what just happen; he stay on shock for a few seconds while the people on the area get near to comfort him
LADY are you alright ?
GUY I´ll see what happen, do you need help ?
KID are you hurt ?
OLD WOMEN How you feel son ? are you alright?
he starts to running away from this place without answering, and he keeps running until he gets to a casino, on that moment before gets in he things : ¡ the first power is to see the future !.
then he gets inside of the casino sits on the table for the roulette and gives the dealer the only twenty dollars that he has; the dealer give him twenty dollars on chips; Donovan looks at the roulette, close his eyes and see the future again...number 2 black; then he open his eyes
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DEALER OK...last bets
DONOVAN everything at the number 2
he puts all the chips at the number two
DEALER OK last bets...OK all bets off
the roulette keeps spinning around, Donovan's face is full of tension about the situation and the aliens on the UFO are holding their breath...
DEALER and the number is... Number two! black
all the aliens jump and scream from exiting on the UFO and Donovan celebrate as well
DONOVAN Yeahhh!! Mother fucker can believe it !!
DEALER OK.. let´s keep it classy shall we, OK.. congratulations to the gentleman with the filthy shirt ! twenty dollars per two times thirty five wins Fourteen hundred Dollars!
the aliens on the UFO and the people on the casino celebrate Donovan's Victory !
ALIEN 27 Shots for every mother fucker last one of you !!!
ALL THE ALIENS CREW Hell yeah Fuckfacer!!
FUCKFACER Hell Fucking yeahh!!!!
Donovan keeps winning all day long and betting big money each time, the party on the casino and the UFO is unstoppable until... later on the night when Donovan has accumulate more than five hundred thousand dollars he gets a new revelation: tree huge security man from the casino come to him take it to an office, talk to him to see what's going on and after a while talking they start to beating his face
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and body to pull it up a confession about the mystery technique that he may used to earn money each time. After that revelation Donovan comes back to the present situation and says
DONOVAN OK ladies and gentleman, it has been a pleasure to play with all of you tonight but I have to go now, believe it or not I know when to fold
EVERYONE ON THE CASINO
awww noooo
ALL THE ALIENS CREW awww nooooo
DONOVAN yes, yes, that´s the key, but listen, it was really nice to meet you and.. good luck see you next time, OK ? Good night
two tall security man from the casino get close to him and Donovan says out loud
DONOVAN thank you gentleman's for your kindness and good service, please take this modest tip
one hundred dollars chip chips each one
DONOVAN and have an amazing evening all of you, I had the time of my life and believe me I'll be back, see you later kids
he goes as soon as possible to the cashier and change all the chips for his profit around five hundred thousand dollars and suddenly a really elegant gentleman touches his shoulder, therefore Donovan jumps in a really nervous way
ELEGANT GENTLEMAN sir would you like us to call a taxi ?
DONOVAN don´t worry someone is waiting for me out side, thank you
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ELEGANT GENTLEMAN ...are you sure ? is company policy with such a high amount of money
DONOVAN completely sure thank you
ELEGANT GENTLEMAN perhaps would you like to join us with your friend, the one that is waiting for you out side, in our office to uncork a bottle of champagne to celebrate your profits and talk about your future VIP status with our casino
DONOVAN ...!..thank you so much but I can´t; you know how girlfriends are when they are in a rush
ELEGANT GENTLEMAN absolutely but this make take just a few minutes and I´m pretty sure that your girlfriend will enjoy the champagne sir
DONOVAN thanks but no thanks, maybe some other time, OK ?
the people of the casino starts to look at them like if something going on, then the gentleman realize about that and leave Donovan goes in a kind of politely way
ELEGANT GENTLEMAN absolutely sir we don´t want to hold you any longer, the only thing is that..we would like to know how a gentleman like your self could make out of twenty dollars an amazing profit of...five thousand dollars; we are extremely intrigued about it
DONOVAN I have seen people making similar profits or even a lot more on the slot machines with almost nothing
ELEGANT GENTLEMAN yes you say it by your self Mr..
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DONOVAN
D
ELEGANT GENTLEMAN Mr D...you say it by your self on the slot machines, we have seen that to, but you were playing roulette, several time during several hours
DONOVAN so..what you are saying is the..¿ is profitable to play slot machines rather than roulett
people and aliens keep watching them
ELEGANT GENTLEMAN no sir.. what I was trying to tell you is that we will like to personally congratulate you with our best champagne and express our gratitude for been such a good customer
DONOVAN thank you again but that will have to be some other time
ELEGANT GENTLEMAN absolutely sir have a nice evening
DONOVAN
you to
DONOVAN TO HIMSELF WHILE LEAVES THE
BULDING
Go fuck your self cock sucker mother fucker, I almost shit on my pants with this fucking guy I need to smoke some pot now
all the aliens on the UFO clapping and passing the join like in a movie theater
ASSSCRACHER humans always amazed me how they handle this type of scenarios, that´s the reason why we don´t use these toys, they are very dangerous
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CUMEATER and that´s the reason that we prefer to watch them; they are so fucking funny
BLOWHOLECRAPS and then we could learn something about them
SUCKINGDICKSTANIA Shut up! I can´t hear a shit!
ALL THE ALIENS CREW
shh!
in the moment that Donovan walk out the casino the blue pyramid turn off and when he is about to cross the street he almost get run over by a taxi, he step back and grab harder his backpack which contains almost all the money, some other part are on his pockets
TAXI DRIVER Go Fuck your self kid!! be careful when you cross the street shit head !
DONOVAN Shit.. I really need a joint.
¿ what the fuck happens to my blue pyramid ? is not longer turn on or something,I can´t see the future.. technical support !
he pulls out his shitty first generation cellphone, he looks at the golden card and calls...
BLOWHOLECRAPS OK everybody keep it down! he is calling right now, we now the routine...answer the phone Mrs Ballsucker
MRS BALLSUCKER Hello intergalactic necklace technical support my name is Nancy how can I help you ?
but because his not wearing the helmet what Donovan really hear is this
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MRS BALLSUCKER Druoooogggshalom craasssjjdououshemaaaa wok wok suoookkkccchhhshitttt
DONOVAN mm..hello, excuse me I don´t understand, will you please repeat again ?
MRS BALLSUCKER Druoooogggshalom craasssjjdououshemaaaa wok wok suoookkkccchhhshitttt
the aliens on the UFO start to look at each other like pretty surprised and Donovan is seems to be extremely surprised as well
SUCKINGDICKSTANIA we sound pretty different on the movies right ?
DJ LICKINGBALLS
yes we do
ASSSCRACHER ¿ what's going on guys ?
BLOWHOLECRAPS ...I know what is going on, he is not wearing the fucking helmet
ALL THE ALIENS CREW ohhh yeahh of course
DONOVAN hello, hello
BLOWHOLECRAPS listen Mrs Ballsucker tell him that please put your helmet on
MRS BALLSUCKER Mr please put your helmet on
MRS BALLSUCKER BRRRRRAAOOONNGKGK FFFRRRAAAK
DONOVAN
say what ?
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MRS BALLSUCKER BRRRRRAAOOONNGKGK FFFRRRAAAK
DONOVAN ¿ what the fuck ?
MRS BALLSUCKER BRRRRRAAOOONNGKGK FFFRRRAAAK!!
DONOVAN would you please repeat yourself slowly
MRS BALLSUCKER BRRR..RRAAOOONNG...KGK... FFFRR...RAAAK
DONOVAN ..?..I´m sorry I need to speak with your supervisor please
MRS BALLSUCKER
frrruk
DONOVAN hello sir ?
ASSSCRACHER BRRRRRAAOOONNGKGK FFFRRRAAAK
DONOVAN you have to be kidding me
ASSSCRACHER druuuooonndddoookkkgahah linkakakansbdh gruoongun fak
Donovan sees a man driving a bicycle with a helmet and then he understands
DONOVAN oh! you want me to use the helmet right ?
ASSSCRACHER Creeeesss !
DONOVAN OK perfect I call back
he hangs up and takes a taxi.
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he pays to the taxi driver and gets running to his shitty department, once inside he goes to his room and takes the helmet of the floor put it on his head and call again...
MRS BALLSUCKER Hello Mr Donovan can you hear me ?
DONOVAN
¡ Yes !
ALL THE ALIENS CREW
¡ Yes !
BLOWHOLECRAPS
shh!
DONOVAN what's going on ?
MRS BALLSUCKER Nothing don't worry Mr Donovan,
Welcome to the intergalactic necklace technical support, ¿ how can we help you ?
DONOVAN Finally ! OK this is the thing, my blue pyramid turn off and is not working, how can I see the future, and also the other two pyramids do not work yet, what can I do ?
MRS BALLSUCKER OK Mr Donovan what happens is the following, the pyramids works individually each one of these will turn on and turn off at his own time, and we can control that, usually they work separately one per time, however sometimes the pyramids works together and is very difficult to control that
DONOVAN ¿ What ? this is ridiculous.. how am I supposed to control this ?
MRS BALLSUCKER you have to understand that this is a unique power necklace and that the responsibility for the way to be used is completely yours, we are (more)
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MRS BALLSUCKER here only to provide you information
DONOVAN ¿ so this things will start at the time that they want and stops at the time they want with no control from my side on it ? ¿ is that correct ?
MRS BALLSUCKER
Correct
DONOVAN This sucks !
MRS BALLSUCKER I´m sorry to hear that Mr Donovan, we do understand your frustration but...
he hangs up on her and everybody laughs on the UFO
DONOVAN TO HIMSELF what can I do now ? why nobody told me about this ?...Fuck !
Suddenly the green pyramid start to lights on, Donovan looks the pyramid grabs his helmet and gets inside the backpack full of money and goes out side running again; when he is on the sidewalk he sees this beautiful lady walking by..
DONOVAN
hmm..hello
LADY Go Fuck your self
DONOVAN OK..I will..
DONOVAN TO HIMSELF OK..if Blue is to see the future and green is not for the ladies..then red must be for the ladies, and green is for...
he sees a beautiful big tree across the street he almost can hear the angels music on the background, he cross the street and touch it then the whole tree turns into process marijuana ready to smoke it, he grabs big pieces of weed and smell it while he hides it on his backpack and pockets
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DONOVAN Jack Fucking Pot ! man!! Mother fucker can believe it, I love you fucking martians !!!
SUCKINGDICKSTANIA We are not from mars you fucking idiot we are from planet 550vonz xx galaxy 990 !!
DJ LICKINGBALLS He finds Weed!!!!!!
ALL THE ALIENS CREW YEAHHHH!!!!!
DONOVAN TO HIMSELF I'm rich and I have an unlimited source of weed, ¿ what can I do ?
he immediately goes to the best club on the area ¨Scarlet Head Trip¨ , with a huge waiting line on the entrance; Donovan with self confidence gets to the guard who's immediately stops him by putting the hand on his chest
GUARD ¿ What your think that you are doing ?
DONOVAN uh mm I trying to get inside
GUARD
Hell no
DONOVAN Hell fucking yes
GUARD watch the language kid; but know that I know that you are so tough guy..please let reconsider a second thought... uh mm No !
DONOVAN maybe this will encourage you for a third thought ?
he give him tree hundred dollars, and he takes it
GUARD excuse me Mr...
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DONOVAN
D
GUARD
Mr dick ?
DONOVAN
Mr D !
GUARD
Mr Dick !
DONOVAN No!..you know what ? call me Donovan or D boy whatever you like but let me in OK ?
GUARD sure Mr Dick boy you are welcome to our club as always sir, enjoy your evening !
DONOVAN thank you, you too men.
he gets into the club and the place is crowded of beautiful woman and some guys, he walks to the bar with a big smile on his face and ask..
DONOVAN hum excuse me bro
BARTENDER don't call me bro
DONOVAN
OK men
BARTENDER ¿ what do you want ?
DONOVAN ¿ what´s the most expensive drink on the house ?
BARTENDER The Fucking Tripping psychedelic spaceship mother fucker 2447 with a lemon twist !
DONOVAN ..wow sounds heavy
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BARTENDER it is heavy I created by my self
DONOVAN OK men, give me one of those because at any moment soon you are about to see an avalanche of ladies all over me, like you never seen before in any other man on planet earth.
BARTENDER ha ha ha ha ha ha ha really ?
DONOVAN that's going to be a fact
BARTENDER sure I'll seen elf's fucking nymphs last night in here but I'm pretty sure that your spectacle is going to pass over everything we ever saw
DONOVAN
damn right
BARTENDER OK how will you like your drink with spit or sperm ?
DONOVAN pretty funny men..do it perfect and I will tip you hard
BARTENDER we don't take marbles here sir
DONOVAN ha ha pretty funny I'm shitting on my pants right now with your hilarious jokes Mr Bill Hicks
BARTENDER oh OK I think that´s smell was your cologne but I'm supposed that I was wrong
DONOVAN yes you where, now would you please give me that drink ?
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BARTENDER sure I don't want to miss the carnal fest of female inexhaustible lust all over your magnificent body
DONOVAN yeah, yeah whatever you'll see
while the bartender is preparing the drink Donovan takes a quick look to see the different girls that are on the club, then he looks to his red pyramid and still off but the green pyramid still on with a pretty nice light, then the bartender back to him with a big purple and violet drink with a little umbrella an a happy face balloon tied to the big cup
BARTENDER there you go Casanova
DONOVAN ¿ what the fuck is this men ?
BARTENDER The Fucking Tripping psychedelic spaceship mother fucker 2447 with a lemon twist ! sir
DONOVAN ha ha OK..let me try it..mm..what the ..is incredible men ! you are a magician, is the best drink I ever taste !
BARTENDER yeahh I know is tree hundred dollars please
DONOVAN ¿ What the ..!? OK the drink is really good, here's the tree hundred and another hundred because you are a charming man
BARTENDER wow! I don't know what to say.. thank you sir now I could have a bar on my own, thanks!
DONOVAN what does this drink have ?
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BARTENDER rum, vodka, LSD, Ecstasy, apple juice, grape juice, strawberry juice, that bartender vagina's lubricant, a couple of things that you may not even know and a lemon twist sir
DONOVAN well it is excellent, thank you
BARTENDER you are welcome sir
when the bartender goes, Donovan turns to his left and accidentally hits a beautiful girl, blue eyes, red hair, skinny; and spills her drink all over him
BEAUTIFUL GIRL oh fuck !..I´m sorry
DONOVAN don't worry I'm sorry
BEAUTIFUL GIRL well you should, you trow my drink, just kidding are you alright ?
DONOVAN ha ha yes I´m fine, ¿ are you alright ?
BEAUTIFUL GIRL yeah sure no problem
DONOVAN Let me buy you a drink
BEAUTIFUL GIRL no you don't have to that´s OK
DONOVAN
I insist
BEAUTIFUL GIRL no that's OK is not a big deal
DONOVAN you like pot ?
BEAUTIFUL GIRL ..ha ha yes of course I like pot
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DONOVAN if you let me buy you a drink I will invite you to smoke pot outside and believe me this is some awesome weed
BEAUTIFUL GIRL mm ... OK why not what a hell
DONOVAN Thank you, ¿ what's your name ?
BEAUTIFUL GIRL
Emma
DONOVAN nice to meet you Emma I'm Donovan
EMMA nice to met you too Donovan
they are outside smoking pot and drinking colorful glasses looking the stars the beautiful night and the moon, the aliens on the UFO keep smoking pot drinking alcohol and watching the movie
ASSSCRATCHER the earth is so romantic..I will like to have a moment like that with you Clitlicker
CLITLICKER you never call me after that night
ASSSCRATCHER
yes I was
ALL THE ALIENS CREW
shut up
they keep looking the movie
DONOVAN don´t you think that this night is beautiful ?
EMMA yes it is, and kind of weird also
DONOVAN weird?..why?
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EMMA If I told you... you will never believe it
DONOVAN Ha ! If I told YOU... you will never believe ME
EMMA really ? what makes your night special
DONOVAN not only this night, but this two last nights
EMMA really ? tell me
DONOVAN are you sure you are prepare to hear this ?
EMMA
try me
DONOVAN
OK
CLITLICKER he does not dare
DONOVAN last night I was looking for pot, then I was kind of abducted for the most cool and kind aliens that I never meet,than they offer me this tree gifts necklace in exchange for the pot that I had found, each pyramid have a power and every time that one of the pyramids turn on release his power until turn off again, for the moment I had use two
EMMA cool... what kind of powers ?
DONOVAN OK the blue one makes me see the future, the green one turns every tree that I touch in marijuana and the red one gets me all the beautiful woman near to me
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EMMA OK that´s a very cool story but there's only one flaw on that story
DONOVAN which one ?
EMMA it seems that you don´t need the red pyramid to attract a woman
All the aliens in shock on the UFO
ALL THE ALIENS CREW
no way!!
DONOVAN ..and why do you think that ?
Emma and Donovan came closer
EMMA because..the light that you have on is the green not the red one...and that means..
they kiss and all the aliens are moved for the scene
DONOVAN that was amazing
EMMA
yes
DONOVAN are you single ?
EMMA yes and you ?
DONOVAN
yeah
right in this moment a tall, burly man with a cowboy hut comes out the club with two tough guys
TALL, BURLY MAN Emma ! I'll been looking for you all night ! where were you?
EMMA
Run !
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DONOVAN
what ?
EMMA if I like you, come with me
they both run away from tall burly man and his friends
TALL, BURLY MAN Emma wait ! I just want to talk ! who´s the jerk with you ?! Emma come here !
they run and hide on the bushes behind the club, the Tall burly man and the two tough guys run in front of them and pass them, Emma and Donovan still quiet for a moment behind the bushes to lose him
DONOVAN if this is not an inopportune question..can I ask ?.. who's that guy ?
EMMA Sorry for that...he is my ex boyfriend Richard, a complete asshole; we are no longer together since like one year ago, but he still bothering me and chasing me; believe me the only thing that I feel for him is..repulsion. It has been a nightmare to meet some one new because of him, he have money so it´s difficult to get away from a jerk like that even if you want. I truly understand if you don't want to hang out with me anymore on this night..or ever
DONOVAN don't worry, I still want to hang out with you tonight
EMMA
cool
DONOVAN
very cool
they kiss again
33.
DONOVAN but..tell me something..¿ if his name is Richard I'm pretty sure that many people must call him..
EMMA ha ha ha Dick, that drives him crazy, ha ha
DONOVAN
ha ha ha !
ASSSCRATCHER Suckingdickstania we could also call you like that
SUCKINGDICKSTANIA Fuck you men let me enjoy the movie
ALL THE ALIENS CREW ha ha ha ha ha ha
DONOVAN ¿ you wanna see something cool ?
EMMA
yeah
he touches the bushes in front of them and the bushes starts to turn in marijuana..
DONOVAN ¿ you see ?
EMMA ¿¡¿ What the Fuck did you give me pervert ?!?
ALL THE ALIENS CREW oh no men..!
DONOVAN ¿ What ?...I have not given you anything wrong, I was telling the truth ! ¿ remember ? about aliens and stuff..
EMMA ¡ Get away from me Pervert ! you put some acid on my drink or something ! how can I been so fool ?!..¡ Fuck you don't touch me !
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DONOVAN But Emma I will never put anything on your drink, what you are seen is real ! ¡look, touch!
EMMA ! get away from me you crazy fuck, I'm going to clean my system or something ! ¡ Don't follow me !
DONOVAN Emma.. Wait..
she goes away from Donovan, he stay sitting on the grass next to the bushes.
ALL THE ALIENS CREW awww fucking bummer men ! no way ! he was doing good, damn it !
BLOWHOLECRAPS OK kids..is time
ALL THE ALIENS CREW ¡¡¿¡¡ What Really ?!!?
ASSSCRATCHER Are we going to interfere boss ?!?
SUCKINGDICKSTANIA is that not forbidden by the federal universal law from the system 4762-ew-q6t ?
DJ LICKINGBALLS you know what ? Fuck the federal universal law from the system 4762-ew-q6t !
BLOWHOLECRAPS this is an emergency, the kid needs our help..Miss Cocksucker's Bullshit, Call him to the helmet now ! and put me on the line !
MISS COCKSUCKER'S BULLSHIT yes sir Right away! Captain Blowholecraps
The helmet on Donovan's back package starts ringing...he looks everywhere then he realize than the ringing comes from his back package, he opened pull the helmet out, he stares at it, then he put it on his head..
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DONOVAN ¡¿..hello !?
BLOWHOLECRAPS ¿ What are you doing ? you fucking dimwit !
DONOVAN OK..mm..¿ who is this ?
BLOWHOLECRAPS ¡¡¿ Who is this Mother Fucker !?! ¿¡ Really is that what you have to ask on this moment !?!
DONOVAN usually..yes
BLOWHOLECRAPS This is Captain Blowholecraps you Fucking Moron !
DONOVAN oh OK sir how you doing ?
BLOWHOLECRAPS How are we doing ? he asked how are we doing ?...We are Fucking fine thank you..but how the fuck are you kid ?
DONOVAN not so good I guess..
BLOWHOLECRAPS you guess! you Fucking guess ! listen mother fucker.. we are breaking like 180 laws here to call you and tells you that you are about to lose the girl of your life !
DONOVAN how you know about that
BLOWHOLECRAPS look at you and look at her ! we know the universe more than you, we know what we are talking about !
DONOVAN ..OK I think that I know what are you trying to tell me, but how did you realize about the situation ?
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BLOWHOLECRAPS because we are looking your life from our UFO through the high potency cameras in our spaceship and through our high definition cameras with microphones on your necklace
DONOVAN you are looking me right now ?
BLOWHOLECRAPS yes that´s what we do..looking people, that´s not the subject here, the subject is that you have to go for that girl Now !
ALL THE ALIENS CREW NOW!! You Fucking Dimwit !
DONOVAN Oh hello guys !
ALL THE ALIENS CREW Hello Donovan !
DONOVAN but..why you don't help me
BLOWHOLECRAPS Because we can't interfere, ever ! no matter what, this is the must that we can do dude, and we are risking our jobs here men
DONOVAN sorry men..
BLOWHOLECRAPS forget about it kid, what´s done is done...just get the girl
DONOVAN thank you men
BLOWHOLECRAPS you are welcome buddy
DONOVAN and which type of screen are you looking at me right now ?
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BLOWHOLECRAPS 1700 inches baby Ultra hyper IMAX system
DONOVAN ok cool. thank you guys again
ALL THE ALIENS CREW
yeahhh
BLOWHOLECRAPS remember stay out of trouble because we can´t interfere, If our bosses find out that we are helping you in the most subtle way..we are screw get it ?
DONOVAN
got it
BLOWHOLECRAPS you can't call us back from the helmet us the number that I give you and call from a regular phone, OK ?
DONOVAN
OK
BLOWHOLECRAPS see ya good luck, go for the girl
DONOVAN where did she goes ?
BLOWHOLECRAPS we don't know we could only follow you
DONOVAN
dammed
BLOWHOLECRAPS by the way remember..we can't control the pyramids so whatever that happens you have to control the situation, OK ?
DONOVAN understood men
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BLOWHOLECRAPS OK good luck dude
Donovan runs back to the club to find Emma, the electronic music of the club intensifies, the green pyramid turns off, he gets inside the Scarlet Head Trip club again and walks between the people looking for her; Emma is at the other side of the club talking with Byron the bartender and his friend
BYRON ¿ what´s going on sexy ?
EMMA I´m worry because I think that someone may put a psychedelic drug on my drink with out my permission
BYRON No way ! I will kill that mother fucker, but I'm an expert on psychedelic drugs and almost any kind of drug that exist on this planet so let me take a look; show me your pupils sweetie
EMMA
OK
BYRON ...mm this is weird...
EMMA
¡¿ What !?
BYRON Nothing you have nothing, well except for the cannabis that you obviously smoked and a few drinks that´s all
EMMA ¿ are you sure ?
BYRON 100 percent sure
EMMA this is interesting..
BYRON
what ?
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EMMA Nothing, forget about it. ¿ Would you give me a Cosmo ? gorgeous
BYRON sure beautiful I´m going to give you the best, but ¿are you alright?
EMMA yes, don't worry, thank you handsome
Byron goes to prepare her drink.
At the other side of the club Donovan keep looking for Emma when suddenly between all the people in the middle of the dance floor he sees the Elegant Gentleman that was on the Casino that almost stop him, but this time he dresses differently: like a sadistic sexual ambiguously captain motorcyclist all in black latex and leather a very reveling in some body parts outfit; then Donovan stairs in shock in front of him while he is dancing with his eyes close, alone and in some kind of ecstasy's, then he open the eyes and sees Donovan then he approaches him dancing...
ELEGANT GENTLEMAN hey baby ¿ looking for love ?
DONOVAN yes but with all the respect..not with you
ELEGANT GENTLEMAN I'll see, another confuse man on this world ¿ right ?
DONOVAN hum no, just looking for a friend girl
ELEGANT GENTLEMAN ¿ really ? ¿ girl ? ¿ are you sure ?
DONOVAN
yes
ELEGANT GENTLEMAN surprise to see me like this boy ?
DONOVAN Kind of..well I have to go
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ELEGANT GENTLEMAN ¿ still got in that briefcase the half million dollars ?
Donovan look at him without awnsering the question
ELEGANT GENTLEMAN Don´t worry handsome I wont tell if you do me ..a favor.. Dance with me
DONOVAN I don´t dance with strangers
ELEGANT GENTLEMAN My name is Jorge but you could call me Selena if you like
at the other side of the club on top of the dance floor in the bar of the club, Byron sees Donovan talking With Jorge while Jorge is dancing in front of Donovan who stands still
BYRON That guy is weird !
EMMA which guy ?
BYRON the guy that stands still in front of the sadistic dancer
EMMA Fuck ! I know that guy !I have to talk to him, see ya later Byron
BYRON chicks dig fucking weirdos !
Jorge dancing in front of Donovan...
JORGE and tell me ¿ what a cute guy like you wants ?
in this precisely instant Dick and his big buddy's gets in to the club and they look right in to the eyes of Donovan and Donovan look them back, then they point at Donovan and running to him pushing people away
DONOVAN
¡¡ Dick !!
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JORGE ¿¿¡¡ You want Dick !?!
now we are talking baby !
Donovan runs away from them and when Jorge realize that he escape says
JORGE hey Stop him he have a lot of money !
Dick and friends push Jorge away and keep running with a lot difficulty to get Donovan...Donovan finds Emma
EMMA Hello I was looking for you..¿ what happens ?
DONOVAN Dick and his balls are chasing me
EMMA get it.. come over here
she takes him to a dark room with neon lights inside the club and as the electronic music intensifies she give him a passionate kiss...Dick and his friend lose them for a moment but they keep looking, in the meantime Emma and Donovan keep having their magical moment...
DONOVAN
that was..
EMMA yeah I know
MRS BALLSUCKER FROM THE UFO TO HIM SELF Fuck.. I will like to be a human
ALL THE ALIENS CREW
Me too !
DONOVAN lets get out of here, I don´t need anything else from this place
EMMA agree, lets go.
by the way ¿ who was that guy that you were dancing with ?
42.
DONOVAN I was not dancing with him, and I unfortunately meet him when he try to stop me from getting out the casino with..
In that moment Dick and his friends grab them and put a pair of pistols in his ribs so that nobody sees
DICK ¿ where you going lovebirds ?
DONOVAN to take a ride, wherever you don´t fucking care
DICK oh a dump fucking mouth guy with a pair, nice chance Emma; you come with us fuck head !
EMMA leave us alone Dick ! I don't want anything to do with you anymore ! ¿ don´t you get it stupid dick head ?
DICK my name is Richard not Dick ! and you know how damn well I get pissed off when someone call me like that !
EMMA then leave us alone or I will scream
DICK If you scream I kill both of you right now ! you know pretty well that I´m crazy enough to do it, besides I have a lot of money and the jail is for poor people
ONE OF DICK'S BODYGUARDS but sir there are plenty of millionaires in jail
DICK ...Shut the fuck up Tony ! I don't pay you to talk
43.
TONY OK, I just saying
DICK I don´t give a fuck if Richie rich is on jail, lets get a fuck out of this place now we this two flowers of the spring, because we need to talk privately
in this very instant the red pyramid start to lights on, and a few seconds later all the girls of the club start to looking Donovan with crazy lustful eyes..
GIRL 1 oh he is so sexy ! ¡ I wanna fuck him right now !
GIRLS 2,3,4,5 oh yeah me too !
GIRL 6 I want to give him a blow job now !
GIRLS 7,8,9,10,11,12 Yeah me too, I want to suck him dry !!
GIRL 13 I wanna stick his face on my vagina !
GIRLS 14,15,16,17
yes !
DICK ¿¡what the fuck happens in here!? ¿which type of fucking voodoo cologne do you have mother fucker?
DONOVAN I tell you the secret if you let us go
in that moment Emma look at him to his eyes, look to the red pyramid and look back to his eyes, kindly smiles and cover her eyes in a cute way and let one eye to see.
DICK what the fuck !! let us go ladies !
all the ladies of the place starts to surround and enclose them to get to Donovan, the girls from the upstairs begin to realize about the Donovan charming presence and scream
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LADY 432 I love you !!
LADY 478 Be my lover now!!!
LADY 899 Fuck me! I wanna have your children!!
all the girls from the second and third level of the club jumps right to the first floor to try to touch Donovan, they fall one in to others like metal heads in a concert, Byron from the bar sees the action and gets stunned
BYRON ¡ the Mother Fucker was Right !
the girls on the club separate Donovan from the others Dick and accomplices hides his guns and Emma escapes on the confusion; all the ladies on the club lift up Donovan and after a few seconds moving him across the club they pull him down and enclose him..
JORGE excuse me gold diggers, ¡ step away Bitches ! he´s mine !!
all the mans on the club tries to stop his wife's and girlfriends but is impossible, is mayhem on the club and the music is accelerated; fortunately and with an incredible effort Donovan crawled under the ladies legs and escapes running out from the club but some ladies see him and chasing him, he´s shirt is open but the backpack is fine, he still running and all the ladies follow him and the guys follow his ladies, he runs in a beautiful sunrise while is chasing by a bunch of beautiful women and their boyfriends and husbands; the cops see the mess and comes to the ¨rescue¨, so now Donovan is being chased by the police also, with a backpack full of money and weed; he runs desperately and out of nowhere Emma appears with her motorcycle next to him..
EMMA get on my bike !
DONOVAN I fucking love you !
EMMA I Fucking love too. now get on the bike
he climbs on the back of the bike and they go
45.
EMMA they still behind us
DONOVAN I´m going to trow this thing away
he throws the necklace to the air but it returns like a boomerang around his neck
EMMA ¿ what happened ?
then he remember the words from the Captain Blowholecraps :
BLOWHOLECRAPS ¨And the real, real last thing that I have to tell you is that the only way to pass this power to someone else is to make it received this pyramids but I´m pretty sure that you don´t care about this last instruction.¨
DONOVAN I have to give this as a gift
EMMA
¿ what ?
DONOVAN yes, please stop
EMMA really ? are you nuts ?
DONOVAN trust me I got a plan
EMMA
ok
Emma stops the motorcycle
DONOVAN please get down
EMMA what ? no way
DONOVAN
trust me
46.
EMMA ...fuck men! OK but please take care of my bike
Emma gets down the motorcycle and look Donovan to his eyes
DONOVAN hold my backpack...open it
EMMA ¡¿¡ What a Fuck !?!
DONOVAN we have like half million dollars on this backpack and a lot of pot..stay here, keep it for me, all I need is forty thousand dollars and Ill be right back
EMMA you promise ?
DONOVAN
yes
she gave him the forty thousand dollars, keep the rest and they both kiss again, he goes in the motorcycle against the crowd and she waits.
he breaks through the people with the motorcycle, the girls still trying to get him, he sees Jorge on the crowd, he gives the hand and said..
DONOVAN Get on the fucking bike men
JORGE
sure baby
he gets behind Donovan and hold him tight, Donovan shows an awkwardness face and accelerates the bike getting away from the harassing girls in the back direction passing trough the cops then everyone change the course to chasing him, in that way Donovan keeps the people away from Emma; he gets momentarily away enough from all the crowd and then he stops and say..
DONOVAN get down men I have a surprise for you
47.
JORGE OK I like surprises
DONOVAN would you like forty thousand dollars ?
JORGE oh what do I have to do ? is it kinky ?
DONOVAN depends from you..
OK I need you to accept this necklace as a gift
JORGE ¡¿ forty thousand dollars for taking a gift !?...¿ whats the catch ?
DONOVAN No catch just take it, ¿yes or no?
the people and the cops are getting close to them
JORGE I will like more money just in case
DONOVAN remember the casino ? when the blue pyramid gets on you will know what to do..
Last chance ¿ we have a deal ?
JORGE yes have a deal
in the moment that Donovan gives the necklace to Jorge, everyone is getting really closer but now the eyes of the women are looking to Jorge and the color pyramids start to blinking like crazy until the tree lights on at the same time...Donovan Starts the Bike and goes right to Emma's way and no one stops him now...Jorge realize the mistake that has done and runs like crazy away from the horde of horny girls that scream to him and tries to get him naked.
Donovan pass right trough the cops at maximum velocity but they keep following the crazy horde of girls chasing Jorge in the opposite direction..
48.
ALL THE ALIENS CREW
¡¡WoooW!!!
Donovan is getting closer to the love of his life and look at her right to the eyes like saying ¡We did it! and she smiles back to him like saying ¡we are going to be alright!
then suddenly out of nowhere Dick and his friends appears on a white limousine and force Emma to gets in, while Donovan screams ¡¡¡no!!! and accelerates all that he can.
Donovan limousine pursued through several streets and blocks, Dick's accomplices starts the fire against Donovan who does not have a gun and all that he can do is dodge bullets, then in a moment Donovan takes a shortcut and just when Dick thought he had lost him, Donovan appears right in front of them and accelerate the bike
DICK AND HIS FRIENDS ¡¡ No Way!!! ¡¡He is Fucking Crazy!!! !!!¿what the fuck he is doing??!!
then he jumps above the limo dropping the motorcycle in the air and breaking through the sunroof falling on Dick´s balls starting a fight inside the limousine Emma and Donovan against everybody else, between shooting and beatings the limo loses control of the road and jump off a bridge...
EVERYONE ON THE LIMO Fuck!! Shit!!
but the limo stops floating in the air with a light surrounding it...and above them the UFO, so the UFO holds the limo in the air for a moment while a thinner light coming from the main light get inside the limo opening the door and taking out Emma and Donovan with their backpack to taking them inside the UFO, once they enter, the light goes out and the limo falls into the water and the UFO left the place
INSIDE THE UFO
Emma and Donovan Gets into the UFO and the aliens receive them with joy, Emma is more impressed then Donovan and holds his hand tight, Donovan is extremely happy..
DONOVAN You see ? I told you the truth all this time
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EMMA
I knew it
DONOVAN Oh put the helmet she is offering you I already have mine, is just to understand them
BLOWHOLECRAPS Welcome aboard, nice to finally meet you Emma..
EMMA are these your parents ?
Everyone laughs..
BLOWHOLECRAPS no, we're just good friends and we saw all your adventure, it was fantastic; allow me to introduce us: My name is Captain Blowholecraps
EMMA you kidding me
DONOVAN no they don´t
BLOWHOLECRAPS no we don´t..OK and this is Assscratcher
ASSSCRATCHER you were amazing kids!
BLOWHOLECRAPS this Suckingdickstania
SUCKINGDICKSTANIA You're too much for him, he does not deserve you
DONOVAN ha, ha, ha ! Sucking, Dicks,Tania always so pleasant..
ALL THE ALIENS CREW
ha ha ha
50.
BLOWHOLECRAPS he is DJ lickingballs, this is Miss Cocksucker´s Bullshit, this is Mrs Ballsucker..and ugh! Fuck this shit ! these are the rest of the crew! say hi guys
ALL THE ALIENS CREW
Hi guys!!
DONOVAN Thank you for saving us guys
EMMA yes thanks alot
BLOWHOLECRAPS do not mention it, you are the coolest guys we've seen, it was a pleasure
in the background they can see the big screens with the image of Jorge trying to escape from the crazy girls
DONOVAN how you realized where we were after I handed him the necklace
BLOWHOLECRAPS we decide to follow you just in case that you may need some help
DONOVAN And ¿what about the ¨we can't help you rule¨?
BLOWHOLECRAPS some rules were made to be broken
DONOVAN thank you man
BLOWHOLECRAPS besides we need more weed
ALL THE ALIENS CREW
ha ha ha
BLOWHOLECRAPS Let´s celebrate guys !, DJ lickingballs ! ¡ Bring the motherfucker beat down ! and Assscratcher Bring out the drinks (more)
51.
BLOWHOLECRAPS for everyone ! let´s get this funking party started !, anyway on earth are just 11 a.m. ...
ASSSCRATCHER But in some planet are pass five !!
EVERYONE ON THE UFO YEAHHH!!!!!
DJ lickingballs puts some music, everyone dance, smoke pot, drink psychedelic colorful drinks and celebrate; the UFO turns into a gigantic flying disco...
BLOWHOLECRAPS Keep all the money but let´s get real motherfucking high with all that exquisite grass my friends
EMMA absolutely Captain !
in the meantime on planet earth...
Jorge is running naked away from the girls that are desperate to fuck him, he runs through the park barefoot therefore transforms the landscape in marijuana plants.
Dick was rescued from the water by the authorities who arrested him for speeding, illegally carrying of weapons, disturbing and damage to the city and carry a considerable amount of crack.
FEASTING ON THE UFO
Emma and Donovan are having the time of their life, when suddenly...
SUCKINGDICKSTANIA Stop the party ! the Bosses are contacting us
BLOWHOLECRAPS make a video conference
five tall bosses appears on the screens everyone seems to be kind of worry..
TALL BOSS 1 we know you cheated and interfered in human lives
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BLOWHOLECRAPS yeah Master Cockinthemotherfuckingass we know that you know
MASTER COCKINTHEMOTHERFUCKINGASS what do you know ?
BLOWHOLECRAPS well..we know that you know that we know what you know...¿ you know?
MASTER COCKINTHEMOTHERFUCKINGASS ¿ What a Fuck are you talking about captain Blowholecraps ?..¿ Are you Stoned ?
BLOWHOLECRAPS ¿ Am I stoned ?..yes kind of..
MASTER COCKINTHEMOTHERFUCKINGASS is that weed that good ?
BLOWHOLECRAPS better then that..is the best I have ever taste Master Cockinthemotherfuckingass
MASTER COCKINTHEMOTHERFUCKINGASS OK we forgive you if you bring us some of that amazing pot..¿OK?
BLOWHOLECRAPS
Deal men
EVERYONE ON THE UFO Yeah!!!!!!!
MASTER COCKINTHEMOTHERFUCKINGASS but there is one last condition Captain Blowholecraps...
BLOWHOLECRAPS ¿ which one boss ?
MASTER COCKINTHEMOTHERFUCKINGASS you have to take the clothes off the earthlings and the entire crew has to copulate with them to procreate a race of better marijuana hunters for the future, and then exterminate them, please
Complete silence on the room
53.
SUCKINGDICKSTANIA ¡¡ yes !!, sorry
BLOWHOLECRAPS ¡¿¡Really!?!
MASTER COCKINTHEMOTHERFUCKINGASS ¡¡¡ We Are Kidding Motherfuckers !!! ha ha ha ha ha ha you fell on the joke Motherfuckers!!!
the bosses laughed with entire crew of UFO, and Emma and Donovan are just coming out of shock, and laughing necessarily but them coming the real laugh
MASTER COCKINTHEMOTHERFUCKINGASS As a matter a fact, take the whole week off motherfuckers all of you did a great job, We have not laughed so hard since.. I don´t really remember, any way kids have fun and when you finish your party, give them a ride to wherever they ask you to take them, just remember to leave us some of that crazy pot men. see ya later nice to meet you guys take care
EMMA AND DONOVAN Nice to meet you too sir
MASTER COCKINTHEMOTHERFUCKINGASS all of you enjoy talk to you later crew bye
ALL THE ALIENS CREW
bye bye !!
end of transmission and back to the party
BLOWHOLECRAPS OK guys you here the bosses let´s party...
ASSSCRATCHER I never understand one thing..¿ why you don´t keep the necklace a little bit longer with you to get more out ?
DONOVAN because I have everything I want
54.
he looks at Emma and gave her a passionate kiss, everyone is on the party and the UFO flies across the galaxy and the good music sounds everywhere on the space...
The End