Ch.9
"Holy…shit" those were the only words Aiko managed to squeeze out, after all he just went through about 12 hours of rough fuckin sex.
"That, was, wonderful I'm going to go take a shower" Robby said getting up from the bed and going to the bathroom leaving Aiko's shell shocked body on the bed.
[hey mr. 12 hours we gotta talk about some stuff]
"Sure whatcha need" Robby said starting the water for his shower while stretching because he was sore from last night, and the morning.
[so I was talking to my boss about the stuff I was planing to give you so he could approve the request, and he did approve it but we had to run a mandatory system check, and we found some stuff we had to patch, but I was aloud to heal you]
"So the long and veiny of it is I get my shit, but I also lose some shit" Robby said not very worried about what he lost.
[yeah, when we ran the check we saw some issues we missed, I mean we have been using custom systems so we're a bit rusty]
"Get to the point yo, I'm in a good mood so y'all don't gotta worry" Robby said stepping into the shower, enjoying the sensation of water hitting his face.
[alright first check your stats]
"Alright, bring 'em up" Continued Robby while grabbing the shampoo.
[random noise]
Name:Robby Callahan
Race:catalyst
Lvl:1 (70%)
Hp: 100%
Mp: 100%
Str 13
End 18
Dex 14
Int 30
Wis 30
Cha 20
Skills
Ice sculpting lvl:Fuck you!
Succubus aura lvl:5
Quirk: omnipower Lvl: 1
1: metal
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"How the hell did I get 70% in my exp?" Questioned Robby while washing his hair.
[the first 20% came from the lust ability you got, which happens to be one of the changes I made]
"So I don't have it anymore, that's a bit disappointing" Robby asked not really caring much.
[no, you still got it, just had to change the function since it would have gotten way out of proportion when your a higher level, because it was on a percentage based increase]
"Makes sense, how'd you change it?" Robby asked while rinsing his hair.
[instead of it giving you exp, it now gives you 10 su for every hour of sex]
"That, actually sounds like a better deal, thanks Kenny" thanked Robby as he started conditioning his hair.
[sweet, so the next change increases the frequency of quests, but it also has more severe penalties, but you can choose to refuse quests if you want]
"Great, any other changes?" Asked Robby while rinsing his hair.
[nope aside from the stuff I'm gonna give you nothing]
"Noice, so what do I get" Robby asked wanting to get his shit.
[alright, so they were fine with me giving you one ability, and since you didn't want to have to level it I decided to just level up omnipower and turn off the randomizer to pre determine what you get]
"Sweet has it been installed yet" Robby asked while washing his body.
[yup, just now]
"Alright, open it up"
[onomatopoeia]
Name:Robby Callahan
Race:catalyst
Lvl:1 (70%)
Hp: 100%
Mp: 100%
Str 13
End 18
Dex 14
Int 30
Wis 30
Cha 20
Skills
Ice sculpting lvl:Fuck you!
Succubus aura lvl:5
Quirk: omnipower Lvl: 2
1: metal
2:lockjaw
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"So what's it do?" Robby kept asking.
[it let's you eat metal]
"Sounds fun, does it work on people?" Robby the very not cannibalistic person asked.
[yeah, it pretty much just makes it so you can chew, swallow, and digest metal]
"Metal bro" Robby punned.
[that's hell-arious]
"Well this has been a DAMNED good time" Robby said.
[that one was a bit weak]
"Yeah, I'm a bit rusty on account of the whole no human interaction for several million years thing" explained Robby.
[yeah, so I'll start teaching you about your ability once you get out of the shower]
"Sweetness, I was planing on starting a workout regimen soon anyway" stated Robby while rinsing his body.
After a few minutes Robby emerged from the shower and wrapped his lower body is a towel, he then walked out of the bathroom and into his and Aiko's bedroom where he found that Aiko was no longer laying on the bed at first he wondered where he had gone, until he heard the sound of cooking coming from down stairs, so he walked down to the kitchen to find Aiko focused intently on what ever he was doing, naturally Robby immediately snuck up on him and slapped him on the ass.
"Ahh! What the hell Robby?!" Aiko yelped while jumping a bit.
"What the hell yourself, you never told me you could cook" Retorted Robby while smirking.
"It just never came up that's all, besides, you've been cooking me great food for the last few days, so I wanted to surprise you" Aiko said going back to his cooking.
"Aww, that's so sweat, I'll sit down you focus on your cooking."Robby said while going to sit at the table.
'Hey Kenny do I have any su'
[yeah 120]
'Sweet can you open you item shop'
[noise]
Shop
———
Su: 120
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Infinity gauntlet: 120 billion
Black hole generator: 150 billion
Black hole stabilizer: 50 billion
…
'Dude, Just show my price range'
[ah, yes got it]
[another noise]
Shop
———
Su: 120
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Nutrient cube: 10
Nut sack: 20
Water: 5
…
'Nut sack, really'
[it's a bag of nuts, the hardware]
'Why would I need that?'
[it'll make sense in a bit for now just get something]
'Yeah sure'
Robby continued to look through the selection of items as Aiko finished up cooking his and Robby's breakfast until he finally found something he was interested in.
Shop
———
Su: 120
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Weapon ticket: 100
Details: one time use, used to obtain a weapon belonging to one of the failed participants.
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'Failed participants?'
[there have been other people chosen to do shit like this ya know]
'So is this like a gacha or something?'
[yeah but it can only be used once so you gotta be careful]
'Meh, you only live twice!'
[so your getting it]
'You know it!'
[course you are, want me to just use it?]
'Why not'
[processing, request confirmed, initializing process]
Then out of nowhere, a giant roulette wheel appeared in front of Robby, thankfully it couldn't be seen by Aiko and couldn't affect the physical world given the fact that it was currently going through the table, Aiko, and most of the kitchen.
[starting roulette]
And, as expected, the giant wheel started spinning at extreme speeds only slowing down after three minutes, which was also when Aiko finished cooking.
"Bon appetit!" Aiko yelled while placing the burnt pancakes in front of Robby.
"ah, tu parles français?" Robby asked frenchily.
"Uhh, I don't speak much French" Aiko said not expecting Robby to know French.
"Right, let's eat!" Robby said remembering that he's in Japan.
"Hope you enjoy it, I'm not a great cook" Aiko said scratching the back of his head.
"Yeah about that, have you ever cooked pancakes before?" Robby said looking at the lump of charcoal in front of him.
"No, not that I can remember" Aiko responded trying to remember the last time he cooked.
"Wonderful, screw it! I've probably had worse!" Robby said not very worried.
"When?" Aiko asked curious where he ate a pile of dog shit.
"Russia, ever had an expired Russian MRE?" Robby said getting ready to take a bite.
"Those expire?" Aiko asked being the rich man he is.
"Eventually" Robby said holding the burnt and very mushy pancake in front of his mouth with balls of steal, literally.
As he was about to take a bite he was interrupted by a loud bell sound and a metric shit ton of confetti, and when he looked back at the huge ass wheel he had been ignoring he noticed that the little spoke thing had stoped on a crack between two options and the word jackpot was floating above it.
[you lucky daddy fucker]
'What?' Robby thought putting the pancake equivalent of burnt ice cream in his mouth.
[oh nothing, you just got something that GOD considers powerful enough to be dangerous]
"Fuckin hell!" Robby yelled as he almost choked on the wet charcoal.
"Are you okay Robby?!" Aiko asked praying Robby didn't choke on his pancakes.
"Yeah I'm fine, I gotta go out and take a walk" Robby said getting up from his chair.
"How were the pancakes?" Aiko asked hoping they were better then they looked.
"Terrible, love you!" Robby said going to the stairs.
As Robby was making his way back to his and Aiko's room he heard mumbling about not being that bad of a cook, and coughing a few seconds later, but that didn't bother him, instead he focused on putting together his outfit.
"Alright this is pretty good if I do say so my self, what do you think?" Robby said proud of how hot he was.
[chef's kiss]
"Damn straight, so I'll do some exercises and you help me out with my quirk, sound good?" Robby asked.
[kosher]
"Are you Jewish?" Robby asked curiously.
[nah, but I do know the truth about all that god bullshit so I consider myself a bit of everything]
"Cool" Robby responded satisfied.
(Robby's outfit)
After checking himself out for a good three minutes he went downstairs and asked Aiko where his keys where.
"Hey Aiko where are your keys?"
To which Aiko responded "their hanging up by the door"
"Thanks! See you in a bit!" Robby yelled.
"Wait, do you have a drivers license?" Aiko asked remembering that he's thirteen.
"Course not!" Robby yelled happily.
"Great…" Aiko responded not surprised.
So having the keys he went outside, got in the car, and immediately started going 80 in a 45 zone, after a few minutes of speeding around corners he was almost out of the forest when he heard sirens, so as the law abiding not really a citizen he is he pulled over and activated succubus's aura.
"Sir do you know how fast you were go-" The generic cop line was interrupted by Robby staring straight into the cops eyes, which immediately put him into a trance.
"Yeah, wanna show me how fast you go" Robby said stepping out of the car without breaking eye contact, Robby started circling around the cop keeping him in a trance, so with him sufficiently "sedated" Robby reached down and grasped his gun pointed it at his head and pulled the trigger, killing him, and the whole time without breaking the smile on his face.
"Ah~ that felt good" Robby said getting back in his car putting the gun in his inventory and driving off not a care in the world.
A few more minutes of regular driving later he reached downtown Musutafu and drove down to the park, when he got there he wiped the blood off his face and got out of the car, obviously locking it then he walked around for a bit to find a place to sit down, once he did he started talking to Kenny.
'So how's my quirk work?'
[well to put it simply…I can't really put it simply, it's incredibly complicated, but when you use it dont think of it as changing what your body is think of it like venom, a separate entity that encases your body, and think of it as a liquid, like mercury]
'But I thought that it changes everything to metal not just the surface?'
[it does, this just makes it easier to visualize]
'Interesting, alright I'm Gonna try'
[you got this buddy!]
So with Kenny's words of encouragement he sat in a lotus pose and began focusing on his fingers visualizing a liquid creeping up his fingers after about three minutes he noticed he couldn't move his finger so he opened his eyes and saw that his left index finger had been turned to metal.
"Fuck yeah!"
[chill bro there are other people here]
'Ah right'
So having one successful test he tried turning his finger back, which was surprisingly easy, it kinda felt like his finger was in a Chinese finger trap with his mood all peppy from the successful test, and murder, he tried replicating his results.
Thankfully he was able to replicate his results successfully, but this time he noticed that he did it in about two minutes and 37 seconds, so he turned his finger back and repeated his test, this Time also getting about 2:09, so instead of turning his finger back he tried turning his middle finger while keeping his index changed.
Interestingly this time it took him five minutes to completely change his middle finger, noticing this he tried replicating it seeing if it would have the same result as before, and lo and behold he successfully changed his middle finger in four minutes and twenty five seconds, noticing this he concluded that once he's changed one of his appendages his body remembers how it changed and the initial difficulty was caused by his bodies lack of experience.
'This is fucking incredible'
[yeah kinda]
'I'm talking about this bodies ability to remember and adapt'
[god damn man, murderer or not, you're a scientist through and through]
'Hey! It's cool, don't make fun of me!'
[nerd]
'Gay bitch'
[ha! That's a compliment to me!]
'Fuck we're like twins dude'
[I know right!]
"Someone help!" Screamed some random lady.
'Wait, is that?'
[yeah I think it is!]
The thing they were talking about was a rapidly speeding away giant who was holding some woman's purse, Robby immediately started to sprint after the thing, the reason being is that this was his chance to meet the FORMER main character of MHA, Izuku Midoriya.
Unfortunately for Robby that big mother fucker was kinda fuckin fast, fortunately for Robby he was getting all kinds of stats since he ran from fucking downtown to central Musutafu, and finally when he got to where the heroes had stoped the big douche he took a break to look at his stats, and because he was panting like a dog.
[noise that isn't ding]
___________________
Name:Robby Callahan
Race:catalyst
Lvl:1 (70%)
Hp: 100%
Mp: 100%
Str 13
End 20
Dex 15
Int 30
Wis 30
Cha 20
Skills
Ice sculpting lvl:Fuck you!
Succubus aura lvl:5
Quirk: omnipower Lvl: 2
1: metal
2:lockjaw
______________________
[pretty nice, there he is!]
'Thanks brosky' Robby thought talked as he looked where Kenny was talking about to see a short ass mother fucker with some broccoli on his head, having found his target he casually walked over and stoped behind him finally hearing the trademark incoherent mumbling.
"Whatcha writing?" Robby whispered in his ear.
"AHH!" Yelled Izuku having been sufficiently startled.
"Pleasure to meet you, names Robby" Robby introduced extending his hand to Izuku which is weird since he hadn't turned around yet.
Once Izuku had relaxed a bit he turned around to see the hottest mother fucker he had ever met which caused him to be beet red, it didn't help that Robby had succubus aura running in the background.
"Hello? Ey I'm talking to you!" Robby said having completely forgot about Succubus aura.
"H-hello, I-I'm Izuku Medoria" Izuku stuttered while hesitantly taking Robby's hand.
"Good to meet you, I'm new to japan mind showing me around?" Robby asked giving two shits about plot.
"U-um, I'd like to but I have to get to school" Izuku said still blushing.
"That's to bad, how about tomorrow?" Robby asked not excepting defeat.
"S-sure I should be free" said Izuku with his face red as a baboons ass.
"Wonderful! Here at 9?" Asked Robby while wondering if he fucked the plot yet.
"S-sure that sounds good" responded Izuku happy he could meet this hottie again.
"See you then, I gotta go exercise" Robby finished realizing he didn't finish talking with Kenny.
After saying that Robby spun around and started walking back to the park with Izuku just staring at his back, and ass, but Robby didn't care, he didn't even notice because of his awful spacial awareness, after a bit he made it back to the park and went back to the bench he was sitting on to practice.
[as I was saying, what was I saying? Never mind, encase you were worried about you being hurt while changed don't be, the metal you turn into is practically indestructible, except for high power acid and high levels of radioactivity]
'Nice, anymore tips for changing?'
[nope, do what you're doin]
'Noice'
After his short conversation with Kenny he went back to changing and unchanging his fingers trying various combinations and methods to get acquainted with his power, after 3 hours he was able to change all of his fingers one at a time in 10 minutes and 48 seconds, and he could hold the change for thirty minutes.
since he had gotten the changing process down to an extent he decided to figure out how to move while changed, it took him six minutes and twenty seconds to be able to move with one finger changed, though it was still pretty stiff feeling and limited in what he could do, ten minutes later he could move two at once, and three hours later he could move with all his fingers changed freely.
[pretty impressive, it took Robin a week to figure out how to use his power right]
'Who's Robin?'
[just an old contestant, his world was pretty brutal]
'How so?'
[he was stuck in the middle of the Amazon naked with no instruction except one mission]
'Damn'
[yeah, he won though, nice guy]
'I'm really lucky huh?'
[you have no fucking idea]
Having finished his conversation with Kenny he decided to test his power, he walked towards the nearest tree with his right hands fingers changed and curled into a fist, he stoped in front of the tree that was about as wide as him and out of the blue he snapped his fist forward with impressive force and knocked a solid chunk off the side of the tree.
'Damn!'
[cool huh, and your strength isn't even that high]
'Yeah, it's getting kinda late I should head back'
[it's only like, five]
'Have you forgotten how much I fuck?'
[ahh]
Robby changed his hand back and walked towards where he parked, when he reach the car he got in started the engine and started dangerously speeding away, this time without getting pulled over, on his way back he passed by the corpse of the cop he killed laying by the side of the road, but he didn't care and just kept going, because he was horny.