What the Fuck is this Isekai Bullshit?

Opening his eyes by the sudden sun's ray, Vanoss woke up on his bed.

*Yawn!*

Stretching for a moment, he finally stood properly before saying.

"Good morning USA! Well, time to go back to work—... oh wait, I just remembered I need to visit my parent's house."

Recalling something, Evan gave out a sign.

"😩 This will be a boring week."

When he steps forward, he just finally realizes he feels as if he's out of the place. As if, he doesn't belong here.

Scratching his eyes for a moment before opening once again. With a blink, his eyes widened as he realized he was no longer in his room. 

Or this isn't his room, or his house at all.

"This isn't my house."

Vanoss' eyes darted around his surroundings, to which he recognized the interior, it felt so unfamiliar and familiar at the same time, with wooden walls, yellow carpet, and other stuff he felt familiar with.

"Wait a minute..."

Running towards two doors, by the time he opened it, the first thing he saw was the view above the clouds.

"Wow, is this my old minecraft house?"

By the time he looked down, he finally remembered he was 200 blocks above ground, making him jump back in fright.

"Holy Jesus! I just remember my house was on top of a large tree, damn, am I in a dream?"

He asked himself. He felt a little panicked and stood up from the wooden floor and roamed the building. To his confirmation, he was indeed in his Minecraft home, except not blocky.

Vanoss took a moment to calm down and think about what his next actions are going to be.

"Okay, calm down, Evan. Take your time to analyze your situation." Evan said as he sat on his bed and started brainstorming.

"Either this is a really bad dream, or I actually got isekaied like those weird Japanese cartoons. All in all, let's just hope I'm dreaming."

Without hesitation, Evan pinched himself, and he immediately felt the pain.

"Okay, I'm not dreaming. I literally got isekaied!"

He then signed in defeat.

"Oh well, I guess the universe decided to play a sick joke on me. Heh, funny."

Evan started to sob, as the reality of his situation dawned on him. He is in another world, where both him, his friends(?), and his Minecraft home teleported to. Tears streamed as he thought about the friends and families he might no longer see.

But he steeled himself, he thought to himself. If the universe gave him his wish, then he won't give up and hand himself from grief.

"Alright, first order of business, stop crying like a little bitch you are and check your whole situation… starting with contacting a friend!"

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Meanwhile with Terroriser, by the time he opened his eyes, he realized he woke up to an unrecognizable ceiling, he doesn't remember what happened. What he previously remembered was playing he and his friends' old Minecraft server, when he was about to mine diamonds in his old mines, his vision suddenly turned dark.

It was dark, it felt like it's been decades but it only took a few hours, a few moments of seeing nothing but darkness until he finally woke up, the first thing he sees was a unfamiliar house, but familiar at the same time, he doesn't know where he was but by the time he looks around, everything looks very familiar.

"Where the fock am I?"

But it's not the only thing that's been weird, he felt his body isn't natural, and he wore some kinda black jacket, with curiosity, he then spotted a mirror over the corner, he tried to check and what he saw something shocked him to the core.

He now came to a realization, a jolt of energy ran through his wire veins.

He was no longer human.

And that's not the only thing, he became his character's appearance.

"Dafuq!? Is this some kinda dream???"

He asked himself, only to soon hear his phone ringing.

'Since when Minecraft has phones?' 

Brian thought to himself.

Taking it out of his pocket, the phone looks exactly like his phone in real life, but ignoring it, he opens it and sees that it was Vanoss calling him.

"Y'ello?"

Terroriser answered as he put the phone to his ear.

—Hey... Brian?

"Yeah?"

—Did you... wake up and realize you're in our old Minecraft world and became our made up avatars by chance?

"Evan... what did you do?"

Terroriser asked for assurance.

—I didn't do shit! By the time I slept my ass off, the next thing I knew I woke up in my old tree house. Right now I'm bird watching the view of our old server.

"Oh the Irony of your bird watching. So... let me get this straight; we woke up... in our old Minecraft server... and became our Avatar's appearance?"

—Yup.

"And neither you nor me nor any of our friends have anything to do with it?"

—Seems so

"This isn't possible. There is NO way that is possible, this could be a dream, or a prank whatever you or any of us did, could be some prank show or some very advance VR used on us, there is no FUCKING way that is possible!

—What about just going outside and checking it out for yourself.

"Sigh, fine I'll check it out myself."

—Okay, see ya, amigo]

*Call ended*

Terroriser, putting his phone back to his picket and immediately ran towards outside of his Minecraft house, checking his surroundings, seeing that the entire area was in fact looks like he and his friends' old server but much more realistic.

Smelling the air, feeling the wind, touching the grass, it indeed felt so real.

He then looked over to Vanoss' treehouse to see the Canadian bastard at the balcony of his house, waving. But for some odd reason, he could see Vanoss like he was just a few meters from him. Unbeknownst to Terroriser, thanks to his Terminator Avatar as a living Cyborg, his cybernetic eyes could see far distances.

But what made Terroiser eyes widened to the point made it bigger than his face was that everything he sees, everything he feels, and everything what's in front of him was that it's not a dream but real life.

"What the fuck is this isekai bullshit?!"

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(Location: The New World, 7 km West from the Vanoss' friends commune. 2 hours before their arrival.)

A monster horde, consisting of 20 Hobgoblins, 50 Goblins, and 5 Ogres were on their way to raid a village right on the east of them. All excited with evil smiles at the thought of human-flesh roasting on a pyre, all the while they enjoyed themselves with the many delicious females that would most certainly live there.

The monster horde truly lived up to their titles in both appearance and actions.

They had been traveling for hours, traveling 50km, now only having 17 km more to go until they reach their destination. However, before they have to complete what they desire, they have to get through the Kingdom's knights and few Adventurers, which are only 30-40 in numbers according to their scouts. With their large numbers and strength, they are outnumbered!

However, the most peculiar thing happened. Before them, a bright light showed, expanding across a large amount of the terrain in front of them. The light was so bright and large that the monsters had to shield their eyes from being blinded. Was this the doing of the Gods?

Their question was soon answered when the light soon faded, revealing several large and ornate buildings built upon some hills and a small mountain that now lay in front of them, a large lake to the west of the settlement.

In the eyes of the monsters, the buildings looked like something those humans would live in, though they were boggled as to why there was such a large tower made of wood that led up to the clouds.....

.....and why were there so many stairs at the bottom of it? So, so many stairs.

While they were very hungry and wanted to proceed and invade the place, they remember their wise beloved king about his long life experience.

'Never enter the unknown yet, or else you'll face the consequences of the unknown. Unless you're alongside your king to fight the unknown' That's what their king said.

Well, they do believe him, they were savages, but that doesn't mean they are unorganized.

So no choice, they are camping here while sending one Raven messenger to message their king of this strange place.

Who couldn't blame them? The place they witness just suddenly appeared out of nowhere and looks like it was summoned by the gods, the topic about the divine is something to take seriously, that's one of what their king teaches.

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(Location: City of Burns, Palace of the Burning hill. 57km West from Vanoss and friends Commune)

Below from a huge mountain was an underground city, the underground was also known as the City of Burns, it is a place where monsters live here and it was isolated from other kingdoms and states. If it took place on the surface, it would literally burn to the ground by the powerful kingdoms because of how much of a threat they were towards the nearby villages.

In the large castle known as the Palace of the burning hill, in the throne room.

Strurruilk, a green Piglin looking creature with furs, or a Haryo what their race called, he was also known as the 'The Mighty King of all Things Under His Feet and Ruler From His Throne of the Burning Hill and Sea Master of Thieves and Giver of All Goblin Life and Conqueror of All Lands and Grand Lord of Magic and Happiness! And Only Chief of Love and Destruction' sat on his skeletal throne full of pokey bits and had a massive grin on his pockmarked face.

"MUHAHAHAHA...*Snort*... HAAHAHAA!"

He chortled proudly.

"None can stop the might of me! The Mighty King of all Things Under His Feet and Ruler From His Throne of the Burning Hill and Sea Master of Thieves and Giver of All Goblin Life and Conqueror of All Lands and Grand Lord of Magic and Happiness! And Only Chief of Love and Destruction! MUHAHAHAHA!!!"

(Disclaimer: This guy here belongs to Neobear, the author of 'Out of Space' . I just can't stop laughing at his long ass title, I just can't 😂. So I'm showing you guys about his character work here)

"""Hail Strurruilk! The Mighty King of all Things Under His Feet and Ruler From His Throne of the Burning Hill and Sea Master of Thieves and Giver of All Goblin Life and Conqueror of All Lands and Grand Lord of Magic and Happiness! And Only Chief of Love and Destruction!"""

The Goblins and Hobgoblins chanted happily as they were raping numerous naked woman, all of them suffered this for god knows what how long it was, not even the young ones were even sparred.

Strurruilk leaned back on his throne, winching internally from a particularly sharp poke from a piece of metal on the throne, but he kept his face expressionlessly, as befitting a king! He reached over and picked up a joint of a roasted human male and ripped the juicy flesh off with his teeth as his people had a celebration feast that they got from a travelling merchant they ambushed just a few days ago.

Inwardly, Strurruilk let out a sign of annoyance. He just got a report from one goblin who came back. He first thought the humans already defeated his army but hearing the words from him, he gave out a slightly surprised look. He did not know what kind place they just discovered but it could be from the Divine, even if it belongs to the Divine, they are still mighty!

It's because he has a curse of immortality from the God of Death, no matter how many efforts to kill him, even with Death manipulation spells, EVEN using the spell that caused instant death and bypass high tier resistance and immunity, the cursed still lives unless the God of Death himself decided to end it.

For 900 years of his life, he knew a lot of his experiences, but he still decided to invade that unknown place because with his immortality cursed and his large army, they could have the chance to beat and take control of that place! Because even the divine, they couldn't kill a being who is cursed with immortality by the God of Death!

"MUHAHAHAHAHA! I am Strurruik, The Mighty King of all Things Under His Feet and Ruler From His Throne of the Burning Hill and Sea Master of Thieves and Giver of All Goblin Life and Conqueror of All Lands and Grand Lord of Magic and Happiness! And Only Chief of Love and Destruction and favoured by the God of the Gods!"