Goblin Warrior(1)

A half an hour later Nogla stood up, stretching himself in front of the campfire that he and Brian recently made, after resting for a while. Even though the two were resting, none of them didn't let their guard down.

Terroriser also stood up after letting out a long yawn and did a light stretch.

"Damn, what a nice nap, even though I'm a cyborg at all!" Terroriser says while rubbing his cybernetic eyes.

Then, he turned around and saw dozens of goblin corpses with no ears, because he and Nogla collect those as proof that the subjugation was completed.

By the way, in the case of goblins, not many shops in the guild purchased their materials because most of them are worthless, hence the two only stripped the right ears and magic stones.

"Well, let's head out for now, I think these a-holes thinks were dead by now."

"Alright :/ " Nogla replied.

For almost half a minute, the two continue to move forward across the tunnel until the came across the three dead goblins they just killed.

"Oh, did we forgot about these three?" 

"I guess so..." Terroriser says before proceeding to work again, taking out a black medium length knife, he started to chop off the goblin's ears one by one, not forgetting to dig their magic stone located in the heart.

Ten seconds later, after Terroriser had finished and stored away all the materials he harvested inside his Inventory, he decided to scan the whole room for any possible exits. He then spotted something unusual behind one of the makeshift throne, which was made by human bones mind you. Multiple heat signatures behind said door, similar shape to goblins but much smaller. Brian approached the throne and gave it a good kick, destroying it and revealing a wooden door blocking between him and the goblins. 

He gave another kick, this time to the door, which was immediately destroyed by Brian's powerful kick. He checked inside and saw the multiple startled looks of the goblin children inside the small cave.                                                    

"Holy shit. Nogla, I may need help here."

"Comin!"

And just like that, Nogla was right beside Brian. He looked at the goblin children and his face immediately scrunched up a little.

"Oh, those tings."

"You've destroyed the last nest, right?" Terroriser asked.

Nogla nods, "Mmhmm."

"Was there anything about…" he points at the goblin children, "...them."

"Yup, I just poured gasoline then burned them to a crisp."

Terroriser looks at Nogla with a disturbing look, "Okay, number one, what the actual fuck? And number two, think you could do it again?"

"Well, I still have a bit left. Oh fine, I'll use it." Nogla says as he casually walked in the small room and immediately poured gasoline on the goblin children. Some even made a run for it but Terroriser blocked the exit for them.                          

"Nogla, I think you should pick up the pace."

"Hang on, I'm almost done... and there, finish."

Terroriser proceeded to kick the goblin children that were trying to escape, killing them instantly. The rest stayed, fearing that they would get killed if they ever escaped from the adventurer's grasp. Nogla then crawled out from the small room, whilst pouring gasoline for good measure.

"Job's done."

"Okay, and for one final thing..."

Terroriser searched through his jacket's pockets until he found what he wanted, a pack of cigars. He pulled out one cigar from his pack and lit it with his lighter. That didn't go unnoticed by Nogla.

"Really dude?" Nogla asked with a deadpan look.

"What? If I'm gonna burn them, the least I could do is do it my way," Terroriser stated as he inhales and puffs out smoke."

A lone goblin child crawled out from its hiding hole, thinking the adventurers were gone. But what it saw were the two same adventurers that entered and poured gasoline on them. Terroriser grinned and flicked his cigar onto the floor. The goblin child's world began to slow down a lot, the cigar inching closer to the gasoline covered floor. The last thing it saw was Brian's grinning face before it, along with its siblings, were set ablaze.

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After leaving all the goblin children to burn to death without mercy nor remorse, Terroriser turned his eyes towards the goblin's weapons for a moment.

However, the long swords, the broken shield, and the axe were rusted and useless.

Though it might be possible to ask a blacksmith or weapon's shop to repair it, but still worthless for the two.

There was another kind of weapon here, clubs. Although these clubs were also scattered around, he just left them as they were.

Though he called it a club, they were just branches used as club substitutes. Judging by how crudely they have been made, one could make it immediately just by taking branches from trees outside.

Meanwhile, Nogla stood behind Brian, as he walks around in boredom, also whistling from a pop culture music, he suddenly felt a gaze. It seemed that something had entered the cave and was quietly observing him and Brian.

[Nogla, did you sense it? It might be we have an unexpected visitor.] Terroriser warned him through their gaming chat.

When Nogla was about to pull out his weapons from his inventory, he felt a sense of crisis, so without thinking he jumped to his left.

*Kracka!*

*Boom!*

The next moment, a curvy blue of light struck where Nogla previously stood at insane speed, the attack caused a cloud of dust spread out, filling the cave.

"What the hell is that!?" Nogla asked, filling dread.

"Don't know, never knew how these green skins hired Palpatine to fry our asses." Terroriser replied.

"That white old man from Star Wars?" 

"Yeah, that guy."

Suddenly, without knowing why, Terroriser activated his cybernetic eyes, and immediately saw a glowing red dot moving at an extremely fast speed toward him. If not for his cybernetic eyes, Terroriser might couldn't react in time. So instinctively by reflex, he brought his regular Diamond Sword.

*Gakin!*

A sharp sound was made as Brian's sword came in contact with a long sword above his head.

''Woah!" Terroriser exclaimed because that force he just felt almost push his Diamond Sword out from his grasp. He was astonished by his enemy's physical strength, so was his enemy, the other party did not think that Terroriser could parry its blow.

Not wanting to miss out on this opportunity, Nogla immediately attacked by shooting several grenades from his M32 Grenade Launcher towards their assailant, who seemed to have not recovered from the shock of Terroriser blocking its sneak attack.

*Boom!* *Boom!*

Once again, an explosion shook throughout the cave, creating dust from the ceiling.

However, to Nogla's dismay, his attacks were ineffective, the thing Nogla shot pushed out a shield to block his attack, but the explosion the grenades create did burnt its shield. The enemy's who sneak attacked Brian quickly fall back after it notice its shield is broken.

Finally, the two was able to see the other party before him. It was a goblin.

It had a long Silver sword and a small round shield that its almost completely broken.

However, different from a normal goblin was its skin color. While a normal goblin had green skin, the goblin in front of the two had red skin. In addition, it was larger and a head taller than a normal goblin.

"I see, a Red Hulk, just the boss what we needed." Nogla says sarcastically.

"Yeah..."

Then, for the first time, Terroriser decided to appraise on the monster.

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Name: Goblin Warrior

Level: 32 (E)

Description: Goblin Warriors are intelligent monsters, more superior than any natural Goblins including Hobgoblins or Goblin Mages. They are equipped with all sorts of different weapons within their arsenal to be used for arming themselves in combat. Such weapons were said to include the likes of hand axes, shields, maces, crossbows, whips, shortspears, pikes, and many other weapons. These creatures were almost as strong as a Rank 4 Individual and could almost evenly match against a normal Dragon.

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"Damn..." Terroriser widens his eyes, almost shocking, an E-rank Monster. 

Finally, he understood why that motherfucker's strength is a pain in the ass after their previous exchange. Simply, it was because that motherfuckin' green skin's strength was above his. If not for his robotic strength, both strengths were 60% equal and Brian would be seriously injured by it.

"Uh, Brian, what should we do?" After hearing what his friend just said, Nogla sucked a mouthful of air, it seems like this is gonna be their second boss fight, the first one is that strong Minotaur they fought maybe almost a week ago.

"Well simple, if he's not gonna get in our way," Then, Terroriser bought out the Hellsing ARM Casull, aiming at the Goblin in fron to them. "...then I would just threaten that piece of shit, knowing his place."

Saying this, Brian steps forward, knowing he is not afraid as he knew Alucard's gun is capable of seriously injuring the goblin, or killing it, the goblin warrior already knew, it knew how dangerous the weapon Terroriser held.

"Okay General Thaddeus E. Ross, sorry for killing your children back there but you should get the fuck on our way. Me and my friend here desperately wanted some booze right now, not some uptight overwritte—"

All of a sudden, the Goblin Warrior rushed at Brian, punched the gun from his hand off and instantly punched the Irishman in the face hard enough to launch him several meters, catching Terroriser off-guard.

"Brian!" Nogla rushed at his friend in worry.

"Fuck!" 

Lifting his upper body, Terroriser was surprised by the Goblin's move.

"Grrrrr..." With a weird noise, the Goblin Warrior headed towards the two as it suddenly dropped its only weapon left.

"Um, hey dude, are you sure it's a good idea to drop your only weapon? I think at this point tha—"

*Clank!*

*Tears!*

Caughting Nogla's words off was the goblin warrior who just took off its armor, including its inner clothing, showing its big sexy body.

"God damn!"

"Jesus! T-That Goblin is cut! He got those things, what do you call them though? [BEEP!] gutters?"

"Nogla! Gross!" Terroriser shouted in disgust.

"But people call them that—!"

"Gross and nauseous people, damn it! I don't want to have to picture [BEEP!], it's so watery in such volumes that—" 

Stopping his own words, the two spotted the goblin headed towards the two, looking menacingly with its chad-like body.

"Hey! Hey!" In a panic, the Irish man crawled back from the goblin to gain some distance but was proven futile, "Hey! Stay back! I'll kick you! I'll kick your shit, bro!"

*Bam!*

A metal clinking sound was made when the Goblin stepped his leg, nearly bending it.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"Hey! Don't hurt my bestie, you bitch!" 

*Pow!* *Pow!*

Jumping into its shoulder, Nogla continued to wrack the Goblin's head with his fist, but was easily caught by the Goblin as it lifted Nogla in the air, choking the man.

"G-Gah! Brian! H-H-H-HELP!!"

"Hey Mars, got another Irish dipass here!" Brian, recovering from that unusual pain, pulls out his combat shotgun, aiming at the goblin in the face.

"Wow, you are just…" 

However, everytime he tries to aim the goblin Warrior's opening, that little shit keeps moving the choking nogla from Brian's aim.

"...ladies and Gentlemen, the Jackie Chan of human shielding. Who takes the time to get this good at... ah fuck this! Nogla, eyes shut!"

Noticing what his friend was about to do, Nogla immediately shut his eyes, at the same time, Terroriser immediately pulled out an object out of thin air, pulled the pin with his mouth and threw it at the two.

*Bang!* *Riiiiing!*

"ROOOOAAAARRRR!!" The Goblin Warrior screeches after getting a flashbang.

Not losing this opportunity, Terroriser got his ARM Casull from the ground and immediately rushed towards the goblin.

After recovering from the flashbang for a few seconds, the first thing the Goblin Warrior's eyes first constricted seeing was the strange metal object from Brian's hand that was only a couple of centimeters away from between its eyes.

Without wasting a second, Terroriser pulled the trigger and fired his Casull at point blank range.

*Bang!*

"Rawr!" The Goblin Warrior screamed loudly in pain as it got pushed back several feet away, then onto the ground.

With this, Nogla was released from his grip and fell on the ground.

'Man, I nearly caught off guard there.' Terroriser thought to himself. He then looks at Nogla and is pretty much injured, as he was about to take out a healing potion from his inventory, he suddenly senses the Goblin Warrior risen up.

"What the?"

Rising up from the ground, the Goblin Warrior looks at Brian with its first layer skin on its forehead being torn apart by the Gun's shot. If you look at its face closely, you could see its bone that surprisingly withstood it.

Also, you can hear Terminator 2 Music in the background at the same time.

"Oh for fuck sake, man! That's my thing!! MINE!!!"