The Merch Cannon

"Damn it, another dead end."

Clicking her tongue, Vinx glared at the cave wall that was blocking her and the people behind her way.

"Yup, this is just like Backrooms alright." Nogla, one of the people that was behind her commented on the hours of spending themselves walking around in this giant maze.

Turning around, she looked at the group behind her, Moo and Delirious, but the thing she paid full attention to was Nogla as she glared at him with a pissed off look.

"This is your fault! What did I just say about not touching the crystal!"

"Vinx, what did I just say? Accusing people is not an option right now. What matters is we need to find the others." Moo assured her.

"I agree with Brocky." Delirious raised his hands.

Vinx clicked her tongue, if it wasn't for Nogla, everything shouldn't be hard, silently sign, the dwarf girl tells the boys to move back while not minding the fact that the road was littered with monster corpses.

"This way, I'm sure this is the correct path."

"We better be quick before the others catch up!" Nogla shouted as he walked forward in a weird way.

Along the way, the group would occasionally spot other Adventurers running down the path, but they didn't bother to even glance at them nor speak to them.

They were just F-rank Adventurers, what do they do? And they will be in their way if they let them alongside with them, and there was no need for them to tell them that this road was a dead end.

Moreover, with the fact that they were walking back, it was already painfully obvious that this was a dead end. Yet the Adventurers seemed to have completely brushed this fact off. It is proof they are not that very intelligent.

Sighing, Vinx couldn't help but want to speed up their pace. After all, the faster the time the better the score. She is starting to get into this competition of theirs and her party.

As the group ran for the past hour, they couldn't see more Adventurers along the way, which means they are far from them deeper into the Dungeon.

"Damn this, we are wasting too much time." Delirious complained.

"What do you expect? This Dungeon is massive, even over six thousand people or even more couldn't fill a single floor of the dungeon. It's like dropping a teardrop on an uninhabitable land."

"We should rest first, you said the Dungeon is massive, we couldn't find the others easily. We should camp at that spot, it is more spacious." Moo said.

"I agree." Nogla smiled.

"Fine."

In the next few hours, everyone in the group made a camping site while Vinx was making the tent.

But not some ordinary tent, a magical tent. With a burger-size cube, it will materialize into a huge tent which surprises the members of Team 6.

Noticing their surprise look, Vinx explains the basics of it as she gets used to people's questions about the wonders of her races' technological level.

"It is a high-tech tent I've made. It contains particles to materialize solid objects in a microlevel. I usually use that for my team while camping. And there is a special room for me to build my artifacts. Bet you guys understand that."

"Understand." Moo nodded.

"Marvelous." Delirious commented.

"I don't get it." Nogla stupidly said.

'I have seen advanced technology back on earth, but whatever these dwarves are, they could make Earth's tech as children's toys.' Moo thought in utter astonishment.

"Enough with the explanation of my artifacts, I am also tired from the fighting-"

Snap!

Reacting to the sudden noise, everyone pulls out their weapons in the direction of the noise they've heard.

"Wait, we are no harm!"

Realizing they are another group of adventurers, they all lower their weapons.

"Strange, I put a few barriers around us if anything passes through and will alert us about incoming entities in a 100 meter radius. It should've alerted us by now." Vinx said in confusion.

"Must be broken." Nogla said.

"Bullshit, I never even have a failed artifact."

"Then explain how your little devices didn't work then?"

"I thi-..." Vinx cut her own sentence off and went deep in thought.

'Damn it, did I just get outsmarted by a dumbass? Oh by the gods, my honor as a Dwarf has fallen.'

While Vinx lost in her thought, fell in shame, four feminine figures reveal themselves. What made the whole boys stunned is the beauty of these ladies: With great woman development, great pure skins with not a single extra detail. They are like pure maidens blessed by a Goddess!

"Holy fucking of a virgin snitch, does anything in this world has some females with ugly appearance?" Delirious asked.

"It's official, this is an anime world." Nogla remarked.

Moo, Delirious, and Nogla with an Adventurer party full of tall womans towering both of them in silence, and the first one to break the silence is Moo, speaking towards them with a bit of nervousness, not because they were all woman, but because of what they were wearing.

"Um... Hi! I'm Moo, or Brock as my friends sometimes call me, and, Uh... it's nice to see more people here." Moo said with a bright smile, causing the leader of the party to smile seductively.

Moo didn't notice it but his friends did as they began to chuckle silently, but that doesn't go unnoticed by Moo.

"What?"

"Nothing really. You do realize you already have a wife, don't you? If I were you, I wouldn't give those women a bright smile." Delirious warned him.

Nogla leaned in and whispered, "Better protect your second virginity there, my friend.

"O_O;"

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Back to our lovable idiotic Owl man, right now he is speedrunning the hell out in the Dungeon killing thousands of monsters with both of his AK-47, enchanted Netherite Sword, and various weapons and gear in his arsenal. He even didn't let other Adventurers have a chance to kill for their own as Vanoss just simply kill-steal everything.

"Come on, motherfuckers! I'm hungry for more XPs to fill my stomach!"

Killing monsters non-stop, Vanoss is more like having fun, the same feeling when he plays an epic game.

[VanossMC: 47,381]

"Noice." He grinned. Just a few thousand more, he might surpass everyone with it. 

As he was about to move forward, a beautiful, voluptuous, and very youthful woman with glowing red eyes, pale skin and long flowing black hair suddenly appeared in his path. If all of the men were to encounter her, they would all describe her as a world-class beauty that could put all Instagram and OnlyFan users to shame. At first, Vanoss thought it might be a monster and nearly killed her with his Merch Cannon, but turns out it was just a female adventurer.

"Hello, big boy~" She suddenly winked at him with a seductive smile when she noticed him.

"...hi 😐"

"Is that all you are supposed to do to greet a beautiful woman like me?" She asked with a hurtful tone.

"Woman, I'm just saying hello. Is it not a common thing?"

"I expect you all go flirty like all those boys I've been meeting lately." She pouted. "

"Okay... I hope these boys have a farewell when engaging with you. These days you can't tell who is a woman or not, if they have a dick or a vagina." Vanoss stated, "Like Andrew Tate said, 'You want to fuck Megan Fox with a dick or Hulk Horgan with a pussy', well your in an inescapable net anway if you fuck any of them, your still gay and-"

"Oh my, oh my~" The woman shook her head disappointedly, "We're getting off-topic here, I don't think normal conversation won't do at all."

"We're not even having a normal conversation, ma'am. More like... average male students' conversations in their lockers." Vanoss corrected.

"I see. Anyway, since talking normally won't convince you to go out with me, how about a little bit of..." 

Leaning into Vanoss' muscular figure, her face was just an inch close to his, her hand slowly slid into his chest with her DDD-cups squishing themselves onto his before saying.

"Persuasion, hmm~~? 😜❤" 

With the eyes of a predator, her hands began to slide down from his chest, to his abdomen, then close to his pelvis.

"Why don't we go somewhere and I'll give you a big-"

"Fucking gun? 😃" Vanoss cutted her sentence off and asked with pure excitement.

"Um... no?" The woman said with a confused look, not recognizing the term of the word. "But sucking your cock is way better than this gun you were talking abou-"

"Then you're useless to me."

"What?"

BANG!

Just as she was about to enter Vanoss' pants, the woman suddenly felt a powerful force hit her chest and blast her backwards and crashed into a wall, cracking it as a result.

Holding his Merch Cannon, Vanoss angrily exclaims, "Shut the fuck up, bitch! Guns are the best and that's all that matters!"

"RAHHHHHHHHH!"

Standing up, the beautiful woman that was in front of Vanoss suddenly grew several appendages on her body, now she has insectile hands and feet. A greenish-black armor also materialized on her body that left her upper cleavage and shoulders exposed.

In front of Vanoss, the beautiful woman turns out to be a Insect-like humanoid monster.

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"I was trying to be nice, but it seems like you are too stubborn. I think I should let my children eat their prey instead of waiting for their mother!"

With another terrifying screech enough to burst a person's eardrum, a swarm of bugs suddenly appeared from every corner around her.

"...Oh my O.O" 

"Fufufu~ for millennia, I have slaughtered every living being and fed it to my children. But when that pesky Dragon locked us up in this dungeon for how long, getting a humanoid for a meal is incredibly rare, but now, I have found one." The Queen of Insects psychopathically stares at Vanoss with hungry eyes as she creates a black capsule around them, blocking Vanoss' escape route.

After years of being stuck in this dungeon for how long that she doesn't even know, the Insect Queen has found Vanoss, which he was a food for them for the first time since that day, now she and her children will devour this man until they suffer from overpopulation.

And even with her special magic of healing, regenerating, and resurrecting targets, Vanoss will be eaten, healed, eaten, healed, and eaten and healed again. She would absolutely not allow him to die like preventing food from being expired...

At least, that was supposed to be her dream.

"Shieeezkkkk!"

Within the black capsule, huge golden flames danced around as far as the eye can see, the swarm of over millions of bugs which varied in size from 40 to 100 inches large while others as big as five meters large were burning away by it.

All of this because Vanoss had merely sprayed the entire area with Oxidizer gas, turning the air flammable by increasing its oxidize levels with it, and creating a spark with a simple lighter. As a result, it incinerated the entire area, successfully turning the black capsule into a black oven. 

With its temperature reaching thousands of degrees more than what a normal oven could. The cries of shierk the bugs made as they ran around made hearing anything else impossible. The millions of bugs toppled on one another, trampled each other, each and everyone of them crawling towards a slither hope of survival, but it was all useless as the flames engulfing them brought them back to that cruel reality.

The stench of burned insects filled the air. Like burnt chicken left and forgotten over a hot stove.

The Insect Queen scowled, because she too was engulfed in the flames, but looked completely unfazed, and it was only a matter of time now as she stared at the food which was supposed to be her and her children's meal just started this whole carnage.

"You animalistic horge, you killed my family, now you will pay for what you did!!"

In a state of pure rage, the Insect Queen lunged at Vanoss to completely tear him apart with her insectile claws.

However...

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

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"DIEEEEEEEEE YOU PIECE OF SHIET!!!"

Yelling on top of his lungs, Vanoss unleashed a barrage of Vanossgaming T-shirts on the Insect Queen who only helplessly watched herself getting trampled by a barrage of slick products.

This is more like a karma for her, getting completely swallowed by a number of things just like how she let her children brutally swallow their prey with a number of them.

For a couple of minutes, as Vanoss had stopped shooting, he looked at the mountain of T-shirts with the only trace left of the Insect Queen was her hand sticking out from the bottom of the mountain.

"Vanossgaming merch link below 😉"

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