Chapter 1. it was zelretch's fault

(Mc guardian Pov)

"Oh, COME ON HE KILLED ME WITH MELEE-SHOTGUN, MAN FUCK THEM HUNTERS." Wait aren't I a hunter. Damn I'm shit. And I'm on the bottom of the leaderboard. I need to stop playing trials of Osiris. It gave me a very bad time. Is that an exotic.

"Come on baby. Give me something good. Better stats for assassin cowl" And it gave me another Orpheus rig. I swear to God I would fight a dragon to get the only remaining exotic helmet I need.

"Shit Negro that's all you had to say"

Did I Just hear Shaxx say that? Pay attention there a titan coming at me with a thunder crash. But in the corner of my eye, I saw a white flash.

"Fight another day guardian. I know you have it in you." Those are the last words I hear from Shaxx before a truck hit my room. Wait I'm on the third floor that makes no sense.

"It's all black. WHY IS MY VISION BLACK AM I DEAD? Uncle ruckus was right. Black is the enemy of all" Where did that voice come from. I swear Matthew influence me too much. I ain't even white or black. Wait a minute.

"WHERE IS MY BODY? If my body is missing. I LOST MY DICK NOOOOOOOOO!" Wait there a logical conclusion to this. I knocked out playing destiny for a few days and didn't eat while going to work. So, it's my body giving out umu. Yes, that has to be it umu.

I still don't understand why the traveler sent me out here to an unknown planet. I find it weird the speaker was talking with an old man with a weird name. When he finished speaking with the speaker, He spoked to me.

"Hello Charmaine, when you find your guardian. Give this to him." Passes a data folder to Charmaine. It contains a note and a several coins of unknown markings.

Then he proceeded to toss me into a weird portal. I'm never going to find my guardian to resurrect, aren't I? I should've listened to ghost and looked into old Russia for a guardian. Hold on I feel a connection nearby.

(It was Zelretch Hehe)

"What do we have here? This must be my guardian who knows for how long I've been on this planet." It seems they died recently. Noticing its injuries, my possible conclusion is a truck but I haven't even seen any type of intelligent species. Strange indeed.

"Here goes nothing. I just hope I don't get a warlord type of guardian. I won't be able to forgive myself." Full body analysis 47%. Possible class all? Subclass introduction ... Unlimited? Solar subclass selected. Error error. Unknown energy in analysis. Stasis and strand acquired? Questions for later. Full DNA schematics downloaded. Light and unknown energy submitted. 78% inserting basic fighting, shooting, tactics, hunting, wilderness, language, business, blacksmith, cooking skills. 95% revitalization initiated. 98% error. Uknown sword styles submitted.

"Weird I don't remember any sword breathing styles in the vanguard data records." Oh well inserting swords styles. 100% ready for a revival. Eclipse Vanguard class selected?

"Wakey wakey guardian." Why do I get the feeling I'm going to get a lot of headaches

(Guardian Pov)

"Ugh why does it feel like I got hit by several trucks and lighting" (don't tell him that he actually got hit by a thundercrashing titan) Am I dreaming? Why am I looking at a ghost?

"Hi? Umm do you know where I am?" Its definitely a dream. Let's go along with this.

[Hello guardian umu] Did it just umu me? [My name is Charmaine and I'm a ghost your ghost. I just revived you and um. I don't know where I am. Since I got teleported to this planet that's is not on any of the vanguard database.] Hold up. This is has to be a dream. I'm not dead right? Thoughts for later.

"So where do we go from here? Because Charmaine I don't know where I am" By my calculations if I'm dead. Oh, fuck I'm free. I'm coming home Martha, no more trials of Osiris.

[Well let's look around to see if we can find anything. Because I've been lost myself and I want to go back home and watch more trials of Osiris. But now that I have a guardian. I can put your name into the trials. UMU] IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN.

[By the way this old man told me to give this to you before he threw me into a portal. I swear for a second, I thought he was troll.] Wait a troll, old? Not important probably. (Oh, how wrong you are.) mm a folder with some valis coins wait a minute. Theres a note to me.

Dear Chris

I do hope you like your gifts. I got bored of Shirou Emiya and his various counterparts. As well kicking them into random universes. So lucky you for being the random person I chose. You also died from a titan thundercrash. That was funny to watch. So have fun with your new powers and you're this world version of Shirou Emiya. Have fun with that. Secondly another version of you is being sent to other universes for my entertainment. Its quite funny all known versions of being sent to others worlds and their reactions to this Letter. Never thought Nasuverse and the multiverse was real, eh?

So have fun and don't die to quick and I'm kidding about the other versions of yourself. Or am I, you will never know. To be honest I'm messing with you Chris. Let's see what you can do with Emiya Shirou abilities while being a guardian. Have fun dealing with Freya. She's a bit of a bitch aren't I right?

Farewell for now

from Zelretch.

Side note I gave Charmaine the data for a virtuous contract and virtuous treaty katana as well some breathing techniques. Have fun.

"Zelretch? Oh no it's the dead apostle ancestor from Type-moonverse." I face Charmaine with a depressed expression. Similar to Hashirama when he found out that his granddaughter became the 5th hokage. "Charmaine we are pretty much fucked royally fucked." I should start digging my grave.

[Don't be like that umm. I know most if not all guardians don't remember their past life but you know who this person is. What is your name? umu] Right I never gave Charmaine my name.

"I forgot about that sorry it's kind of overwhelming since I died and ended up in another universe. My name is Chris short for Christopher and my last name well it doesn't matter anymore." I get the feeling Charmaine feels a little bad for me. "Either way can you scan for any roads or places nearby?"

[I sure can umu.] (Scanning noises) [It seems there a big city to the south of use shall we go?] I nodded. I also thought man I need better clothes.

"Her Charmaine? Do you have any type of clothes that make me fit in like simple armor and a cape?" Honestly wearing a simple shirt with a jacket and pants with shoes ain't to cut it. It's too much modern for this fantasy setting.

[That I do umu. I'm very glad you asked me, since your current style isn't mashing up. Since you're a titan warlock and hunter mixed in one so for now a hunter appearance will do.] He puts me into military gear I looked at the rank in my visor.

"These are common gear" At least the helmet looks like a knight helmet. With military gear. At least its not the shitty gear you get at the start of your journey in destiny and destiny 2.

[Currently that's what I have. I made sure to be prepared in case I get a guardian. Don't want to half-ass it like some of the other ghosts. Who are just looking for guardians and having shitty gear umu.] Alright then. Don't fuck with Charmaine. Rule one but rule two use this katana at least. Why do I know the basics.

"Charmaine lets get going. By the looks of it its still sunrise and I don't want to get there before the nighttime fully sets in case its far than we imagine."

[Copy that, Chris. It should be a few hours given by my calculation.] Alright I wonder what subclass I started with?

(Took me more than a few months to get this right. Hopefully its better than the other stories way of flow.)