Father and Daughter time

"Alright, are you ready for your first lesson?" Garrick asked as they walked down into the woods.

"What lessons? I don't even know why we are down here." Clarisse replied with furrowed eyebrows.

"Oh, well we are here to teach you how to be a vampire, you know… our lifestyle." Garrick said.

"Oh, so you guys hole up in the woods?" she asked with curious eyes.

Garrick sighed. "This generation's slangs are just awful to listen to, English used to be very simple." He groaned.

"Are we really here to judge English? And by the way, I think it sounds way better than whatever y'all used centuries ago, I can't even read an entire paragraph without getting a headache."