CH-13 The OP Monke
Jin's POV
'I remember The author and writer of Demon Slayer was inspired by the ryokan in Aizuwakamatsu, in Fukushima prefecture. Shall we check for the Infinity Castle there?' It's the Blood Demon Art of the Upper Moon 4, Nakime so that isn't an issue. *sigh* I just hope the sun doesn't come up while I'm having fun with the demons.
[...]
[Host you seem too confident. Should I be worried?]
"I'll just finish the quest and we're off to a new world."
"Are you leaving me? Did I do something wrong?" Lola came right into my face with moist eyes.
"I'm never leaving you, my baby daughter." I kissed her forehead while stroking her head. "You just stay in the Training Space and we'll be in a new world in a second."
"Yes daddy!"
Too cute. And what's that pink aura around her when she smiles? Need to protect! I put her in the training space and increased the time dilation. around 1:100. Hehe, it'll just be a moment, for now, So, she doesn't have to wait for me. Now we go.
"To the Infinity and beyond!"
[You're still as overdramatic as ever Host.]
A few moments later -
Aizuwakamatsu, Fukushima Prefecture
Ohh it is here! Kudos to me! I was standing on my cloud as we could see the top of the castle through here.
Let's make an entrance worthy of the Monke King, shall we?
I took out my new staff from the back of my gloves. "Grow Yeoui." Man this gonna be fun! I positioned it in front of the castle like a spear. "Grow Yeoui!"
In a split second, yeoui grew taller and taller till it came from the other side. "Wider yeoui!" And boom! I love this weapon! From the top of the sky, you could see a huge stone staff passing through the whole castle like it was a skewer passing through the meat.
"Now why don't you record this Eva?"
[..]
[Fuck you Host.]
"Spread around the castle Kinto-Un. We don't want our job unfinished and that rat Muzan might just run away." I should shapeshift into Yoriichi and scare the shit out of him later on.
The cloud I was standing on grew wider and wider before spreading around the whole castle in the form of mist. This should hold out for a while. And it seems like today is the meeting of Upper Moons, all of those edgy demons are here today with duplicate Michael Jackson leading them. Am I too lucky or is this plot armor? I guess being too lucky is also plot armor.
"The Monke King is hereeeee!" I jumped straight in to the hall, where the meeting was going on. But it seems they tried to run away as I can only see Nakime sitting with her Biwa. I always liked her. And she plays an instrument. Maybe I should hire her. Make a band full of anime characters and host a concert in those Rom-com, slice-of-life anime worlds. Always wondered what that would look like.
"Hey, how about you work for me? I also give health insurance with free dental care and a paid for vacation every year. Much better than your current employer. Makes you a cannibal without a single vacation or anything."
Hmmm. Not doing anything? Is she thinking about my offer?
"Well, sleep for now. We'll make a contract after killing your current boss." I moved behind her and hit her with a weak lightning bolt, paralyzing her, and made handcuffs out of the mist to hold her.
To the next one!
[Host you don't have a fetish or something right?]
"It's for holding her here, you perverted system!"
[Sure.]
Tsk.
A few moments later
In a random room inside the Infinity Castle -
"This was boring. They didn't even put up a fight." I dropped the head of upper moon 5 down and moved ahead. "3,2,1 and fake Jackson remaining."
"I don't know if you are a coward or a fool but Cheers to you for coming to your death in your footsteps." I dodged the attack coming for my head and grabbed the hand that attacked me. So it's Akaza. He was a good man when he was a human, and loved his wife wholeheartedly but he's a demon now and can't play an instrument too, shit in martial arts so no sparing for him. Maybe he can meet his wife after he dies.
I split his head from his body with the Nichirin staff. "May you be born as a Monke in your next life." I clapped my hands and prayed.
'And another one gone.'
'SYSTEM!? Play "another one bites the dust" please!'
[Can't you just be done with it normally.]
"Nope. Play it."
[Playing 'Another One Bites the Dust']
[Steve walks warily down the street
With his brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet
Machine guns ready to go
Are you ready hey are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip]
"And let's find that son of a bitch, Douma!"
[To the sound of the beat yeah]
Yeah! Clone-Time!
Shadow-Clone Ju *cough* I made 20 clones and spread them all around the Castle. While I did some important stuff.
[Like dancing around here and there.]
"You were singing too."
[...]
[Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust!]
Ohhh someone's trying to communicate. they probably found him. "Clone-18 reporting. I found him."
"OG Jin here. All of us meet at 18's location in 10 sec."
"Okay." x19
10 seconds later
At Douma's Location -
"He's weak." Clone-9 said to Clone-7.
"Yeah, you're right. you guys do whatever you want with him, I'll go find the Yoriichi's brother, whatever his name is." I broke the nichirin staff in two as I threw one at Clone-10. "Just kill him after you're done."
[How do you think I'm going to get along
Without you when you're gone
You took me for everything that I had
And kicked me out on my own]
"Hehe let's see who has the strongest Recoilless kick." Clone-2 said while looking at everyone.
"You're on!" "yeah!" "I'm gonna win easy!"
In the corner of the room, Douma was sitting while holding his knees as he was crying silently.
"What did you even do with him? He's not even trying to run." Clone-11 asked 18.
"Yeah, let's leave that part out."
At Upper Moon 1's location
"So you're the overrated guy everyone was so hyped about. Man, you're not even that skilled, maybe your brother was. Definitely not you." I was never a fan of this guy. He sliced his brother's body after he was dead. Coward couldn't face him even after becoming a demon. Well, even Muzan was scared of the guy, so it makes sense.
"You don't know anything about my brother!"
"I don't even want to know. You have a combat power less than F Rank my man. I'm sure your brother had around mid E-rank." Talking about his brother seems to hype him up but I don't give a shit.
"Let me show what true Martial Arts are before you die."
[Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone]
He tried to strike me with a slash to my stomach. Wrong move. I mean, my body is not something you can just slash if you want to.
*clank*
I didn't even need to move. and just remove his head with the staff I had but let's do something cool. It's getting boring.
"Recoilless scissor kick."
I moved back a little and jumped, performing consecutive kicks diagonally in a scissor-like motion as his body got divided with each slash. "Just pass on quietly." I slashed sideways with the remaining part of the staff and he's dead. Too easy.
[Another one bites the dust
Hey I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust]
Now, time for the weird pale guy who can't even Morb after getting powers that work night.
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(A/N) - And this arc completes in the next chapter as our Monke finishes his business here.
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