76. Chapter 76

It starts relatively chaste.

“Never have I ever defeated an alien threat with a computer virus.” (Winn drinks and pats himself on the back.)

“Never have I ever had a crush on my boss.” (Lucy and Kara drink and Kara is bright red and Alex buries her face in her hands and mutters something about that woman to herself.)

“Never have I ever been arrested.” (James and Alex and Lucy drink, and all chime at the same time, “Racism,” “Drunk driving,” and “Public indecency.”)

It’s Winn who does the thing, and he kind of means it as a joke because he can’t think of anything else.

“Never have I ever had a threesome.”

Kara laughs and James awws and Lucy chugs and Alex sips and Maggie leans back and drinks.

Kara splutters and furiously adjusts her glasses; James coughs and stares, hard, at his ex girlfriend, his face not knowing whether it’s amused or horrified or both; Winn yells and points between all three of them and thumps the couch in excitement, spilling his beer everywhere.

Alex blushes furiously and Lucy smirks and Maggie arches a confident eyebrow.

“What – you guys have – with who – when?”

“I’m just gonna say, before Agent Danvers pops a few blood vessels in her face – “

“Aw, my poor baby, come here.”

“ – that there are some hella attractive women in this town. Sorry I didn’t invite you, Jimmy, I don’t think the other girls would’ve appreciated it.”

James cocks his head and James looks between Alex’s guilty face, half-hidden in Maggie’s shoulder; the way Maggie licks her lips in distinct memory; the way Lucy’s pinky finger lingers on the place where the couch meets Alex’s ass; and his eyes fly wide and he turns to an open-mouthed Winn and they both automatically look at a still corrupted-looking Kara and agree silently to say nothing, to say nothing ever, about the fact that Lucy, Maggie, and Alex have slept together. At the same time. With no clothes on.

Until Kara is safely out of super-hearing earshot of the rest of the Superfriends, anyway.