True self

(Welcome back to another chapter of virgin boy. The awkward scene continues as he pees all over the face of the priest, lets goo). The peeing went on for some seconds then it stopped, Yami had a little in so pushed the little on his face again. "Uuuuuuu" a sigh of relief for Yami. "You fucking fuck!!!" the priest exclaims. " Aw hell you did it again, what type of author makes a priest say fuck, you messed up man" Yami says to the author(Only awesome authors can play with their characters, hehe.) " Light saber" the priest casts, then a huge light sword formed out of thin air and he sent it fly straight into Yamis chest. "Now I'll take delight in punishing you for pissing on my divine face, You damned Diablo. I will purge your balls out with the power of the thunder god, Lord Zeurel, be prepared Fool!" the gay priest goes on and on. Yami was in deep shit this time, since the light sword was driven into his chest he bleeds crazy every time he tries to speak. " The damned shouldn't speak" says the priest. Games were over here, Yamis eyes read kill, as he gazes at the priest with vengeful eyes. The priest then pulls out another grimoire, this one had blue texture. The book opens and starts levitating" The sea trembles at your presence, many fear your sound, all bow to your grace, annihilation of darkness spreads with your light, a means of purging evil, possession of the holy light. Dragon Lancer!!!" Then a huge dragon made up of lightning appears, the light rid the entire room of darkness. " The poor boy is being tormented by demons, save his soul" then he grabs the lightening and throws it for Yamis head, the impact of his throw was fierce and deadly as where he stands moves deeper into the ground, the air it also released was like a strong gale. All these powerful attacks for just one demon and you'd think he was done. He pulls out a medallion which had on it the symbol of light. The medallion then manifested into a huge cross" Begone, unworthy soul, gods light is upon you". He then fired a golden cross for Yamis neck, serving as a cross like tattoo on his neck. "Its is done, the lightening light cleansing, Amin". The medallion returns to its form and he puts it back. " The cleansing is complete but, it will take some few hours before he can be touched" the priest says. The door suddenly opens and two priests walk in" Ok Sir we can take it from here , we'll put his body in a barrier so that his evil soul doesn't try to spread the light blessing" they both say simultaneously. The priest that purged Yami leaves the room to the other priests. "Holy, holy is the Priest Lord Erzen" they both say. " Light blessing, what a deadly move. A spell that acts as a tattoo on your body but, what it really does is to spread light particles into your body and soul which tears it to pieces in matter of hours. Anyone that gets close to the body whiles it's in its paralyzed state will contract it too. A very powerful spell indeed" one of the priests explains " Stop goofing around, Lord Erzens power is great but no match for His" the other proclaims. " You may be right but Lord Erzen is an awesome person at heart". "Enough of that, let's just put up the barrier and leave". " Yes sorry, lets do it". They then set up a barrier around Yamis dead body so that the light blessing doesn't spread. Meanwhile Erzen was in the shower cleaning himself of the piss " That damned Diablo had to go and ruin my robe, damn him." Erzen curses Yamis name.(As y'all guessed the main character can't just die, he has plot armor. Y'all guessed right). Yami had been left alone in the room. He had a little bit of his consciousness, flash backs just came rushing in. A scene with a lot of people with trees and countless greens, our boy Yami in a track suit and fetching mushrooms and listening to music with his airpods. Yami then spots a huge mushroom by its head, since he's lazy he wants to capitalize on this opportunity and not pick a lot. He rushes over to the mushroom and gets immensely surprised, it was a girl taking a piss in the woods, upon spotting Yami the girl was mega embarrassed and mistakenly soiled her skirt and panties whilst she was trying to avoid Yamis company. All our boy did was just taking of his jacket and tossing it over to the girl. Yami just left in cold blood without saying anything. The girl just stood there staring at him as he left." That was awkward, he just up and left. More importantly why am I here thinking about him when I should be getting myself cleaned up" she whispers to herself. " That pervert's gonna pay for what he's done to me, he'll see" she swears to herself. Turns out our dear Yami was just hiding behind a bush somewhere and heard everything" Oh gemme a break" Yami sighs. The scene disappears" This is the first time I met Izumi" Yami conscious says." Why am I having flash backs of that day. I see, in another situation of death, but this time I feel am already gone. Too bad, still a hopeless virgin.(Yami is now in his subconscious self, what do you think is happening to him?. Catch us up on chapter 6). The end of chapter5