EIGHT YEARS AGO…
My Dad sat at Table with my Mom.
"Ayu, San is now Ten Years Old isn't he?" my Dad asked.
"Why are you asking?" my Mom asked suspiciously while glaring at him from the corner of her eyes.
"He is around that age in life when the Weaver Of Calamity can wreak real havoc. It's about time the kids start learning some Practical Life Lessons" my Dad said with an evil chuckle and a sinister sparkle in his eye.
"I don't like where this is going" my Mom said.
THE NEXT DAY…
I woke up early in the morning and took my breakfast, then I headed out to the Gardens. I found my Dad executing Combat Moves that were humanly impossible.
"That's so cool!" I heard Keiran say in admiration.
I turned to look at him and found my siblings observing my Dad's Training Session as well.
I didn't realize it then but my Dad had noticed our presence.
"It's about time to put that scheme into action" he muttered with an evil sparkle in his eye.
Of course none of us could hear him.
"It's about time I tried the more advanced Techniques from the Book Of Ultimate Combat Techniques" he purposefully said aloud knowing full well that that statement would grab our attention.
Then he entered the House knowing full well that we'd follow him in. We trailed him on Tip Toes to the Library. He walked to a specific Bookshelf.
"It's a good thing I told the kids never to touch this shelf!" he said and laughed aloud.
He pulled a Book and that was when we noticed a Secret Red Button. He pushed on the Button and the Shelf slid aside to reveal a Secret Room. In the Room was a Single Glass Exhibit Container and in that Container was a Book.
My Dad removed the Book.
"Oh…so this is the Technique to resurrect a Dead Person, every ancestry DNA is encoded in that Mothership of a Double Helix Codex. By merging that Codex with the Waves Of An Ocean, one could reconstruct an Ancient DCeased Ancestor with Memories intact and not as Zombies or disembodied entities huh? And if you want to bring a Dead Planet to Life, these are the Techniques…hmm hmm hmm, the kids are too young to know these Techniques" my Dad said and returned the Book to its case.
Then he exited the Library knowing full well that we were there. Then we who didn't know that he knew we didn't know that he knew exerted a lot of effort to muffle our footsteps and sneak to the Shelf.
"Ultimate Techniques huh? Resurrect the Dead? Bring a Dead Planet to Life?! That is something we simply just cannot ignore! We must learn these Techniques!" we said as we pulled the Book in the Shelf out exposing the Secret Red Button. We pressed on it to trigger the sliding mechanism of the Bookshelf thus exposing the Secret Room. This revealed the Glass Exhibit Case. Opening the Case revealed the Book.
On the Book was the Title, "The Essence Of Guardian Forces Vs The Essence Of The Weaver Of Calamity".
We opened the Book.
On the First Page was the Title "The True Nature Of The Universe".
"Hey look Saito! This looks pretty interesting!" I pointed out.
Saito had a look of utter disappointment in her eyes.
"All it says is 'The First Thing you should know about the Universe is that the entire Universe is one Gargantuan Sound Wave. The Universe was created and is sustained by Sound".
"Is Dad trying to mess with us?" Keiran wondered.
"Let's read the next index. It says "The Essence Of Guardian Forces" Ariel pointed out.
We began to read.
THE ESSENCE OF GUARDIAN FORCES
"The First Thing you should know about Guardian Forces is that they are Forces that carry out the Purposes assigned to them by the Gods. Everything that occurs in the Universe is basically as a result of a Sound Wave emanating from the Vocal Chords Of The Guardian Forces. When Guardian Forces wish to bless the Universe, they sing in Harmony. When they want to curse a facet of the Universe, they utilize Rhythm. A Guardian Force need not lift a finger to Bless or Curse, all they need to do is either harmonize or play a Rhythm in the Presence Of The Gods. So if you see a Guardian Force utilize a Trumpet, a Flute, a Piano or a Guitar, know that you are in for a Time of Blessing but if by the slightest chance you see a Guardian Force holding a Drum or Xylophone, that is your cue to escape its presence.
PRACTICAL EXAMPLES OF HOW GUARDIAN FORCES OPERATE
1. When you use a Ski to slide down a Mountain.
2. When you use an Oxygen Tank for Diving.
3. When you use the Waves for Surfing.
4. When you use a Gas Cooker for Cooking.
5. When you use a Knife for Hunting for Food.
6. When a Gun fetches you Game.
7. When you use a Bomb for Mining or Construction.
8. When you use a Worm for Fishing.
We had funny expressions on our faces.
"Now I know Dad is definitely messing with us" Saito growled angrily.
"If you thought that was a kicker, here comes the Punchline" the next line read.
THE ESSENCE OF THE WEAVER OF CALAMITY
This is basically the essence of the Weaver Of Calamity. If you understand these simple facts, there is no way he could ever defeat you.
PRACTICAL EXAMPLES
1. When you stand on a Snow Capped Mountain during the Winter and yell at the Mountain at the top of your lungs and the Mountain rewards you with an Avalanche, na him be the Weaver Of Calamity (That is the Weaver Of Calamity).
2. When you Sail a Boat on the Ocean and you sail without a Flag (Point 1), sail against the direction of the Wind (point 2), sail against the direction of the Waves (point 3), don't know how to navigate via the Stars (point 4) and your boat performs a Turtle Flip as though Son Goku has inverted its pressure points with a Fist From The North Star and your boat mysteriously capsizes and there are no survivors, na him be the Weaver Of Calamity (That is the Weaver Of Calamity).
3. When you leave the Gas Cooker on for about thirty minutes, then initiate a kiss between a match and a matchbox and your house mysteriously explodes, na him be the Weaver Of Calamity (That is the Weaver Of Calamity).
4. When the Knife that brings you Food is used to stab another in the back, na him be the Weaver Of Calamity (That is the Weaver Of Calamity).
5. When the Gun that fetches you Game is used for War, na him be the Weaver Of Calamity. (That is the Weaver Of Calamity).
6. When the Bomb you use for Mining and Construction is used to edit the genes of an entire Culture or Nation, na him be the Weaver Of Calamity (That is the Weaver Of Calamity).
7. When the Worm you use for Fishing magically transforms into a Horse that causes the downfall of a Civilization, na him be the Weaver Of Calamity (That is the Weaver Of Calamity).
8. When the Minister whose Job is to Mini Star magically transforms into a Tyrant worse than a Master, na him be the Weaver Of Calamity. (That is the Weaver Of Calamity).
SUMMARY
Any Force whose Purpose is to serve Mankind that Mankind mysteriously transforms into its Master, na him be the Weaver Of Calamity (That is the Weaver Of Calamity).
- THE END.
- BY JUST ZAN NIGHTBANE.
"Why do I suddenly feel a crushing sense of Guilt!" we exclaimed in horror.
At that moment, we heard the Sound Of A Drumroll as my Dad walked into the Library.
"Final Lesson, when a Library meant for reading books is mysteriously transformed into a Music Studio, na him be the Weaver Of Calamity (That is the Weaver Of Calamity)" my Dad said as he closed the door to the Library and smirked.
"Crap!" we exclaimed in horror.
- THE END?!