Don't Sneeze

Billie Bob Taylor-Pereira

I did not think I had stopped kissing Benedito from the moment he stepped through the door. He was the definition of sexy before and I never thought he could top it but when he stepped through that door with a gold lip ring I thought I would die.

"Bobby," he laughed when he finally managed to pull himself away from me, "I can't be kissing. They said I should avoid any strenuous activity."

I closed my eyes as I held either side of his face trying to center myself. "No blow jobs?"

"What the fuck did you read or research that made you want me to have a piercing so bad?" He loudly laughed.

My beautiful husband had not even bothered to ask why I wanted him to get a piercing. He simply booked an appointment to get it done and the very next morning he was on his way. Benedito could burn the world down for me and only afterwards stop to ask me why.

How did I ever think I could survive without this man?